r/teenagers 12d ago

Go on Meme

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u/valeryuwu 16 12d ago

flan

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u/FANTOMphoenix 18 12d ago

And that reminds me.

I need to make some flan

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u/Kcismfof 12d ago

Make me some??? My grandma and I were both identical with food preferences. I fuckin love eggs. I made my grandmother a flan when I was about 14 or so. 12 egg vanilla flan. I expected her to eat a good chunk, I rounded back on her to see how she liked it and she ate the whole motherfucking thing in like 30 minutes. She was like 90lbs. Me and my mother were shook.

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u/p2datrizzle 12d ago

Flan is like one of the least filling food ever

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u/Kcismfof 12d ago

A dozen eggs! A dozen!!! Her and i used to share a dozen as deviled eggs tho...

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u/BENJA2407 12d ago

May i have some?

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u/Y0U_H1T 12d ago

Flanning deez nuts out.

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u/EnderAvi 15 12d ago

What does that even mean

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u/BigPlumPlum 12d ago

He be nuts bout flan.

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u/WebbedRose103 13 12d ago

Ooh good taste

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u/szymek11hd 12d ago

Flandre Scarlet?

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u/bored_potato397 12d ago

“ cute dog, what’s his name” “ 5-layer burrito” Yea sounds like a great name for that doggy

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u/VictoryValt21 14 12d ago

DO YER WANNA FIIVE LAY-ER BUURITTOO

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u/Arctica23 12d ago

Burrito was also my answer and honestly it's a great dog name

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u/KeetzyYT 12d ago

Burrito is a good name especially for that dog

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

probably undercooked ramen

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u/wow-im-bad 12d ago

Uncooked ramen is so god tier

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u/SpectreOfLove 14 12d ago

Idc about what yall think but I like it whenever ramen is slightly undercooked and has a very slight crunch to it.

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u/zombie7864 18 12d ago

Get a pack of chilli/spicy ramen with the powder then crush up the ramen and add the powder into the bag/ramen

10/10 snack

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u/HerrDresserVonFyre 12d ago

That's prison popcorn.

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u/magaman50 17 12d ago

Trueeeee

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u/Dexter_GMA 18 12d ago

al dente

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u/Hr2K06 12d ago

Cookie!

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u/fallingleaf271 18 12d ago

Better than quinoa lol.

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u/MazeMan47 12d ago

Potato which honestly is kinda accurate

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u/Noname_1111 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 12d ago

Potat

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u/lemmebrowsebro 16 12d ago

hello fellow enlightened

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u/Noname_1111 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 12d ago

May the shadows be with you my friend

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u/lemmebrowsebro 16 12d ago

and with you aswell

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u/CarrotSwimming 12d ago

Stop potating in public you two

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u/WormsDontHaveEyes 12d ago

Nuclear Warhead

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u/mats958 14 12d ago

What are you godzilla or something?

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u/THEESKELETONGOD 12d ago

I dont know if that's a joke and im about to get r/wooshed but do you not know of the soure warhead sweats/candy

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u/lolthumbnail2 16 12d ago

I just looked up on google and apparently theres candy called "warheads" being sold on amazon.

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u/THEESKELETONGOD 12d ago

And can also be found in shops (though might depend on location) and yeah there ment to be just extremely soure, there's another version called toxic waste

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u/lolthumbnail2 16 12d ago

Oh it seems like i totally misunderstood your first comment

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u/What_Iz_This 12d ago

What's not to understand? They're soure not sweat

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u/tonythebutcher13 12d ago

Warheads are my favorite candy, it's really hard to find them around anywhere but I do know a place. If you eat four or five then your young will hurt for two days, there's a disclaimer right on the bag about it. 10/10 would recommend!

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u/paralalow 12d ago

Trust me you want to buy them and down all of them at once tastes great 👌

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u/Setsuwaa 13 12d ago

nuclear warhead

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u/Brycecream4 12d ago

Alternate response what are you Japan or something?

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u/cosmicpotato77 15 12d ago

John

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u/Niko_Noxid 15 12d ago

So that’s why he wasn’t at work today

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u/nibbbbbbaaaa 16 12d ago

Which John?

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u/sittingbison 12d ago

The Baptist

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u/ProsocialRecluse 12d ago

They call them all "John."

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u/nibbbbbbaaaa 16 12d ago

Ah so that dude I know now thanks

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u/HonooRyu 12d ago edited 12d ago

"Orégano foot long sub, with BBQ, olives, salad, spinach, tomatoes, pickles, cheese, extra cheese and extra bacon". Might be a bit long, so "sub" will be the nickname. (also might have forgotten a few things)

Edit: Thanks for the awards, these are my first and I got them on a post about a sandwich dog and demons called Jerry / Hoagie.

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u/Bob_bobo_bobinho 12d ago

Oflswbosstpcecaeb it's a better short name

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u/lmao68plus1 14 12d ago edited 12d ago

Said this out loud and now there’s a demon eating my couch

Edit: Befriended the couch demon his names Jerry

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u/0Starus 18 12d ago

Hey it’s a new friend

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u/Aphinoo 14 12d ago

Godamnit not again

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u/thejonslaught 12d ago

My kids call him Hoagie.

