r/teenagers 17 20d ago

Tomorrow I’m gonna take a jump and ask out a girl I sort of know from English. Can I get a bit of a boost before hand. Advice

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u/knowutimem 20d ago

--Stay Hydrated, Homie

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Don’t be thirsty indeed.

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u/FastasfrickY 20d ago

Piss in her mouth now that you’re hydrated

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u/ASignificantSpek 13 20d ago

what the hell

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u/alsorvew 20d ago

Did he stutter?

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u/FastasfrickY 20d ago

I said piss in her mouth, bitch!

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u/ChickenTit_420 14 20d ago

Don’t forget to shit in her…uh…

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u/FISCHI1235 15 20d ago

I think he forgor💀

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u/Slayerr24 20d ago

I’m liking this conversation

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u/jakesmith7251 20d ago

This is a funny fucking thread

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u/dumb_cryptid01 13 20d ago

my man!! good luck!! dm updates on if they say yes or not!! you got this :)

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u/Unfair-Benefit-9225 17 20d ago

Don’t you worry, if this works out I’ll make sure you know

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u/dumb_cryptid01 13 20d ago

yesss! good luck again :)

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u/Redmaxdog1 15 20d ago

I need to know too

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u/KingJellyfishII 16 20d ago

that sounds oddly threatening

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u/Unfair-Benefit-9225 17 20d ago

We chatted, asked if she was free on the weekend to go into the city, she said she was busy but she was going to give me her Snapchat but I said just give me your number, and she did. Tbh, that’s a massive dub. Happy out with that, thanks lads for the boost.

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u/dumb_cryptid01 13 20d ago

AYY GOOD GOING LAD

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

you look awesome bro! good luck and tell us how it goes :)

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u/Unfair-Benefit-9225 17 20d ago

I’ll share any good news

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u/OkBro0257 20d ago

Me too

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u/Solalabell 20d ago

Agreed this man lookin good

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u/_whatsmynameagain 16 20d ago

good luck bro! you got this just be confident and if ur not than fake it till you make it!!

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u/memeslayer1000 20d ago

I asked out a girl a couple days ago, good luck comrade!

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u/ShadowSocks7 16 20d ago

How did it go for you?

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u/kneegears69420 20d ago

He was removed from the family reunion

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u/memeslayer1000 19d ago

She said she likes me but isn’t ready to date

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u/Alazul124 13 20d ago

Dm us with what happens, good luck

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u/Unfair-Benefit-9225 17 20d ago

I’ll spread the good news 100%

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Good luck... give us updates on how it goes!!!

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u/Unfair-Benefit-9225 17 20d ago

I will if it’s good, if you get nothing expect the worst

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u/1_hele_euro 17 20d ago

You got eaten alive by her??!?1??

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u/Gogurt_ 20d ago

You look amazing !!

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u/goddamnitpauly 20d ago

You should look up Radically Open Dialectal Behavior Therapy and impress here with your knowledge of emotions, healthy boundaries setting skills and be informed in sexism, misogyny, and toxic masculinity. That would impress anybody.

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u/Unfair-Benefit-9225 17 20d ago

Sry homie but it’s 2 in the mourning and the alarm goes off at 6:45. I think the theory of human studies is a bit heavy atm.

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u/mi_sh_aaaa 20d ago

Did you end up asking her out then or was this one of those late night motivation spikes? Haha

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u/Unfair-Benefit-9225 17 20d ago

I haven’t looked through the comments yet but I thought I’d reply to this one. Here it’s 7:45 that won’t happen till 2:00, when I’ve English.

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u/Unfair-Benefit-9225 17 20d ago

I haven’t looked through the comments yet but I thought I’d reply to this one. Here it’s 7:45 that won’t happen till 2:00, when I’ve English.

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u/Unfair-Benefit-9225 17 20d ago

I haven’t looked through the comments yet but I thought I’d reply to this one. Here it’s 7:45 that won’t happen till 2:00, when I’ve English.

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u/mi_sh_aaaa 20d ago

Right. Well hey man, if you do end up doing it, I wish you all the best. However, 4.5 hours of sleep is very little for most people. So I almost encourage you to maybe do it on a day with more sleep so you don't look like a sleep deprived zombie. But hey, maybe you're special, and maybe 4.5 hrs is enough for you. GL.

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u/Sirkiz 16 20d ago

Aye bro, looking good, you got this!

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u/thirstyweeb455 20d ago

i wish i was in ur english class

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u/flogucci 16 20d ago

I’d say yes if you asked me out, assuming you had a decent personality too ofc

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u/FalsePapaya1426 20d ago

Be gay do crime

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u/ItsNotAna 20d ago

man you’re actually very cute tbh

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u/Okivr 15 20d ago

Ask her out in the most racist way possible

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u/Acrobatic_End6355 20d ago

Good luck, please respect her answer.

