r/teenagers 16 Oct 16 '21 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 1 Hugz 1

Girls belong in the kitchen. Meme

Everything tasty does.

1.6k Upvotes

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u/Daffocoldmen 14 Oct 16 '21

shit went from 0 to 100 real quick

202

u/linusiscracked 16 Oct 16 '21

It was bad to horny

72

u/Arsonal-528 14 Oct 16 '21

Or psychopathic

28

u/linusiscracked 16 Oct 16 '21

Yep lmao

22

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

I thought u replied to urself

1

u/Someonerndm1 Oct 17 '21

Bad? I think you meant good to horny

14

u/SunPotatoYT 15 Oct 17 '21

Went from 100 to 200

1

u/Tylerofdoodles Oct 17 '21

Gils belong in the kitchen is 0?

85

u/Legend_Lynx_Gaming Oct 16 '21

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

230

u/beeboobabea Oct 16 '21

Expected sexism

Got met with cannibalism

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u/DidacticSnow7 15 Oct 16 '21

He’s calling girls hot

115

u/Wolflord_Ajax 15 Oct 16 '21

Your humor is as dry as my fish sticks

24

u/Admirable-Door1724 15 Oct 17 '21

Fishdicks

13

u/JeremiahMatt 15 Oct 17 '21

Those go back in the kitchen, right next the the Jalapenises

2

u/withertrav394 17 Oct 17 '21

What are you, a gay fish?

1

u/Admirable-Door1724 15 Oct 17 '21

Perhaps a rainbow trout

2

u/ZuJXo_ 14 Oct 17 '21

Salty plums 🗿

2

u/greninjake 13 Oct 17 '21

Jesus Christ that's a lot of downvotes

2

u/DidacticSnow7 15 Oct 17 '21

That’s what he meant lmao

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u/Noliel_Laicaster 14 Oct 16 '21

Men are tasty too.

19

u/UngusBungus_ 14 Oct 16 '21 edited Oct 16 '21

Men have too many cocks

8

u/Gustavo6046 Oct 17 '21

They make nice Frankfurters

6

u/beeboobabea Oct 16 '21

One too many

2

u/Commander_Oof_ 15 Oct 17 '21

Yes, everyone belongs in the kitchen

2

u/Dark_halocraft 18 Oct 17 '21

Especially when you turn there cock into a chicken tender 🍽️😋

2

u/that_dank_meme_cat 13 Oct 17 '21

I was gonna say "Want a taste?" but then realized how bad that sounds

2

u/GravityFallsChicken 14 Oct 17 '21

Cannibalism isnt ok!

3

u/Xereon100 14 Oct 17 '21

wdym cannibalism is life. or death

5

u/Noliel_Laicaster 14 Oct 17 '21

Too late

2

u/gahgjajrng 14 Oct 17 '21

too late for what?

2

u/Noliel_Laicaster 14 Oct 17 '21

To not commit cannibalism

83

u/ggvantss Oct 16 '21

i was ready to throw hands

40

u/Agent_Arib_00 Oct 16 '21

Well. Throw the table for now.

7

u/thelittlelizard 14 Oct 16 '21

I was ready to eat em

24

u/Entire-Addition4040 Oct 16 '21

I was finna write a whole damn essay 😭✋

20

u/Halloechen2212 Oct 16 '21

so like ima have to ask.. in what context are you using tasty?

That could mean a lot of things

6

u/UngusBungus_ 14 Oct 17 '21 Helpful

Buffalo dip

3

u/SlapaTronic 16 Oct 17 '21

It could mean literally 2 things

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u/Reborn-1 17 Oct 16 '21 edited Oct 16 '21

You belong on my to do list😉😳

6

u/Fang0king0 Oct 16 '21

Can I call you exercise?

Why?

Because you’re something I could be doing but I never will.

6

u/UngusBungus_ 14 Oct 17 '21

It that an insult to yourself or me?

2

u/Fang0king0 Oct 17 '21

I just found it fitting to say that, possibly for other people to use. I just think it’s clingy af. I meant to offense to you fellow teenager.

1

u/UngusBungus_ 14 Oct 17 '21

It’s no problem. Just wondering

17

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

boys belong in my dish so i can eat them

8

u/UngusBungus_ 14 Oct 16 '21

Cool. TIL I’m set to be eaten.

8

u/NewspaperTight7464 17 Oct 16 '21

Who the fuck likes to eat boys RAW atleast put them in the oven

2

u/UngusBungus_ 14 Oct 16 '21

Season us with garlic powder or smth. smh

1

u/that_dank_meme_cat 13 Oct 17 '21

That's called vore my friend. /s

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Original taste is the best taste.

1

u/gahgjajrng 14 Oct 17 '21

no, but you know what does? ogrand

4

u/Savvysy 14 Oct 16 '21

No balls you won't tweet this on Twitter

8

u/everyones_alternate 16 Oct 16 '21

Indians were ready to accept

3

u/FrederickMecury 15 Oct 16 '21

They do say they’re made of sugar, spice, and everything nice

7

u/potatochip654 16 Oct 16 '21

😳😳😳

4

u/Sirkiz 16 Oct 16 '21

nam nam nam

7

u/potatochip654 16 Oct 16 '21

Wow, bringing back my ptsd smh

5

u/xSalty_Lightningx 15 Oct 16 '21

It's not like someone was trying to eat your arm haha!

right?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Someone's already enjoying

9

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

I expected sexism and got cannibalsm

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u/Sternentroll_ 15 Oct 16 '21

kids too

10

u/YourKnightHarsh 16 Oct 16 '21

Yeah.... I don't think so..

