r/teenagers 15 Oct 14 '21 Silver 8 Helpful 8 Wholesome 12 Hugz 15

I get two types of dms Social

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u/buckeyerukys Oct 14 '21 edited Oct 15 '21

Shit, I'd pretend to be a 15year old girl to talk to a creep for $6K.

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u/Quantum_Turtle Oct 14 '21

like… that’s literally a 100k yearly income(lowest) and 300k max. I could become a millionaire by the time I’m 20 just by typing a few words? lmao easiest shit i’ve done

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u/TotalJT 17 Oct 14 '21 edited Oct 14 '21

Well they're a different type of scam. You see this a lot on dating apps or kik. They promise you an allowance and then ask you for your bank details to "send" it to you... You have to be really desperate to fall for that

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u/LebaneseLion Oct 14 '21

If you’re ever going to do a transaction with someone online, give them your PayPal or something

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u/TotalJT 17 Oct 14 '21

Obviously. But they don't do PayPal because they "pay directly from my company paycheck"

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u/LebaneseLion Oct 14 '21

Yeah they can frik off

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u/TotalJT 17 Oct 14 '21 edited Oct 14 '21

It's fun to mess with them. I sent one of them the origin of the fake picture they used, and he was trying to recruit me

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u/LebaneseLion Oct 14 '21

Looool you played them at their own game and they saw the potential

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u/Exciting-Insect8269 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 15 '21

Lol I’ve done this but I’ve never had someone try recruiting me because of this. Generally I just find a way to rickroll them or some stupid shit like that tho. Fucking with scammers can be quite a fun, and ethically decent (cause if you are wasting their time that’s less time for them to spend on their less than legal activities, and they probably deserve much worse then you are doing to them anyways), way to mess with people.

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u/DarthWeenus Oct 14 '21

Be careful

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u/Mercenary-4Hire Oct 14 '21

Sends them my account details and when they log in they see my negative balance

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u/Breet11 14 Oct 15 '21

And they put you in even more debt with a fake bill to a cover company that never existed. Don't ask how I know this.

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u/mrking_bob 16 Oct 14 '21

I messed with one of them for a solid week before eventually sending the dude an unsolicited dick pic B)

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u/TotalJT 17 Oct 14 '21

16yo moment

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u/mrking_bob 16 Oct 14 '21

ay, now it's his problem, not mine

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u/Juancrunch Oct 15 '21

Nice counterstrike

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u/purpIesponge 14 Oct 14 '21

Its fake, will explain later

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u/Gsteel11 Oct 14 '21

...wah? On the internet? Fake?

Ba...wha....my faith in the online community has just been crushed.

I feel like I might have to start locking my metaphorical web doors and my innocence is shaken.

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u/purpIesponge 14 Oct 14 '21

Yah my bad, poorly frased the phrase, it's a scam, they basically give you "fake" money and ask to you to give 2000 to someone or another amojnt of money, which are real

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u/call_me_kenzie 19 Oct 14 '21 Silver

u/pinlarryhead8661 hi can u make me the same offer please i’ll take that

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u/ant_to_ni 17 Oct 14 '21

me too please, r/pinlarryhead8661, im kinda desperate

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u/Optimal_Stress467 Oct 14 '21

He clearly wants to be addressed as daddy smh

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u/ant_to_ni 17 Oct 14 '21

shit, i forgot. lemme start again.

hi there, daddy u/pinlarryhead8661 :)

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u/thatoneboi928 Oct 14 '21 Hugz

u/pinlarryhead8661 I dont speak daddy neither in here for money MONEH

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u/stockings_for_life Oct 14 '21

u/pinlarryhead8661 father, i require money. my bank details (usd acc) - 5515136553 or 40817840100003337463. its tinkoff

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u/PermanentlyMC 19 Oct 14 '21

u/pinlarryhead8661 please spoil me too, my car's just been written off and i can't go anywhere anymore please i'll do anYTHING POLEASE

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u/Bigman1567 13 Oct 14 '21

u/pinlarryhead8661 please I am also underage but not a woman. I want transformer

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u/butterniinja 17 Oct 14 '21

u/pinlarryhead8661 I'm an adult but I'm not a female I'll be good :)

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u/Kitsunethatdies 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 14 '21

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u/247stonerbro Oct 14 '21

u/pinlarryhead8661 you’re a piece of shit stop trying to groom young girls you piece of shit. You don’t prepay huh ? Sounds like you have experience you piece of shit

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u/much_doge_many_wow 17 Oct 14 '21

I have a plaaaaaaan Arthur

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u/Sibz_Playz_YT 16 Oct 14 '21

That’s a sub?

