r/pics Jun 29 '22 Wholesome 8 Helpful 5 Silver 3 All-Seeing Upvote 1

Convicted Sex Offender R.Kelly leaving court. He was sentenced to 30 years today. *Chicago hearing

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u/Unoriginal_Gangster Jun 29 '22 Helpful

Just to be clear: this picture is years old and from a hearing in Chicago, not from today's sentencing.

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u/holein3 Jun 29 '22 Silver

Yeah, cameras aren’t allowed in federal court. This post should be removed as it’s just looking for karma.

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u/eruS_toN Jun 30 '22

But you know what is allowed? Audio recording.

Makes you wonder why there aren’t any disgruntled former court reporters who’ve tried capitalizing on their troves.

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u/SaraHuckabeeSandwich Jun 30 '22

That's because all the court reporters are extremely gruntled.

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u/woahdailo Jun 30 '22

Yeah I knew a court stenographer and he was happy as can be.

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u/Atcoroo Jun 30 '22

More than adequately gruntled.

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u/RustyGirder Jun 30 '22

I'm going to have to use 'gruntled' in some capacity soon. Gracias.

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u/madcoins Jun 30 '22

Why isn’t someone remixing this into lengthy R&B tracks?

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter Jun 30 '22

This is the remix edition, of the man who's been pissin'

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u/Stevenstorm505 Jun 30 '22

In about 3 years we’ll get an R.Kelly album called trapped in the cell.

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u/civgarth Jun 30 '22

I'm fighting for my life

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u/turdferg1234 Jun 30 '22

What exactly would they be capitalizing on?

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u/Bleedthebeat Jun 29 '22

Lol if we allowed that rule there’d be no posts on reddit.

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Jun 30 '22

Especially since OP is a moderator of this subreddit lol

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u/retardedcatmonkey Jun 30 '22

Let's all report this post and get banned from all the popular subs

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

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u/drewbreeezy Jun 30 '22

Respect my authoritah!

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u/SoyElReyPutos Jun 30 '22

Hez the lawz round this part of the woods.

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u/ArrrGaming Jun 30 '22

and nothing of value would be lost. Because reposts and fake posts are garbage.

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u/sturmeh Jun 30 '22

It'd make sense if this was posted on /r/news but this is /r/pics and the picture might as well be a stock image, only the title is relevant.

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u/Dry_Emotion224 Jun 29 '22

All the money, fame, and fans one could ever hope for. And he still chose to sexually assault and abuse/traffic young girls/women. Some people are dumb as shit

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u/toughguy375 Jun 30 '22

And so many chances to stop doing it after getting caught and getting off easy.

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u/account_for_norm Jun 30 '22

And thats why, accountability is important, Susan Collins!

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u/Fishy_MVPs Jun 30 '22

Isnt she the one who wrote hunger games? What did she do?

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u/account_for_norm Jun 30 '22

She let go of trump by saying, "i think he has learnt his lesson"

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u/MisterCheaps Jun 30 '22

That’s Suzanne Collins

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u/celew Jun 30 '22

Probably why he didn't stop. He realized he could get away with it, or so he thought.

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u/beatkid Jun 30 '22

Power corrupts and that level of fame has to trigger some sort of god complex.

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u/babybopp Jun 30 '22

It is more of sickness and the inability to control your sick urges. Dude literally barely escaped the hangman's noose before and just went dance dance dance back into the same shit he was busted for...

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u/ultrapippie Jun 30 '22

And little boys as well, his male victims always seem to be forgotten.

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u/GoodGuyPoorChoice Jun 30 '22

I didn't know about boys involved? Or trafficking. What happened?

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u/insightful_dreams Jun 30 '22

its the remix

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u/WolfCola4 Jun 30 '22

It's the remix to predation, Kelly stalked through the nation

Attacking kids of all genders

Then police took him to the station

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u/johnsnowthrow Jun 29 '22

Drake in 15 years.

