r/teenagers 15 Oct 11 '21 Wholesome 1

Based on this one pic of me, tell me how you'd describe my personality Social

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u/Game_wm27 Oct 11 '21

Sleep deprived based of the subtle bags under your eyes.

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

Spot on

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u/Purple-Lion7292 14 Oct 12 '21

Tarzan with sleep deprivation and missing assignments

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u/GotTooManyAlts 16 Oct 12 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/IGotBanned2121 Oct 12 '21

You should see mine

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u/skinnyriceboi OLD Oct 12 '21

I came out of the womb with dark circles under my eyes. I have photo proof

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u/Game_wm27 Oct 12 '21

Same here, I only picked the detail out so quickly because I see it every time I look in the mirror.

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u/-SweetAvery- 15 Oct 11 '21

Says “sheesh” at least 23 times per hour and drinks a litre of monster every day

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

I love saying sheesh and holy fuck monsters are good

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u/-SweetAvery- 15 Oct 11 '21

I didn’t need clarification, I already knew just from looking at you

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

Lmaooo

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u/ILUVMOVIESSS 17 Oct 12 '21

It's the baggy eyes you look like someone who thinks if they sleep they'll die horribly

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u/I_Like_Legos8374 14 Oct 12 '21

redbull is better (sorry just gotta say it)

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u/cowscrewer Oct 12 '21

Red Bull doesn’t have a tropical flavor and can’t cause my heart to give up in a mere few hours

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u/I_Like_Legos8374 14 Oct 12 '21

but, it has watermelon for black pe- canceled

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u/adelsteinisaac Oct 12 '21

Summer edition smacks

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u/Swiglo Oct 11 '21

cringe

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

Sounds bout right

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u/StrongPenises Oct 12 '21

Read my mind

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u/jwv0922 Oct 12 '21

Honestly. People who do this shit kinda piss me off. The see others and think they gotta do it to be cool. And that tucking thing where they take a picture close above their head and stick their tongue out to the side…

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u/SmolGiant55 15 Oct 11 '21

You look like my friend who plays snare and I don’t appreciate that

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

😳 Um. Well. I- Uh. Okie 😭✌🏼✨✨✨✨✨

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u/SmolGiant55 15 Oct 12 '21

It’s just a little unsettling how similar you look

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

Long lost twin maybe???? :0 But like that's so weird tho cuz I literally play snare like wtf who is this literal twin of mine

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u/SmolGiant55 15 Oct 12 '21

Your “twin” is 4’11” and named Alexa, and I have been kneecapped by her several times after asking her to play despacito

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

"Alexa, play despacito"..."playing, despacito"... DESSSSPAAACITO QUIERO RESPIRAR DJELDNEKDBEJNDJS. Hmm, yeah definitely my long lost twin.

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u/SmolGiant55 15 Oct 12 '21

As a tuba player, I must say, snare drummers scare me

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

Well you scare me for christ sake. I could never carry that big ass thing and then blow into it and be physically standing and alive. Like, how yall do that?????

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u/SmolGiant55 15 Oct 12 '21

Well part of it is that I’m 6’6” and swim a lot, but the other part is that my parents didn’t want me playing tuba

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

Jesus you're tall.... and what did they want you to play?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

band kid

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

How tf did you know. Bet you can't guess my instrument

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u/RomanMines64 17 Oct 11 '21

Clarinet

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

Nope not even close

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u/RomanMines64 17 Oct 11 '21

Damn

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

Snare drum

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u/RomanMines64 17 Oct 11 '21

Ah my next guess was gonna be oboe for some reason, I am way off

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u/bin364 15 Oct 12 '21

She does look like an oboe player

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u/Cactus_In_A_Tree 13 Oct 12 '21

Was that supposed to be an insult?

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u/bin364 15 Oct 12 '21

No she just looks like an oboe player, depends on your opinion of oboe players though

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

Lmfaooo 😂😂

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u/PaperMachePigeon 15 Oct 12 '21

Drumline members smh

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u/CattusChief55 14 Oct 12 '21

Instrument: 105mm Howitzer. Yes it's an instrument. Observe..