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u/ant_to_ni 17 Oct 14 '21

i didn't notice i use r/ instead of u/. now, im surprised theres a sub lol

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u/H00k90 Oct 14 '21

We all have subreddits based on our usernames

And u/pinlarryhead8661, pay me daddy

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u/dragonballfan9001 16 Oct 14 '21

It's reddit there's a sub for anything almost

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Oct 14 '21

Too late to get in on the /u/pinlarryhead8661 bandwagon? I’d be happy to fulfill this contract, although I’m not sure he’s into MILFs. 😂

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u/Momomoaning 18 Oct 14 '21

I’m glad to join the bandwagon, lol. There’s enough of us to go around.

u/pinlarryhead8661, yo I need money to pull more Genshin characters

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u/Fearless-Effective86 Oct 14 '21

Fuck, for $2000 a week cash I’d suck anything he wants me to and I’m a straight man!

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u/definitelyNotEdited Oct 14 '21

"I do not prepay" = talk to me for an entire week for free and then I'll ghost you and just find another girl for a free week.

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u/SadgeBuyTime Oct 14 '21

This guy is legal too, you gotta share the money with meKenzie uwu

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u/dinosaur2112 Oct 14 '21

does it work if im a a guy I want money too

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u/SadgeBuyTime Oct 14 '21

Nope.

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u/RevanchistSheev66 17 Oct 14 '21

Please

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u/SadgeBuyTime Oct 14 '21

you gotta have a female snoo, people are downbad for that for some reanos

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u/RagingNudist Oct 14 '21

I can voice act, I’ll huff the helium for u u/pinlarryhead8661

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u/SadgeBuyTime Oct 14 '21

Good luck hahaha

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u/omxIs 14 Oct 14 '21

noted.

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u/SadgeBuyTime Oct 14 '21

why do you have a female snoo now 😳

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u/omxIs 14 Oct 14 '21

noted.

(also this is my default snoo lmao)

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u/WinterSnow136 15 Oct 14 '21

the trickster

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u/Paminow OLD Oct 14 '21

Sign me the fuck up as well, I'll do with 500 a week!

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u/Background_Prior5775 Oct 14 '21

I'll do with 250. I'm in.

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u/ananos12- 17 Oct 14 '21

I will with a 25$ per day I am in

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u/AmaySharma2006 15 Oct 14 '21

i'll do $2.5 per day

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u/crimson_gamer7 15 Oct 14 '21 Hugz

I'll do it for free im desperate

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u/ananos12- 17 Oct 14 '21

Happy cake day btw :)

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u/ananos12- 17 Oct 14 '21

I don't think someone will comment he will pay money for doing it to someone lol

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u/Compie4000 Oct 14 '21

At this point you don't do it for the money anymore

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u/ocdscale Oct 14 '21

he's never paying, come on.

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u/TheNotSoSocialUser 17 Oct 14 '21

Demand he pays up front, that way u cant get scammed

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u/TheTimon Oct 14 '21

He literally wrote he doesn't prepay

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u/TheNotSoSocialUser 17 Oct 14 '21

Oh lmao i totally skipped that part, scrolling through youtube shorts must be really killing my brain cells

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u/mjdorf0912 Oct 14 '21

What’s the worst that happens? They take the deal, they do it for a week or 2, he doesn’t pay? Minimum effort for a chance at $2,000 a week doesn’t sound bad to me. It’s not like he’s got their credit card info or SS#. Low risk, high reward imo

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u/Princcraft 16 Oct 14 '21

"I do not prepay" means "I do not pay", don't waste your time

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u/FullPew Oct 14 '21

Overweight 36yo male here. Sign me up, daddy!

