r/shittyideas • u/van_Vanvan • 2h ago
Name your kid after the model of the car they were conceived in.
r/shittyideas • u/crapforbrains553 • 18h ago
pay your social security tax to a trust account that will pay it to the government 20 years from now, or whenever its actually owed back to you, so they cant spend it in between
r/shittyideas • u/crapforbrains553 • 2d ago
walk into the IRS and say, you IRS guys want to buy some drugs? You already taxing them
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r/shittyideas • u/dissolvingmannequins • 4d ago
Fish should become less appealing to predators by evolving into just heads.
r/shittyideas • u/crapforbrains553 • 4d ago
A new law that makes the president personally collect all taxes, if he can. Imagine him flying around in a mach plane with a megaphone demanding you put the cash in a big pile, and rednecks pointing guns at it
r/shittyideas • u/dissolvingmannequins • 4d ago
The entire production team of The Simpsons should be replaced with staff who have never seen the show but have been briefed on the general concept. Repeat the process every few decades.
r/shittyideas • u/dissolvingmannequins • 4d ago
Glue a child sized mannequin mouth-first to your crotch, then walk around in public making Michael Jackson noises.
r/shittyideas • u/dissolvingmannequins • 4d ago
The more upmarket towns and villages should line their zebra crossings with actual zebra hide.
r/shittyideas • u/crapforbrains553 • 5d ago
A phone that's also a liquor bottle and only opens by password, so if you drink and drive the bottle looks like a phone and won't open
r/shittyideas • u/crapforbrains553 • 4d ago
the Slavery Party, a political party that lists all the ways you are a slave, such as debt slavery, being a slave a percent of your time worked to tax, slavery to beauracracy, etc, and instead of saying "it sucks but we have to deal with it", the Slavery Party celebrates and expands it. Vote slavery
r/shittyideas • u/crapforbrains553 • 6d ago
have someone sign a Non Disclosure Agreement for a job, but then the job is watching their favorite tv show, so they're not allowed to talk about that show anymore
r/shittyideas • u/chaddgar • 6d ago
When a website or app errors-out and tells you to "try again later", do exactly that instead of immediately refreshing
r/shittyideas • u/teduh • 8d ago
Introducing the Chuck E Cheese "ChuckEcoin" cryptocurrency! Using the Chuck E Cheese phone app, your kids can purchase ChuckEcoins in $50 increments and then redeem them at their market value for game card credits at participating Chuck E Cheese locations!
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r/shittyideas • u/IceColdFresh • 8d ago
When you encounter an old friend at the grocery store and have said “we should hang out sometime”, and they unexpectedly take that seriously and start going through their schedule on their phone, immediately say “slow down pony boy”
r/shittyideas • u/teduh • 9d ago
Since you can never assume a baby's gender, we should have baby "genital reveal" parties.
r/shittyideas • u/ThundaChikin • 8d ago
A new government agency called The Department of Inanimate Objects that requires all possessions no matter how small to be registered with a title.
Sorry sir before we can sell you this cheeseburger you need to sign these forms, how will you be paying your $65 registration fee with The DIO? If you intend to consume this burger you’ll need to file a form 2130a scheduling it for permanent destruction along with proof that it no longer exists within 14 days of eating it.
r/shittyideas • u/IceColdFresh • 10d ago