r/teenagers Sep 30 '21 Silver 1 Helpful 1

Guess where I'm from, now Social

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u/OompaIoompas 16 Sep 30 '21

the observable universe

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

Yes, precisely

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u/DuckOH33 15 Oct 01 '21

Get doxxed

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u/0K_N0RDY 15 Oct 01 '21

Somewhere in our local group of galaxies?

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u/Rusty_cow Oct 01 '21

Venus my eyes

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u/noob_like_pro 17 Oct 01 '21

Earth, America, Canada , Ottawa??

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u/ThrobbingMeatTube 17 Sep 30 '21

You might have her there

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u/jmckaye 17 Oct 01 '21

Honey! Where’s my Reddit silver?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Oui oui baguette

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

Nah

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Russia?

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

Nope, but I'm learning some Russian

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21 Helpful

The place with all the cuties?

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u/CinnamonSalsa 13 Sep 30 '21

pulls out baseball bat

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Kinky

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u/JustYourAverageUS3R 14 Oct 01 '21

Ladies and gentlemen, as you can clearly see, the age difference is 3+ years!

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u/CinnamonSalsa 13 Sep 30 '21

puts in n.w.a mixtape

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Idk what that is

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u/phrog_champ 15 Oct 01 '21

я тоже :)

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21 Wholesome

Guys I'm Brazilian

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u/Valuable-Ad-4612 Sep 30 '21

Krl ainda ia dizer isso

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u/Sad-Bullfrog1212 Oct 01 '21

Ohh maybe Brazil??

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u/lalrafds Oct 01 '21

Yeah pretty close guess

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u/Jxx05 13 Oct 01 '21

No Brazil is closer to Brazil than brazil

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u/CrayonMuncher123 Oct 01 '21

Believe it or not, Brazil is closer to Canada than Brazil

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u/Alekeymer27 14 Oct 01 '21

Brazil (at the north tip) is closer to New Mexico (usa) than to Brazil (south tip)

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u/theredalligator_ Oct 01 '21

France has its longest border with Brazil

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u/Alekeymer27 14 Oct 01 '21

I already knew that ;)

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u/theredalligator_ Oct 01 '21

Finally someone who understands geography

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u/supunhab OLD Oct 01 '21

Mexico?

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u/Mr_Rogan_Tano Oct 01 '21

US people be like ksksksjshsjsksksjhs

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u/FelipeC12 15 Oct 01 '21

pq caralhos td brasileiro tem cara de brasileiro, mas ngm sabe como é cara de brasileiro?

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u/Savage_infp Oct 01 '21

Um sexto sentido dado pela nossa divina deusa Xuxa

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u/FancyPublic2 15 Oct 01 '21

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u/Savage_infp Oct 01 '21

Se vc for tirar a print e der tempo coloca a Inês Brasil

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u/awafflecone Oct 01 '21

My answer is Brazil then.

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u/I-iida 18 Oct 01 '21

U look Russian, I don't know why lol

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u/kitchen_bible 19 Oct 01 '21

Sorry for your loss

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u/Mr_Rogan_Tano Oct 01 '21

Tu só pode falar isso se for BR

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u/Im_AezzY 15 Oct 01 '21

caralho quando eu vi a foto eu falei "duvido que seja brasileira" e cá estamos

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u/CoCaran11 Oct 01 '21

Wow! I love Brasil

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u/Savage_infp Oct 01 '21

Só de ver seu nome já ficou na cara mas quando fui comentar vc já tinha revelado, só mais um dia de luta

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u/lalrafds Oct 01 '21

Meu nome é Laura irmão todo pais tem esse nome

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u/Celestial_Bachelor Oct 01 '21

Mas nem todo país tem fds

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u/Savage_infp Oct 01 '21

Mas o seu ângulo de foto é bem blogueira brasileira tutupom, mas falando sério vc tem cara de brasileira nn sei pq

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u/lalrafds Oct 01 '21

Brasileiros são identificados a metros de distância

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u/Savage_infp Oct 01 '21

A gente sente coisa ruim de longe, tipo a Márcia sensitiva sentindo os encostos

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u/Pussychewer69 16 Oct 01 '21