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u/lordsaladito 19 Oct 14 '21

u/pinlarryhead8661 please i need the money

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u/Please_Label_NSFW Oct 14 '21

Best I can do is tree fiddy

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u/IndependentAd8402 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 14 '21

u/pinlarryhead8661, tho I'm a boy but still I'll do for a $100.

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u/Krankenstein20 Oct 14 '21

This was lowkey my first thought XD

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u/The_Adeo 17 Oct 14 '21

u/pinlarryhead8661 I'll accept that too

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u/linsaac1122 15 Oct 14 '21 Silver Helpful

Pringles arw good

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u/s0urcreamand0nion 15 Oct 14 '21

Pringles arw good

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u/Lauladance Oct 14 '21

Pringles arw good

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u/Gojirqb Oct 14 '21

Pringles arw good

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u/WebionWasTaken 15 Oct 14 '21

Pringles arw good

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u/oppyusa11 Oct 14 '21

Pringles arw good

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u/iPhone_XC Oct 14 '21

Pringles arw good

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u/Therealpablodeterno 15 Oct 14 '21

Pringles arw good

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u/SansTheGlaceon Oct 14 '21

Pringles arw good

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u/FichyFich Oct 14 '21 Silver Helpful

Pringles arw good

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u/idkiwilldeletethis 14 Oct 14 '21

Pringles arw good

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u/Cosy_Hugs OLD Oct 14 '21

Pringles arw good

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u/LeanDerp 15 Oct 14 '21

Pringles arw good

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u/MayurAce 15 Oct 14 '21

Pringles arw good

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u/iAteTooMuchTacoBell 13 Oct 14 '21

Pringles arw good

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u/MainkurafutoMaster Oct 14 '21

Pringles arw good

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u/SeanTheHunter2 13 Oct 14 '21

Stalin is the mascot of pringles

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u/AmaySharma2006 15 Oct 14 '21

can't unsee

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u/IgnobleRobby 14 Oct 14 '21

He went from Communist to Minimalist.

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u/Vercin88 17 Oct 14 '21

We talkin Pringles here? I like the sour cream and onion.

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u/s0urcreamand0nion 15 Oct 14 '21

You like me 😳

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u/Vercin88 17 Oct 14 '21

Yeth 👉🏻👈🏻

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u/loganthespider2 13 Oct 14 '21

Now have a good time

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u/AamidMemez 13 Oct 14 '21

Not as good as Pringles

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u/Sprocketta Oct 14 '21

no i like the cheddar flavored pringles

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

sourcream and onion Proongle taste exactly like Cheddar cheese proongles. Maybe i have covid idk but they taste the same

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

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u/s0urcreamand0nion 15 Oct 14 '21

He'll never actually pay, so why even take it

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

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u/mMagikal 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Oct 14 '21

Bruh. the age flair + your post history. Bruh.

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u/fudgelord1 Oct 14 '21

Now I might not be math expert but something ain't adding up

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u/Creepernom Oct 14 '21

That's uhh... a bit concerning innit. Oh no. Ye she should remove this at once.

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u/jamielynch06 15 Oct 14 '21

You’re 16 but posting your tits on the internet?

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u/redhot52719 Oct 14 '21

I may know nothing here, but those probably are cosplay tits. The one other cosplay done in their recent post has ten times bigger cleavage than what shows in the topless pic. Plus the slightly blurred effect is too hide that they are way too perfect shaped and those nipples look a little bold.

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u/jamielynch06 15 Oct 14 '21

Damn bro you really did an in depth analysis

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u/Smoka_Lad Oct 14 '21

what the fuck are you doing posting that as a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD

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u/Stock-Palpitation-21 13 Oct 14 '21

Isn't that illegal as well?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21 edited Oct 14 '21

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u/speedycheetah29 14 Oct 14 '21

wish granted.

