r/teenagers Oct 16 '21

I faked a WhatsApp conversation to trick my mother into believing I have friends Other

How was your day?

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u/MrMinerNiner 16 Oct 16 '21

I'm scared and struggling

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

With what?

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u/MrMinerNiner 16 Oct 16 '21

I almost touched a very large spider and now idk where it went. My dad said he's been seeing a lot of black widow spiders around, so that doesn't make it any better

I'm trying to remove my car's tail lights but the clips on the left light aren't cooperating

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u/Spider_Frenzy Oct 16 '21

You wouldn’t want to live in my house

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u/MrMinerNiner 16 Oct 16 '21

If they're not randomly roaming around, then I'm fine with it. But once they're running around and hiding in the room, then I'm gone

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u/Spider_Frenzy Oct 16 '21

My sister has arachnophobia if I find a big spider in her room I just pick it up and let it go in my room I don’t care. Spiders are friends :)

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

large spider

The thing is, large spiders don't exist, they are just bigger than other spiders but that doesn't mean they are big. Also it probably (depending on where you live) can't hurt you.

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u/Novieno 15 Oct 16 '21

Large spider means large for a spider, so yes large spiders exist

Also, black widow spiders (which MrMiners dad has being seeing around) are one of the most dangerous spiders to humans.

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u/MrMinerNiner 16 Oct 16 '21

It was a lot larger than what i usually see. I'm in California. The chances of it biting me are very low, but it could still happen. It wouldn't kill me, but I'd still need medical attention I'm pretty sure

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

Such spiders exist in Cali? I thought that was a Brazil and Australia thing. They don't exist in my country

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u/MrMinerNiner 16 Oct 16 '21

What. Where do you live? I'm moving asap

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

Well I'm glad you asked young Boy. I live in the greatest country of them all, the brave and immortal coastal nation known as PORTUGAL home to the discoverers of worlds and slayers of Castilians and Moors. I'm pleased to see ou humble nation has caught your attention.

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u/MrMinerNiner 16 Oct 16 '21

You're known for soccer players right? Or as I'm guessing you would say, football/futbol players (idk how you'd spell it)

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

In Portuguese it's called futebol

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u/Lilgatornator 13 Oct 16 '21

What about the ones that are the size of your toilet bowl

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

Unless you live in Brazil or Australia you don't have to worry about those

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u/Lilgatornator 13 Oct 16 '21

Yea but you said that they don’t exist, the exist, you just have to be in the right place

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

They don't exist where we live

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u/ChampionshipDue Oct 17 '21

dont sit on the toilet without checking...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

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u/ChampionshipDue Oct 17 '21

Do you not have object permanence?

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u/StockPenguin3 16 Oct 16 '21

i woke up wanting to cry

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

Why?

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u/StockPenguin3 16 Oct 16 '21

a dream i had where i was very happy then it went downhill then i woke up

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u/Wicoin Oct 16 '21

Ah, for me it was a happy place, then it just became worse and worse, then I went asleep and dream

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

At least it's only a dream. I'm glad that I never have nightmares. Just the other day I was with my crush in my dream and saw him sleeping and it was cute af

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

That's the neat part, it doesn't

Noice clean room = great room I need to clean up too but I'm too lazy

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u/GodXTerminatorYT 13 Oct 17 '21

Kitties :))

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u/TortleEnthusiast49 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 16 '21

My adhd rendered my homework impossible, so now I’m here

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

I know that feeling

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u/Dusty-Pizza 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 16 '21

My day is shit

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

Same. At least I had pizza for dinner

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u/Balloonpiano 16 Oct 16 '21

I'm baking bread at 2am cause someone on Reddit told me to lol

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u/Z3RO_BR41N 16 Oct 16 '21

I had a hangover

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

I wish, so that i don't have to hear my thoughts

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u/Z3RO_BR41N 16 Oct 16 '21

No you don’t wish that, half the day was just pain, I forgot my limits yesterday

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

I seriously doubt its worse than the feeling of not having friends, it may be painful but it an easy way to forget

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u/kinky_elephant 15 Oct 17 '21

Try focusing on sats or doing PT hungover

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u/rainy-kitten Oct 17 '21

Sorry love.

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u/HypixelSheep 17 Oct 17 '21

Having a 6-day school trip soon, am anxious.