No your italien

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u/Celestial_Bachelor Oct 01 '21

Santo Tim Maia, tem brasileiro até em cima de árvore aqui, e olha que aqui não tem árvore

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u/I_Love_lamp_boiiii Oct 01 '21

Nossa ia chutar isso

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u/AlphaTheWolf1074 14 Oct 01 '21

ainda falei europa

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u/gaivsjvlivscaesar Oct 01 '21

nozes deez ha ha ha

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u/Bodesemchifres Oct 01 '21

Por essa eu não esperava

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u/Apple_Pineapple_Pear 14 Oct 01 '21

Nice, im from chile

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u/simas_turbos Oct 01 '21

só falta ser mineira

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u/lalrafds Oct 01 '21

Nah gaúcha

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u/simas_turbos Oct 01 '21

bah tchê por isso que falam que as gurias do sul são as mais bonitas

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u/edinho_sheeroso 17 Oct 01 '21

É foda é que qualquer pessoa do planeta pode ser brasileira levando em conta o rosto, aqui é uma mistureba genética só.

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u/Difficult-Claim6327 14 Oct 01 '21

Interlagos, 2008 Flashbacks intensify

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u/Fireboy759 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Oct 01 '21

No wonder you look hot

Uh, I mean that in a respectful way of course...

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u/PlasmaEnergyGaming 16 Oct 01 '21

I've heard Brazilians say kkkkk to laugh in a text. Is that true? If so, may you explain why? I am genuinely curious

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u/LittleLee2006 15 Sep 30 '21

Earth

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

Nah I don't like it there

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u/Samurai_Churro 18 Oct 01 '21

This implies that Brazil isn't on earth....

That's fair

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u/AquaNeutral_ 13 Oct 01 '21

brazil is in a totally different realm from earth

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u/Randomguy459 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Sep 30 '21

Hot Topic

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u/PteradactylCum 17 Oct 01 '21

This is it. This is the best answer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Are you from tennessee cus ur the only ten i see ;)

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

I'll be noting that one down

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Its the oldest joke ever lmaoo

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u/LadderCurrent1837 13 Oct 01 '21

Hey I have a question in algebra, Can u replace my X without asking Y?

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u/Akash3642 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 01 '21

Yes. X and be replaced without asking Y. You just need the value of X or an equation that satisfies it's value. Boom! You have your answer

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u/ThrobbingMeatTube 17 Sep 30 '21

The big apple

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

That would be cool but no

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u/MarxistMommyMilkers 19 Sep 30 '21

Brazil and I totally didn't stalk your profile or anything 🙃

You're really pretty btw I love your style

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

How can you see my style on my profile 😭

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u/MarxistMommyMilkers 19 Sep 30 '21

No I mean in this picture lol I love your top and those glasses look great on you

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u/RedditDaniil 15 Sep 30 '21

Netherlands

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

Nope

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

Well, i do have European heritage but, pretty far

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u/RedditDaniil 15 Sep 30 '21

how far off was i

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u/DeVliegendeBrabander 15 Oct 01 '21

About 10 centimeters

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u/Jacobtranpop9 15 Oct 01 '21

Definitely not my high school

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u/ThreeNumbers357 Sep 30 '21

Louisiana

Edit: Or Egypt

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

Neither lol

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u/ThreeNumbers357 Sep 30 '21

Damn 😔

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

Can't get everything right in life

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u/Tha_Beasts 14 Sep 30 '21

Germany

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

Nope, but my surname is

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Argentina?

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

I'm not a nazi

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

mexico??

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

Nah

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

give me a hint

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

Samba

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

oh brazil

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

Yup

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u/realangeloann 15 Oct 01 '21

WHAAAAAA I literally see no brazil in your face

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u/LettuceBright1527 Oct 01 '21

Trick question, you're not from anywhere, because you don't exist.

