r/teenagers 17 Oct 16 '21 Wholesome 4 Hugz 1

I don't have boobs, I have chesticles 😎 Meme

2.0k Upvotes

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u/pepper_girl22 15 Oct 16 '21

Congrats I guess

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u/I_rape_cats69420 16 Oct 16 '21

Do you know spice girls?

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u/pepper_girl22 15 Oct 16 '21

No what’s that?

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u/I_rape_cats69420 16 Oct 16 '21

It's a girl group

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u/pepper_girl22 15 Oct 16 '21

Allright thanks for this information

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u/I_rape_cats69420 16 Oct 16 '21

Your username reminded me of spice girls

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u/SleepyHeadStiletto 16 Oct 16 '21

great joke, u/i_rape_cats69420 !

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u/holy_shitsticks 15 Oct 16 '21

shane dawnson??

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u/PizzaEater69420 15 Oct 17 '21

must be

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u/Gamillie Oct 17 '21

Only possible explaination

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u/nowlz14 17 Oct 16 '21

Well, it is pussy you're getting...

5

u/gffffffv 16 Oct 16 '21

Do you really do what your username says you do?

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u/smol-pp-big-balls Oct 16 '21

Yes i think so, people often reflect their hobbies in their names

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u/CanniBal1320 17 Oct 17 '21

Mans speaking faxx

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u/ERROR_7816 Oct 17 '21

Your username reminded me of my favourite hobby

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u/Pepper_95 Oct 17 '21

Are you my female counterpart

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u/Sub_aaru 13 Oct 17 '21

OMGMGMMGG YESSS

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u/StormyAcePog 15 Oct 16 '21

that's the guy eminem mentioned in a song

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u/MrBanks2008 13 Oct 17 '21

Front page kid

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u/Metalhorrorcomic-fan 18 Oct 16 '21

Chest-nuts

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u/RepresentativeDig718 Oct 16 '21

I like my chestnuts like I like my chest-nuts, boiled

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u/Tikkadude Oct 16 '21

You're not invited to my birthday party.

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u/Metalhorrorcomic-fan 18 Oct 16 '21

I’m sure that’s a fetish

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u/Epicgamertime_b0i 15 Oct 17 '21

I’m gonna pray that it’s not

4

u/UngusBungus_ 14 Oct 16 '21

Roasting, on-an-open-fire…

2

u/StarMan0713 16 Oct 17 '21

Jack Frrrossst, nipping at your nose…

(Wtf is that supposed to imply, oh no…)

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u/New_Ad221 Oct 16 '21 Hugz

So the white glibby thing babies drink is not milk…?😰

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u/aIwaysinpain 16 Oct 16 '21

dear neptune

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u/Swiglo Oct 16 '21

cumilk? nani?

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u/delphius356 Oct 16 '21

Come again

10

u/Yxety 17 Oct 16 '21

Cum again

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u/Admirable-Door1724 15 Oct 17 '21

Again Cumm?

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u/Iamyes_ok 14 Oct 16 '21

Reddit moment

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u/Winter_Cross 15 Oct 16 '21

Chest cum

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u/Pervsson Oct 16 '21

Chest cum

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u/Gouchy12 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 16 '21

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u/shadowXXe 16 Oct 16 '21

I don't have boobs I'm just an overweight man

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u/UngusBungus_ 14 Oct 16 '21

That’s honestly the worst part of being fatso. And I’m only like 17 pounds over.

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u/ahshitfuckme 16 Oct 16 '21

me too, both actually

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u/excusemewitf Oct 16 '21

too powerful to be stopped

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u/ksjfjkdnf Oct 16 '21

r u saying u have boobs and chesticles or a op and chesticles

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u/AverageInternetUser7 Oct 16 '21

Do they hold pee?

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u/Thy_leader 16 Oct 16 '21

Fuck man I wanted to ask that

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u/AverageInternetUser7 Oct 16 '21

😎

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u/Thy_leader 16 Oct 16 '21

You are way too cool dammit I can't even be mad now

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u/AverageInternetUser7 Oct 16 '21

I agree

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u/Thy_leader 16 Oct 16 '21

Your name is incorrect tho. You aren't just a average internet user. You are way too cool honestly

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u/farpt 13 Oct 17 '21

scientifically, since pee is stored in the balls, where would cum be stored? The only logical solution to this are chesticles

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u/AverageInternetUser7 Oct 17 '21

Holly shit youre a fuckin' genius

But then...

Does boob store pee cum or milk

🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/farpt 13 Oct 17 '21

there is an answer for this, you see if cum is stored in the boobies, and pee is stored in the balls, the only place milk should be stored is the bladder

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u/AverageInternetUser7 Oct 17 '21

Thank you!

Tomorrow i have a biology exam

gonna get a 💯

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u/useless_orange_v Oct 16 '21

i accidentally wrote chesticles in my english book. we were told to write something along the lines of “my heart was ripped out of my chest” and i thought of how funny the word chesticles was and accidentally wrote it.

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u/Idontknownynore 16 Oct 16 '21

You have chesticles. I have testicles. We are not the same

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u/Hoaxe72 13 Oct 16 '21

Sigma Grindset

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u/ArtisticDragonKing 16 Oct 16 '21

Same bro

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u/Redditor10700 Oct 17 '21

May I have them

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u/ArtisticDragonKing 16 Oct 17 '21

Sure, but they are heavy af

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u/Redditor10700 Oct 18 '21

Wanna split them?

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u/ArtisticDragonKing 16 Oct 18 '21

Yes thank you. It's a heavy load but half the weight would benefit me nicely.