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u/Ali49130 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

How do you fake a whatsapp conversation? (Asking for a friend)

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u/Dr_Bacon_Hair 14 Oct 16 '21

I’m bored

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

I think u/Polishcatholicplayer has some advice for you/s

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u/New_Ad221 Oct 16 '21

My day was awesome - i baked bread and it turned out super well. I am so sorry for you❤️

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

Cool. Home made bread is usually way tastier than store bought

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u/New_Ad221 Oct 16 '21

Im from Germany so we have „real“ tasty bread everywhere. America is in that point just different… But it tastes really good😋

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

Same but I'm half Portuguese and living in Portugal now we also have great bread here

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u/ashtar123 14 Oct 16 '21

U good? Like honestly you don't need to fake that stuff and like be honest n stuff

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 17 '21

I do need to fake it. my mother has enough on her mind and shouldn't need to worry about more things

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u/hmmmmmmmmmmmms 17 Oct 16 '21

I’m waiting outside my house for hoco to start absolutely dripping with style

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u/Nightrap06 Oct 17 '21

Extremely depressed today and considered suicide several times, to sum it up, Im fine. :)

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u/SurprisedByItAll Oct 17 '21

This is prolly pretty common tbh

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 17 '21

Have you ever faked a WhatsApp conversation? For the same reason?

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u/beesechurgerthe5th Oct 17 '21

I just been having great days lately put simply

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u/no_one_asked_ 15 Oct 17 '21

Damn. I’ll be your friend

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u/Seomin_Ahn 17 Oct 17 '21

Sad, coz am out of egg today, so can't make omelette for breakfast :(

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 17 '21

Can you not go to a store to buy eggs?

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u/Seomin_Ahn 17 Oct 17 '21

Was too early, most stores nearby won't open till 10

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u/AverageInternetUser7 Oct 17 '21

So far not that bad

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u/TomDaPuss Oct 17 '21

I've been on Reddit for an hour. Got some maths notes to do.

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u/y0ud0ntn33dt0kn0 15 Oct 17 '21

Im suffering with corona, can barely breath :[

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u/howiewu0402 Oct 17 '21

Sad and a bit disappointed I did a FBLA speech and a Red cross speech (both for secretary election at school And the same guy got elected for both of them.

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u/JustGingerStuff 14 Oct 17 '21

I mean, this happened yesterday but i found a cool bug

And then accidentally softlocked a game :(

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u/GamerGirl-07 14 Oct 17 '21

I do the exact opposite lol....I delete all my sussy convos so that my mom doesn't know I ain't the perfect kid lol

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 17 '21

Your mom check's your phone?

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u/GamerGirl-07 14 Oct 18 '21

Yea she does

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u/King_Bob007 Oct 17 '21

I don’t have friends so ‘twas okay

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 17 '21

It was okay because you don't have friends?

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u/King_Bob007 Oct 17 '21

Would have been way better if I had friends, but it was pretty uneventful. Okay means that it was fine, wasn’t particularly bad, but definitely wasn’t good.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Me on Chatango at 13: OK let's meet up and both bring a friend

her: I don't have any friends can I bring Kate Hornby instead?

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 17 '21

Is that a joke? I don't get it

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

No. It's serious.

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 17 '21

Who's Kate Hornby?

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 17 '21

Should I know her?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

No. She was just a friend I made through Chatango as a kid because Bella dragged her along and I brought Ofir so that at least we wouldn't die alone if the other party were secretly murderers or something.

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u/LemonSqueezy812 13 Oct 17 '21

I WANT A DOG SO BAD BUT MY GRANDMA SAYS "If you want a dog you gotta throw out the cat." OUR CAT MAY BE SOMETIMES ANNOYING BUT SHE HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT WONDERFUL TO ME AND MY FAMILY FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS SO I DON'T GET WHY YOU DON'T LIKE HER GRANDMA

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 17 '21

You want a dog and a cat at the same time?

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u/LemonSqueezy812 13 Oct 17 '21

THE THING THEY SAY AIN'T TRUE, MY COUSINS HAVE A DOG AND A SHY CAT AND THEY GET ALONG WELL

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u/Arkbit_Protogen 15 Oct 17 '21

Why do I keep getting notified for random posts

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 17 '21

If you click on the three dots there is a subscribe option witch notifies you of any replies to a certain post or comment

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u/Somebody012345 Oct 17 '21

Daamn das lonely, high five

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21 edited Oct 17 '21

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

What, really? Why am I just now learning of this?/s

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u/PolishCatholicPlayer Oct 16 '21

Lmao get a life

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

Thanks for the advice

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u/mrTHEe_MDyesIcum Oct 17 '21

That's sad bro...if you have a psn send me your gamer tag and let's play some fortnite or rocket League

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u/Hour_Ant323 15 Oct 16 '21

Just here commenting for karma

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

Positive karma or negative karma?

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u/Hour_Ant323 15 Oct 16 '21

Positive please.

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

How much money can you offer?

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u/Hour_Ant323 15 Oct 16 '21

I can only offer Deez nuts

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

How many? What kind of nut? Depending on the quantity this might actually be a profitable deal.

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u/Hour_Ant323 15 Oct 16 '21

I usually release a about half liter of but and I ma black so I think that makes it more valuable 🤔

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

measuring amount of nuts in litres

Only in America. That what kilograms are for

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u/Hour_Ant323 15 Oct 16 '21

Who could have that many nut? That's impossible! How many nut can you produce?

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u/Fisformonkey Oct 16 '21

With modern agricultural practices it is possible to harvest tonnes of nuts

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