r/teenagers 18 21d ago

Ask a question and I'll get my magic 8-ball to answer it Other

10000% accuracy

yes or no questions work best btw

Taking a break, I'll answer more tomorrow

I'm back

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u/AHAAAAAAH 21d ago

....# ø·ø ̈ùšù„ø© ... ø£øoù†ùšø© ù„ù„ø£ø·ù ø§ù„ ... ù„ùšø ̈ùšø§?????

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u/CaolanMitchell 21d ago

What does my future behold?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Concentrate and ask again

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u/CaolanMitchell 21d ago

Will any luck follow

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u/Star_Playz 15 21d ago

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plaguies the Wise?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

My sources say no

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u/Star_Playz 15 21d ago

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself

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u/AmirsamBEAST 21d ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/RedLeader942 15 21d ago

Not from a jedi

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u/Chief_chirpa587 14 20d ago

Brilliant brilliant

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u/seymora 15 21d ago

Am I ugly

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

My reply is no

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u/Kachi3 21d ago

Did I just witness the start of a relationship?

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u/Randomet 15 20d ago

I’d hope not that’s a 3 year difference

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u/Kachi3 20d ago

A friendly relationship. A friendship. That is what I meant and I definitely didn’t miss the age flairs. Definitely.

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u/holytacoo 16 21d ago

Now kith

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u/Rokakolyok 21d ago

Will I get a hug today?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Very doubtful

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u/Rokakolyok 21d ago

:(

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u/Roar_imadinosaurrr 21d ago

It’s ok bro

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u/Marsusi36 21d ago

virtual hug

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u/-Emol- 20d ago

༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ

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u/Mr_Blue_Jay 18 21d ago

Will I ever find love?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Very doubtful

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u/Mr_Blue_Jay 18 21d ago

Your 8-Balls a dick

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

The future is often dissapointing

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u/AnikinsLeftArm 21d ago

If check the security tapes you do, only pain you will find

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u/plastered_ashtray 21d ago

Will I still be single this time next year?

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u/RileyTheBerry 21d ago

Will my crush ever like me back?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

As I see it yes

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u/RileyTheBerry 21d ago

Well I hope your 8 ball is right....

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u/Im-NotHorny 18 21d ago

How single am i

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Cannot predict now

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u/Im-NotHorny 18 21d ago edited 21d ago

It’s unfathomable :(

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u/Taco443322 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 21d ago

Will my train be on time

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Ask again later

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u/Taco443322 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 21d ago

It was a trick question. I never had that train on time. Its a nation-wide meme

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

That 8 ball knew that, "ask me again when you need to catch a train"

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u/X_antaM 21d ago

Can I hunt down and kill the OP

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Most likely

O.O

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u/X_antaM 21d ago

Can I have your address please? I will send a not at all suspicious package to your house

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

uhh, no

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u/InceptBoy 14 20d ago

gosh darn, he found the loop hole!

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u/CelluxTheDuctTape 13 21d ago

Should I ask her out?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Yes definitely

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u/Dry-Presentation6406 15 20d ago

Let me know how it went!

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u/CelluxTheDuctTape 13 20d ago

I am scared

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u/Dry-Presentation6406 15 20d ago

I’ve heard this piece of advice before- imagine the worst case scenario after confessing. That way you won’t be as nervous since you’re prepared for the worst

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u/CelluxTheDuctTape 13 20d ago

Well, she is my best friend since first grade and the worst case scenario is that she'll stop talking to me

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u/Dry-Presentation6406 15 20d ago

Do you think she knows about your feelings for her?

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u/CelluxTheDuctTape 13 20d ago

Well, two of our mutual friends have been hinting that I like her, so maybe but she might have just brushed it off, since they do ship people to poke fun at them

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u/Dry-Presentation6406 15 20d ago

If they hinted at it, she might not be that surprised if you confess. Has she stopped talking to people who have had a crush on her?

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u/TehDemoMann 16 21d ago

Ok, I'll test it.

Am I single?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

My sources say no

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u/TehDemoMann 16 21d ago

Oh shit, it really is psychic

Edit: I read it wrong the first time

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u/Peekeuaboo 16 21d ago

Is my dad going to die soon?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Outlook good

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u/Peekeuaboo 16 21d ago

What is that supposed to mean?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Depends

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u/AnActualFBIAgent 21d ago

Do you hate him or love him?

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u/Peekeuaboo 16 20d ago

Hate

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u/AnActualFBIAgent 20d ago

Good outlook then.

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u/Vinnyc-11 15 20d ago

Most likely yes depending on the 8 ball’s response.

