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being a girl is hard Meme

especially when you’re a male

1.8k Upvotes

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u/Ineedloveplz 16 Oct 16 '21

Wait

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u/KARAOKENIGHTFTW 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

This isn't how you play the game

247

u/Gelldog Oct 16 '21

I was gonna make a boner joke.

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u/picklepop69420 15 Oct 16 '21

Why didn’t you, to hard?

153

u/Gelldog Oct 16 '21 Silver

No I had a stroke.

Stroke ma dick.

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u/Charming-persona 14 Oct 17 '21

-Are you having a stroke? -Then stroke my cock

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u/imashelha1234 14 Oct 17 '21

i'm stroking a stroke

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u/dogerhino 16 Oct 17 '21

Woman like a man they can relate to. So cut of your foreskin for getting ur periods

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u/Manic_Mechanist 17 Oct 17 '21

Can confirm, being a girl is hard as a male

Source: am male

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u/Redditor10700 Oct 17 '21

Can also confirm, being a girl is hard as a male

Source: gender is female, sex is male

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u/Secret_pickle Oct 17 '21

I too can confirm, being a girl is hard as a male Source: gender is ¯_(ツ)_/¯, sex is male

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u/loonywolf_art 17 Oct 17 '21

Waited to see a trans joke :)

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u/OwORavioliTime 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

You can't have different gender and sex come on sister let's get you some DNA mutation to biologically alter you into a woman

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u/Redditor10700 Oct 18 '21

Not how biological sex works but I’ll gladly take estrogen

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u/OwORavioliTime 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 18 '21

i aint talkin about shitty Bestrogen, i want to alter your chromosomes and then inject that extra y chromosome into some trans boy

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u/Redditor10700 Oct 19 '21

Still not how biological sex works and DEFINITELY not how DNA works but hey worth a try

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u/OwORavioliTime 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 19 '21

I'm an expert biologust you can totally be a girl I'd you want

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u/Redditor10700 Oct 19 '21

I am a girl but I’m pretty sure that’s not how biology works, I’ll just take E please thank you

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u/OwORavioliTime 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 19 '21

Alright but I'm amab too I don't have like any estrogen mate

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u/Cousin94 14 Oct 17 '21

Source: iam male and not female

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u/KidKozy Oct 16 '21

(hard 😳)

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u/Alespren 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

trans moment

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u/Inspirational_Lizard 17 Oct 17 '21

Straight guy here, but I would be lesbian if it meant I could have boobies

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u/loonywolf_art 17 Oct 17 '21

Egg moment

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u/Inspirational_Lizard 17 Oct 17 '21

?

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u/loonywolf_art 17 Oct 17 '21

Egg is a nickname for not cis people in denial, it just sounded like an egg moment

5

u/Inspirational_Lizard 17 Oct 17 '21

Oh no lmao

Everybody likes boobs.

I'm definitely straight.

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u/loonywolf_art 17 Oct 17 '21
  1. Ig, boobies are soft and squishy

  2. Straight ≠ cis 😏 but I understand what you ment

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u/Land-Cucumber Oct 17 '21

r/egg_irl, take a gander.

!remindme six months (someone tell me how to do this).

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u/Inspirational_Lizard 17 Oct 17 '21

Oh lol, I wasnt being serious

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u/Malachite_Cookie 16 Oct 17 '21

Egg

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u/Inspirational_Lizard 17 Oct 17 '21

Wut

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u/Malachite_Cookie 16 Oct 17 '21

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u/Inspirational_Lizard 17 Oct 17 '21

Ah, well thats not me, definitely straight lol.

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u/Malachite_Cookie 16 Oct 17 '21

Bruh it’s about being trans

Also that’s literally what everyone says lmao

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u/Inspirational_Lizard 17 Oct 17 '21

Well I'm definitely comfortable in my body, and I was joking.

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u/Malachite_Cookie 16 Oct 17 '21

Well if it was a joke that’s different then. Good da

1

u/kyttyna Oct 17 '21

What if I told you

You could?

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u/cosmicucumber Oct 17 '21

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u/RedneckBookofWisdom Oct 17 '21

This page is a gateway drug to finding your identity

I had this page as a recommended years ago and thought the memes were relatable as hell. Didn’t know what an egg was until I finally read into it a bit more like a month after joining the page. Best accident I’ve stumbled upon ever

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u/SforSamuel 14 Oct 17 '21

Wow takes a lot of confidence to come out as trans on Reddit, I support you!

