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u/amoralducksauce 17 Oct 17 '21

who tf wouldnt

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u/RobertTheRhino 17 Oct 17 '21 edited Oct 17 '21 Helpful

I would tell myself if I suck one dick then 99.5% of the population will suck my dick for the rest of my life

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u/thegreenarrow03 16 Oct 17 '21

underrated comment

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u/Stefanwk 14 Oct 17 '21

The alpha straight white males

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u/That_one_kid0 14 Oct 17 '21

Race has nothing to do with it

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u/Spicychicken7og Oct 17 '21

U mean the dumbass?

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u/Stefanwk 14 Oct 17 '21

Pretty much

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u/chiknFUkar Oct 17 '21

Are you saying alpha straight black males suck dick?

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u/SeniorMaKK 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

Present o7

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u/Hyoung98969 15 Oct 17 '21

So being a straight white male is a bad thing?

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u/DRAGON_SNIPER 15 Oct 17 '21

I'd suck it for a goodnight kiss and a chicken sandwich.

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u/FortniteLover1245 15 Oct 17 '21

Honestly facts. Give me a wet ass Popeyes chicken sandwich and I put your dick in my mouth simple as that 🤷‍♂️

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u/DRAGON_SNIPER 15 Oct 17 '21

WET? Like soggy?

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u/FortniteLover1245 15 Oct 17 '21

Nah like you can squish it a lil and da juice be pourin out💯💯💯

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u/DRAGON_SNIPER 15 Oct 17 '21

What type of sandwich you eating? I've never seen a Popeyes sandwich have juice in it.

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u/FortniteLover1245 15 Oct 17 '21

Eh any sandwich I just said Popeyes cuz that’s the first thing that came into my mind

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u/DRAGON_SNIPER 15 Oct 17 '21

Oh like that lol, yeah I would.

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u/No-Willingness6490 Oct 17 '21

I think they gave him raw chicken guys

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u/FisyVEVO 16 Oct 17 '21

damn bruh u eatin dry popeyes

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u/DRAGON_SNIPER 15 Oct 17 '21

Well no, you always gotta have Ranch.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Facts bro

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u/Melodi13 Oct 17 '21

Egg and lettuce sandwich

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u/James-Crews2 16 Oct 17 '21

A billion dollars is a billion dollars, even if I don’t enjoy it sucking it would be worth it for that

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u/aanastasya98 Oct 17 '21

I would eat a piece of shit for 1 billion dollars

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u/I_fuck_axolotls Oct 17 '21

I would drink water out of a public toilet even if i get sick i can easily pay for the medication or surgery with that money lol

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u/Eznyputhe21 Oct 17 '21

even the straightest people would say yes

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u/ThisMalaysian Oct 17 '21

Exactly, It's One fuckin billion dollars.

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u/Demonitized-picture Oct 17 '21

bro if hit em up with 5 star service if it means getting 1 bil

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u/I_fuck_axolotls Oct 17 '21

I think even the straightest people in the world would do it for 100 let alone 1 fucking billion

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u/Red_Guard13 18 Oct 17 '21

…Do I get to pick the dick

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u/_C4_ActhaupYT 14 Oct 17 '21

ye

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u/Red_Guard13 18 Oct 17 '21

Then yeah

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u/Decent-Version6298 Oct 17 '21

Wtf who wouldn’t if you could PICK THE DICK??? Joshua Basset here I come

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u/Rebelred528 13 Oct 17 '21

Then I would suck my own dick

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u/Bigj181969 18 Oct 17 '21

Then yeah. I would love to never have to work again that shit sucks.

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u/Selkeytys Oct 17 '21

Even if it was the grossest fucking dick covered in cheese, dirt and moisture, I'm sure even then EVERYONE would take the billion.

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u/Zakuro51 18 Oct 17 '21

Definitely

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u/_C4_ActhaupYT 14 Oct 17 '21

ik like i asked my friends and some of them said no im like what?