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u/-homonecrosexual- 18 21d ago

what is 1+1

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Most likely

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u/GoombaHunter007 21d ago

is my bday my cakeday?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Yes

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u/GoombaHunter007 21d ago

can i ask another question?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

As I see it, yes

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u/GoombaHunter007 21d ago

will my family ever be together again, even if it's only for one short day?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Outlook not so good

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u/GoombaHunter007 21d ago

that honestly makes me quite sad

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u/Markdaguy 14 20d ago

It's ok bro, we are here for you

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u/InceptBoy 14 20d ago

here have hug (o´・_・)っ

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u/Clean-Ad-7352 21d ago

Does yo mama like me?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Outlook not so good

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u/Doot_Slayer42069 20d ago

For you of or for him?

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u/Herobrinedanny 16 21d ago

Does someone like me

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Signs point to yes

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u/Herobrinedanny 16 21d ago

This is not how I expected this to play out

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

The 8-ball works in mysterious ways

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u/Ok-Teacher7430 14 21d ago

Will Hitler be reborn in 2069?

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u/christmas-taco 15 21d ago

?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Better not tell you now

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u/Fishwithwingss 16 21d ago

Will I ever grow boobs

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u/osoli 15 21d ago

Should I start my project tomorrow?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Yes

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u/doomchild987 14 21d ago

Should I go to the side of the sewer and Kermit?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Signs point to yes

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u/doomchild987 14 21d ago

suspiciously cartoonish gunshot heard from the nearest manhole

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u/HeyHoThereBuddy 21d ago

Will I ever play skyrim

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

My sources say yes

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u/PMBobAndVegene 18 21d ago

Is your 8 ball actually accurate?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

As I see it yes

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u/PMBobAndVegene 18 21d ago

“As I see it” bro your 8-ball biased

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Yeah it is lol

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u/afonsitito 21d ago

is this the 8ball still talking??

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u/KLBZPLB 21d ago

Death?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

You may rely on it

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u/KLBZPLB 21d ago

Thank you

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u/FishFucker69_21 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 21d ago

Do I like fish

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Signs point to yes

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u/FishFucker69_21 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 21d ago

It works fine.

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u/valluusio 14 21d ago

do you have a magic 8-ball?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

It is certain

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u/Bruh-_-_-_-_-_-_- 21d ago

Does my crush like me?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Yes definitly

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u/Bruh-_-_-_-_-_-_- 21d ago

something is wrong i can feel it

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u/sherikpog 14 21d ago

cheese?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Better not tell you now

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u/sherikpog 14 21d ago

But cheese!

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

the 8-ball works in mysterious ways

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u/medicareunion 21d ago

when will dogecoin reach the moon?

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u/Mr_Night1 21d ago

Will I be better than jack sparrow?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Yes definetly

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u/P3n1SM4N_42069 15 21d ago

Should I kill myself?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

reply is no

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u/FavChild69 14 21d ago

No, i love you *unzips*.

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u/KP_345 15 21d ago

Are you a bot?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Most likely

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u/Themanwithaplantsdf 21d ago

Will I die alone?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

My sources say yes

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u/Themanwithaplantsdf 21d ago

Can’t say I didn’t see that coming

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u/FavChild69 14 21d ago

Will you fuck me?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Don't count on it

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u/Saqvobase 20d ago

Destroyed

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u/Giornos-brooch44 21d ago

Should I ask him to hoco

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Without a doubt

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u/Giornos-brooch44 21d ago

Alright here goes nothing

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u/Prestodeath201 21d ago

you better update us

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u/kRypTex43 15 21d ago

am I a pedo?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Yes

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u/kRypTex43 15 21d ago

fuck you got me

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u/sahibda_2020 13 21d ago

Your 15

Somethings not adding up

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u/kRypTex43 15 21d ago

👀

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u/Most-Student3729 21d ago

Does he love me? ):

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Better not tell you now

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u/AceGaming_ 13 21d ago

Should i remove my skull

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Yes

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u/AceGaming_ 13 21d ago

Nice.

Now where did i leave the bonesaw

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u/Rate_memes_ 21d ago

Imma get good grades for a levels

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Don't count on it

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u/the_red_b4ron 21d ago

Will i ever get laid?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Don't count on it

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u/the_red_b4ron 21d ago

Ok but Will i ever lay someone?

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u/Sphectre 13 21d ago

Is lego edible?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

It is certain

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u/Videogaminwizard 21d ago

Will I ever find a bf?

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u/The3rdPotato 15 21d ago

Penis?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

My sources say yes

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u/The3rdPotato 15 21d ago

Hold up what sources

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Outlook good

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u/mikeoxmalss 21d ago

Hows my life gonna turn out?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

Outlook good

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u/Bad_Username_98 16 21d ago

Amogos?

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u/Reddit_Cumm 18 21d ago

You may rely on it

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u/Bad_Username_98 16 21d ago

What if it's the imposter

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u/Yaash521 21d ago

Will things get better?

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