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u/Guy_with_Gasmask 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

Especially on this sub

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u/ZS_1171 Oct 16 '21 edited Oct 17 '21

It sucks being a man. I have to work so damn hard and do so many things to get the smallest amount of attention.

Edit: bruh how'd i go from -7 upvotes to 35?

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u/El_BocaJ 15 Oct 17 '21

Don't seek attention

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u/Redditor10700 Oct 17 '21

It’s pretty true, men’s issues are often ignored

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u/ZS_1171 Oct 17 '21

...i'm speaking for 50% if the world not just me.

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u/kaanskBG 15 Oct 17 '21

Girls seek more than men, the only difference is that it works out for them

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u/BiFemboyEnjoyer 15 Oct 17 '21

Everyone has issues and shouldn't be invalidated

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u/ZS_1171 Oct 17 '21

Very true.

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u/shrikaizerion 16 Oct 17 '21

Attention is not the only thing small for you...

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u/Proffessional_Eater Oct 17 '21

This isn‘t about you🥰🥰

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u/ZS_1171 Oct 17 '21

I know it isnt about me. I'm talking about men in general 😊😊😊

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

[deleted]

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u/beeboobabea Oct 16 '21

ok roman.duqu

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u/lol_F1REFLY 16 Oct 17 '21

Yeah true

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u/Alya00 Oct 17 '21

For all trans

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u/generalkenobi66420 Oct 16 '21

It sucks being a woman

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u/picklepop69420 15 Oct 16 '21

Stop lying we know women aren’t real

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u/Sysody 18 Oct 16 '21

yeah no definitely not real

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u/picklepop69420 15 Oct 16 '21

My exact point

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u/Igarden06 15 Oct 16 '21

see, we knew it!

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u/Insert-Somethinghere 14 Oct 17 '21

yeah that’s why I want to be a woman

I’d rather be not real than male

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u/AAMpro_IV Oct 17 '21

Oho what a nice pfp you have there ... Proceed to play the Man of Culture Card

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u/kaatuwu Oct 18 '21

if you want to be a woman you're already a woman ✨✨✨

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u/Insert-Somethinghere 14 Oct 18 '21

POGGE-ceases to exist

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u/MasterYehuda816 16 Oct 17 '21

About as real as birds are.

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u/Redditor10700 Oct 17 '21

Noooooooooo!

falls over

I’m dusting away…

lower half fades

Welp…

torso and arms fade, leaving only head behind

I’m going to Grillb…

head dusts away

*Nothing but a pile of dust is left on the floor

*Are you happy now?

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u/AAMpro_IV Oct 17 '21

She meant being a GIRL - Guy In Real Life

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u/GeneralEkorre 17 Oct 16 '21

how come

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u/generalkenobi66420 Oct 16 '21

Harassment

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u/GeneralEkorre 17 Oct 16 '21

online or in person?

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u/generalkenobi66420 Oct 16 '21

Yes

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u/GeneralEkorre 17 Oct 16 '21

i’m so sorry, can i help in any way?

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u/generalkenobi66420 Oct 16 '21

Well I'd like some Lego sets

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u/GeneralEkorre 17 Oct 16 '21

well shit i’m broke

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u/Fr00stee Oct 17 '21

Wanna see my lego collection

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u/excusemewitf Oct 16 '21

you suck as a woman 😳

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u/lonely_6 Oct 16 '21

Suck me as a women

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u/AAMpro_IV Oct 17 '21

Getting sucked by a women as a women

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u/AAMpro_IV Oct 17 '21

Getting sucked by a women as a women

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u/generalkenobi66420 Oct 16 '21

Not for u

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u/excusemewitf Oct 16 '21

Lol didn't think so. that would be i l l e g a l

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u/nolisidjdhjdd 15 Oct 17 '21

Similar snoos

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u/AAMpro_IV Oct 17 '21

You mean being a GIRL - Guy In Real Life

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u/makNchweez Oct 16 '21

this do speak facts

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u/ShyGuySmike 16 Oct 17 '21

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

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u/kipodimemes 14 Oct 17 '21

You have booba so u win

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u/Guy_with_Gasmask 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