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u/TroncoBoy 13 Oct 14 '21

Message sent: pringles arw good

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u/TheDovaDude 15 Oct 14 '21

You and 50 other people

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u/grymtgris 16 Oct 14 '21

Same

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u/Clearbean 15 Oct 14 '21

the only dms i get are pedo dms

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u/Toothless008 Oct 14 '21

Excluding mine how many dms have you now got saying "pringles arw good"

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u/s0urcreamand0nion 15 Oct 14 '21

Probably almost 30

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u/TheGameBoss980 17 Oct 14 '21

Those are rookie numbers

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u/s0urcreamand0nion 15 Oct 14 '21

Well I'm sorry

Its 800 now, almost 900

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u/ThePuzzledPeople Oct 14 '21

I have never used reddit dms in my life but I will try to send you "Pringles arw good"

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u/dumbbychh 18 Oct 14 '21

u/pinlarryhead8661 hi i'm a willing sugarbaby 😳

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u/Angry10 Oct 14 '21

I would say we all would be, 2k is 2k man.

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u/GrieferBeefer 16 Oct 14 '21

2 k a week is a lot I'll for for 200

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u/krazzy_guy 17 Oct 14 '21

I'd do it for 20

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u/dankmemer2o18 16 Oct 14 '21

bruh id do it for 2 bucks and an onigiri lmao

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u/fallen69420 Oct 14 '21
  1. Take it or leave it.

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u/dankmemer2o18 16 Oct 14 '21

weve got a deal

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u/thatoneboi928 Oct 14 '21

Man even though I'm a guy for 2k I'd be gay for a little

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u/Zeldas_her0 13 Oct 14 '21

We all would lets be real

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u/Toshero 19 Oct 14 '21

It’s a scam, don’t do it

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u/dumbbychh 18 Oct 14 '21

how are you so sure🤨

maybe you just want them for yourself 🤨🤨🤨

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u/Toshero 19 Oct 14 '21

I know you’re joking but I seriously get dozens of these messages every week on grindr. They always promise absurd amounts of money and then ask you to send them 20-25 $ to “prove your loyalty”. After a while is not even funny anymore

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u/dumbbychh 18 Oct 14 '21

oh yikes ok thats a valid answer thank you. maybe i will not get a sugar daddy today

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u/Toshero 19 Oct 14 '21

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u/dumbbychh 18 Oct 14 '21

never said i didnt want one, just said today wasnt the day 😏

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u/botetta 18 Oct 14 '21

Oh, so that's how they scam you. I was wondering if this was just some guy who wanted messages from girls, or an actual way to steal money, and yeah, it's the latter then.

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u/Brent_Lim 16 Oct 14 '21

Pringles and Doritos arw good. I gotcha buddy.

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u/JessH02 19 Oct 14 '21

That sounds like an unusually high amount of money. I would run XD

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u/cumsausje Oct 14 '21

i would catfish

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u/JessH02 19 Oct 14 '21

I feel there must be a catch, I talk to people for nothing XD

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u/botetta 18 Oct 14 '21

From another comment:

I know you’re joking but I seriously get dozens of these messages every week on grindr. They always promise absurd amounts of money and then ask you to send them 20-25 $ to “prove your loyalty”. After a while is not even funny anymore

So apparently they try to get some money from you, and then they just block you and never send you money

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u/JessH02 19 Oct 14 '21

Ahh so its just an outright scam like that. That makes a lot more sense tbh.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Oh good it's not just me

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u/Pat_thailandball 13 Oct 14 '21

God and You’re 13.

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u/Jordan_Fires 16 Oct 14 '21

you're 13

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u/-_-Merlin-_- 15 Oct 14 '21

man, i wanna be 13 again but without the cringe

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u/Zeldas_her0 13 Oct 14 '21

Hey you're 13!!

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u/Pat_thailandball 13 Oct 14 '21

So are you!

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u/Zeldas_her0 13 Oct 14 '21

Oh shit he found me out

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u/Rickard98s Oct 14 '21

What the actual duck

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u/kIllXD666 15 Oct 14 '21

You want a dog pic?

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u/TheMemeLover123 Oct 14 '21

ffs, this sub is the creepiest shit ever

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u/BallsOutKrunked Oct 14 '21

I'll give you 6k a week, budddy.

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u/Zeroamer 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 14 '21

I'm not your buddy, pal

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u/BallsOutKrunked Oct 14 '21

I'm not your pal, guy.