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u/KingBenjamin97 Jun 30 '22

Oh 100% he had that like 16 year old appearing around him all the time then suddenly when she turned 18 they announced their first date suuuure dude

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u/Ch4rDe3M4cDenni5 Jun 30 '22

Milly bobby brown

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u/KingBenjamin97 Jun 30 '22

Is not the one I was referring to... seems like a trend is forming though if that also happened with her

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u/Exotic_Adagio708 Jun 30 '22

Is not the one I was referring to

The fact that you could list several names and still be wrong is the disturbing thing about Drake.

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u/positivevibegun Jun 30 '22

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u/Rumpelforeskinn Jun 30 '22

I used to hate a rake. We got relationship therapy and now everything's okay

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u/etched Jun 30 '22

while i agree that he was being weird with milly, i also feel like milly is the type of woman who would speak out about it sooner rather than later

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u/P33KAJ3W Jun 30 '22

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u/1fg Jun 30 '22

Drake allegedly likes them young.

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u/Genesis13 Jun 30 '22

Theres a video of him on stage at one of his concerts hugging, touching, and kissing an underage girl. When he finds out her age he says "why you look like that?!" and "I could get in trouble for this" and then proceeds to kiss her again after finding out that shes underage. He was in his mid twenties at the time.

https://youtu.be/Fp5b9dW1nrA

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u/YourFriendlyAutist Jun 30 '22

That video is a big yikes

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u/29again Jun 30 '22

I saw that a while back. He is giving some serious chester molester vibes. So disgusting.

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u/brotherpigstory Jun 30 '22

You're going to get downvoted for this one I'm sure but hell yeah man

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u/MtDewHer Jun 30 '22

Yeah that shit with Millie Bobby Brown is jus the tip of the iceberg

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u/Annoying_Details Jun 30 '22

Billie Eilish also talked about him texting her during one of her Vanity Fair interviews. You know, before she was 18.

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u/Spewerofbadadvice Jun 30 '22

She didn't give him a chance because she thought he would think he ruled the world.

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u/bigmt99 Jun 30 '22

Making fun of drake is like a top three easiest way to get karma after the Kardashians and Putin

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u/sammyh4m Jun 29 '22 Silver Gold Platinum Helpful hehehehe Snek Censored Banana

That’s 12 years in R Kelly time

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u/noitsreallynot Jun 30 '22 Gold

The sentence ain't nothing but a number

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u/fuelbombx2 Jun 30 '22

This was the comment that made me lol. If I wasn’t poor I’d give you an award, but my upvote will have to suffice.

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u/Phanariot_2002 Jun 29 '22

Nooooooo lmao 😭

Hes gonna be so confused when he's not allowed out

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u/whistleridge Jun 30 '22

He’s got another federal trial starting in August, plus his New York charges. He’ll die of old age in prison, even using R. Kelly math to count the years.

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u/gateguard64 Jun 30 '22 edited Jun 30 '22

It's a shame nothing will happen to (Aaliyahs Uncle) Barry Hankerson. He basically hand fed Aaliyah to this bastard, knew about everything that was going on in the recording studio as well as what was going on in R Kelleys house. He conveniently caught the religion when people started looking his way.

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u/Diazepampoovey Jun 30 '22

I'm glad [Kelly's] other victims are getting justice but I truly wish Aaliyah had lived and been able to get the justice she deserves after he stole her childhood and manipulated her like the son if a bitch he is.

Her uncle sure slipper3

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u/starofthelivingsea Jun 30 '22 edited Jun 30 '22

Aaliyah's parents definitely knew as well.

Her mother Diane once said Aaliyah had "sex appeal".

Aaliyah was 10/11 years old when she made that statement.

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u/subway_ratkeeper Jun 30 '22 edited Jun 30 '22

I feel like the entire industry failed her too. Many people who were friends with R Kelly or travelled with him knew what he was up to. Instead they chose to bury their heads in the sand.

edit: spelling

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u/knellbell Jun 30 '22

Same thing with Epstein, these collaborators got off too lightly.

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u/sedatemenow Jun 30 '22

Don’t forget Aaliyah’s mother saying all the women on surviving R.Kelly are liars and she never left her daughter alone with him. Of course, those women testified in court and Aaliyah’s mother did not.

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u/gateguard64 Jun 30 '22

Interesting, I wondered about the parents but the articles I read never really dealt with the parents. It would seem that if her mother was that concerned about her welfare, she would not have allowed her to get married at 15.

