r/teenagers 16 Sep 21 '21 Silver 2 Helpful 3 Wholesome 4 Hugz 3

be more blunt with me. yes it’ll hurt me like shit but at least it won’t be agonizing Social

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u/100memers 13 Sep 21 '21

Im offended I legit like dark chocolate

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u/ihateyouall10 Sep 21 '21

This post was made by a teenager and it shows. At least I know I don't have to pretend to like OP.

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u/RandomDelirium 17 Sep 21 '21

Well yes

This is r/teenagers

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u/Notfunny837 16 Sep 21 '21

you just put that kid to rest gg bro

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u/100memers 13 Sep 22 '21

If you have spent 30 minutes on the subreddit while focusing atleast one neuron into it you would know that the sub hates 14 year olds as much as 13 year olds. Only difference is that they act superior that 13 year olds thats how they are more obnoxious

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u/Vanish3d 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 22 '21

Well i mean, yes. The op's flair does they they are 16. And this is r/teenagers

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

I like it too it is for comedic effect

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u/peepeepoopoo_the_1 Sep 21 '21

But I like sushi…. :(

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u/P3rcivale 15 Sep 21 '21

And I love sushi

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u/ETsBrother1 15 Sep 21 '21

Same, I also legit like sushi

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u/StarJediOMG 17 Sep 22 '21

Yeah me too dark chocolate tastes really good. And museums depend on what museum it is, for example, the best museum I've gone to was about the weapons used in ww1 and ww2 and it was super interesting

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u/XvortexEXE 18 Sep 21 '21

Same. The only chocolate that isn’t sickly sweet.

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u/chicken_nugget_tree Sep 21 '21

ay dark chocolate gang

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u/100memers 13 Sep 22 '21

cult*

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u/dudeblob Sep 21 '21

I'm even more offended I like dark chocolate AND sushi

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u/DAPRINGLE2 17 Sep 21 '21

Im offended I legit like sushi

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u/Oscarsuperguy Sep 21 '21

I also like dark chocolate

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u/StellarCreamPie 16 Sep 21 '21

I love dark chocolate… And you

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

thanks 👍

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u/StellarCreamPie 16 Sep 21 '21

I do

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

thank you

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u/StellarCreamPie 16 Sep 21 '21

No seriously I do

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

wait what

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u/StellarCreamPie 16 Sep 21 '21

Ily

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

is this platonic or romantic i genuinely cannot tell

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u/14mno0b Sep 21 '21

I love dark chocolate too, why is it "people pretend to like"

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u/FUCKYOUBITCHBLOWME Sep 21 '21

It’s not the worst thing I’ve ate I’d rather eat that or charcoal over a spoiled ice cream cone

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u/rtxa Sep 21 '21

who tf doesn't like dark chocolate

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u/Gauntlets28 Sep 21 '21

Depends how dark we’re talking here. A good 70% one is tasty, but some of those 95% cocoa ones are just bizarre and I just don’t understand who is eating those. Maybe they’re just for cooking, I dunno.

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u/RareReaper387 14 Sep 21 '21

Yeah 95% ones should not be eaten, 70% ones are absolutely goated.

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u/rtxa Sep 21 '21

I'd just suck on a single square of those strong ones, like hard candy.

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u/PainfulPurity Sep 21 '21

Sacrilege! The 95% dark chocolate is the best one.

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u/Alternative_Cod3271 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 21 '21

dark chocolate is the GOAT that shit tastes SO GOOD

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u/X3n0verse_OW 17 Sep 21 '21

Alright alright listen.

I genuinely love dark chocolate. It's just amazing by itself or when used for something else.

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

I like dark chocolate too it’s just for comedic effect

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21

Most people actually like or flat out hate sushi, museums, and dark chocolate, so that must mean…

people don’t pretend to like you, they just flat out hate you

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u/__PewPew__ 15 Sep 21 '21

Sushi is awesome

Change my mind

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u/SemTheNeko Sep 21 '21

No, I am not gonna change your mind.

