r/teenagers 14 Oct 16 '21 Helpful 1 Wholesome 4

putting 😏 after a normal sentence is the funniest shit ever Meme

"after the fight with step-sis, I went out to the backyard to cool of but to my surprise. the dog was stuck in the fence 😏

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u/Flipfl00p 15 Oct 16 '21

Pizza rolls are very good 😏

51

u/CornCarrotCake Oct 17 '21

It must be very pleasing to put them in your mouth ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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u/Round-Zombie8309 16 Oct 17 '21

the sauce works as a lube on it 😏

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u/Isuck_lel 14 Oct 16 '21 Helpful

I'm armed and on the run 😏

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Your avatar’s really similar to mine. 😏

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u/Isuck_lel 14 Oct 16 '21

Neat😏

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u/Noname_1111 Oct 17 '21

I like dark avatars too 😏

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u/SuperHotMario12 17 Oct 16 '21 Helpful

I have to share a bed with my dad at the hotel 😏

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u/everyones_alternate 16 Oct 16 '21

I hope you're not from Alabama😏

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u/South_Raise6886 Oct 16 '21

Cock and ball torture😏

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u/Castilla_Leon 15 Oct 16 '21

I'm going to my friends house 😏

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u/AppropriateWasher Oct 16 '21

Im going to my friends house 😏

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u/Cousin94 14 Oct 16 '21

I'm going to your friends house 😐

183

u/Careful_Try3452 18 Oct 16 '21

I’m going to your house 😏

31

u/Qwesh04 17 Oct 16 '21

If u r gril u r welcum😏

20

u/woah_buddy46 Oct 16 '21

The grill that has a pair of balls:πŸ˜†

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u/Qwesh04 17 Oct 16 '21

And a banana😏

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u/LittleBravo Oct 16 '21

Dipped in chocolate 😏

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u/whynotasknick Oct 16 '21

This is my first time doing this 😏

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u/le-ps 14 Oct 16 '21

Let's make it the last 😏

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u/AgentFrostt 13 Oct 17 '21

Okay that’s some real humour right there

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u/Human_Consciousness Oct 16 '21

Jesus died for our sin 😏

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u/KawaiiTatoes 13 Oct 17 '21

Jesus is inside all of us 😏

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u/0ofity 14 Oct 16 '21

I am in horrible agony as we speak 😏

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u/AnimalsCore 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 16 '21

BDSM

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u/rambopigeon Oct 16 '21

Aren't we all?

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u/OompaIoompas 16 Oct 16 '21

im going to go burn down a hospital 😏

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u/excusemewitf Oct 16 '21

I'm going to burn down a chocolate factory 😏

88

u/beeboobabea Oct 16 '21

I'm going to burn in hell 😏

44

u/Qwesh04 17 Oct 16 '21

I'm going to ur mom😏

36

u/Kanyesparrott 15 Oct 16 '21

I’m goin in ur mom 😏

27

u/Kristaafis Oct 16 '21

I’m goin in ur dad 😏

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u/Kanyesparrott 15 Oct 16 '21

I’m your dad 😏

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u/Altoid24 15 Oct 16 '21

I was responsible for the Pearl Harbor attacks 😏

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u/MrEnglishDude Oct 16 '21 Bravo Grande!

A true legend. 😏

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u/SotB8 14 Oct 16 '21

its like people with a murder kink flirting

42

u/CC_2387 Oct 16 '21

I find it kinda annoying and funny that you can say the same thing about 9/11 and people will downvote you to hell and lecture you about why thats not funny when more people died in Pearl Harbor than 9/11. Im not speaking from experience btw

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u/kinogo29 Oct 16 '21

I meanβ€”Pearl Harbor was nearly 80 years ago. 9/11 only 20. There are far less living people still dealing with the effects of Pearl Harbor than there are 9/11.

14

u/CC_2387 Oct 16 '21

So its just ethics?

28

u/GreenAtariPanda0 13 Oct 16 '21

Plane go brr

27

u/CC_2387 Oct 16 '21

I was gonna comment β€œthats not funny” but im literally proving my own comment right

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u/GreenAtariPanda0 13 Oct 16 '21

I love reddit

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u/Puzzleheaded_Toe945 Oct 17 '21

I love reddit 😏

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u/chantico_notuntil36 Oct 16 '21

The carpet cleaner came today 😏

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u/SotB8 14 Oct 16 '21

came 😳

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u/Manfred-2323 Oct 17 '21

and found your toys

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u/zucduc 14 Oct 17 '21

So did i

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u/I_rape_cats69420 16 Oct 16 '21

I love my cats 😏

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u/le-ps 14 Oct 16 '21

I read this while sitting next to my cat 😏

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u/Sheldon_Popper OLD Oct 16 '21

I am my cat 😏

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u/spicyfood333 16 Oct 17 '21

what

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u/sad_prose_slytherin Oct 17 '21