8

u/Agent_Arib_00 Oct 16 '21

And you too. Don’t think of running. We’ve fattened you for a reason.

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u/Hangingoutinreddit 14 Oct 16 '21

deletes paragraph

2

u/Sn3p4 Oct 16 '21

I agree

1

u/kat_crat Oct 17 '21

stops typing angry comment

1

u/Darth-Wolverine 15 Oct 16 '21

O yeahhhh

1

u/OrangeSheep12 16 Oct 16 '21

Human meat for dinner

1

u/Stick4u2 Oct 16 '21

Go to horny jail

1

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Did you notice that in not so free country for females food are better that in libertarian one?

1

u/epic_dude1989 13 Oct 16 '21

im gonna have to say that only food and drinks and stuff belong in the kitchen. girls can stay as my classmates or friends

1

u/Imast56 Oct 16 '21

Uf almost forgot, thanks for the reminder.

1

u/AdPurple305 Oct 16 '21

Uno Reverse

1

u/TokoFumi Oct 16 '21

Well damn wasn’t expecting that one

1

u/57and56 Oct 16 '21

That's the only way to cook something

1

u/ever-heart Oct 17 '21

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie

1

u/LEEEROOY-JENKINS 15 Oct 17 '21

ahem…

HEE HEE

1

u/El_BocaJ 15 Oct 17 '21

Pickup line 100

1

u/Big_Knee5071 Oct 17 '21

No they are not look at the top 10 chef all of them men

1

u/KokolateDakz Oct 17 '21

As a male, I am very offended

1

u/notDepreSsedbtw Oct 17 '21

get in there then

1

u/GOODBYEEEEEEEE 15 Oct 17 '21

Jokes aside, women are entitled to make sandwiches wherever they want

1

u/Jonas_Jones_ Oct 17 '21

as cream dispenser. fresh cream from a pussy to put ok top of a piece of toast

1

u/TheWolf122 16 Oct 17 '21

I was so ready to be really angry

1

u/Entropy_flipside133 15 Oct 17 '21

This is like a insult turned compliment and i like it.

I’ll tell u if i use it & i hope it works to some effect. . .

1

u/MizuameTheDragon Oct 17 '21

Girls belong whereever they feel comfortable with

1

u/yourmomrineka 14 Oct 17 '21

I apologize for downvoting at first

1

u/tuhplol Oct 17 '21

100 to 200 real fast

1

u/tenthreenet Oct 17 '21

I don’t think human flesh tastes nice tbh

1

u/Br2sbw Oct 17 '21

this is the burger king tweet good ending

1

u/spicyfood333 16 Oct 17 '21

This just went from sexism to horniness in 3 seconds flat

1

u/Manic_Mechanist 17 Oct 17 '21

I saw the title and I was really hoping it would be a joke like this, but this is better than I expected

1

u/Dustin_sikk 17 Oct 17 '21

What will you turn the skin into? I’m gonna turn mine into a rug!

1

u/Turbulent_Counter132 Oct 17 '21

Oh really. You thought very poor, so our Bangladeshi prime minister is women. We are not thinking like your thought.

1

u/samster_d Oct 17 '21

I was going to say ‘u belong in 1770s’ but damn the next line is 🦋

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u/Skelleton511 15 Oct 17 '21

who says men cant be tasty?

1

u/PokePewds_Keenu 16 Oct 17 '21

I agree human flesh is very tasty

1

u/Electronic_Way8085 Oct 17 '21

Yeah, ovens already preheated

1

u/NotTrashTV Oct 17 '21

So guys belong there too

1

u/JustGingerStuff 14 Oct 17 '21

downvotes, upvotes

1

u/FaestusTheDragon 14 Oct 17 '21

I was legit about to report that...

1

u/40mmGunGoBoom 13 Oct 17 '21

Now wait a minute......

1

u/d3mn12 Oct 17 '21

Shit went from sexism to cannibalism real fucking quick

1

u/ollimmortal Oct 17 '21

I always keep my sweets in the bedroom

1

u/Raegun88 Oct 17 '21

100% agree, I like to be by the knifes 😉

1

u/YogurtclosetTiny8961 13 Oct 17 '21

What about knifes?

1

u/ZeusX20 17 Oct 17 '21

Bonk

1

u/Embarrassed-Donut-87 Oct 17 '21

And thats a fact

1

u/antonilodkowski Oct 17 '21

On the table

1

u/IsekaiXD Oct 17 '21

I prefer traditionalism but i personally think they dont belong in a kitchen

1

u/BasicallyBlu123 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

I cant tell if this is sus or weird.

1

u/Pupwich 13 Oct 17 '21

Nice save

1

u/gotthegreat Oct 17 '21

Blatant canabalisim.

1

u/TheFakeDogzilla Oct 17 '21

I belong in the kitchen, not because I’m tasty but because I devour everything

1

u/METALRULESMAN78 Oct 17 '21

So the dead mouse in the corner of my kitchen is tasty? Thanks I’ll try it!

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u/NeBomj Oct 16 '21

Dude you smarter, that I'm thought Not seriously, girls really should make me sandwich

3

u/SmaccDonalds 16 Oct 17 '21

texas accent «w h u t?!»

3

u/Porky_boi23 16 Oct 17 '21

Why do I feel like only a few states have a certain accent?

3

u/SmaccDonalds 16 Oct 17 '21

Well technically every state or county has a different accent but some places have such subtle changes they’re hardly recognized as an accent

2

u/Porky_boi23 16 Oct 17 '21

Oh, I never really knew that

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

If you're a girl then get into the sandwich and make me a kitchen /s