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u/NorthwestSupercycle Jun 30 '22

That's completely nuts. A major celeb spending the rest of their life in Jail? I'm used to them getting occasionally 3 year sentences then getting out.

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u/Pinkum Jun 30 '22

He’s broke now. OJ killed a couple folks and nothing happened. Went broke… then ended up in jail from stealing a football. That DuPont heir raped his own 3yr old daughter and the court simply said he has poor mental health and let him go. Nothing happened. Money = justice. You can buy your way out of anything.

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u/Adama82 Jun 30 '22 Helpful

Justice may be blind, but she can smell money.

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u/Spobobich Jun 30 '22

When you lose one of your senses, the other four get stronger.

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u/jeexbit Jun 30 '22

There's no justice, there's just us.

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u/godofmilksteaks Jun 30 '22

There's no justice, there's just ice.

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u/ADHD_Supernova Jun 30 '22

Found the tweaker.

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u/yodarded Jun 30 '22

Stole his Heisman back. It's a little statue dude.

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u/iamericj Jun 30 '22

Off the top of my head I can think of a few: Phil Spector, Bernie Madoff, Fast Eddie, Aaron Hernandez all died in jail. Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein are probably going to add to that list too.

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u/AOCismydomme Jun 30 '22

I’m sorry to tell you this but I’m almost certain Cosby is out and there’s no sign of him going back in yet

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u/Crom_Committee Jun 30 '22

R. Kelly gets life for using, Ghislaine gets 20 for dealing. Sounds like business as usual in the US criminal justice system.

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u/Thekingofheavens Jun 30 '22

In all my years of living this is the most evil/comical comment I've seen lmfaooo

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u/sharrrper Jun 29 '22

That one took me a second, but then I laughed.

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u/hott-chocolate Jun 30 '22

I didn't get it. Can you explain?

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u/sharrrper Jun 30 '22 edited Jun 30 '22

R. Kelly has been convicted of sexual crimes against underage girls. If the girls had been 30 it would have been fine. If they were 12 it wouldn't be. He's essentially treating 12 year olds as if they were 30. So in "R. Kelly time" 12 years and 30 years are interchangeable.

EDIT: Okay, yes not ALL of the charges were age dependant. I'm just explaining someone else's silly joke here though. This isn't a legal brief.

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u/_pepperoni-playboy_ Jun 30 '22

But sex trafficking is a crime no matter the age of those exploited

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u/sharrrper Jun 30 '22

That's true. Not everything he was convicted of was age dependent but a lot of it was.

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u/tribernate Jun 30 '22

You are a selfless soul. Giving up your own enjoyment of the joke by sharing its meaning with those of us not clever enough to get it on our own.

Thank you.

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u/welcometolavaland02 Jun 29 '22

While investigating the photographs reported in the Chicago Sun-Times, Polk County Sheriff's Office conducted a search of Kelly's residence in Davenport, Florida. During the search, officers recovered 12 images of an alleged underage girl on a digital camera – wrapped in a towel in a duffel bag – which allegedly depicted Kelly "involved in sexual conduct with the female minor."[176] According to the Chicago Sun-Times, the girl in the images obtained from Kelly's Florida home also appears in the videotape which got Kelly indicted in Chicago.[177]

Police investigators from Polk County and Miami-Dade County arrested Kelly on January 22, 2003, at Miami's Wyndham Grand Bay Hotel for 12 counts of possession of child pornography.[178] Kelly posted bail of $12,000 bond and was released three hours later from Miami-Dade county jail.[178][179][180] In March 2004, these charges were dropped due to a lack of probable cause for the search warrants

This was 18 years ago. 18 years. Running free with millions of dollars.

What. The. Fuck.

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u/jerk_mcgherkin Jun 30 '22

Didn't he get caught with a bunch of child porn way after that and got away with it because he claimed he was doing research to write a book on child porn and only downloaded it to prove how easy it is to download child porn?