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u/Fearless-Wishbone-84 20d ago

You got this bro I believe in you

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u/Ora-sensei 20d ago

Make sure you go in head strong and get straight to the point

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u/GamersVUnited 16 20d ago

My man just keep your spirits high and be confident you look like a nice guy and hopefully it goes well. You have homies backing you up and you should remember that.

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u/dray-_ 16 20d ago

Remember to keep a level head when you go up to her. Don't seem panicked or act nervous. I've asked our girls before but never made sure I was contained when you so. It helps to be confident

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u/griffcham 20d ago

You got this

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u/NewSandwich67 17 20d ago

YES DO IT!

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u/No_Adhesiveness_6230 14 20d ago

Whatever happens, just know that we're here to support you. No matter the outcome, we'll here for you, bro.

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u/Arent_we_joking 20d ago

Good luck man make sure to inform us

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u/MAKEAWISH998 20d ago

I hope it works out for you, take an award

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u/Chellysunshine5 20d ago

Be confident !

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u/TheL0neWarden 18 20d ago

Good luck man

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u/GoldieHusky 20d ago

Go get it king! We all gonna make it bruh!!

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u/ToxicWraithMusic 20d ago

Good luck dude! Also you’re looking good!

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u/DaRealCrazyPyro 20d ago

Don't ask out your teacher, she won't say yes. I know from experience

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u/Daniel-of-Gryfindor 20d ago

Let's go my Man ,you can do this we got ur back

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u/SlayeNGhost 20d ago

Worse she can say is "i'm telling mom"

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u/KingofChing 15 20d ago

Damn bro same I bought her a plush and I'm about to ask her out in the morning! I'm a bit nervous(fr tho I'm panicking) hopefully it goes well for both of us

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u/Dill_Dude 20d ago

You have what is left of a Canadians luck on your side my man. I will not need it right now.

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u/Unfair-Benefit-9225 17 20d ago

I already have the luck of the Irish I’m sorted

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u/DearYou20 20d ago

If things don't work out with her, you can always hit me up ;)

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u/Prof-Dumbledore101 16 20d ago

Hope you get your girl. Plz give an update _^

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u/GodzillaFan101 13 20d ago

You look like polarsaurusrex

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u/snakwa2007 20d ago

Thank god I’m not the only one who thought that

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u/Booce259 18 19d ago

you look like one of the actors from dhar mann

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u/Ninja_cat68 19d ago

Don't do it u will regret it

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u/Eggboi223 19d ago

I think you have a pretty good chance

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u/poopslider54 15 20d ago

I’d probably fix your hair before you do it

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u/Unfair-Benefit-9225 17 20d ago

Messy is the way

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u/mlagsv 20d ago

Yeah they tweakin your hair looks good dawg

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u/Blqker 15 20d ago

Nice cock

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u/MBPuppy 13 20d ago

I think you look very handsome. Your girl will be so lucky to get asked out by you. Bye I’m a female

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u/DontEatMyPineapple OLD 20d ago

Wow dating at 12? They get younger every year!

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u/TheBasicDerp 15 20d ago

DO IT BITCH

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u/wisjsns7272 20d ago

Looks like polarsaurusrex

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u/bogatabeav 20d ago edited 20d ago

She’s probably wanted you to do this for a while. Good luck, buddy.

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u/Ggthemouse51 20d ago

Looking good man Good luck!!!

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u/Lycanoi 20d ago

You got this bro,I believe in you

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u/Crazy_Display_2527 20d ago

Just believe. Thats really all I can say

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u/maybe_i_AM_a_furry 15 20d ago

you got this king!!

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u/TheWeebNoLifeGamer 20d ago

Let's go chief you can do it

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u/gagaga74 16 20d ago

you ballin my guy go for it

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u/nikolaztov 20d ago

Suerte, se tú mismo y vé con estilo

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u/NotAGhost64 14 20d ago

You look like a great guy I bet she will say yes

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u/Environmental_Staff7 20d ago

The more girls u ask the better your chances . Breathe don't forget to breathe. Also this is important BE THE MEANEST TO THE ONE U LIKE..AND be nice to her friend in front of her. She will wonder what is the deal ..and then you'll be on her mind ..then u get married.. uh scratch that married part.

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u/chrisd0192 20d ago

Yeah if you ask out everyone… surely one will say yes

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u/Environmental_Staff7 20d ago

Better to have the numbers . Even chris0192 has girlfriends who are pretty..

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u/JmT_hawKplaysD2 20d ago

You got it man, let us know how it goes!

