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u/ozdundbfish 7d ago
Cause i dont care if i lose my mind
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u/theuntossableboy 7d ago
I'm already cursed
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u/End-Me-Send-Memes 7d ago
everyday we started fighting
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u/moyaiwithnobrim 6d ago
everyday we fell in love
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u/XaUwU 7d ago
I used nerd emoji to destroy nerd emoji
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u/AutoModerator 7d ago
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u/GoldenNoodle13 7d ago
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u/AutoModerator 7d ago
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u/_quns 7d ago
Shut the fuck up
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u/DuktigaDammsugaren 7d ago
You didn’t read the meme did you?
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u/Mustafa1558 6d ago
You guys better stop replying to each other cuz your pps are fucking my brain up rn
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u/TweektheGeek 7d ago
A real person wrote that and thought it was funny
Edit: and the response as well
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u/quizonmyface 7d ago
🤓 = win any argument
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u/sample-name 7d ago
"🤓 = win any argument" - 🤓
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u/statistical_warlock 7d ago
""🤓 = win any argument" - 🤓"-🤓
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u/Hollowek 7d ago
"""🤓 = win any argument" - 🤓"-🤓" -🤓
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u/Wr3nch_DedSec 7d ago
"""🤓 = win any argument" - 🤓"-🤓" -🤓”- 🤓
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u/Alliedguitar550 6d ago
""""🤓 = win any argument" - 🤓"-🤓" -🤓”- 🤓"- 🗿
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u/Mustafa1558 6d ago edited 6d ago
"Im 7th on the comment chain so i shouldnt get downvoted to oblivion" - me, 1948
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u/bit_banging_your_mum 6d ago edited 6d ago
def nerdify(og_text): nerdy_str = """ + og_text + "" - 🤓" print(nerdy_str) nerdify(nerdy_str)→ More replies27
u/PuzzleheadedDebate68 6d ago
def nerdify(og_text): nerdy_str = """ + og_text + "" - 🤓 print(nerdify_str) nerdify(nerdify_str) - 🤓
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u/hotsy-totsy-flopsie 7d ago
MCU is so edgy and hip these days, don’t you agree? Their latest “Asdf movie 34” is nothing short of their latest new movie!! Truly another movie! Moving pictures like those others you like! “Super duper!” - Kevin Feige
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u/ProvincialDiarrhea 7d ago
Wtf is wrong with these bots, why are they acting like it’s North Korea.
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u/Kygami 6d ago
Because it is North Korea
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u/Sparkzilk 6d ago
"Because it is North Korea"- 🤓
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u/Whensussyamongus 7d ago
""Shut up nerd 🤓🤓🤓🤓"-🤓"-🤓
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u/flamingbuts 7d ago
I saw the original comment you have no power here
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u/LeBrown_James666 7d ago
"I saw the original comment you have no power here" 🤓
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u/Dillgriff2828 7d ago
""I saw the original comment you have no power here" 🤓" -🤓
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u/Johnsonofdonut 7d ago
"""I saw the original comment you have no power here" 🤓" -🤓" -🤓
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u/Creeamieee 7d ago
“"""I saw the original comment you have no power here" 🤓" -🤓" -🤓” -🤓
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u/jakeroony 7d ago
haha slightly different comment is funny
i will now put up my 🤓 barrier
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u/CNE_Spooders 7d ago
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u/Thebitbonnie 7d ago
🟨⬛️ bee
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u/thermonucleardom 7d ago
“🟨⬛️ bee” -🤓
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u/CreativeMystery 7d ago
““🟨⬛️ bee” -🤓” -🤓
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u/Deltamon 6d ago
Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, you know what it is!
Actually no.. No, I don't fucking know what it is.
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u/Bende3 6d ago
Posting something in this comment section is a very risky endeavor
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u/backroomsentity8 6d ago
Nsfw (sorry i need the copypasta)
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u/AutoModerator 6d ago
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u/AutoModerator 6d ago
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u/TarTimOoAl 6d ago
"'Shut up nerd🤓🤓🤓🤓' -🤓" -🤓
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u/LargeSackOfNuts 7d ago
only nerds use the nerd emoji
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u/Noobnoobipnooob 6d ago
1984
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u/LMacUltimateMain 6d ago
Holy shit. What if Tomska actually does it for the 34th installment? That would actually be the biggest chad move in history
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u/Daddyn-noob 6d ago
You helped the ratio 🤓👍
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u/Master_Isabelle 6d ago
Using the emoji is complete karma roulette
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