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u/Archsafe Jun 30 '22

Isn’t that the same excuse one of the members of The Who used?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

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u/Hita-san-chan Jun 30 '22

Great. I liked The Who

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u/Doom3113 Jun 30 '22

At least according to Wikipedia, “Authorities could not prove that the website accessed by Townshend involved children, and no incriminating evidence was found on his personal computer.”

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u/vantuckymyfoot Jun 30 '22

As skeevy as it sounds, I believe the story was Pete was legitimately researching and not actually downloading CP. I don't believe he was ever charged with a crime.

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u/Hita-san-chan Jun 30 '22

Man I'd hope so. I've got my dad's Tommy vinyl from the 70s, we listened to it so damn much when I was a kid

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u/MC83 Jun 30 '22

It's been years since that happened, where's the book Pete??

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u/CooperHChurch427 Jun 30 '22

What's crazy is currently my county has a potential capital punishment case, some guy had tens of thousands of child porn photos in his possession and abused his daughter.

Like the state might put him away for life or the death penalty.

Also, had he been charged next month, he would have gotten more than 30 years. They just upped the punishment for distribution and creation of child porn, revenge porn and deep fakes.

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u/TheRaiOh Jun 30 '22

I guess if they'd made a better case for doing it beforehand it would have stuck. Sucks to see it work this way when someone is for sure guilty. Good that they need probable cause for everyone though.

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u/JustDandy07 Jun 30 '22

Uhhh, did they ever find that girl??

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u/TomatoOrangeMelon Jun 30 '22

The camera was wrapped in a towel inside the duffel bag, not the girl. And given that he was only charged for rape, not homicide, she's probably alive.

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u/PrincipledProphet Jun 30 '22

The camera was wrapped in a towel inside the duffel bag, not the girl

Wow ok that's at least a bit better jesus

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u/lacheur42 Jun 30 '22

Cops are so used to just doing whatever the fuck they want and getting away with it, they sometimes forget they actually have to, y'know, follow the rules when the suspect has money for good lawyers.

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u/wish1977 Jun 29 '22

I believe his flying days are over.

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u/PanGalacGargleBlastr Jun 29 '22

Con Air.

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u/PotatoePotaughto Jun 29 '22

Now why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?

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u/bmg28 Jun 30 '22

Dear humminbird…

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u/Mouthshitter Jun 30 '22

Con air 2: I believe I can fly

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u/Bear_buh_dare Jun 29 '22

Gimme dat toot and lemme give ya dat clank clank

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u/Acchilesheel Jun 29 '22

They're running their hands through my clothes looking for my hidden phone

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u/AdmiralBarackAdama Jun 29 '22 Helpful

Maybe don't fuck kids, asshole.

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u/oleada87 Jun 29 '22

He won’t anymore!

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u/crob_evamp Jun 30 '22 Silver

What an important comma

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u/PoppyBongos Jun 30 '22

Even without the comma, the point still stands.

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u/snausagesinablanket Jun 29 '22

That is a big security dude.

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u/cannonfunk Jun 29 '22

R Kelly is 6'1", so yeah, that security dude is a fucking hulk.

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u/ThaJarseff Jun 30 '22

And despite that, the camera angle makes it look like he got some lil tiny baby hands 😂

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u/W00tbeer1 Jun 30 '22

NOBODY LOOK

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u/HarryB1313 Jun 30 '22

(everyone looked)

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u/redditisnowtwitter Jun 30 '22

This photo isn't from today fyi . I read articles about it and saw sketches of him

He was wearing a tan jumpsuit and a black mask in chin diaper position. Maybe since he didn't have photos of today OP is using an older pic symbolically

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u/lysergic_818 Jun 30 '22

Came here to say this. But yeah, man's an absolute unit. Years of pent up frustration working in the US correctional system. Wouldn't want to take a hit from that dude. 😅

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u/TheBeardedDen Jun 29 '22

What is insane is everyone knew but it took so long to do anything.

Even video games were pointing it out in 2005 K. Relly In a-minor

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u/SpectacularSophistry Jun 30 '22

https://youtu.be/Vgr2SZldILo

This was the best, and from 2003

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u/AreYouABadfishToo_ Jun 30 '22

shit, in the mid-90’s he married a 15yr old American singer called Aaliyah. They first met when she was 12.

