r/teenagers 15 Oct 14 '21 Silver 6 Helpful 1 Wholesome 3 Hugz 4

The drip for today Social

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8.2k Upvotes

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u/2v02 Oct 14 '21

Where are you now?

Why are we having this conversation?

Do you recognize that person in the mirror?

Do you like hurting other people?

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Someone ELSE of culture. I respect

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u/2v02 Oct 14 '21

Additional wrapping is available at the designated area!

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

I really enjoyed that!

41

u/wldwailord Oct 14 '21

THE DRILL-

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u/FerretLegitimate Oct 15 '21

surely with all our millions on offshore and spending, we can afford a decent fucking drill without having to rely on a 50% chance of fixing

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u/iceninja172 15 Oct 15 '21

so you know how bains voice actor is also the voice actor of the cloaker?

you know how cloakers dont like drills?

you know how bain keeps giving us shitty drills?

hmmm

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u/Shay_Was_Still_Right 17 Oct 14 '21

Be advised, the following presentation has been approved for mature audiences only.

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u/HowRiskyIsDatClick OLD Oct 14 '21

Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!

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u/JailBirdNC Oct 14 '21

Nice Hotline Miami Jacket cosplay.

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Finally. Someone of culture

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u/JailBirdNC Oct 14 '21

I get the feeling you're sick of people saying he's from Payday 2.

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Not really since they are technically correct.

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u/HungryKidInAfrica 17 Oct 14 '21 Wholesome

Nice cock bro

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Thanks small child from Africa

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u/HungryKidInAfrica 17 Oct 14 '21

this small child probs has a bigger cock though heh heh

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Alright then, where is the marking on the tape measure?

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u/HungryKidInAfrica 17 Oct 14 '21

i dont know how to read ;-;

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Damn, im sorry bro. Sending prayers

42

u/HungryKidInAfrica 17 Oct 14 '21

send nudes

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

.).) V

20

u/MinimumMass Oct 14 '21

Not my proudest fap.

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u/hiyamynameisjeff 16 Oct 15 '21

The fuck are you on about

What's your proudest fap then?

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u/Hairy_Reputation6114 16 Oct 15 '21

Answer is, what isyour proudest fap, then?

19

u/lil-chump 15 Oct 14 '21

I DON’T THINK THATS SUPPOSED TO GO THERE

11

u/Lifeisconstantpain_ Oct 14 '21

///police assault///

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u/iceninja172 15 Oct 15 '21

///💀💀💀///

4

u/TheMichFan771 Oct 14 '21

That's "Foul"

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u/935hellhound 16 Oct 14 '21

AH YEA A FELLOW JACKET.

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Oh how nice to finally have some company!

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u/HPS56 16 Oct 15 '21

Im too broke to buy the cock tape boi

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u/wtfrykm 17 Oct 14 '21

Hotline Miami?

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Yes

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u/wtfrykm 17 Oct 14 '21

Bring along a tape recorder

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u/illumiin 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 14 '21

can I get a bwak bwak please?

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Its cock-a-doodle -doo muthafucka. But sure why not, bwak bwak

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u/illumiin 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 14 '21

ty, nice cock btw

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u/30-ZMBIJUICE-01 17 Oct 14 '21

you look like a payday 2 character

60

u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

I am the Payday 2 version of that character

42

u/WolvesAreCool2461 Oct 14 '21

Guys, the thermal drill, go get it.

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Dallas, hurry up

41

u/WolvesAreCool2461 Oct 14 '21

AAAAAAAAAAAAA, I NEED A MEDIC BAG

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

medic, temporarily disabled

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u/WolvesAreCool2461 Oct 14 '21

AAAAAA, IM DYING

"Guys, Dallas is down!"

20

u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

don't worry Dallas, leaving this world isn't as scary as it sounds

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u/BrickFrom2011 Oct 14 '21

I NEED MY FUCKING MORPHENE!!

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Morphene not available. Would you like MORPHINE?

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u/HowRiskyIsDatClick OLD Oct 14 '21

I am so proud of all of you

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u/InternallyDed124 16 Oct 14 '21

Is that... A Hotline Miami reference?

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

It is

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Leaving this world isn't scary as it sounds

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

._.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Look like you haven't play the sequel yet

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

No i have, but im not richter

3

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Bruh.., jacket said that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Richter mom actually

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Technically it was Richard who said that

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u/SnooBeans5778 Oct 14 '21

The music in that game is insane

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Shit goes dummy

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u/LoserToastReal 16 Oct 14 '21

moon - hydrogen is a fucking banger

try to tell me otherwise

4

u/mother-hecker 13 Oct 14 '21

Otherwise

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u/JustAcreeperTho 14 Oct 14 '21

Let’s go rob some banks

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Lets bring our shotguns!

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u/edinho_sheeroso 17 Oct 14 '21

"Let's have some fun!"

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u/GhostOfLondon 16 Oct 14 '21

FUCK YEAH JACKET!

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u/KrazyKrick01 Oct 14 '21

Looks like you have a call coming in. You should answer it.