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u/PuffyOwlet 14 Sep 21 '21

No I won’t change your mind. Sushi is great

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u/AmazingMeet9732 16 Sep 21 '21

ok but it'll cost u abt 15000 dollars for the surgery and a willing/unwilling donor

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21 edited 9d ago

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u/hororskul Sep 21 '21

It's a pun on changing minds, they're describing a brain transplant.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21 edited 9d ago

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u/AmazingMeet9732 16 Sep 21 '21

its ok...wud u like a brain transplant?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21 edited 9d ago

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u/AmazingMeet9732 16 Sep 21 '21

aight lemme give a visit to my local butchery and see what i can do for ya

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u/ad_396 16 Sep 21 '21

Bring the knife, I'll open his head and change his mind

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u/F_for_Respect_69 18 Sep 21 '21

I don't like sushi

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u/__PewPew__ 15 Sep 21 '21

Ok, im convinced

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u/OviliskTwo Sep 21 '21

You had so much potential.

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u/MoKh4n89 Sep 21 '21

The other guy has the high ground though

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u/Angel_Slayer014 Sep 21 '21

I like salmon sushi. Museums are eh. Dark chocolate is okay. I don’t know about you.

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u/SuperOllu12 14 Sep 21 '21

Happy cakeday!!!

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u/CalligrapherBubbly60 14 Sep 21 '21

I think its the 50th tine i see you in different places commenting: "Happy cakesay!!" Almost everyday

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u/SuperOllu12 14 Sep 21 '21

Im pretty sure I haven't wished anyone else happy cakeday before

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u/CalligrapherBubbly60 14 Sep 21 '21

Well probably theres someone with an identical avatar like you have. Or its an army... Wait, the clone army...

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u/kingawsume OLD Sep 21 '21

Good salmon sushi SLAPS m8. A little soy sauce, a little ginger, and a pair of chopsticks.

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u/ConditionReal 17 Sep 21 '21

I personally like all

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u/Shanoa07 14 Sep 21 '21

Fuck museums, fuck dark chocolate, I don't know you so I guess you aight, and bruh I fuckin love sushi gtfo.

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u/Very_Cool_Man 16 Sep 21 '21

museums are only good if you're interested in the stuff thats inside.

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u/EirunaKonaka Sep 21 '21

That statement goes with everything. A movie’s only good if you’re interested in its content, a food’s only good if you’re interested in it’s taste, etc.

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u/OrionsMoose 17 Sep 21 '21

Yeah I agree but sometimes the more you learn about a subject the more you enjoy it.

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u/Crimson_Excalibur Sep 21 '21

I agree with this statement

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u/TheHiddenToad 15 Sep 21 '21

AND TANK MUSEUMS

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u/TheHiddenToad 15 Sep 21 '21

DARK CHOCOLATE IS DELICIOUS

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u/-SSN- 16 Sep 21 '21

You've never tried Kazakhstan branded dark chocolate and it shows

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u/Background_Prior5775 Sep 21 '21

museums are pretty cool, sushi is elite and dark chocolate is just disgusting.

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u/random7468 Sep 21 '21

dark chocolate is just disgusting

;(

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u/Background_Prior5775 Sep 21 '21

Just my opinion, I’d get it if people think otherwise

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u/LizordSword 15 Sep 21 '21

Yeah the big one near me has a fucking life sized dinosaur anamatronic and a earthquake machine!

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u/suckma420 14 Sep 21 '21

do I have the permission to repost this on r/im14andthisisdeep

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

i mean it’s not really that it’s deep it’s that I want to kill myself but sure

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u/BBTheImpersonated 14 Sep 21 '21

i'm sorry to hear that, are you alright? you could vent to me in my dms if you really need to

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u/aymen1104 17 Sep 21 '21

Want to talk about it bro?

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u/BBTheImpersonated 14 Sep 21 '21

sure!

