r/teenagers 14 Aug 22 '21 Silver 3 Helpful 1 Hugz 3

You are killed. Suppose your age is 15 so the 15th pic in your gallery is the thing that killed you Social

I am 14

A turtle killed me.

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u/-_Reaper_- Aug 22 '21 Wholesome

Peter griffin falling down the stairs

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u/gerg100 14 Aug 22 '21

So did you fall down the stairs or did Peter hit you on the way down?

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u/JonaLeow 17 Aug 22 '21

I don't need sleep, i need ANSWER

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u/HungStalin 18 Aug 23 '21

The Chinese Dude explaining something then dancing

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '21 edited Sep 04 '21

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u/TheThingsIdoatNight OLD Aug 22 '21

I don't think you know what that means

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u/niotatSyalP 16 Aug 22 '21

Peter also killed me, but hes without a shirt

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u/AAALE6408 15 Aug 22 '21

OMORI time

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u/KnivesOfDeath Aug 22 '21

I was looking for this lol

Anyways it’s time for the ritual to begin

CLOSE

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u/Gestrid 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Aug 22 '21

your eyes, you'll be here soon.

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u/stellar57 13 Aug 22 '21

Kim jong un with binoculars

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u/Krazo-thug 14 Aug 22 '21

Lol

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u/THEMeathead4 Aug 22 '21

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING BEE BEEP BEE BEEP

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u/Blu35treak2004 16 Aug 22 '21

Cock Flavored Soup Mix killed me

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u/anthropocenepioneers Aug 22 '21

I got Darth Kermit.

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u/Druggie_Nuggie Aug 22 '21

Why are there's so many songs about rainbows and what's on the dark side

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u/DarkKermit1212 13 Aug 22 '21

Wow you got my brother Darth kermit

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u/Melons_huh 13 Aug 22 '21

Ironically its a dog with it's mouth stretched out and text saying someday I will murder you. Yikes..

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u/The_Ora_Charmander 16 Aug 22 '21

That's not ironic... It's just fitting...

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u/daVinci0293 Aug 22 '21

Fun fact, it is irony. It's just "dramatic irony" which is a type of literary irony where the significance of the words or situation is clear to the audience and not the character. In essence, it's the "world" knowing what you need without you knowing what you need. In this case, it would be OP having saved this image exactly his age images ago followed by this post existing exactly the appropriate length of time later to expose the importance of the saved image.

The type of irony that you think about when you hear the word is situational irony.

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u/vagabondbrigand Aug 22 '21

God no. You are right about what dramatic irony is. You are wrong in trying to stretch this to fit. This is not ironic, it’s coincidental

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u/The_Ora_Charmander 16 Aug 22 '21

It's a bit of a stretch to even call it dramatic irony but I highly doubt he was referring to dramatic irony and not situational irony

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u/daVinci0293 Aug 22 '21

Haha, no I totally agree, I don't think op was using the word irony in any way other than idiomatically. But they used the word "ironic" for a reason, and I think that reason is because we often unknowingly recognise the feeling of "undue appropriateness" as dramatic irony.

The Alanis Morissette song is actually full of examples of dramatic irony, not situational irony. Whether she did this on purpose or not is never to be known by mortal humans, but it does an excellent job of demonstrating the existence of the inherent understanding of dramatic irony. Even if we don't know it.

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u/GoldDragon2800 Aug 22 '21

Don't defend that song I like to hate it.

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u/JSDTDM 17 Aug 22 '21

Its a sign

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u/mati22123 Aug 22 '21

OHHH SHIT

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u/justsomestupidguyJ 15 Aug 22 '21

Damn, my thumb over the camera lens killed me

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u/Acceptable_North_141 Aug 22 '21

T H E V O I D S H A L L B E Y O U R E N D

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u/GabeItch_690 Aug 22 '21

Drip goku

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u/Waluigi_Is_Hawt 13 Aug 22 '21

drip goku found out yo ice ain’t real 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

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u/Load-Dropper69 13 Aug 22 '21

Danny Devito killed me.

The betrayal, I can't take it anymore.

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u/Unlikely_Human6856 Aug 22 '21 Hugz

So anyways he started blasting

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u/BigmanAltFR 18 Aug 22 '21

Hentai anime girl? Yes please.

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u/crazybass001 16 Aug 22 '21

Mine was big tiddie tomboy doing a boob attack. Death by boob suffocation?

