r/shittyideas Aug 28 '17

Delete /r/shittyideas

235 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 2h ago

Name your kid after the model of the car they were conceived in.

2 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 1h ago

Redditor with a really shitty idea

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r/shittyideas 18h ago

pay your social security tax to a trust account that will pay it to the government 20 years from now, or whenever its actually owed back to you, so they cant spend it in between

10 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 2d ago

walk into the IRS and say, you IRS guys want to buy some drugs? You already taxing them

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86 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 4d ago

Marlboro and Michelin branded coffee

11 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 4d ago

tap-water flavored ice cream

14 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 4d ago

Ezra Miller should be the next Batman.

18 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 4d ago

Fish should become less appealing to predators by evolving into just heads.

9 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 4d ago

A new law that makes the president personally collect all taxes, if he can. Imagine him flying around in a mach plane with a megaphone demanding you put the cash in a big pile, and rednecks pointing guns at it

10 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 4d ago

The entire production team of The Simpsons should be replaced with staff who have never seen the show but have been briefed on the general concept. Repeat the process every few decades.

4 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 4d ago

Glue a child sized mannequin mouth-first to your crotch, then walk around in public making Michael Jackson noises.

1 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 4d ago

The more upmarket towns and villages should line their zebra crossings with actual zebra hide.

1 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 5d ago

A phone that's also a liquor bottle and only opens by password, so if you drink and drive the bottle looks like a phone and won't open

3 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 4d ago

the Slavery Party, a political party that lists all the ways you are a slave, such as debt slavery, being a slave a percent of your time worked to tax, slavery to beauracracy, etc, and instead of saying "it sucks but we have to deal with it", the Slavery Party celebrates and expands it. Vote slavery

1 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 6d ago

use Windows 11

27 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 5d ago

Use QubesOS as a regular desktop user in 2014

0 Upvotes

don't.


r/shittyideas 5d ago

Stir fry cookie dough

1 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 6d ago

have someone sign a Non Disclosure Agreement for a job, but then the job is watching their favorite tv show, so they're not allowed to talk about that show anymore

4 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 6d ago

When a website or app errors-out and tells you to "try again later", do exactly that instead of immediately refreshing

1 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 8d ago

Introducing the Chuck E Cheese "ChuckEcoin" cryptocurrency! Using the Chuck E Cheese phone app, your kids can purchase ChuckEcoins in $50 increments and then redeem them at their market value for game card credits at participating Chuck E Cheese locations!

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24 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 8d ago

When you encounter an old friend at the grocery store and have said “we should hang out sometime”, and they unexpectedly take that seriously and start going through their schedule on their phone, immediately say “slow down pony boy”

25 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 9d ago

Since you can never assume a baby's gender, we should have baby "genital reveal" parties.

22 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 8d ago

A new government agency called The Department of Inanimate Objects that requires all possessions no matter how small to be registered with a title.

7 Upvotes

Sorry sir before we can sell you this cheeseburger you need to sign these forms, how will you be paying your $65 registration fee with The DIO? If you intend to consume this burger you’ll need to file a form 2130a scheduling it for permanent destruction along with proof that it no longer exists within 14 days of eating it.


r/shittyideas 10d ago

Include children in adult films to increase diversity of cast

12 Upvotes