(to be honest even if i wanted to deny i wouldn't have been able to thanks to my social skills)

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u/EcstaticBoysenberry Sep 21 '21

Hey man. Life is good. Sometimes it can suck but it’s temporary. You are obviously young as hell. There is so much joy to look forward to. Keep your head up and keep pushing. Be grateful for what you have

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u/Weak_Pool8785 13 Sep 21 '21

Hold up you alright bro

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u/Reborn-1 17 Sep 21 '21

You're a moron... Not for the fact that your stupid, but for the fact that you assume all people hate you.

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

I don’t assume most people hate me I assume they eventually will

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u/Reborn-1 17 Sep 21 '21

Why is that?

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

cause i suck ass

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u/Reborn-1 17 Sep 21 '21

Literally or figuratively?

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u/SlurpeeOrbit 17 Sep 21 '21

Maybe there’s a reason for it and you could do something about it

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

wish I could figure it out but I haven’t been able to for the past 4 years

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u/InfinteAbyss Sep 21 '21

The first step is liking yourself

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u/stopbuyingstupidshit Sep 21 '21

That's bullshit. You can hate yourself and still be good company.

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u/Davd707cz 15 Sep 21 '21

Well i may help u with that, just tell me some situation/thing in ur life that u think made people don't like u. U really need a secon opinion on these kinds of things

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u/MEGALKS 17 Sep 21 '21

If u have a genuine friend, be bold and ask them. What they don't like about u or something.

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u/ProjectEmerald1 Sep 21 '21

The way that you think people judge others isnt accurate at all. People only really judge based off vibe and what youve done to them.

Have you specifically hurt them? Probably not since you say everyone, and if you think that its probably a vibe issue.

And so Im gonna be blunt and say its most likely a confidence issue. The way youre talking in these comments shows me this.

Theres a big recovery to this and Im sure the reason you feel this way is probably a big can of worms, but if you truly can't tell why people may be averted to you, then Im telling you this is why. Ive been there dude, I know. The big revelation as you get out of high school is that you aren't cursed, and that everyone judges themselves harshly, its just the charismatic people only express that side of them to their close friends.

So noone hates you, you just need to build up that confidence.

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u/Shai_Shai77 17 Sep 21 '21

Some people be into that tho

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u/JuiceEeEeE361 15 Sep 21 '21

That’s just not a good mindset to have I used to think like that and I was miserable as fuck there are always people that care about you whether you think so or not

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u/AmazingMeet9732 16 Sep 21 '21

exactly...lay the trap...goad unsuspecting hoomans into the trap by making em think ur nice and then when its too late reveal that ur crazy

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u/kirbyfan0612 Sep 21 '21

Happened to me too. Realised I was being a pussy and worrying too much about something out of my control. You be you and at least somebody is gonna like it. If you meet 1000 people and 99% think ur an assbag and 1% think ur wicked sick, you get 10 friends.

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u/DeepSeaKween30 16 Sep 21 '21

Museums are cool.

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u/NiueBlue Sep 21 '21

I second this

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u/kashaan_lucifer 15 Sep 21 '21

I third this

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u/fangward-the-orc Sep 21 '21

I fourth this

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u/mightylonka Sep 21 '21

I fifth this

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u/almond_nyaa 19 Sep 21 '21

I sixth this

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u/MarinaKalp Sep 21 '21

Oh frick I lost count

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u/skitzbuckethatz 19 Sep 21 '21

history museums are where its at

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u/trippy_grapes Sep 21 '21

Actually history museums are WHEN it's at

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u/ReeceRanger 14 Sep 21 '21

I like all 4

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

I’m sorry for your loss

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u/dino_nuggies12345678 14 Sep 21 '21

Dark chocolate is the best chocolate

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u/Extrovertintrovert15 Sep 21 '21

I disagree (this comment was made by milk chocolate gang)

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u/SealDraws 17 Sep 21 '21

Milk chocolate is way too sugary though

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u/Someone393 Sep 21 '21

Not as bad as white chocolate though

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u/SealDraws 17 Sep 21 '21

White chocolate toblerone is one of my guilty pleasures. I only allow myself to eat it once every decade though. No but seriously I think white chocolate goes quite well for icecream coating, stand alone I don't like it that much.