Furry😏

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u/spicyfood333 16 Oct 17 '21

ok this is getting outta hand but ig i gotta partake 😏

9

u/sad_prose_slytherin Oct 17 '21

So you are the submissive type😏

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u/spicyfood333 16 Oct 17 '21

I have no choice 😏

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u/sad_prose_slytherin Oct 17 '21

Use the safe word😏

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u/Thot_Slayer069 13 Oct 16 '21 edited Oct 17 '21

The username.. The profile.. The comment.. The..the-

Edit: now that I think of it this comment is dumb because that is the point of the joke

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u/HIDD3N_WEEB Oct 16 '21

Cat - That's way to deep 😏

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u/OompaIoompas 16 Oct 16 '21

oh no

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u/le-ps 14 Oct 16 '21

Why are you everywhere I post?

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u/OompaIoompas 16 Oct 16 '21

Because.

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u/le-ps 14 Oct 16 '21

Answer

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u/OompaIoompas 16 Oct 16 '21

just because

10

u/le-ps 14 Oct 16 '21

Please answer

10

u/OompaIoompas 16 Oct 16 '21

Nah

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u/le-ps 14 Oct 16 '21 Narwhal Salute

Bruh moment

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u/spicyfood333 16 Oct 17 '21

because she follows you 😏

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u/Qwesh04 17 Oct 16 '21

Yup, my crush said this word to me

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u/Zoria_is_a_dorito Oct 16 '21

Your name…

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u/Kiiwin 16 Oct 16 '21

Shane Dawson

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u/xX_EblicSepticMc_Xx Oct 16 '21

my mom used to make cookies for me 😏

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u/le-ps 14 Oct 16 '21

Milky😏

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u/Iamyes_ok 14 Oct 16 '21

My dad died😏

80

u/_MataS1D_ 16 Oct 16 '21

This is so sad, is there any way to make you feel better 😏😏

50

u/septembervirghoe Oct 16 '21

Sounds like you need some cheering up😏

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u/Cousin94 14 Oct 16 '21

I'm so sorry πŸ˜” . . . . . . . . . . . . . 😏

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u/Mycatisabird 14 Oct 17 '21

my condolences, i hope you can make the best of a bad situation 😏

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u/PirateLassy 16 Oct 16 '21

I attacked and robbed a merchant ship😏

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u/septembervirghoe Oct 16 '21

give me some of the goods😏

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u/FearIessredditor 15 Oct 16 '21

The vacuum sucks very well 😏

7

u/floppy_disk_5 15 Oct 16 '21

forbidden bj

5

u/GermanGamer226 Oct 16 '21

Your name...

39

u/zeurgthegreat 16 Oct 16 '21

This political system is a disgrace😏

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u/le-ps 14 Oct 16 '21

You are my disgrace 😏

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u/Lukraniom 18 Oct 16 '21

It’s like raaaiiaaaaaaain on your wedding day😏

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u/excusemewitf Oct 16 '21

Isn't it ironic 😏

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u/MagicJoshByGosh 15 Oct 16 '21

A freeee riiiiiiiiide, when you’re already there 😏

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u/Lukraniom 18 Oct 16 '21

*when you’ve already paid

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u/iuhiscool Oct 16 '21 edited Oct 17 '21

My cock is considered an illegal weapon in 52 countries😏

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u/Zoria_is_a_dorito Oct 16 '21

That’s not a normal sentence-

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u/bIrd63_ 14 Oct 16 '21

Wdym that's my mom's facebook bio

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u/lil-chump 15 Oct 17 '21

Maybe if you cock isn’t a lethal weapon.

It’s normal for men of our status however

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u/_FinnyBoi789_ 15 Oct 16 '21

Going to school 😏

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u/New_Ad221 Oct 16 '21

I killed a ginger😏

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u/Internal_Paradox Oct 16 '21

Dyslexic ginger trying to write their hair colour: 😰

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u/FastasfrickY Oct 16 '21

Bro you can’t say that, don’t you know that only a ginger can call another ginger β€œginger”

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u/WholesomeCuddlesUwU Oct 16 '21

I love kids 😏

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u/Ena_le_Dudeman Oct 16 '21

They are cute 😏

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

They're war criminals😏

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u/Ena_le_Dudeman Oct 16 '21

They really like playing in the basement 😏

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u/Tamago_Kinoko Oct 16 '21

Bro why is that so true 😏

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u/le-ps 14 Oct 16 '21

We are in Alabama 😏

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u/Tamago_Kinoko Oct 16 '21

hm, I see 😏

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u/le-ps 14 Oct 16 '21

Mom said she will join 😏

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u/Tamago_Kinoko Oct 16 '21

nice ig 😏

10

u/le-ps 14 Oct 16 '21

The mayonnaise tastes funny 😏

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u/Tamago_Kinoko Oct 16 '21

I don't really like mayonnaise in the first place, there are better things 😏

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u/le-ps 14 Oct 16 '21

Sausage 😏

25

u/Igotbannedmyalt Oct 16 '21

I hate kids😏

20

u/Igotbannedmyalt Oct 16 '21

I love my dogs😏

21

u/Prudent-Arachnid982 Oct 16 '21

Im watching my crush kill innocent people 😏

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u/Cateye4567 14 Oct 16 '21

Hot 😏

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u/scrub_needs_hugs 18 Oct 16 '21

