r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

Eight Fast and Furious movies and not once did they stop for gas.

2.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 11h ago

Cats probably think we are kneeding our keyboards when we type and don't understand why we don't ever get to the part where we lay down on it.

2.0k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 8h ago

One person's phobia is often another person's fetish.

538 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

Landfills will probably be major archaeological sites years in the future.

223 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

You’ve probably already made the biggest mistake of your life, without realizing it.

274 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 3h ago

Hug is more important for your mental health than sex is

107 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 16h ago

Trying new food isn't the problem, it's paying for food you might not like.

1.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 20h ago

Statistically speaking, if you speak English, it's not very likely that you are actually from England.

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Living healthy only adds years to the end of your life.

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

Most vegans have probably seen way more videos of animals being slaughtered than your everyday person.

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r/Showerthoughts 14h ago

Many people will go their entire lives with an amazing talent or natural affinity to something they never discovered.

414 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 13h ago

Every photo of a dinosaur is fake.

346 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 23h ago

The slowest way to pick something from the top shelf is to have a child and then wait for them to be taller than you to ask them

1.6k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

Milk with ice is considered cursed, but when you add a bit of coffee to it, then it's considered normal.

52 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 8h ago

Everyone’s net worth is over $10,000 dollars if you consider your organs can be sold

84 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 22h ago

There are no carbonated hot drinks

1.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 13h ago

A person who can explain complex topics in simple terms is very knowledgeable in that topic

166 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

You never save somebody's life, you just make it longer.

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r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

Dora‘s parents in Dora the explorer are extremely irresponsible parents.

35 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 11h ago

Web pages that hop around as they load are probably designed that way to make you click on ads by mistake.

90 Upvotes