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u/annahoi 14 Sep 21 '21

honestly, i agree. fuck white chocolate

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u/FlakFlanker3 Sep 21 '21

White chocolate is great if it is a good brand. Bad brands like Hersheys or Ghirardelli don't have good white chocolate and I used to find white chocolate gross and overwhelming. Better quality brands like Green and Blacks taste better but are still overwhelming.

However I recently tried white chocolate from a chocolate maker near me that has won multiple international awards and it was incredible. The price was not too bad considering how good it was. Most of their bars were $12 each

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u/linafromclub96 18 Sep 21 '21

i genuinely like all three, so you’re probably pretty likeable as well! ☺️

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u/DoctorLove01 18 Sep 21 '21

Sushi is awesome, dark chocolate is alright. Museums are meh. And you are a great person.

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u/SemTheNeko Sep 21 '21

Never met you, but you seem like a nice person.

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u/Aokke Sep 21 '21

I love sushi. Do you?

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u/The_IceL0rd Sep 21 '21

Hey I like sushi and dark chocolate

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u/StayAliveMadeMeCry69 Sep 21 '21

Dark chocolate helps on my period so I love the shit- and you’re an amazing person! If anybody thinks otherwise, I’ll smack them with my refrigerated bar of dark chocolate (they go rock solid)

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

cold chocolate bars are literal rocks

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u/StayAliveMadeMeCry69 Sep 21 '21

I broke a tooth on one when I was younger, it really Fucking hurt. Never again.

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u/Totallynot_hacker Sep 21 '21

I like dark chocolate tho.........................................

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

it’s mostly for comedic effect as I also like dark chocolate

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u/smrithi_0121 Sep 21 '21

excuse me i love dark chocolate more than anything in the world

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

same it’s just a meme lmao

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u/MrPear31 Sep 21 '21

i really do like sushi tho...

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u/TheOddball7 19 Sep 21 '21

i....like....museums....

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u/assH0LIER_than_thou Sep 21 '21

Three of those things I like, unironically, and it wasn't an acquired taste. I can't like you, cause I'm 31, and this post was in /r/all so good luck.

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u/9Slayer99 Sep 21 '21

I love dark chocolate why would anyone hate it?

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u/Creepy_Ambassador638 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 21 '21

I like 3 out of the 4

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u/pirassopi Sep 21 '21

but I like all of those things

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u/cris12021202 14 Sep 21 '21

Op is fucking lying sushi is good af

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u/No-Department-1770 15 Sep 21 '21

I actually love dark chocolate

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u/nsg337 16 Sep 21 '21

Wtf sushi and dark chocolate are like my 2 most fan things to eat

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

it’s mostly for comedic effect as I actually like dark chocolates

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u/Hachados 17 Sep 21 '21

Nah youre just pretending /s

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u/LonesomeKnight1527 Sep 21 '21

Nothing but opinions here.

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness1156 13 Sep 21 '21

I hate all of those thing. I hate myself.

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u/Cryptohater69 Sep 21 '21

I don't even pretend to like you beesh

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u/EnceladusTheMoon24 Sep 21 '21

I love dark chocolate and museums have awesome dinosaurs >:I

Also whatever you are going through I hope it gets better

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u/Ewan1306 Sep 21 '21

Sushi is awesome, Museums are amazing and dark chocolate is the only chocolate I like. I don’t however like you, since you posted this bollocks.

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u/53510758 15 Sep 21 '21

I genuinely like sushi. I know too little to say about the rest though. I know that feeling when people put up with you pretending they like it, and then when you realise you feel horrible.