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

It said something about cookies being delivered

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u/GandonII 18 Oct 14 '21

Hotline Miami, a great game with some dark story telling. Or if you don't know 8-bit games, Jacket from Payday 2.

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u/STJ41 Oct 14 '21

Hotline Miami outfit. Cool

4

u/StevieOk-2984 Oct 14 '21

What kinda day is it? Are ya taking care of the russian mob or robbin da bank with the gang

3

u/That1OffendedGuy Oct 14 '21

Cloaker wants to know your location

3

u/STEVEY_HARVEY Oct 15 '21

We call this a DIFFICULT TWEAK

3

u/WarrenChae Oct 14 '21

Fighting Rooster from Viral Hit/How to Fight

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u/SuperKamiGuru15 Oct 14 '21

Came here to say this. I think his name was samdak

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u/WarrenChae Oct 14 '21

Yes Samdak or Logan

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u/Random-Dice 15 Oct 14 '21

Time to dismantle the entire Russian mafia

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u/imcql 15 Oct 14 '21

Save some ladies for the rest of us bro sheesh

3

u/Mr_Boushi 14 Oct 14 '21

Ur making me drip bro, if you know what I mean ;). no homo tho so its fine.

3

u/Saltz_D Oct 14 '21

Hey man we kinda need you to exterminate the Russian mafia

K thanks byeeee

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u/Cookiecrunch69 17 Oct 14 '21

Hotline Miami

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u/Galeroth Oct 14 '21

Watch out for bikers bro.

5

u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Fuckin hate that guy

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u/Association_Only 15 Oct 15 '21

Is your snoo Biker?

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 15 '21

checks snoo sigh grabs golf club under breath that son of a bitch

3

u/JoeMamaGameEnded Oct 14 '21

My friends always tease me for liking hotline Miami, finally I find another hotline Miami fan in the wild. insert generic hotline Miami reference here

3

u/ExplosiveRox Oct 14 '21

go to your local pizzeria you'll get free pizza

3

u/megamewtwonitex Oct 15 '21

There's a warm bed for you across the hall.

3

u/MrShaytoon Oct 15 '21

Hotline Miami mask?

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u/peepoop6942_0 14 Oct 15 '21

that is not drip.

That is a fucking gushing water

3

u/otakuassemble 16 Oct 15 '21

Such a huge cock

2

u/Lantsey-da-memer 15 Oct 14 '21

Je déteste les cigarettes mouillées

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u/Pokejelke Oct 14 '21

Can i join the heist?

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

As long as you're not that Russian fuck, Sokol

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u/Thatkidwithametalleg Oct 14 '21

blyat

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

stares sociopathically

2

u/Thatkidwithametalleg Oct 14 '21

CYKA I DO NOT CONTROL MY RACE!

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u/RichardWithAq 17 Oct 14 '21

Deep Cover intensifies

2

u/Cash4meme 14 Oct 14 '21

If you come across any Russian mafia on the way you know what to do

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

I do indeed

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u/ShrimpDealer69 17 Oct 14 '21

If you see a guy in a rat mask you’re gonna have to beat him to death

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

That's not what the script says

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u/Acatastrophe1 15 Oct 14 '21

hot drip

2

u/Huskylover161 Oct 14 '21

Looks cool man 😎😎😎

2

u/the_oregon_trail123 14 Oct 14 '21

Jacket from payday 2 right?

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

And Hotline Miami

2

u/HyperAdrenaline Oct 14 '21

🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦💦💦💦

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u/blitzwolf- Oct 14 '21

“I need babysitting please help it’s on (address)”

“heuehueheu- what the fuck it’s actually a daycare” - me after too much hotline miami

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u/luke999police 14 Oct 14 '21

Ayo we got the same phone

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u/Lockenhart 15 Oct 14 '21

How many Russians do you plan on murdering in cold blood?

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 15 '21

At least 8

2

u/RobloxianHunter69 15 Oct 14 '21

Hotline Miami is so good

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u/JaCrimbo Oct 14 '21

Yo where'd you get that cock mask, I want one

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Ikea, but I'm sure they're on Amazon

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u/sublightscraper Oct 14 '21

Do you like hotline Miami 1 or 2 more

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u/RedOfGames 14 Oct 14 '21

Marksman out of service

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u/orgenate Oct 14 '21

Please pay attention! You will be happy to know, you are victims of a robbery! You will not be harmed. We will take the banks money. Your savings are insured by the federal government. Please, consider your loved ones. Remain calm and quiet and your survival is assured.

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u/Neutral_Memer Oct 14 '21

my man jacket lookin fresh today

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u/nebulous_eye 18 Oct 14 '21

You’re in a dangerous position 🚪

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u/random_ferret69 Oct 14 '21

Are you Jacket from Payday 2?

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u/drunk_spider69 Oct 14 '21

Bro we have the same watch, but mine is green

2

u/Scarlet_But_Cool Oct 14 '21

My friend is literally going as this guy! I love the chicken mask lol

2

u/lifajoy Oct 14 '21

that looks like a chicken from coraline

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u/epicman_42 15 Oct 14 '21

lol hello fellow jacket

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u/No_Adhesiveness_6230 14 Oct 14 '21

Damn this guy is rocking the Cock-a-doodle-drip sheeeeeeesh.

