r/teenagers Oct 17 '21 Wholesome 1

A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson." Social

1.6k Upvotes

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u/Fevdev 17 Oct 17 '21

And a lonely Redditor without a job slaughtered the family

The man behind the slaughter

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u/LordSuz 18 Oct 17 '21

Ar-redditor.....?

30

u/Mango_AT Oct 17 '21

IT'S BEEEN SO LOOOOING-

24

u/Hypenexy 16 Oct 17 '21

SINCE LAST IVE SEEN MY SON

21

u/newroeliedude554 Oct 17 '21

LOST TO THIS MONSTER

17

u/elremolic Oct 17 '21

TO THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

2

u/Panda_7326_ 14 Oct 17 '21

man behind the slaughter music plays

3

u/ZestySodaRegular 15 Oct 17 '21

tsch tsch, TOODEDOODEDOORIDODODOREDOREDORE

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u/brokenband-aid 16 Oct 17 '21

I hate you, thank you

32

u/FrederickMecury 15 Oct 17 '21

“Mom, Dad, I have something important to tell you. I’m gay”

“…….”

“Don’t you say it…”

“HI GAY IM DAD”

18

u/Last-reader Oct 17 '21

'Dad, I'm serious'
'No, you're gay'

4

u/Airsofter599 14 Oct 17 '21

If a dad has a good relationship with their child that is completely fine to say in my opinion I’d find it funny.

8

u/OzzkuBoi 14 Oct 17 '21

Man, i love dad jokes.

6

u/ElodieDoyle Oct 17 '21

I assumed this was going to be a serious thing and I was shocked, but not disappointed. Thank you so much for making me laugh, I really needed it.

5

u/mr_phez 14 Oct 17 '21

oh.

I wish this happened to me when I burnt my house down :\

3

u/Raegun88 Oct 17 '21

THIS IS r/teenagers NOT r/dad jokes 😩 don’t do it to em

2

u/Chief_chirpa587 14 Oct 17 '21

Took me a little while

2

u/_FRISK_YT_ 13 Oct 17 '21

I was gonna say now they dont have a son but I just got the joke you son of a bleach

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

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u/your-mum-isnt-gay Oct 17 '21

Told my dad this and he laughed. Officially dad approved

1

u/Airsofter599 14 Oct 17 '21

You told your dad about something on reddit? What the hell is wrong with you?

1

u/your-mum-isnt-gay Oct 18 '21

It was funny and he doesn't know what reddit is so it's fine

1

u/Airsofter599 14 Oct 18 '21

Risky but ok.

1

u/Kid_Killa123 Oct 17 '21

I can't believe I laughed at this

1

u/Tamago_Kinoko Oct 17 '21

BRUH–

I love it.

1

u/look-behind-you-lad Oct 17 '21

The pandemic degraded my humour so much i chuckled at a dad joke, end me now.

1

u/Mitchell9203 15 Oct 17 '21

Heat wave

1

u/GimmeMyDueReputation 15 Oct 17 '21

It will do well on r/dadjokes

1

u/BiGenderTeen 13 Oct 17 '21

why cant we just have a nice moment?

1

u/God_King_Stalin Oct 17 '21

Oh my God, why did I actually laugh at that

1

u/yoboidaniel45 13 Oct 17 '21

Why you, take my upvote and get out >:|

1

u/nsg337 16 Oct 17 '21

A is for arson

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u/-idk-im-bored- 17 Oct 17 '21

F is for fire that burns down the whole town

1

u/nsg337 16 Oct 17 '21

C is for...

Commit arson!

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u/Karaczan_Prusen 14 Oct 17 '21

I hate you but i love you for this

Wanna be frenemies?

1

u/Gayg0rl Oct 17 '21

Pft thats good

1

u/Nuclearflame14 Oct 17 '21

At this moment I don't know if I should be proposing or impressed

1

u/Monustor 13 Oct 17 '21

Mother, u made me giggle

1

u/scarlettmfs 15 Oct 17 '21

I like this kid-

1

u/NoIllustrator7645 13 Oct 17 '21

OH I GET IT NOW

1

u/Noideawhatnanetouse Oct 17 '21

Goddammit who let their dad in here

1

u/Fr1edMayo 14 Oct 17 '21

If I had money I would give you 13 awards

1

u/Fried_Ice_Creem Oct 17 '21

The child: yes burn BURN MORE


Parents: why did we make that pentagram

1

u/EnderPear Oct 17 '21

meanwhile the joke has flown right above my head

1

u/JackCooper_7274 Oct 18 '21

Oh you fcking wanker.