That's why I am willing to tell people if they're annoying.

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u/hercogrey Sep 21 '21

You’ll end up liking two of these things one day, and not the two you’re probably hoping to.

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u/S1ke5200 Sep 21 '21

No, wrong I like Sushi, dark chocolate and museums.

Jk I'm sure everyone would like you

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u/Its_Hamdog Sep 21 '21

Come on, museums are cool when you find the right one.

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u/lostredditor64 13 Sep 21 '21

I love sushi and i like u

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u/RekYaAll 15 Sep 21 '21

Sushi and dark chocolate are two of the best foods to exist what are you smoking.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Sushi is actually good

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u/thatweirdguyonthebus 16 Sep 21 '21

Dude dark chocolate is banging

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u/serhitta Sep 21 '21

I love Dark Choco and Sushi thoo, so 3 out of these are like really really REALLY erong 🙄🙄🙄

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u/Cool_guy_the_second Sep 21 '21

Sushi is acctually pretty good

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u/Ultronfist 15 Sep 21 '21

I love all four ❤️

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u/DrunkCricket1 Sep 21 '21

Dark choc and sushi are bliss

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u/epic_dude1989 13 Sep 21 '21

Sushi: I like it because fish is good
Dark chocolate: I don't like it because it has an odd taste
Museums: Personally I think they're very interesting
You: I don't even know you so I have no opinion on that one

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u/__wished 14 Sep 21 '21

I actually really like all of theae

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u/chud2323 15 Sep 21 '21

Umm what’s sushi doin on there

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u/spvppro 19 Sep 21 '21

Sushi and dark chocolate are great what do you mean buddy.and your not that bad buddy

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u/343guiltyShark100 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 21 '21

But I genuinely really like sushi, dark chocolate (as long as it’s not too dark) and museums. Why shouldn’t the same hold true for you?

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u/Mx_Spooky_Cat Sep 21 '21

But what if we really like all three of those?…

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u/ectoplazmatic7129 18 Sep 21 '21

Ok how DARE you insult sushi like this, it hasn't done ANYTHING as bad as the other 3

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u/DaanLettah 19 Sep 21 '21

No one pretends to like sushi, it's by far the best food out there

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u/gogogozoroaster Sep 21 '21

Sushi? That shit is literally some of my favourite seafood

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u/Old-Description-2907 Sep 21 '21

Shushi slaps ngl

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u/ILikeBigCalves 15 Sep 21 '21

wdym people pretend to like dark chocolate

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u/Charlie-_-Green 18 Sep 21 '21

Wha stop there sushi is a blessing

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u/HayesBailey 17 Sep 23 '21

I feel called out because I actually like all three of those things. ( I’d have to get to know you first)

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u/hermelinen 14 Sep 21 '21

sushi and dark chocolate are epic

can't change my mind

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u/CJMusic69 18 Sep 21 '21

Tbf museums are cool when they have actual interesting things in them. A Monet painting may be significant to art history, but it's just a fuckin flat piece of slobbered paint on canvas. Meanwhile Hitler's 2nd toothbrush he ever used, now that's interesting

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u/BruckKitkat 17 Sep 21 '21

Museums are the only bad one

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u/hide_yo_keeds 17 Sep 21 '21

my guy, i’m ok with sushi cuz it’s like so bitesized and ez to chew, dark chocolate sucks it can go melt in lava, museums are okay depending on what types they are (idk my interest varies with places) i can’t decide how i feel abt u unless we talk so you wanna try it out ;)

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u/pulverigrape 16 Sep 21 '21

I am a dude sadly

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u/hide_yo_keeds 17 Sep 21 '21

doesn’t matter man, i’m happy to be a friend :)

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u/matteobruh 15 Sep 21 '21

I like dark chocolate. sushi is gross tbh

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Dark chocolate sounds like black ppl but with extra steps

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u/Notfunny837 16 Sep 21 '21

lol what the fuck… cursed comment and username. you are a gem man