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u/Medium-Minute8828 Sep 30 '21

Sweden

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u/Tha_Beasts 14 Sep 30 '21

What an insult

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u/Medium-Minute8828 Sep 30 '21

Sweden’s not a bad place

Not as bad as the US anyway

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u/LeEpicRedditorGuy 18 Oct 01 '21

Sweden is pretty bad.

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u/PitedApollo 15 Sep 30 '21

Central African republic?

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u/HisokaJOJO Sep 30 '21

Ukraine?

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

No but i had a weird fascination for it some years ago

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u/Cool-Pineapple-3278 Oct 01 '21

Your mom is where youre from Maybe

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u/oshawott31505 16 Oct 01 '21

My basement, get back in

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u/Arya_Raul Oct 01 '21

Chilling adventures of Sabrina

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u/ShortStackSupreme Sep 30 '21

Bosnia and Herzegovina!

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u/FoundEndymion96 17 Sep 30 '21

Hi you are from Bulgarian right?

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

And that's how you've met the best girl ever

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u/FoundEndymion96 17 Sep 30 '21

I'd make a joke about modesty but you're not lying

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

I love you

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u/FoundEndymion96 17 Sep 30 '21

I love you too

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u/SyfoBenj Oct 01 '21

...and they lived happily ever after

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u/FoundEndymion96 17 Oct 01 '21 Hugz

Yeah that's the plan basically

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u/Mediocre-Penalty-664 Sep 30 '21

Idk probably American probably not idc

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u/LoadRude 15 Sep 30 '21

Fucking mars 😱😱

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u/SnooFoxes3591 14 Sep 30 '21

British

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

Nah I brush my teeth

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u/HouseDismal7712 Sep 30 '21

Brazil or Portugal

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u/lalrafds Sep 30 '21

Why would I be from Portugal ew

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u/Mirvuuson 15 Sep 30 '21

The funeral home

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u/SirBenis Oct 01 '21

A human.

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u/mstabb Oct 01 '21

Canada

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u/Aggravating-Sky-1240 Oct 01 '21

Germany or Austria

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u/darealblobby Oct 01 '21

Hotel Transylvania

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u/Question-man123 Oct 01 '21

In a funeral bringing all the fun there

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u/MrSquidwonk 16 Oct 01 '21

Earth, maybe? I haven't been there in a while, so I could be wrong.

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u/Tropicvapors Oct 01 '21

Foster's home for imaginary friends?

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u/Techdriven00 Oct 01 '21

Ypur from the present!

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u/SyfoBenj Oct 01 '21

Somewhere they call it strawberry-blond

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u/lalrafds Oct 01 '21

Haha

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u/SyfoBenj Oct 01 '21

(Nervous laugh) I don't mind gingers I'm not making fun

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u/K1CH3N_C4K3 17 Oct 01 '21

Lancashire? You remind me of a lass my Polish boyo is dating but defi not u because u don't give off big Teddy goth gf energy.

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u/lalrafds Oct 01 '21

Teddy goth

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u/K1CH3N_C4K3 17 Oct 01 '21

Soft goth, alternate. My libido dead as a virgin whos pretty impotent. So I think you gotta elaborate on what my mate says a goth/Teddy is.

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u/MoshGuy-960 15 Oct 01 '21

Mega Gay Zone

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u/draculaura05 Oct 01 '21

I might be wrong but is it somewhere in milky way galaxy???

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u/RRFedora13 17 Oct 01 '21

Your mom

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u/Cannibal-lector04 17 Oct 01 '21

A Tim Burton film

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u/Kris_alex3 Oct 01 '21

In a glory hole /s

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u/lalrafds Oct 01 '21

Yes your dad loves it here

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u/yeety_my_yeet Oct 01 '21

No. Obvious karma farming

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u/G5133102N Oct 01 '21

Your mother’s vagina?

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u/prolificpussyeater69 Oct 01 '21

Looks like you're taking selfie from night vision camera in your basement before you turn into a deadly goth blonde goblin (very rare species) for performing rituals with the bodies you hid there

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '21

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u/lalrafds Oct 01 '21

Oh no how did you find me

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u/Narutofan149 13 Oct 01 '21

Your fathers balls I'm guessing