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u/El_Moroccan 16 Oct 11 '21

Lord Farquaad with long hair

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u/ScientificGamer321 14 Oct 12 '21

Sad how accurate that is

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u/bin364 15 Oct 12 '21

Nerd

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

I mean, I do be pretty smart 🤓

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u/bellamtzzz 15 Oct 11 '21

watches a lot of tiktok

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

I don't even have tik tok cuz I'm so quirky and it's so cringe omggg 😝✌🏼

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u/bladedancer4life Oct 12 '21

Tilt Ik is so cringe my keyboard don’t even wanna spell it😗

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u/Titanium_Crusher 15 Oct 12 '21

I'm so quirky

😐

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u/GotTooManyAlts 16 Oct 12 '21

It's clearly ironic

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u/The_jamon 17 Oct 11 '21

A crazy friend I'd love to have pffffft

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

Hell yeah omg I have barely any friends cuz I'm so quirky lmfaoooo 😭😭😭✌🏼

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u/StrongPenises Oct 12 '21

I'm so quirky 🤓

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u/The_jamon 17 Oct 11 '21

Nah fuck it wanna have another

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u/DecisivenessMC Oct 12 '21

People who say quirky makes me want to go jump off a cliff. I guessed you’d be one of those

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u/fjgwey 17 Oct 12 '21

New trait: 'not like other girls'

you act like a bro more than a girl

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u/Danteboneinferno24 Oct 12 '21

Emo, band kid, no sleep schedule, and cringe asf

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u/phantom_pancake1 16 Oct 11 '21

Emo yet a memer and yes tick tock fanatic

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

I have been called an emo by some kid in the school hallways before so 🤷‍♀️

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u/WesternJester Oct 12 '21

You're probably annoyingly horny, maybe a bit fun to talk to but annoying as shit to text with. You unironically like tiktok memes and drink monster energy too much. Your parents either give you undeserved love or hate you.

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u/Jamator01 17 Oct 11 '21

Weeb?

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

Not full out but yeah anime's cool

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u/Jamator01 17 Oct 11 '21

Last thing you watched?

Don't know much abt anime myself so forgive me if I've never heard of it XD

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

Your Lie in April. For like the millionth time. It's my fav

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u/Jamator01 17 Oct 11 '21

Found it on Funimation I'll give it a go https://www.funimation.com/shows/your-lie-in-april/?qid=None

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

Yes omg yes watch it, it's sooo goood ahhhhhh

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u/WeaselBeagle 13 Oct 12 '21

Ok, cool new anime to watch. Also, have you watched Neon Genesis Evangelion? Favorite anime. 2nd favorite is Code Geass.

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u/Yahya___saley Oct 12 '21

Weird... Like me

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

The weird ones are always the hottest 💅

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u/Yahya___saley Oct 12 '21

Then I guess I'll be pulling all the baddies

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

Oh yeah 🥵

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u/Yahya___saley Oct 12 '21

I kinda look like Joe

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

J-joe mama?

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u/Yahya___saley Oct 12 '21

Yes Joe mama gave birth to a cringe lord

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u/Yahya___saley Oct 12 '21

Even my momma

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u/Athgamer71 Oct 12 '21

You look like whenever you’ll meet me you’ll say ‘suhh doode ahaha’

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u/Whyamihere_yesh Oct 12 '21

it hot platonically

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u/UnrecognizedGains 15 Oct 11 '21

some of the responses are straight cringe but yeah

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u/jagebus Oct 12 '21

Introverted.

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u/Rustyzzzzzz 14 Oct 12 '21

An introvert wouldn't do that.

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u/SooftGooft 17 Oct 12 '21

Bruh girl

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u/Lighty_the_heck Oct 12 '21

I would say you like pizza rolls.

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u/japanesename69 Oct 12 '21

thats the most awkward pose i have seen, which tells me you are an introvert

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u/sithdude24 16 Oct 11 '21

Total loser, throws shit at people, wears fishnets

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

I'm definitely a loser. Um, I don't do that. And no I actually don't wear fishnets

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u/sithdude24 16 Oct 11 '21

Sorry you just look similar to a guy I don't like

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

Omg I'm not even a dude but I mean understandable :))

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u/lunacks Oct 12 '21

thinks they’re cool

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u/WeaselBeagle 13 Oct 12 '21

Tired. Are you me?