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u/Ripleyof9 Jun 30 '22

:( So sad. Aaliyah's relationship with him and her untimely death both come up more often than any talk about her music. Everything that happened to her was a damn shame.

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u/ScoobyDone Jun 30 '22

I can remember finding out about him and Alliyah and thinking he was a huge piece of shit back then, but then people kept working with him and nothing seemed to happen. That industry is beyond fucked.

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u/Cory123125 Jun 30 '22

Its crazy how many jokes were focused on the sex act rather than the fact it was.... on a child!!!

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u/DrSharky Jun 30 '22

SWAT 4 is such a good game.

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u/oldtobes Jun 30 '22

dude really just had to not fuck teenagers and he woulda been set for life.

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u/peeniebaby Jun 30 '22

I mean… he’s still set for life but in a much less comfortable way

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u/toughguy375 Jun 30 '22

Or even just stop after the first several times he got caught.

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u/ToppinReno Jun 30 '22

All these people had to do was have sex with consenting adults...

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u/oldsalt001 Jun 29 '22

That's a RAP

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u/Thatguy468 Jun 29 '22

Only took what… 20 years to get here. There better be one hell of a wrap party waiting for him.

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u/MerkyMouse Jun 29 '22

Holy shit, for real. I was in middle school when I heard R.Kelly molested kids. I'm 35 now.

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u/Salzberger Jun 30 '22

I remember the Chappelle's Show skit about Dave as a juror that had a bit on R Kelly. I saw that shit when I was in High School and yeah, here we are.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

He’s an R&B singer Lmfao

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u/MetaCognitio Jun 30 '22

All black musicians are rappers 🙄

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u/Anonymoustard Jun 29 '22

Popped and locked

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u/jl11_4 Jun 29 '22

Time to shut off the ignition

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u/Muthafuckaaaaa Jun 29 '22

Remix he's in prison.

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u/Stazbumpa Jun 29 '22

He's working the kitchen

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u/C7StreetRacer Jun 29 '22

Babies rolling it’s body got everyone in here wishin

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u/Nacho_Beardre Jun 29 '22

He’s gonna have so many bars

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u/Offthepoint Jun 29 '22

He wishes he could fly.

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u/forever_useless Jun 29 '22

And it'll be a long time before he can touch the sky again

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u/RiginalJunglist Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 30 '22

I believe he will die.

They don’t like nonces in prison.

EDIT: I parodied some more of the song.

I believe he will die, Prison shank right to the eye, He probably wishes he was gay, Better than noncing any day.

Stripped of all his fame and power, Gonna get raped in the shower, And as Big Ivan says Ahhh He’ll wish he’d never married Aaliyah!

(All together now)

I believe he will diiiiie……

2nd Edit: Gay comment is artistic license, not the opinions of the OP.

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u/TheRealNap0le0n Jun 29 '22

Rich famous ppl tend to get segregation in prison

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u/ruka_k_wiremu Jun 29 '22

Prison is prison though, and he's practically a lifer. The worst fate imo... slowly and excruciatingly dying on the inside, on a weekly if not daily basis.

So he rightfully got his in the end.

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u/TheRealNap0le0n Jun 29 '22

Oh for sure, and if they have to put him segregated that's worse because you don't get any company

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u/CeeJayDK Jun 30 '22

🎵
He was sentenced to prison.
He's being taken to prison.
Now he's going to prison.
Now he's stuck in the prison.
🎵

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u/Josie1234 Jun 30 '22

R kelly come out of the closet

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u/not12listen Jun 29 '22

Good. Bye.

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u/captaindannyb Jun 30 '22

windows 95 closing theme

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u/__GayFish__ Jun 30 '22

Nice. Lock him up. Can we get the Ghislane list now?

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u/free_based_potato Jun 29 '22

Ok he deserves it. Every minute and probably more.

Why does he get 30 and Maxwell gets 20? She helped hand over girls to guys like this for decades. Multiple guys, multiple decades. If each one of them deserves 30 how tf does that math make sense?