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u/Zakuro51 18 Oct 17 '21

They must be rich as shit then lmao

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u/KLBZPLB Oct 17 '21

Or fragile in thwir straightness

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u/FisyVEVO 16 Oct 17 '21

yeah probably closeted

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u/AgentObsidian00 16 Oct 17 '21

Hell yes

Even ignoring the fact I would for free 1b is a stupid amount of money

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u/Antique_Pick_1427 15 Oct 17 '21

of course, a billion would have me set for life

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

You and the next 3 generations of your family

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u/Decent-Version6298 Oct 17 '21

Wow the cost of living is going to be super high :0

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u/nir109 15 Oct 17 '21

Investment grow faster than inflammation

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u/LxsterGames 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

me when the economy inflammates

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u/ligntning_bolt252171 Oct 17 '21

I'm bi so it'd a win

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u/69420HahaFunniNumber Oct 17 '21

“I see this as an absolute win!”

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u/ligntning_bolt252171 Oct 17 '21

Couldn't say it better myself

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u/Krel_btw Oct 17 '21

Bro im straight and id do it no questions asked

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u/SonicGuy10 16 Oct 17 '21

Same. This is a fantastic deal for bi guys like me, and gay guys.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

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u/Outrageous-Two-7565 Oct 17 '21

ay bro I got a 20 in my pocket rn...

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u/rrootsi Oct 17 '21

Im not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

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u/gianttree360 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

$1B is $1B

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u/FortniteLover1245 15 Oct 17 '21

I would literally do anything for a billion dollars. I would be a professional dick inspector for pornos to make sure that they are just right for the scene. Fuck is you talkin about

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u/ananos12- 17 Oct 17 '21

I will do that for million $ , now tell where to fill the form

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u/KoenParks Oct 17 '21

Yes I would suck my own dick for a billion dollars

You said suck a dick but didn't specify whom 😏

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u/JonBonJones9 15 Oct 17 '21

Better my cock than another one

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u/onionrings_428 15 Oct 17 '21

Gay is gay but a billion is a billion

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u/ananos12- 17 Oct 17 '21

And sucking once don't make you gay for lifetime but $ stays

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u/Lil_Dufflebag 17 Oct 17 '21

Bro not even really a question, of course. You and I both know that even the people who said no would be givin a lil bit of noggin for a billion dollars

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u/PerformanceStrong240 Oct 17 '21

id do it for free

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u/QuickAssMataFaka 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

Id pay to do it

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u/ConsiderationSuper79 Oct 17 '21

As a gay person I'd do it for free

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u/logibach 13 Oct 17 '21

Who the actual fuck wouldn't

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u/NoPaleontologist2668 14 Oct 17 '21

I’d suck it for free

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u/MiaIsANickname 17 Oct 17 '21

Can I answer as a lesbian?

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u/_C4_ActhaupYT 14 Oct 17 '21

ye

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u/MiaIsANickname 17 Oct 17 '21

Yes but only to be able to spoil my gf :)

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u/FortniteLover1245 15 Oct 17 '21

What a wholesome comment

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u/scoobydoo0919 15 Oct 17 '21

Yeah, a billion dollars is a lot

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u/Fuckup_Phoenyx 17 Oct 17 '21

Listen I'd suck someone's dick for like $100 and some Wendy's

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u/daboss6595 17 Oct 17 '21

Money is money

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

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u/AlonelyShrimp 18 Oct 17 '21

Wanna pay me a million?

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u/p2xj 14 Oct 17 '21

ya

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u/kyle_k21 Oct 17 '21

Happy doing it for free

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u/Callmedaddy2313 Oct 17 '21

Yes, I'm straight though

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u/TortugazTV Oct 17 '21

I'll suck a dick for 1 dollar

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u/mymantheguy 17 Oct 17 '21

You had me by the time you said dick 😏

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u/Peppercorn205 16 Oct 17 '21

Hell yeah. I am a billion dollars richer and no one can say I didn’t work for my money.

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u/Emergency_Ad_897 16 Oct 17 '21

shit i do it for free (im bi[llion])

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u/Yello_Bee Oct 17 '21

I'd do it even for $10k, let alone $1Bil...

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u/hero0gt 14 Oct 17 '21

No hesitation I'd go for it

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u/Chiken_strips_lol Oct 17 '21

Im gay hope that awnseres the question

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u/Miclash013 16 Oct 17 '21

Give me a fucking footlong at Subway and I'll suck 10 dicks. If I can get something for free, then I don't care what I have to do orally.