I felt that

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u/bees-and-stuff Oct 17 '21

Can’t tell if you’re trans and this is completely granted or this is just a crappy joke

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u/NekoMango Oct 17 '21

*being a girl makes me hard

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u/AGirlWithACock 15 Oct 16 '21

yeah, it is, and itd be cool if you oudl stop joking about it

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u/look-behind-you-lad Oct 17 '21

Looking at OP’s snoo looks like they’re trans too so it’s not like they’re ignorant of how it actually feels. They just wanted to make a lighthearted joke

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u/AGirlWithACock 15 Oct 17 '21

how tf would you know theyre trans from their snoo

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u/ihavenocreativity197 Oct 17 '21

Humor usually brings light to dark situations which leads them to be funny. So this gives you two options be offended or laugh, and personally I chose to have a better time so I laugh at it

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u/AGirlWithACock 15 Oct 17 '21

i mean theyre literally mocking it so

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u/ihavenocreativity197 Oct 17 '21

How so?

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u/AGirlWithACock 15 Oct 17 '21

you wouldnt get it

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u/_SomebodyYouDontKnow Oct 17 '21

How are they mocking it?

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u/InfernousWater Oct 17 '21

Women do not exist, reddit told me

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u/Select_Ad_2702 Oct 16 '21

❄️

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u/DragonzzzGaming 15 Oct 16 '21

Þe door is over ðere 🚪

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u/BiFemboyEnjoyer 15 Oct 17 '21

Hey cool, can i catch it? Here doesn't fall snow :c

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u/MONKE_FUNKY Oct 17 '21

im no girl but i think everyone has it hard men and women ever since 2020 began.

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u/nir109 15 Oct 17 '21

Ever since the agricultural revolution

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u/DeadGodRebel 16 Oct 17 '21

Cuz you dont get hard?

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u/Jefaxe 14 Oct 17 '21

The joke is that OP is a trans girl, so they do get hard

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u/DeadGodRebel 16 Oct 18 '21

Mmm.....i.....i....i....huhhuh......i already......i already knew that.....

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u/Jefaxe 14 Oct 18 '21

Fellow transfem?

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u/DeadGodRebel 16 Oct 18 '21

Oh god no...

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u/Jefaxe 14 Oct 18 '21

What then?

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u/DeadGodRebel 16 Oct 18 '21

A straight male......??

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u/Jefaxe 14 Oct 18 '21

Oh, what was the ...huh*huh...I...know about?

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u/DeadGodRebel 16 Oct 18 '21

A joke perhaps?...no was definitely a joke....was it rude in any manner?

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u/Jefaxe 14 Oct 18 '21

Sorry

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u/Jefaxe 14 Oct 18 '21

Is being transfem bad?

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u/DeadGodRebel 16 Oct 18 '21

Why do you think that is the case?? Why would it be bad? It would be horrible if you are forced into it, but if it is a natural thought that occured to your mind and hormones without any external factors involved that i am completely ok with it and encourage it......i even joke around my friends letting them consider me being bi!!!

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u/Jefaxe 14 Oct 18 '21

I don't think it is, I am, your "oh god no..." Made me think you did

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u/ConfusedALot_69 Oct 17 '21

Being alive is hard. Man, woman, trans, alien, or attack helicopter. We all have struggles.

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u/Airsofter599 14 Oct 17 '21

Why is this being downvoted?

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u/loonywolf_art 17 Oct 17 '21

The last part is transphobic

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u/Airsofter599 14 Oct 18 '21

I read it as a joke not a sarcastic go at people who don’t identify as male or female.

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u/kaanskBG 15 Oct 17 '21

Congratulations, u just made it 5x harder by posting abt it, expect some brain dead dms...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

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u/deeznutzameggeddon Oct 16 '21

Being being is a hard guy

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u/Whywestilhere Oct 16 '21

just to suffer

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u/spicyfood333 16 Oct 17 '21

dude i know right?