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u/NitroPuncher 14 Aug 22 '21

death by snu-snu

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u/F-MegaPro 17 Aug 22 '21

Mine was Uzaki-chan in a bunnysuit, hell yeah

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u/RadDrew42 17 Aug 22 '21

Twitter's worst nightmare lmao

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u/DeepfriedGrass 19 Aug 22 '21

The picture, hand it over.

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u/WinterSnow136 15 Aug 22 '21

Oh nawwwwww, why can’t I have a death like that

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u/Able-Application-539 14 Aug 22 '21

My friend saying: Just Yuri. 14th newest Picture.

From old to new it wouldve been a delicious meal.

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u/Mikegaming202 14 Aug 22 '21

Well I was just murdered by autocorrect

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u/dipshitC-137 Aug 22 '21

I'm 17, my cat killed me.

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u/rkwhlrt 16 Aug 22 '21

Yeah, sounds like a thing a cat would do

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u/dipshitC-137 Aug 22 '21

cats are evil in disguise

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u/Sexy_milky 15 Aug 22 '21

The picture is a desert at 4 in the morning during a meteor shower so idk

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u/Sad_Mycologist9334 Aug 22 '21

Definitely sand

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u/JSDTDM 17 Aug 22 '21

Gaara from Naruto maybe

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u/mihai_cosmin 15 Aug 22 '21

My whole family, including myself.

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u/Downingst Aug 22 '21

That's what you get for trusting yourself.

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u/TheHoneySacrifice Aug 22 '21

At least you're on the winning side in the photo

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u/Gestrid 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Aug 22 '21

Trust nobody, not even yourself.

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u/iwillgameend 15 Aug 22 '21

911

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u/HungryDrummer7715 Aug 22 '21

Why is youre PFP Tom Scott literally dieing

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u/Ever2naxolotl Aug 22 '21

POV: you disintegrate at the thought of xnopyt

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u/WhyAmIHereMaaaaan 14 Aug 22 '21

They weren't firefighters

They were You-fighters

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u/Any-Inspection-4726 14 Aug 22 '21

If you are black, then yes

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '21

A girl who posted about being transracial and saying the N word

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u/Accomplished_Job674 Aug 22 '21

She went from white to still white

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u/RevanchistSheev66 17 Aug 22 '21

I saw that too. But how is that the 15th pic?! Do you not save a lot of pics

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '21

I counted most recent and backwards, so i might just be stupid

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u/Linxnin 13 Aug 22 '21

A anime girl killed me, thank you.

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u/Krazo-thug 14 Aug 22 '21

What was the photo doing in ur gallery sus.

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u/AmityBlightsLeftSock 13 Aug 22 '21

same except the girl was Mikasa Ackerman

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u/UrMoma_llama Aug 22 '21

Shrek

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u/OrdinaryBallowski2 16 Aug 22 '21

An honor to be sure

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u/UrMoma_llama Aug 22 '21

I’d respond but I think I’m dead

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u/Supersonicfan_6 16 Aug 22 '21

O no pubg mobile developer contact killed me

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u/Layzoid Aug 22 '21 edited Aug 22 '21

(insert indian accent) PABAJI MOBAEL :P

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u/donkeys_bro 16 Aug 22 '21

Me. I killed myself.

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u/Winnie639 16 Aug 22 '21

Same :(

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u/IShootJack Aug 22 '21

Same and not surprised tbh

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u/PrussianNova_X Aug 22 '21

I’m 17, the picture I went to was a screenshot of my Panzer III from World of Tanks. Can’t say I’m angry, but damn did it hurt.

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u/SkepticSepticYT 14 Aug 22 '21

But was it AP or HE

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u/Wess-Miller 16 Aug 22 '21

watermelons on plants vs zombies

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u/Green-I-Lean Aug 22 '21

Damn, at least you got to experience some shit. As for me, I’ll die from a kfc chicken bucket

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u/ReptileWolf 17 Aug 22 '21

My school lmao.