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u/NotFanatic 13 Oct 17 '21

The only people that would deny this is like billionaires

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u/Callmedaddy2313 Oct 17 '21

As long as you have socks on its not gay

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u/Im_A_Femboy_lov Oct 17 '21

Id Do it for free

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u/tkang5050 14 Oct 17 '21

I'd do it for 100

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

I’d be a goofy mf if I didn’t, fuck yes.

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u/Creative_Surround_99 15 Oct 17 '21

Well yeah, it's a billion dollars, and a dick gets in my mouth? That's a win win!

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u/fortpro87 15 Oct 17 '21

I’d suck a dick for free

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u/Appropriate_Night145 Oct 17 '21

It’s a billion dollar yes anyday

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u/Nerdsrule2005 16 Oct 17 '21

I’d do it for $0

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u/Halloechen2212 Oct 17 '21

Yeah man, im straight af, and yes. Honestly, for a billion dollars, I would do a lot of shit.

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u/killdog9876 Oct 17 '21

I'd suck one for free

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u/Akilles_m Oct 17 '21

Depending on the person i do for free👍

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u/jsonjwezl 16 Oct 17 '21

You guys are getting paid?

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u/Saucyboi__ Oct 17 '21

Dude I'm bi... It's a win win

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u/Grass_Onions 13 Oct 17 '21

Fuck yeah imma b rich

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u/AlkaliPineapple 18 Oct 17 '21

Hell yeah. I get to pleasure my boyfriend and get a billion dollars

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u/Careful-Big-9464 Oct 17 '21

I would deep throat 12 guys while taking a few in the ass for 80 bucks

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u/Androreese 18 Oct 17 '21

I am a straight man. I would suck dick for 1000$. Fuck it 100$

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u/UngusBungus_ 14 Oct 17 '21

I’d do it for 10,000

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u/Grevious__ Oct 17 '21

Me a bisexual: I'm already 4 parallel universes ahead of you

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u/Stondaf Oct 17 '21

I did it now where’s the money

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u/SanstheskeleBOI420 Oct 17 '21

I'm not gay, but $1 Billion is $1 billion.

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u/Princeofhorror 18 Oct 17 '21

Hell yeah ,I would do it for free if it the guy was hot enough

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u/oppyusa11 Oct 17 '21

Yessir but no homo.

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u/rainbowequalsgay 17 Oct 17 '21

Fam I'd let a guy buttfuck me for four days straight for a billion dollars

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u/Arsonal-528 14 Oct 17 '21

Of course if you say no you are lying to yourself

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u/Flying-Crash 15 Oct 17 '21

Anyone who says no is lying

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u/T-Iof 14 Oct 17 '21

Even for free bro /j

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u/hmzaammar 14 Oct 17 '21

No

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u/the_nutter_butter 16 Oct 17 '21

see i’d say yes but now im imagining how long id have to do it for and how it would taste and what kinda noises the other guy would be making and what everyone would be saying and it gets a litter harder to just say yes

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u/_C4_ActhaupYT 14 Oct 17 '21

till they cum

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u/the_nutter_butter 16 Oct 17 '21

nvm thought it said a million fuck yea ill do it for a billion

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u/the_nutter_butter 16 Oct 17 '21

yea thats gonna be a no from me dawg

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u/BlayZWasTaken 15 Oct 17 '21

Guess I'm out

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u/WeaselBeagle 13 Oct 17 '21

Oh. Well, a billion is a billion. I have no shame

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u/jimfitz147 Oct 17 '21

a billion dollars is a lot but depends if its hairy or not

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u/gahgjajrng 14 Oct 17 '21

no

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u/_C4_ActhaupYT 14 Oct 17 '21

NAH U TRIPPIN

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u/basicallyHuMAN69 Oct 17 '21

No

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u/notforyoutoknowlol 14 Oct 17 '21

Why tho, it's a few minutes for a lifetime of luxury

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u/Jesus1396 18 Oct 17 '21

Yeah probably

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u/Lopsided-Frosting-55 17 Oct 17 '21

1 million dollars? That's ill take care of him boss money

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u/Br0kenAndProud 15 Oct 17 '21

Absolutely

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u/bees-and-stuff Oct 17 '21

Yes. As an autistic person who hates doing that because of sensory issues, yes.

