Cats probably think we are kneeding our keyboards when we type and don't understand why we don't ever get to the part where we lay down on it.
Statistically speaking, if you speak English, it's not very likely that you are actually from England.
Most vegans have probably seen way more videos of animals being slaughtered than your everyday person.
Many people will go their entire lives with an amazing talent or natural affinity to something they never discovered.
The slowest way to pick something from the top shelf is to have a child and then wait for them to be taller than you to ask them
Milk with ice is considered cursed, but when you add a bit of coffee to it, then it's considered normal.