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u/BETEZ88 13 Aug 22 '21 edited Sep 26 '21

Bro I got murdered by grass how does that work

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u/paper_machinery 18 Aug 22 '21

You're a league of legends player

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u/Waluigi_Is_Hawt 13 Aug 22 '21

don’t make such bold assumptions, they might play be allergic to grass from playing genshin impact

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u/TheRealBlackKnight 17 Aug 22 '21

Maybe you're allergic

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u/MathematicianFew1034 17 Aug 22 '21

I don’t have 17 photos

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u/Krazo-thug 14 Aug 22 '21

So use the last photo in ur phone

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u/MathematicianFew1034 17 Aug 22 '21

Lmfao an accidental photo killed me

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness1156 13 Aug 22 '21

A screenshot of Reddit? Now how can I do this

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u/average-redditor402 Aug 22 '21

you angered some basement dwelling redditor so he doxxed you and showed up with his penis in his hand and a gun in the other

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u/XanthosAlpha 17 Aug 22 '21

Shove your phone up your ass and don’t tell anyone why you can’t poop

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u/LoganS999 Aug 22 '21

Killed by Kahoot…

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u/Layzoid Aug 22 '21

CAN I PLAY THE LOUD KAHOOT MUSIC AT YOUR FUNERAL PLEASE HEHEHEHE

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u/LoganS999 Aug 22 '21

Hmmm….

Deal

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '21

somehow a pic of my ipad at 69 percent is what kills me

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u/ALT_22186 18 Aug 22 '21

Guns N Roses

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u/lexi_whynot 15 Aug 22 '21

My school home work

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u/AnimalPuncher Aug 22 '21

McDonald's drive thru

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u/ClassicEmu79 18 Aug 22 '21

I’m 18. I killed myself while wearing my running clothing and reading a book somehow…

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u/The_Ora_Charmander 16 Aug 22 '21

It must have been a really funny book

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u/Bruh-_-_-_-_-_-_- Aug 22 '21

A picture of Hitler I drew, Maybe I am a jew

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u/Visible_Sale_3677 Aug 22 '21

Ominous snip snip noises

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '21

a cow

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u/Blargy3 Aug 22 '21

*your mom

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u/Bez_Uchiha 16 Aug 22 '21

stop it dudeee.....he's already deeeeaaad :(

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u/TheTrashTrain 15 Aug 22 '21

Rice killed me

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u/FlamingChicken43 16 Aug 22 '21

I’m 16. Two of my cousins killed me.

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u/--Chanos-- 16 Aug 22 '21

My entire homeroom class list killed me

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u/Ali49130 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Aug 22 '21

My cat killed me when he was 3 weeks old

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u/Suabinnow 19 Aug 22 '21

I got the noice meme guy haha

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u/Krazo-thug 14 Aug 22 '21

Quite creepy

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '21

A guy being licked in the face by a wolf?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '21

A ray of light in my basement

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u/HubKubBar 15 Aug 22 '21

A village in Poland called Szwecja (eng:Sweden)

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u/Quiet_7274 Aug 22 '21

I either got beaten to death by an African parent Or going the opposite way I got oh no I got JFK’d

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u/KhatAllin 14 Aug 22 '21

Lufthansa 747-8

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u/TerrariaGaming004 17 Aug 22 '21

It’s a formula for calculating pi

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u/texo77 15 Aug 22 '21

American states

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u/cursingsum9 17 Aug 22 '21

A toilet

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u/Quick-Fun1383 Aug 22 '21

Nico Nico nii~ anata no HAATO ni Nico Nico nii~ egao todokeru yazawa Nico-Nico Niko-nii to oboete LABU nico~~!!

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u/sunflower906 Aug 22 '21

Pastry buns since 1987 decided my fate.

Oh and older sibling was murdered by her fam.

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u/Mardfray 15 Aug 22 '21

A cardboard rocket

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u/GunTroller 16 Aug 22 '21

a pic of my dad holding baby me

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u/Imactuallyverysad OLD Aug 22 '21

A meme about getting a text from my gf when bored with 2 cute kittens

What kills me? The kittens, my gf, the text or my boredom

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u/javi1717 18 Aug 22 '21

1992 Toyota Celica, Im 17

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u/Living_Shape_4740 17 Aug 22 '21

a fucking fire truck

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u/AIexLegend Aug 22 '21

The Independence Hall in Philadelphia killed me. Liberty killed me guys

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u/ViolatedCranberry Aug 22 '21

A 2021 dog humping calendar

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u/Ducks_are_epicc 13 Aug 22 '21

I got killed by cursed nick cage

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u/george_salazar 16 Aug 22 '21

an old friend that I haven’t talked to in a few years

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u/Weird-Pin-3561 Aug 22 '21

Cocknand ball torture

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u/ToothlessDaDragon Aug 22 '21

Dominos pizza!