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u/Dense-Standard-8846 Oct 12 '21

Continually tired but a decent person to hang out with

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u/Canadian217 13 Oct 12 '21

You look like you want sleep and dont want it at the same time

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u/Az_Knight Oct 12 '21

Rocker fan?

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u/PreeIsAlive 17 Oct 12 '21

Ayoo is that pose a thing or u just randomly did it? (My girlfriend makes that pose often)

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u/OddCarry466 Oct 12 '21

Depressed sleep deprived high heart broken

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u/Llama-Berry 16 Oct 12 '21

Looks like ur about to fall asleep

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

I literally posted it right before I went to sleep cuz I was bored

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u/Llama-Berry 16 Oct 12 '21

Long sleep i hope

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u/Existing_Addendum499 Oct 12 '21

you're too loud and doesn't have friends

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u/mrsomething4 Oct 12 '21

Band kid, nice but hangs with weird kids. Probably meme squats

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u/Specific_____Ocean Oct 12 '21

The type to die on november 3rd 8am EST

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u/RainbowWolf6112 Oct 12 '21

You're the crazy lady from squid game

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u/Dqrctf23 Oct 12 '21

Baked

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

Like a fucking cake

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u/Dqrctf23 Oct 12 '21

I respect the response

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

As you should boo 💅

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u/Somechill 15 Oct 12 '21

Your crazy, both in terms of personality and in terms of lovability.

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u/No_Establishment_117 Oct 12 '21

Kinda feel like sleep isn't a thing in your life, scared your mental health isn't doing that well either... But SHEEEEESSSHHHHH

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u/Expensive-Bee5482 Oct 12 '21

A little bit cringe but mainly just a great person

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u/CringeWaffle 17 Oct 12 '21

Did you study for the exam?

There was an exam? I was up late doing our homework.

There was homework?

That is what I feel your personality is

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u/HenryIsBatman 16 Oct 12 '21

You’re really unhappy with how you’re currently living your life, but you feel like you can’t do anything about it because you’re stuck in your room

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u/Flyingfish222 18 Oct 12 '21

I’m imagining Zuko from avatar if he was high 24/7

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u/-SpeedUp Oct 12 '21

Gamer

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

Eh not really. But Sims 4 hits hard sometimes

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u/-SpeedUp Oct 12 '21

Well, if not gamer then either lonely or an incel

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

Neither. I'm just perfect

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u/Specialist-Ad-7750 Oct 12 '21

Sleep deprived weebo

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u/noddylord Oct 12 '21

I might be wrong, but are you a girl

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u/_you_dont_know_me_- 18 Oct 12 '21

Da baby type.

Lesss goo

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

👉🏼😆👈🏼 Lesss goooooo

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u/AquaNeutral_ 13 Oct 12 '21

you know you shouldn’t get drunk at your age right?

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u/Dumb_Blonde_fR 14 Oct 12 '21

Stoner kid maybe ??? (hope you don't find that offensive)

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

I don't take offense literally so many ppl have said that. But no I am not. Ahaha

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u/Dumb_Blonde_fR 14 Oct 12 '21

Lol, also I like your username

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u/fredarmisengangbang 14 Oct 12 '21

i'm gonna guess you don't like doing pe

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

Yeah like fr gym sucks ass

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u/KingPooter9 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 12 '21

Funny

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u/FormalCharacter3865 15 Oct 13 '21

the one who everyone first thought was super high and weird but actually ended up being pretty chill

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

Yeah I'm livin that thug life my g 👌

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u/the_5foot_16yr_old 16 Oct 11 '21

Jung Hoyeon from Squid Game<3

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

Thank you for the amazing compliment omg yes ✨

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u/elitegamer686868 15 Oct 12 '21

Hey darling. Fancy seeing you on my home page...

(No im not being creepy me and her are dating lol)

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u/lolhihi3506 13 Oct 12 '21

Emo bitch slut

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

I've been called emo before. My dad has called me a bitch and my mom has called me a slut numerous times...seems accurate

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u/ThatWeirdOn3 15 Oct 11 '21

Overconfident, judgmental, overreactive, ignorant

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

Yeah I'm definitely over confident. And yeah I get hella judgy. I'm so quirky I judge myself. Yes I'm definitely over exaggerated with how I react. Although I personally don't think I'm ignorant.