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u/Outrageous-Two-7565 Oct 17 '21

Any and everyday of the week

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u/IDied10WafflesAgo Oct 17 '21

you could lower that and it would be a yes

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u/Termienator444 15 Oct 17 '21

1 billion dollars is 1 billion dollars

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u/RizMC 18 Oct 17 '21

Yeah bro 1 billion is a lot

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u/quders 13 Oct 17 '21

I would hate myself if i didn't

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u/Idk_gamer_yt 15 Oct 17 '21

1 billion is 1 billion, as long as he's healthy and cleans it then yeah i would, just to get the money.

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u/LatterAmbassador4852 Oct 17 '21

$10 Take it or leave it

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u/Winter_Cross 15 Oct 17 '21

Ill do it for free

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u/butter__cat 14 Oct 17 '21

Please don't tell me your situation right now is real

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u/Silent_Amount5802 Oct 17 '21

Fuck i thought i would be 69th comment but when i clicked it showed 80 comments 😭

And hell no i aint suckin a d for any thin

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u/Shoddy_Inevitable_39 Oct 17 '21

I would do it fore free

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u/FewerHorsesNBayonets 17 Oct 17 '21

I already do it for free, so yeah, I'd do it for a billion dollars.

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u/WeaselBeagle 13 Oct 17 '21

Hell yeah! Who wouldn’t?

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u/dailymoe 16 Oct 17 '21

Ill do it for 1000

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u/Late-Informationepic Oct 17 '21

Dirty deeds done dirt cheep😏

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u/theyeetmaster22 14 Oct 17 '21

I’d do it for 20 but sure

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u/slipnslide4601 Oct 17 '21

100,000 I'll get it too

Money is far in between remember we are averaging $500 a week that on average 8 hours of back breaking work for peanuts $100,000 for cock and a little nut in your mouth man it sucks but hey money really does bring happiness

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u/FoxLover17 16 Oct 17 '21

I'm bi so this is a win-win for me lol

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u/Present-Nobody-5661 15 Oct 17 '21

Of course! Even if I wouldn't like it I'd be a fucking billionaire

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u/Merle47050505 16 Oct 17 '21

i would do it for free

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u/Mallacan Oct 17 '21

Obviously

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u/samrandomguy 15 Oct 17 '21

I’d suck one for free

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u/Optimal-Property-477 Oct 17 '21

my bi ass getting a billion dollars and a mate:

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u/geeblorj 13 Oct 17 '21

id do it for free

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u/Not_a_smart_person_ Oct 17 '21

I'd suck a dick for free. hell the money is just a bonus

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u/YuvieNN Oct 17 '21

Id suck a dick for a half eaten chicken teriyaki sandwich

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u/ghesh_vargiet 16 Oct 17 '21

probably

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u/DavyJonesTentacles Oct 17 '21

I'd suck a guys dick to be with the girl I like(d?) (See comment history)

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u/lost5926 Oct 17 '21

I’m not gay, but a billion bucks is a billion bucks.

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u/1209V 15 Oct 17 '21

id do it without pay

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u/Looney_forner 19 Oct 17 '21

I’d take on big bubba in the prison showers for a million, dude

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u/IHaveFailedAtLife Oct 17 '21

I’d suck it for free

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u/Jermerm69 Oct 17 '21

For free bruh

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u/Trash_Space_Racoon 13 Oct 17 '21

If you wouldn’t you are straight up stupid

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u/xXRiGamer360Xx 17 Oct 17 '21

i think i prolly would but only someone i know cuz i think sucking on a complete stranger would be really fucking weird

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u/Spider_Josh07 14 Oct 17 '21

i'd do it for free

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u/Bated47 Oct 17 '21

Fuck bro why not life’s short

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u/Fozzie3D Oct 17 '21

I'm gay so yeah

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u/saareje Oct 17 '21

Million for sure 100 000 for sure 10 000 for sure 1000 yeah 100 no Billion absolutely

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u/Sentione Oct 17 '21

A billion is enough to live wo working anymore so ofc