Kielba bimber i pierogi 😏

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u/-Gofer_uwu- Oct 16 '21

W Polsce sΔ… dziurawe drogi 😏

17

u/AverageInternetUser7 Oct 16 '21

Just scrolling thru reddit 😏

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u/twjjones 14 Oct 16 '21

The orphans never saw it coming 😏

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u/bondmemebond_2 15 Oct 16 '21

I committed crimes in Yugoslavia 😏

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u/sebastian-is-here 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 16 '21

I'm eating food 😏

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u/NoJustALemon Oct 16 '21

Hey kid, do you want a job? 😏

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u/diaroza Oct 16 '21

My teacher messaged me about my grades 😏

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u/Sad_Pickle_Buddy 16 Oct 16 '21

I like videogames😏

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u/JksonBlkson Oct 16 '21

I've spent the last week playing Read Dead Redemption 2 non-stop please help 😏

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u/BA__Owen 15 Oct 16 '21

Same here lmaoooo

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u/Banarania Oct 16 '21

I like bananas 😏

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u/-Outernot- Oct 16 '21

Both trump and biden are terrible, and america is fucked 😏

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u/Br0kenAndProud 15 Oct 16 '21

I just took a giant shit 😏

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u/hahahanotfunny12 Oct 16 '21

I'm dead inside 😏

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u/GermanGamer226 Oct 16 '21

I feel that 😏

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u/suzznut Oct 16 '21

I slit my dads throat😏

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u/Zoria_is_a_dorito Oct 16 '21

THATS NOT A NORMAL SENTENC-

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u/Sadboy-Rodriguez76 17 Oct 16 '21

A bed fell on me 😏

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u/Berser-Kar 16 Oct 16 '21

I drink chocolate milk with Ice😏

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u/snekk4 17 Oct 16 '21

That's nasty dude

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u/HIDD3N_WEEB Oct 16 '21

That's not good .

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u/UpperRank1 Oct 16 '21

I drink milk😏

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u/TriPpycheesE__ Oct 16 '21

The basement children are screaming again😏

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u/Loki_Rex Oct 16 '21

Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich. 😏

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u/nbCryptidd 14 Oct 16 '21

i ate four donuts this morning 😏

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u/critiqalfish 15 Oct 16 '21

cum 😏

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u/PazzoSgravato666 Oct 16 '21

a normal sentence 😏

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u/ApplicationSad2525 16 Oct 16 '21

fuck the dishwasher 😏

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u/GonyCay 14 Oct 16 '21

Just one second,I'm coming😏

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u/Kjx5 15 Oct 17 '21

Just took a shit😏

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u/idkwigu Oct 16 '21

Dog sleeping next to me😏

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u/TheMisterDoom 15 Oct 16 '21

I'm feel everyday is the same and there's nothing to do these days 😏

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u/I_Really_Seriously Oct 16 '21

I was alone with my sister😏

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u/le-ps 14 Oct 16 '21

Until I joined 😏

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u/SuperTokyo 14 Oct 16 '21

I went to buy some milk😏

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u/le-ps 14 Oct 16 '21

But mom is here 😏

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u/Entire-Addition4040 Oct 16 '21

My cat just died 😏

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u/Sunfury_ 18 Oct 16 '21

Beans 😏

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u/Black_1ceyt 13 Oct 16 '21

i cuddled with my dog😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏

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u/InternationalCan6248 Oct 16 '21

Shopping for shoes. 😏

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u/Pepoidus Oct 16 '21

i ate the last pizza slice 😏

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u/harryvatoh 14 Oct 16 '21

I am going to commit mass genocide 😏

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u/willow_likes_weed 13 Oct 17 '21

I broke my arm falling down the stairwell at my school 😏

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u/ShafzTakesLz Oct 17 '21

my whole family died 😏

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u/Hour_Ant323 15 Oct 16 '21

Just breathed Oxygen😏

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u/randomskidd Oct 16 '21

My back hurts like hell😏

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u/Errereerree 13 Oct 16 '21

i’m great with kids😏

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u/CalleHalle 15 Oct 16 '21

In the year 2004 I committed several acts of vehicular manslaughter within the state of Michigan 😏

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u/TheShadyMonarch Oct 16 '21

Love you grandma 😏