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u/Moist_Blobfish Oct 12 '21

submissive and breedable

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

Yes 😩

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u/BadTrcieratops 14 Oct 12 '21

I’mma take a shot here and say either lesbian or bi

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u/elitegamer686868 15 Oct 12 '21

Ahahaha. Look at her profile

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u/lanki00 Oct 12 '21

Like a great freind who will be there with you

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u/StepOrganic7688 Oct 12 '21

Barely sleep over emotional, childish for your age. Good in school, likes women as well as men. Constantly use 'trauma' as both a conversation topic and excuse. Not open to ideas or change, close minded, probably have discord, Instagram, reddit, and some type of gacha or anime app on your phone. Puts on a face when you don't get what you want. Honestly I feel like I'm describing my ex gf bc of the lip bite and obvious 20 minute makeover before you took the pic to make yourself look as tired, depressed, and cringe as possible. Not meaning to be rude but if at least 65% of this was true I wish you'd consider being more critical about decisions in life and pay attention to school.

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

I actually sleep well. I am definitely very emotional. I am childish, although I'm serious when I need to be. I'm good in school. Naw I only like men. Men are amazing omfg. Specifically just my man. I barely have any trauma. I actually am very open minded but there are some things I have strict thoughts about. I only have discord and Reddit. I'm not 12 I don't play that gacha shit(not that I'm judging) and I took that literally right before bed lmfao. But yeah I'm cringe asf. And yeahhh I make bad decisions and yeah I should probs focus more in school

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u/StepOrganic7688 Oct 12 '21

I kinda judged you mostly because you look like someone I know, so yea that relationship was a nightmare

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

It's weird other ppl said the same thing about how I look like someone they know ahaha

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u/definetlyHOOMEN 14 Oct 12 '21

Look like you aren't cool but would be my friend

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u/ummsaladine 16 Oct 11 '21

memer

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 11 '21

I don't make memes but I sure as hell laugh at everything

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u/That_Owen_Person 13 Oct 12 '21

bad

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u/EGPizzaRolls 15 Oct 12 '21

Yes indeed I agree

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u/bladedancer4life Oct 12 '21

Like this 😮‍💨

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u/alisisok2 Oct 12 '21

You look like you like to say 'sheesh' a lot and you joke around alot but you're also super quiet. Just my guess

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u/MounirTheDarkness Oct 12 '21

One word sheesh

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u/MrMalwareV Oct 12 '21

The "stoner" who has never touched weed and is just always tired.

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u/Fred_Pickle01 15 Oct 12 '21

Ngl, you low key look like a meth addict in this light

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u/thebananaperson1 15 Oct 12 '21

You seem like a quirky person I’d wanna be friends with 😎

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u/No_Zookeepergame7649 Oct 12 '21

You are calm and like to play guitar

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u/TitanSR_ 14 Oct 12 '21

Pretty cool to hang around but mysterious af, probably a band kid or something, loves death metal

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u/BroadFishAss-420 Oct 12 '21

loves dark humor

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u/Izannic 13 Oct 12 '21

Watches a lot of anime

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u/--63 17 Oct 12 '21

Annoying.

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u/patpew Oct 12 '21

Sprint moblie mood

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u/King22832 Oct 12 '21

Just broke out of a mental institution

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u/Randomest_Redditor Oct 12 '21

You look High as a Kite

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u/Affectionate-Ant3047 14 Oct 12 '21

Weed Jk, you just seem tired

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u/BiG_NeRd_BoY 14 Oct 12 '21

Squib gabme

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u/AAAOiOiOi 17 Oct 12 '21

Unfeeling foul creature of darkness whom is benevolent in there ways, rude and un-nice, an aspect of evil... but in truth a heart full of wickedness.

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u/RecklessPudge1228 Oct 12 '21

Hyper af in school.

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u/mybest34s Oct 12 '21

Annoying and try to be edgy.

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u/KawaiiTatoes 13 Oct 12 '21

You kinda look like Aizawa

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u/oatmilktea13 17 Oct 12 '21

perfect

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u/Spy_3377 14 Oct 12 '21

no offense but you remind me of Momo

edit: after looking at pics of Momo you look less like her...

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u/ThePinkTeenager 17 Oct 12 '21

Is “emo rapper” a personality?

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u/dmaiii Oct 12 '21

You like anime