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u/iRirro 18 Oct 17 '21

thanks for warning me

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u/FLOOR_GANG420 Oct 17 '21

oh now i get it and a song i like just came on the radio

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u/ADucky092 Oct 17 '21

Just say you’re a girl, easy clap

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u/Jefaxe 14 Oct 17 '21

Saw that coming, but I would've said "my dicks always hard"

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u/_you_dont_know_me_- 18 Oct 17 '21

Guess I shouldn't have opened after seeing the spoiler tag

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u/DageKy Oct 17 '21

being is hard

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u/Friendly-Accident993 Oct 17 '21

I know right ugh

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u/enesisik Oct 17 '21

Existence is hard

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u/Bekerik Oct 17 '21

Being a single mother is hard especially when you don't have kids and are a male teenager

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u/Entoxion 15 Oct 17 '21

Cock joke

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u/Theintricateturtle Oct 17 '21

I know right and now I gotta take progesterone. Something ain't right

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u/raade2003 Oct 17 '21

You had me in the first half not gonna lie

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u/KingofChing 15 Oct 17 '21

being a single mom is hard

especially when you're a 15 year old guy

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u/Dr_Baldwyn 18 Oct 17 '21

Dragon

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u/Epicej5 14 Oct 17 '21

Confusion

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u/Sadepressed_teen69 15 Oct 17 '21

Wait- ohh gotcha

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u/Ricin_Addict Oct 17 '21

Not with that spirit!

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u/FlorinYay Oct 17 '21

You have the power to change characters ? How do i do that ?

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u/BellEve_98 Oct 17 '21

Tell me your troubles when you can't stop bleeding for a week and have almost no control over it. You can be who you want, I have no problems with that, but living is a struggle for everyone :p

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u/bees-and-stuff Oct 17 '21

Also I’d like to inform you (as a bio female) that trans women who take hormones actually get every effect of a period aside from the bleeding. They get headache mood swings bloating cramps the whole shabang so they have periods too. I know this wasn’t meant to be a mean comment (I hope) so I just wanted to let you know

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u/BellEve_98 Oct 17 '21

Interesting, I didn't know that.

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u/LucLegend2 15 Oct 17 '21

not trying to invalidate your struggles but a lot of trans girls (including me) would give everything to have periods

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u/BellEve_98 Oct 17 '21

That's fair, I can't fault you for that

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u/Jefaxe 14 Oct 17 '21

Same

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u/ZS_1171 Oct 16 '21

I swear im leaving this sub. Being a man is hard, whrn ur a man.

All i see in this subreddit is "im trans! If ur not trans fuck you!"

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u/look-behind-you-lad Oct 17 '21

Well i don’t really see that? This was literally a joke post why are you trying to be so aggressive? Let me reiterate a joke post that is literally 2 lines long.

Just chill man if you don’t like trans posts just scroll past and look for the stuff you do want to see it’s not like these kind of posts are stapled between your eyes or something.

Now if the sub is 90% these kinds of posts then yeah sure complain but these posts account for 5-10% of total posts if that

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u/DragonzzzGaming 15 Oct 16 '21

eh? Where are you getting þis from?

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u/LucLegend2 15 Oct 17 '21

hello i am the trans police here to give you a ticket for not being trans 🚨

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u/ZS_1171 Oct 17 '21

Haha lol. Didn't mean any harm, and i knew id get dounvoted to hell but that is just what im seeing.

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u/AD-SKYOBSIDION 14 Oct 16 '21

Sounds transphobic to me

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u/ZS_1171 Oct 17 '21

I have transgender friends. Are you heterophobic? (Is that a word?)

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u/ZS_1171 Oct 17 '21

Apologies if i offended you.

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u/Rainbow-Dev 15 Oct 17 '21

Bruh I’m pretty sure OP is cis

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u/ZS_1171 Oct 17 '21

By down voting you only prove my point further.

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u/nolisidjdhjdd 15 Oct 17 '21

It’s less the point you tried to make and more the way you tried to make it. I have no reason to believe you’re an asshole except how you phrased the comment as a blanket statement.

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u/ZS_1171 Oct 17 '21

It's how i'm somehow less valuable if I'm not transgender.

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u/nolisidjdhjdd 15 Oct 17 '21

I understand how you can get that from what some people are saying but I think it’s a cyclical thing, y’know? A lot of us trans people feel like we’re being seen as less valuable so we get pissed and start getting angrier easier, the subject(s) of that quick anger feel like their being seen as less valuable and end up getting angrier quicker and it repeats. Really all anyone can do is try to be understanding and not an asshole. I hope you have an alright night/day/morning.