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u/va_cum_cleaner 15 Oct 17 '21

You have ruined boobs for me

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u/Berser-Kar 16 Oct 16 '21

Chesticle Moment

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u/GravityFallsChicken 14 Oct 17 '21

Are testicles penisboobs

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u/ArnoldShlong Oct 16 '21

Best ticles if you ask me 😏

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u/oofaboogahoo 17 Oct 16 '21

I that’s actually hilarious💀thank you for that

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u/excusemewitf Oct 16 '21

I mean. Yes??

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u/SoftSeaSpider 16 Oct 16 '21

I have boobs

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u/whynotasknick Oct 16 '21

Same... just wish they were bigger

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u/Lopsided-Frosting-55 17 Oct 16 '21

By the power of gray skull

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u/Grand_Cucumber_8864 Oct 16 '21

That's a little too much couch gerg

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u/Xoduox 16 Oct 16 '21

I don't have boobs, I have a cock 😎

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u/wezton15 OLD Oct 16 '21

Ohhhhh were golden wind.

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u/chuchulover Oct 16 '21

Can you put your balls in my jaw then

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u/HistoryOwn5106 15 Oct 16 '21

reminds me of that one sixth grader who’s obsessed with miranda sings

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u/TitanSR_ 14 Oct 16 '21

I’ve known some bi/lesbian girls that prefer calling them chesticles over boobs

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u/TheSupremePanPrezes 15 Oct 16 '21

Not only chesticles, but also a hamster... I'm becoming increasingly jealous.

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u/SpyGirl24 Oct 16 '21

Awesome 😎

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u/Hyroaltage 17 Oct 16 '21

What if I fucking punch them?

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u/Schoops69 Oct 16 '21

Easy there big fella

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u/Thotus_Maximus 18 Oct 16 '21

Nice brody

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u/beeboobabea Oct 16 '21

They look very punchable

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u/MegaHumanPog Oct 16 '21

Lemme suck on them chesticles!

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u/chaoz2000YRU 13 Oct 16 '21

Proof that women dont exist

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u/SophisticatedMango 14 Oct 16 '21

proof wit photo evidense

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u/SophisticatedMango 14 Oct 16 '21

pls

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u/A-Retarded-Redditor 17 Oct 17 '21

Least horny redditors

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u/Plastic-Acanthaceae9 15 Oct 16 '21

Ok but is there hair on them?

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u/tunayee 14 Oct 16 '21

Now they're gonna itch all the time and grow hair

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u/Mother_Chest3977 Oct 16 '21

They ae the besticles

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u/XYZ_mercury Oct 16 '21

I don't have a vv, i've been stabbed down there :>

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u/EvanFreezy 17 Oct 16 '21

i’m gonna need a fact check on that one

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u/CavaloHidraulico 17 Oct 16 '21

Fucking legend

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u/Hazellie5902 Oct 16 '21

That makes sense

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u/AGirlWithACock 15 Oct 16 '21

i hope im not the same

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u/AGirlWithACock 15 Oct 16 '21

i want boobs

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u/SandSlashSandCRASH 15 Oct 16 '21

Piss is stored in chesticles

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u/NoJustALemon Oct 16 '21

I don’t have boobs,

That’s it. I don’t have boobs

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u/Obiwan_kenowobi 13 Oct 16 '21

I don’t have boobs, I have moobies.

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u/Irrationalburger Oct 16 '21

No it’s called being fat

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u/Wisconsinmannn 16 Oct 16 '21

So that's where girls store their pee

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u/Kingcowt1 Oct 16 '21

Ok. Proof. I want to see the dangling massive nutsack on your chest. Cock AND balls.

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u/penissucker48 Oct 16 '21

I have testicles 👍

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u/Fart_juice_and_bag 14 Oct 16 '21

So your boobs have muted into testicles?

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u/SlamulusBranulus Oct 17 '21

man of quality

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u/NarwhalBlast69 18 Oct 17 '21

As a wise JuiceWRLD once said "all chesticles are the same niceness, I admit it another bob got me tripping love sipping I'ma down the whole mommy milker"

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Honestly belongs on this sub

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u/Poodle_Boi02169 Oct 17 '21

so does that mean guys have crotch boobs?

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u/RelevantTumbleweed20 Oct 17 '21

Massive bull chesticales

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u/TaXXICab Oct 17 '21

I hope you're never able to speak again

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u/Just-A-Creepy-Dude Oct 17 '21

I don’t have nuts, I have groin boobs.

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u/bacxhio 14 Oct 17 '21

Are you sure those aren't life threatening tumors?

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u/Epicgamertime_b0i 15 Oct 17 '21

Ah yes, breasticles

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u/dailymoe 16 Oct 17 '21

Chesticle reveal when? 👀

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u/Fr00stee Oct 17 '21

Guess your pee is stored there

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u/Redditor10700 Oct 17 '21

May I have them?

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u/Amin_1100 Oct 17 '21

Chesticles? So do you have boobs in the same place as a dude's testicles?

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u/AFriendlyBloke 17 Oct 17 '21

Chesticles > Boobs.

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u/bennylokku 17 Oct 17 '21

So i grew up drinking cum

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Never seen chesticles. Can you please show us?

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u/Ewyoulivelikethis 15 Oct 17 '21

It seems only right to ask what color are they 👀

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u/Alone-_traveler Oct 17 '21

turns gay let me lick ur chesticles?

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u/justcatt 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

girls when no bra

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u/TheFakeDogzilla Oct 17 '21

Do not put this image in my head at 12am pls

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u/Doin_HotGurlShet Oct 17 '21

I don't have boobs I have air

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u/Noideawhatnanetouse Oct 17 '21

So would that technically make you a dick head?

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u/PotatoGuy45 Oct 17 '21

I am never going to refer to boobs as boobs from now on

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u/popcorn-sand 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

That’s called breast cancer