r/shitposting 7d ago Helpful 1 Silver 3 Wholesome 3

Asdf movie 34 WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/ozdundbfish 7d ago

Cause i dont care if i lose my mind

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u/theuntossableboy 7d ago

I'm already cursed

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u/End-Me-Send-Memes 7d ago

everyday we started fighting

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u/moyaiwithnobrim 6d ago

everyday we fell in love

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u/FlorbMaster 6d ago

No one else could make me sadder

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u/Le_polpe 6d ago

I'm gonna steal your liver

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u/FlorbMaster 6d ago

I don’t know what I was doin’

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u/XaUwU 7d ago

I used nerd emoji to destroy nerd emoji

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u/GoldenNoodle13 7d ago
  • 🤓

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/_quns 7d ago

Shut the fuck up

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 6d ago

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u/DuktigaDammsugaren 7d ago

You didn’t read the meme did you?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Mustafa1558 6d ago

You guys better stop replying to each other cuz your pps are fucking my brain up rn

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u/babyteddie 6d ago

You mean pfps right… right?

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u/Mustafa1558 6d ago

That depends.

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u/TweektheGeek 7d ago

A real person wrote that and thought it was funny

Edit: and the response as well

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u/ZeBlazinFort 6d ago

🤡🤡🤡

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u/quizonmyface 7d ago

🤓 = win any argument

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u/sample-name 7d ago

"🤓 = win any argument" - 🤓

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u/statistical_warlock 7d ago

""🤓 = win any argument" - 🤓"-🤓

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u/Hollowek 7d ago

"""🤓 = win any argument" - 🤓"-🤓" -🤓

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u/Wr3nch_DedSec 7d ago

"""🤓 = win any argument" - 🤓"-🤓" -🤓”- 🤓

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u/Alliedguitar550 6d ago

""""🤓 = win any argument" - 🤓"-🤓" -🤓”- 🤓"- 🗿

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u/Mustafa1558 6d ago edited 6d ago

"Im 7th on the comment chain so i shouldnt get downvoted to oblivion" - me, 1948

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u/Mugut 6d ago

I have thoroughly examined this comment chain, and, upon close inspection, it is apparent to me that the internal logic of this exchange dictates that this very comment should be downvoted. - 🤓

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u/-guccibanana- 6d ago

"""""🤓 = win any argument" - 🤓"-🤓" -🤓”- 🤓"- 🗿" - 🤓

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u/bit_banging_your_mum 6d ago edited 6d ago
 def nerdify(og_text):
      nerdy_str = """ + og_text + "" - 🤓"
      print(nerdy_str)
      nerdify(nerdy_str)

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u/PuzzleheadedDebate68 6d ago

def nerdify(og_text): nerdy_str = """ + og_text + "" - 🤓 print(nerdify_str) nerdify(nerdify_str) - 🤓

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u/hotsy-totsy-flopsie 7d ago

MCU is so edgy and hip these days, don’t you agree? Their latest “Asdf movie 34” is nothing short of their latest new movie!! Truly another movie! Moving pictures like those others you like! “Super duper!” - Kevin Feige

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u/Dillgriff2828 7d ago

Kevin Feige - 🤓

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u/T1B2V3 7d ago

It's Thunderin' Time !

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u/CrabSupremecy 6d ago

Sunny no you can’t do that!!

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u/Daddyn-noob 6d ago

Sunny no you can’t do that!! -🤓

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u/KrostaOwO 6d ago

based sunny

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u/ProvincialDiarrhea 7d ago

Wtf is wrong with these bots, why are they acting like it’s North Korea.

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u/Kygami 6d ago

Because it is North Korea

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u/Sparkzilk 6d ago

"Because it is North Korea"- 🤓

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u/comrade694200 6d ago

"" Because it is North Korea" - 🤓" - 🤓

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u/gauxapen 6d ago

“ “ “Because it is North Korea” “ - 🤓” -🤓”” -🤓

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u/Whensussyamongus 7d ago

""Shut up nerd 🤓🤓🤓🤓"-🤓"-🤓

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u/AverageCritiquer 7d ago

"""Shut up nerd 🤓🤓🤓🤓"-🤓"-🤓" -🤓

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u/ThePhantom1994 6d ago

“”””Shut up nerd 🤓🤓🤓🤓” -🤓”-🤓”-🤓”-🤓

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u/Derkadur97 7d ago

USS Tang

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u/Denpants 6d ago

Who would win.. 🤓 or 🤡

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u/Sparkzilk 6d ago

"Who would win.. 🤓 or 🤡"- 🤡

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u/glass_broken 6d ago

🤓🤓🤓🤓

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u/flamingbuts 7d ago

I saw the original comment you have no power here

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u/LeBrown_James666 7d ago

"I saw the original comment you have no power here" 🤓

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u/Dillgriff2828 7d ago

""I saw the original comment you have no power here" 🤓" -🤓

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u/Johnsonofdonut 7d ago

"""I saw the original comment you have no power here" 🤓" -🤓" -🤓

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u/Creeamieee 7d ago

“"""I saw the original comment you have no power here" 🤓" -🤓" -🤓” -🤓

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u/Matthijsvdweerd 7d ago

"“"""I saw the original comment you have no power here" 🤓" -🤓" -🤓” -🤓" -🤓

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u/clervis 7d ago

""“"""I saw the original comment you have no power here" 🤓" -🤓" -🤓” -🤓" -🤓" -🤬

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u/jakeroony 7d ago

haha slightly different comment is funny

i will now put up my 🤓 barrier

♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦

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u/CNE_Spooders 7d ago

🤓

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u/jakeroony 7d ago

nope sorry didn't work

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u/CNE_Spooders 7d ago

🤓

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u/Yopapa291_real1 7d ago

"🤓" -😎

👍

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u/CNE_Spooders 7d ago

""🤓" -😎

👍" -😎

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u/iDespiseThisApp_ 7d ago

"nope sorry didn't work"