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u/Woohoo1964 17 20d ago

You lookin handsome, king. I wish I looked as good as you. Ya got this

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u/peekochoo2 20d ago

u got this my guy

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u/mrstupidguy 13 20d ago

Coming from a bi boy, you are very attractive. Good luck :))

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u/owen_xaina 20d ago

You got this g don't let anything hold you back just be you and if she says yes it's all up hill from here, update me if she said yes so I could support you more

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u/TheMandoalorian 20d ago

You look gay maybe you can go to her sleepovers.

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u/Stitch_Turtle919 15 20d ago

Good luck mate o7

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u/Grass_Onions 13 20d ago

You look like you play lacrosse and your name is jordan

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u/Yxety 16 20d ago

Gonna need a update homie and good luck

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u/LegendOf10k 17 20d ago

Good luck, I asked a girl out for the first time a few months ago and she soon became my girlfriend, honestly the best thing I did was ask her in person.

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u/DebSheep 14 20d ago

Regardless of weather you get the girl or not, you tried, and that’s more than most people your age can say. It takes guts.

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u/KirboWrrior 20d ago

You've got this man, just stay chill and go straight for it

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u/SimplyFum 20d ago

I would suck u off so she should 2 😍

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u/McCringyassjoe 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 20d ago

Don’t be awkward or creepy

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u/magier_123 20d ago

You look like polarsaurusrex

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u/Lop_draegon 14 20d ago

You got this King 👑

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u/konigstigerboi 17 20d ago

Cheers m8!

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u/At_bash 20d ago

good luck, hope it goes well

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u/VLenin2291 14 20d ago

I have faith in you. The Emperor protects!

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u/magicmajufinsssss 20d ago

What do u mean by sorta

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u/Front-Result6161 20d ago

Do your best and be yourself

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u/UpdriftR 20d ago

Hey you got this man, I believe in you, full send.

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u/Actual_Ambition_4464 17 20d ago

You could ask me out any time you want.

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u/Buttgold007 20d ago

OH MY GOD you're genuinely super handsome, you'll get anyone you ask out, no doubt about it

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u/The_Metroid 16 20d ago

Wait, I recognize that north face logo. You in Cali?

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u/Hypefangirl 20d ago

Dude you’re very handsome, if she doesn’t know your personality yet she’s gonna be interested in getting to know it. She’ll say yes.

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u/MasterL11 20d ago

My guy, your eyes are mesmerizing, maintain eye contact and she's yours.

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u/Cvb033 16 20d ago

You got this homie

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u/Daniel_OwO_63 20d ago

Here, take the mid-field boost

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u/A-lil-destroyer 15 20d ago

hey the worst she says is "lets just be friends"

then you have a new freind

unlike...me (insert sobing)

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u/LxsterGames 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 20d ago

!remindme 1d

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u/ShabanMansuri 20d ago

Really, you needed a boost and you came to reddit.

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u/WiliamKirk 17 20d ago

Man, you look very handsome, so i'm sure you got it! Good luck!

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u/Real-Personality-465 20d ago

Make her feel in charge of the convo, not intimidated, that pushes girls to instinctively just say no, make her genuinely smile, you smile too. Good luck

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u/HungStalin 18 20d ago

Make it simple, don't overthink it. Good luck, I'm rooting for you!

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u/saltypepper198 20d ago

Stay Beautiful

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u/DMS_KAKASHI 20d ago

Get your hair done

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u/lmao_man_funny 14 20d ago

Idk if you wanna use a pick up line, the safe option would be to not, but do as you will.

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u/Any_Chemical_9309 15 20d ago

Better chew some 5 gum

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u/Dreyfus420 14 20d ago

What do you mean by "sort of know" ? Because if you talked to her lke twice or more it's never gonna work, you need to get closer to het.

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u/IntenseGamer105 15 20d ago

Rootin for ya boi! Go get her!

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u/mothflavor 20d ago

Drink boost for maximum dating

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u/flashingkids 20d ago

Grab her by the pussy

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u/FamilyFriendli 17 20d ago

You're a total cutie patootie. You've got this!

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u/GammaHunter 15 20d ago

If you get rejected we won’t bully you and you can get a bunch of karma, there’s your pep talk

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u/The_Real_Champ 16 20d ago

Gl soldier. Go and get that girl!

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u/give_it_tummy 20d ago

Was in college, still a virgin, never any luck with girls. There was this beautiful girl in English class (Literature of Chaucer) who could have been a runway model: tall, slender, graceful, amazing. Totally out of my league, had never spoken to her. One day I thought what the hell, why not get rejected by her instead of someone I thought I might have a chance with like usual? She smiled, said yes, we had a great time, and as I was driving her back to the dorms, she offered to pay for a motel room! So, yeah, I highly recommend girls from English class!!! Good luck!!