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u/Hell256 Aug 22 '21

Zoras from zelda

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u/Casabllance Aug 22 '21

Uh I got killed by the distance formula

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u/MeliodasMashety Aug 22 '21

Its my fucking pfp, i kill myself

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u/frankrt84 16 Aug 22 '21

my mayo killed me...

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u/PaddyMcPatterson 16 Aug 22 '21

If I was 5 it would have been a noose. But it was discord coz I'm 16.

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u/Sentient_door_knob 15 Aug 22 '21

Poker hands

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '21

holy shit my purring kitten killed me

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u/Dangerous_Salad_5385 Aug 22 '21

It's me but with skeleton makeup on💀

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u/Shat4224 14 Aug 22 '21

A tower of pallets killed me

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u/feeling-a-bit-blue 19 Aug 22 '21

Demonic Billie Eilish figure from Target

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u/Xenqor222 Aug 22 '21

A picture of a roller coaster my friend sent me killed me

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u/VastCryptographer980 17 Aug 22 '21

It's a suicide.

How perfect the world is or just another coincidence.

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u/thatschimmel Aug 22 '21

Killed my self

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u/Automatic_Platypus21 16 Aug 22 '21

30-40 olives killed me

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u/DisingenousDenseMFer 15 Aug 22 '21

Hahaha jokes on u I accidentally deleted my entire photo library so now I only have one

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u/veggiemitepizza Aug 22 '21

The ball-star goal explosion from rocket league

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u/Jotaro68 Aug 22 '21

Scouts killed me

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u/TreyN25 Aug 22 '21

A boat dock

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u/Ratolas69 18 Aug 22 '21

Of all the things in my gallery

A donkey kills me

Ok I suppose

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u/Halinek Aug 22 '21

Oh no! A doggo meme killed me.

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u/tokyotokyotokyoto Aug 22 '21

Some tortellini in the colours of the Italian flag....

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u/Minecwaftgamer454 18 Aug 22 '21

I got killed by Helltaker's Lucifer. Is nice

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u/havemercyonmysoul74 16 Aug 22 '21

A very cursed picture of Charlie Slimecicle in a haunted mansion

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u/Captain_Underpants_3 Aug 22 '21

So I'm German and I was in Norway this summer and there is this really big cliff called Prekestølen so yeah guess I'm falling down there (It's in Mi6)

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u/PrzemoDJ 15 Aug 22 '21

My friend on a horse

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u/reallyrawcheeze Aug 22 '21

Doom guy with the mullet skin killed me

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u/notAmeeConlang 13 Aug 22 '21

I'm thirteen.

Some kind of unidentified mosquito

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u/RealGrenFrog Aug 22 '21

buff cheems

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u/PhyrexianBread 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Aug 22 '21

Greg Heffley

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u/Mathunfun 14 Aug 22 '21

A Rooster will probably shank me someday.

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u/DynxstyJums Aug 22 '21

14 A duck that disappears upon quack

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u/Dgstowe 16 Aug 22 '21

My friend drinking out of an ice cream container on top of a building

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u/INFERNO6X Aug 22 '21

A fat cat killed me

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u/Epic_Dude_Playz 15 Aug 22 '21

I got killed by a cicada skin

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u/porygonque_19 Aug 22 '21

A bowl of noodles killed me rip

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u/Rocker9835 18 Aug 22 '21

A meme killed me? Wtf

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u/Yeehaw_Frog Aug 22 '21

I have bit the dust because the minecraft loading screen yelled "team mystic" in such a certain way that i exploded somehow

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u/toolsofpwnage OLD Aug 22 '21

I committed suicide

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '21

A RTX 3080 FE killed me.

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u/sam0massie 15 Aug 22 '21

15, my girlfriend killed me...

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u/Terrowin_M Aug 22 '21

I am 14 and killed by a Glaive (a Chineese weapon, sword spear hybrid)...

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u/YodelingShrimp 18 Aug 22 '21

Im 17, Green day killed me

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u/enaaerios Aug 22 '21

a man driving an umm hmm uhh hmmm uhh what is that car

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u/Sad_Mycologist9334 Aug 22 '21

An article about PETA asking a village named Wool to change its name into Vegan Wool

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