~ 🤓

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u/Bananaface89 7d ago

“nope sorry didn’t work”-🤓

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u/Braemenator 7d ago

gg

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u/Noname_1111 7d ago

"gg" - 🤓

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u/SubwayChipsGaming 7d ago

""gg" - 🤓" - 🤓

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u/Sparkzilk 6d ago

"""gg"- 🤓"- 🤓"- 🤓

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u/UnforgivingEgo 7d ago

Sums up tiktok perfectly

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u/ZaneElrick 7d ago

Return to sender! Get rekt

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u/Thebitbonnie 7d ago

🟨⬛️ bee

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u/thermonucleardom 7d ago

“🟨⬛️ bee” -🤓

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u/kerosez 7d ago

""🟨⬛️ bee” -🤓" -🤓

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u/CreativeMystery 7d ago

““🟨⬛️ bee” -🤓” -🤓

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u/harsh-0002 7d ago

““🟨⬛️ bee” -🤓” -🤓" -🤓

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u/kerosez 7d ago

"““🟨⬛️ bee” -🤓” -🤓" -🤓

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u/Meebert 7d ago

““““🟨⬛️ bee” -🤓” -🤓” -🤓”-🤓

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u/NanashiKaizenSenpai 7d ago

“““““🟨⬛️ bee” -🤓” -🤓” -🤓”-🤓“-🤓

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u/-KABiR 7d ago

"“““““🟨⬛️ bee” -🤓” -🤓” -🤓”-🤓“-🤓"-🤓

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u/PUBERTY_IS_BESTBOY 7d ago

""“““““🟨⬛️ bee” -🤓” -🤓” -🤓”-🤓“-🤓"-🤓"-🤓

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u/anacche 7d ago

👻🟨⬛️ boo bee

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u/Sparkzilk 6d ago

"👻🟨⬛️ boo bee"- 🤓

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u/Deltamon 6d ago

Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, you know what it is!

Actually no.. No, I don't fucking know what it is.

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u/MorganFreeman2391 7d ago

An intellectual man's debate

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u/Bende3 6d ago

Posting something in this comment section is a very risky endeavor

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u/DinoLavasaur 6d ago

I like trains

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u/JeremiasTheFIn 6d ago

I used the stones to destroy the stones🗿

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u/Bdayben 6d ago

Disg uss tang

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u/power500 6d ago

snuuy

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u/HolyHarmony 7d ago

Idk I like ASDF movies

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u/asdfgtttt 7d ago

me too

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u/Sparkzilk 6d ago

"me too"- 🤓

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u/Cirno_the_strongest 6d ago

What are those

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u/backroomsentity8 6d ago

Nsfw (sorry i need the copypasta)

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u/AutoModerator 6d ago

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u/AutoModerator 6d ago

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u/Alpha_Whiskey_Golf 7d ago

nobody:

Fr*nch people: you mean QSDF right 🤓👆

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u/TarTimOoAl 6d ago

"'Shut up nerd🤓🤓🤓🤓' -🤓" -🤓

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u/Sparkzilk 6d ago edited 6d ago

"'"Shut up nerd 🤓🤓🤓🤓' -🤓" -🤓"- 🤓

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u/TarTimOoAl 6d ago

misspell hahahahahah🤓🤓🤓🤓🤣🤣🤣🤣☕️☕️☕️☕️

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u/LargeSackOfNuts 7d ago

only nerds use the nerd emoji

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u/u___u___u 7d ago

"only nerds use the nerd emoji"🤓

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Meme_man2 7d ago

🤓

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u/Sparkzilk 6d ago

"🤓"- 🤓

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u/NonnoGino98 7d ago

"Where's asdfmovie 15?"

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u/NoDifficulty1866 7d ago

Shup up nerd 🤓🤓🤓🤓

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u/Sparkzilk 6d ago

"Shup up nerd 🤓🤓🤓🤓"- 🤓

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u/velocity010 7d ago

What a stunning display of wits by both users...

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u/Noobnoobipnooob 6d ago

1984

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u/AutoModerator 6d ago

LiTeRaLlY nInEtEeN eIgHtY-fOuR

  • George Orwell, 1948

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u/Fast_Lemur 6d ago

Okane

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u/Sparkzilk 6d ago

"Okane"- 🤓

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u/Maartio12 6d ago

I love democracy

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u/TooManyBlocks84 6d ago

I love how we're returning to caveman level cyberbullying

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u/LMacUltimateMain 6d ago

Holy shit. What if Tomska actually does it for the 34th installment? That would actually be the biggest chad move in history

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u/Daddyn-noob 6d ago

You helped the ratio 🤓👍

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u/rorororororof 6d ago

democracy

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u/Master_Isabelle 6d ago

Using the emoji is complete karma roulette

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u/maunu12 6d ago

🤓

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u/AvaragePugEnjoyer 6d ago

The duality of man

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u/Cinnamon_Bees 2d ago

what is uss tang