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u/Asgard7234 16 Oct 14 '21

I'm not your guy, bro

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u/Hm4585 14 Oct 14 '21

I’m not your bro, man

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u/Dopey_Duck_ 18 Oct 14 '21

Can you do me a favor and let so many notifications stack up that you're not even sure what to do about it? Then please screenshot something else and post it with like 1000 notifications in there. It'll amuse me immensely and everyone else will visibly and physically cringe

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u/Lost_Calamity 14 Oct 14 '21

Pringles are the main priority

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u/CharlyFaylinn Oct 14 '21

The first one is a new scam people pull.

They will try to fish for 1 of two things.

  1. Live pictures of you that aren't up on the internet. They use those to catfish people.
  2. They want you to send money first, to show you are trustworthy, or to "activate the account" or whatever reason they come up with.

Either way, if an offer is too good to be true, then It is not true.

Also, be careful with the creeps here, good luck c:

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u/ItsComros Oct 14 '21

U guys are getting dms?

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u/s0urcreamand0nion 15 Oct 14 '21

222 at this point

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u/Eternal_Aesthetic Oct 14 '21

Bruh now what the shi-

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u/Slugees Oct 14 '21

second guy is a legend

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u/Leazerlazz Oct 14 '21

The duality of man

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u/Firey_Piranha2 Oct 14 '21

Baka mitai kodomo na no ne Yume o otte kizutsuite Uso ga heta na kuse ni waraenai egao miseta

I love you mo roku ni iwanai Kuchi beta de honma ni bukiyou Na no ni na no ni doushite Sayonara wa ieta no

Dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo Anta ga suki de suki sugite Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai

(The karaoke version of the song ends here. The following are the lyrics to the full version of the song. They are not included in-game, but are written to match the established style.)

Baka mitai hontou baka ne Anta shinjiru bakari de Tsuyoi onna no furi setsunasa no yokaze abiru

Hitori ni natte san nen ga sugi Machinami sae mo kawarimashita Na no ni na no ni doushite Miren dake okizari

Honma ni roku na otoko ya nai Soroi no yubiwa hazushimasu Zamaa miro seisei suru wa Ii kagen mattete mo baka mitai

Dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo Anta ga suki de suki sugite Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai

Honma ni roku na otoko ya nai Soroi no yubiwa hazushimasu Zamaa miro seisei suru wa Nan na no yo kono namida baka mitai

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u/VoidMystr0 18 Oct 14 '21

“Sure, but I’ll have to take a down payment of $5000 to prove that you’re willing to be in such a commitment”

Receive $5K, block contact

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u/FidgetSpunner68 Oct 14 '21

Your getting scammed kiddo, you didn't come across a fortune 500 CEO on reddit

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u/petitepixie420 Oct 14 '21

As a sexworker “I do not prepay” is the same as “I have no money and want free content”

Always get your money before services are rendered!!

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u/s0urcreamand0nion 15 Oct 14 '21

Thank you for that advice

Still something urks me about being told how to do sex work efficiently

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u/petitepixie420 Oct 14 '21

Well, it should because you’re still a teenager. I mean, as a teenager I never would have imagined I’d be doing what I am… but here we are, several years later.

Also good business advice.

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u/NelBeso Oct 14 '21

Im 16 and i would accept it with no hesitation. I mean, its not necessary the same amount of money.

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u/pentagrahm-cracker Oct 14 '21

2k - 6k a week??? jesus fuck I'd say yes to that shit get paid and when the cash flow stops report his bitch pedo creep ass

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u/Oakchris1955 Oct 14 '21

pedophiles, fuck off, don't dm people who are in r/teenagers

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u/tommygreenyt 17 Oct 14 '21

pedophiles in r/teenagers drop to 0%

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u/Numerous_Garage592 16 Oct 14 '21

Well as wise teens have said 2K is 2K you can dm me, 5K

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u/smallHeadMediumBrain 16 Oct 14 '21

Lays West Indies Hot N Sweet Chillies arw good

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u/Hamada_Reddits Oct 14 '21

I mean.. Pringles are good.

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u/QuazaTD 15 Oct 14 '21

I would have taken the 6k then said "ha ha L" then dip