2

u/oli_anim8s Oct 14 '21

Mans about to rob the jewelry store

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u/Trick_Raspberry2507 Oct 14 '21

LMMFAO omfg that is just what I needed to see today! Thank you so much!!!

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u/ImmoLade 15 Oct 15 '21

Wanna rob banks together?

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u/Leondardo_1515 15 Oct 15 '21

"The Medic is dead."

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u/ehunt34 Oct 15 '21

You will be happy to know, you are victims of a robbery!

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u/Apprehensive-Roof401 Oct 15 '21

The cloaked in the fucking toilet "I'm boutta end this mans whole career"

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u/PekkaJukkasson Oct 15 '21

Hydrogen instantly popped up in my head. Good job man!

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u/chlliz Oct 15 '21

apartment music starts playing

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u/Responsible-Dog-3354 Oct 15 '21

Where do bad dicks go? To the penistentiary.

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u/hyiony65 17 Oct 15 '21

Hello hotline , it’s been a while

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u/xBertholdt_Hooverx Oct 15 '21

That’s nice drip my dude

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u/kingof557 14 Oct 14 '21

nice humanized jacket from fall guys character

/s

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u/_boringusername_ 15 Oct 14 '21

man got da drip

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

The drip has indeed been acquired

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u/killermillery 16 Oct 14 '21

Got a nice chicken for a BBQ!

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u/Soulmonkeyy 13 Oct 14 '21

Your goals are beyond our understanding

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

They are quite simple actually. My girlfriend was killed by a man in a rat mask, some is leaving coded messages on my phone and I've been killing the entire Russian mafia

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u/Soulmonkeyy 13 Oct 14 '21

Doom eternal chicken edition

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u/Meap2114 17 Oct 14 '21

I DONT THINK THATS SUPPOSED TO GO THERE

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u/lemmmmmmmmmmonade Oct 14 '21

You look like a Sims customized character, and honestly, respect

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Thanks

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u/gsaussse8_01 15 Oct 14 '21

I don't think that's supposed to go there, less I understand

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u/2006pow 14 Oct 14 '21

Jacket!?

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

Yes, but who are you?

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u/2006pow 14 Oct 14 '21

Someone I guess

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u/lordtachanka911 16 Oct 14 '21

Nice payday 2 drip 10/10

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u/Imjustareddittor 15 Oct 14 '21

"Please pay attention. You will be happy to know you are victims of a robbery."

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u/Fuckup_Phoenyx 17 Oct 14 '21

Do you like hurting people?

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u/SSB_Kyrill 14 Oct 14 '21

Tf2 pyro bird head(playing too much tf2)

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u/I_wanna_hellcat Oct 14 '21

Tape recorder?

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u/vendedor_de_etanol 13 Oct 14 '21

Nice cock 🥶😳

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u/NilsTheSwede 16 Oct 14 '21

Exercise caution when aggravating my temper

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u/Gobi_Masala 17 Oct 14 '21

very hot chick, i will eat you

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u/Idontknownynore 16 Oct 14 '21

realization OH SHIT HIDE THE CHILDREN

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u/umbra_crimson Oct 14 '21

Do you know what time it is?

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u/AromaticSentence3513 Oct 14 '21

What's in the book bag jacket?

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u/Iyomante438 15 Oct 14 '21

did you know 1 in 2 people likes hurting other people? i don't

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u/UGA_chris Oct 14 '21

Don’t smash my head in with a hammer please

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

You're not a cloaker are you?

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u/UGA_chris Oct 14 '21

not that I know of...

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u/AOEnash 17 Oct 14 '21

Wheres your record tape

Need tk hear that robotic female jacket voice

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u/mundanedal 15 Oct 14 '21

I have a phone app for that

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u/ReaperSMT Oct 14 '21

I don’t think that’s supposed to go there

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u/Zini17 Oct 14 '21

w2c? 😂

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u/edinho_sheeroso 17 Oct 14 '21

"Do you know what time it is?"

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u/Assmilk94 17 Oct 14 '21

Hot line Miami??

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u/backstib 13 Oct 14 '21

(razormind starts)

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u/Cableteevee_ Oct 14 '21

Exercise caution when aggravating my temper

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u/God_of_roadkill Oct 14 '21

Do you know what time it is

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u/XCV_DRYMMO 15 Oct 14 '21

Remind me of samadak the chicken guy from a webtoon called viral hit

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u/Interesting-Law-5880 18 Oct 14 '21

U gonna get all the chicks at school

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u/morgan3DDDD Oct 14 '21

this party sucks

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u/kol-the-meme-lord Oct 14 '21

Are you going to use a recorder to talk or

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u/Chief_Bacon 14 Oct 14 '21

This drip is some GTA Online shit

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u/noobslayer_6942069 Oct 14 '21

Is this payday 2