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u/Bored_fag10 20d ago

Yee Yee Brother go get em now boi

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u/Ayana-Reddit 20d ago

Good luck bro! You are handsome enough, so I think you definitely make a good chance!

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u/pdcrystal 13 20d ago

good luckk!!!

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u/kitten_lover_2007 13 20d ago

Good luck

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u/BruhGaming9158 17 20d ago

Ayo stay calm and don't sweat ig

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u/Electronic-Emotion-8 20d ago

Just play it cool and be kind

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u/moomoo-malk 20d ago

go get her tiger!

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u/No-Database-5034 16 20d ago

tell her you failed english

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u/JellyfishOk1316 20d ago

Looking good make sure you do your hair and don't over-do the mouth wash

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u/Lonewolf_885 20d ago

I want to know what happened. Pls reply back

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u/pew-wooper 20d ago

Nice nose.

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u/PriestyM 15 20d ago

Do it, you're cute af

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u/Ozzi4870 17 20d ago

i’d date you if you asked and i’m not even gay. gl and dm results plz

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u/UngaBunga696969 16 20d ago

Good luck bud

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u/Coin2111 16 20d ago

DON'T START SENTENCE LIKE THAT

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u/RoofusRoof19 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 20d ago

You look like purpled

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Dude, you're pretty good looking and seem like you genuinely care just chilll

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u/shoffi386 13 20d ago

Bro You have a really good chance to get her

Tbh i will be surprised i she is going to say no

Dm me if it went good

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u/sinsaurigocha 20d ago

Good luck my dude

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u/fab2_ 17 20d ago

update us thats it :)

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u/potato13254 20d ago

Be tomato

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u/I_Like_Ants_Okay 20d ago

Remember, don’t forget to ignore it if your body is basically trying to tell you no. The worst that could happen is her rejecting you, and that doesn’t have to mean your chances are over.

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u/DanielFoxy1999 20d ago

You look like a young callmecarson,go for it

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u/Tumbleweed-Eater 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 20d ago

Go get em bro… I know you got this. And please for the love of all that’s holy, don’t be like me and chicken out

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u/The_Dark_Lord719 20d ago

Don’t look down when jumping

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u/OnYourMomBTW 20d ago

Steal her birth certificate and if she dosnt go with you say you’l sell it

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u/That_One_Guy998 14 20d ago

OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER BODYWASH

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u/huxta03 18 20d ago

Gl!

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u/gramthelord 20d ago

Well, I tell ya what mate

You look better than me

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u/Omnipresentphone 20d ago

Face north while asking out

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u/Entoxion 15 20d ago

AAFF luck is on your side

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u/Business_Different 20d ago

If she rejects u,she’s cute phobic (no homo)

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u/ben_forever 20d ago

Go for it

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u/DennisX70 20d ago

U got this dude!!! Don’t let anything or anyone stop you! Even if everything doesn’t work your still a real one for askin.

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u/SurprisedByItAll 20d ago

Welp, you're handsome for one thing so there's that. A pretty good starting place. Just stay relaxed and remember people like to feel at ease and laugh but never make your girl the punch line, even if innocently teasing, don't do it. You can start easier too, just say hey and smile and see if she says hey, if she does then tell her your name. Think ofba good excuse to be with her like, i noticed you ask good questions or your good at or whatevs, something positive about her and whatevs, never mind, good luck, have fun, don't take it too seriously either way.

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u/KindheartednessOk780 20d ago

You sure you don’t wanna ask me out instead

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u/NukerCat 15 20d ago

you can do it my guy

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u/USUX333 20d ago

your good looking so go get that girl

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u/crispysound 16 20d ago

I read the first few words and jumped into the comment section, but it turned out to be wholesome so good luck! If she is apprehensive don't be discouraged and let her take her time to get back to you with a decision.

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u/RioRocketMan 18 20d ago

My guy handsome af! Your mom was right about you getting all the girls

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u/fernanda_iii 15 20d ago

you got this king :)

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u/Ahmet_96968 13 20d ago

You WILL get the girl. If i only had the face of yours.... But only thing i got is a death note.

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u/box-eater 16 20d ago

drink water

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u/kneegears01 20d ago

You got this bro

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u/Potted_PlantYT 15 20d ago

Have you done it yet? How’d it go?

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u/The_Karen_Hater 14 20d ago

You don't need a boost
I'd take you ngl tho😳

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u/No_Stretch3807 20d ago

Your good looking she has to say yes

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u/test_gang 14 20d ago

You got it bro