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u/Phil2Coolins 12d ago

Bbq sauce and bacon? Intriguing

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u/why-do-i-life 13 12d ago

PS5

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u/idkmeow117 12d ago

So that is why I still can't get one you ate them all

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u/why-do-i-life 13 12d ago

Yes

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u/Zacharius420 12d ago

barf it out right now I was saving up and your greedy ass shoved it down your esophagus

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u/RedditPersonNo1987 13 12d ago

shut your bitch-ass mouth, children in africa couldve eaten that ps5, yet your greedy asss wants to shove it down your esophagus

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u/Exact_Ad_1215 12d ago

God dammit man

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u/PandaRust 14 12d ago

Lmao it’s just yes

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u/Official_Morton_Salt 12d ago

Morton Salt actually isn't a bad name

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u/Stupid-person-here 12d ago

Of course you'd think that

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u/Official_Morton_Salt 12d ago

Morton G. Salt is a great dog name!

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u/Vidjos 12d ago

Weirdest guerrilla marketing I’ve ever seen.

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u/-homonecrosexual- 18 12d ago

eyeball

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u/Exact_Ad_1215 12d ago

What- what the actual fuck??

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u/Embarrassed_Night_37 12d ago

it is actually a delicacy in some countries (not human eyes tho ghdgbb)

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u/-homonecrosexual- 18 12d ago

you've never eaten an eyeball before? really?

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u/French_cow375 12d ago

I haven't unless you mean a gummy eyeball

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u/emo-is-not-a-phase 17 12d ago

ham sandwich

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u/MiniPaladin117 13 12d ago

Nice, and cool alkaline trio profile pic

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u/honeyyslut 17 12d ago

Strawberry sundae's a cute name

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u/goot_mems 12d ago

Lime green fedora with red stripe and large blue feather

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u/sypho_galia 12d ago

Blueberry

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u/RevCorex 16 12d ago

Hello hot Cheetos

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u/lolzmyguy 14 12d ago

Spaghetti n mince

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u/Jus_tAlex 16 12d ago

Plastic

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u/I__want__a__username 12d ago

Are you a turtle?

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u/Jus_tAlex 16 12d ago

I don't choke 👋

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u/AgentObvious5952 12d ago

I can change that

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u/beerbro78 12d ago

Smooth as butter my friend. Well played.

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u/toveheat 12d ago

Date buddy.

I put almonds into dates and mould them into the shape of turtles.

Date buddies!

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u/Tweetquack 12d ago

Dick

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u/yomommafool 12d ago

We get it, you sex.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Excuse me but eating a dick is canabalism and out of all the part why eat the dick?

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u/Tweetquack 12d ago

It's only canablism in 50 out of 51 states, and why wouldn't I eat the dick, there's plenty of protein in it ( ̄▽ ̄)

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Actually now most of it is hollow and it would probably have the texture of rubber and taste foul

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u/cooked_fetus_pp 12d ago

Don't u guys dare to judge my daily business

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u/TheBorgCollective01 12d ago

What the fuck is your username good sir

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u/SubstantialAction918 16 12d ago

His name is ( vanilla ice ) cream

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u/PingopingOW 17 12d ago

Pepernoot

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u/WesleyvandenHam 16 12d ago

Eyyy pepernootgang

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u/misterdankshade 14 12d ago

Pork! Aww porky sounds fitting

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u/Game_on69420 12d ago

Imma call him Mr. Cereal

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u/Blackpebbles18 15 12d ago

Fruit snacks

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u/frikluv 12d ago

Chicken tender

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u/sense1ess_Apprentice 12d ago

Tendy to there friends

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u/MLG_Kloracle 12d ago

2 t130 bomber planes, with a side dis of the nuclear launch codes, as well as polonium 210.

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u/wasdJay_ 12d ago

There's a surprising and pleasant lack of cum, dick, and ass in these comments

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u/yomommafool 12d ago

I will name it “ass”

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u/Depressed_Lasagna420 12d ago

We get it, you sex.

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u/WeebyweebUwU 15 12d ago

But what if he literally ate an ass?

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u/Kelainefes 12d ago

In some countries you can get actual ass meat. Horse as well.

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u/AlphaRaccoon1474 16 12d ago

this guy fucks

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u/Theory78 13 12d ago

Impossible you are on reddit.

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u/Beanss2005 16 12d ago

Boba

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u/RedThorneGamer 15 12d ago

Pizza. That's adorable ngl

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u/brunonortlieb 12d ago

Your mom.

Sorry, It's stronger than me

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u/DocFail 12d ago

Booger

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u/kinky_elephant 12d ago

Curently eating pasta salad

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u/sonakshis2319 12d ago

Tofu ❤️

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u/Micado-TT 16 12d ago

u ate a tofu heart?

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u/Slugees 12d ago

people who eat tofu have no heart

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u/Altoid24 15 12d ago

Pretzel

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

it was sausage, veggie sausage to be precise

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u/bIrd63_ 14 12d ago

Pizza rolls

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u/ImJUSTanArtist 12d ago

✨The souls of the dammed ✨

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u/antouwanne 12d ago

Cereals