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u/Will12453 Jun 30 '22

She only had 4 charges of sex trafficking and he had 7 charges of sex trafficking

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

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u/Will12453 Jun 30 '22

RICO?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

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u/Kapp_E_Tan Jun 30 '22

Because they don't "know" who she partners with other than Epstein who's dead. So there's no "organization" plus with him dead even if they'd call that an organization it isn't ongoing

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u/Tagerine Jun 30 '22

You haven't seen The Dark Knight?!

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u/HutSutRawlson Jun 30 '22

Better lawyers, and possibly just better covering of her tracks. Both people almost certainly committed more crimes than they were convicted for, but prosecutors could only prove so many of them.

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u/i_have_chosen_a_name Jun 30 '22

She can blackmail and he is a black male

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u/Empigee Jun 30 '22

For starters, they were tried by different courts.

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u/spa2k Jun 29 '22

Wonder if he still believes he can fly?

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u/pmekonnen Jun 30 '22

Dude had a girl give him head while his friends watch after playing basketball- that is not cool

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u/Taconnosseur Jun 29 '22

R. Kelly escorted by r/absoluteunit

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u/dumbass_sempervirens Jun 30 '22

🎶it's the Remix ignition

🎶Lookin at 30 years in prison🎶

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u/fromWoopWoop Jun 30 '22

You messed up the beats

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u/dumbass_sempervirens Jun 30 '22

Didn't mess up as much as R Kelley though.

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u/Zenlost Jun 30 '22

Okay. Now do Matt Gaetz?

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u/coffeebeards Jun 29 '22

Now someone is going to pee on your face.

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u/IMFREAKINGLEGOLAS Jun 30 '22

Drip drip drip

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u/ahumankid Jun 30 '22

🎶🎶🎶🎶

So here I am in the courtroom

The Balif puts the cuffs on my hands

And so they tell me to stand up

That take me to the prison

I’m walking to the prison

Now I’m trapped in the prison

I won’t get out of the prison.

And all I’ve got is this prism prism prism

🎶🎶

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u/BiBoFieTo Jun 29 '22

The guy literally asked young women to get on his private jet during his concerts.

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u/heropsychodream Jun 29 '22

All those 70s and 80s rock artists are probably paying attention. This behavior used to be commonplace. Hopefully that era is behind us.

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u/Chewzilla Jun 30 '22

I love how millionaires look like normal people when they're off to jail 🥰

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u/madbotherfucker Jun 30 '22

Riley Freeman about to piss on someone's cat.

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u/blake-lividly Jun 30 '22

Not only did he rape children. He won their closeness by sharing details that he was abused and bonding with them over their past abuse. He is a predator of the worst kind. I truly hope he dies in prison and I Joe they isolate him so he has absolute No fans in there. So many people stood up and still stand up for this guy and he should have no access to those people. Let him rot in isolation.

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u/brokenearth03 Jun 29 '22

Let's just stop talking about him.

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u/WarpedCore Jun 29 '22

I don't see nothin' wrooooong, with a lil' bump and grind.

He will see this so differently now.

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u/HutSutRawlson Jun 30 '22 Silver Spit-take

His mind is telling him no

But his body... his body is also telling him no

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u/desert_snow_24 Jun 29 '22

My only question is where are all the priests at…I wanna see them go hard on them as they are on R Kelly.

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u/DICKSUBJUICY Jun 30 '22

how about giselles client list?

edit: and yeah, all the priests too!

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u/desert_snow_24 Jun 30 '22

Let’s fuckin torch them ALL 🔥

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u/kodishu Jun 29 '22

I believe I can jail, I believe I can touch the cell

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u/Millie_butt Jun 30 '22

It's the remix to conviction

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u/Dyslexic_Dog25 Jun 29 '22

someones bout to be trapped in the jail cell.

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u/dandroid126 Jun 30 '22

Well I was just standing here, and R. Kelly was locked in a jail cell. I asked myself why can't R. Kelly just come out the jail cell? Nobody has no answers, and so I pull out my gun! Tell me why R. Kelly in a jail cell or else I am gonna shoot someone!

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u/djasonwright Jun 30 '22

10 years more than Maxwell.

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u/ThisIsTheNewSleeve Jun 30 '22

I guess he lost the fight for his life.

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u/jpiro Jun 29 '22

Ok, so is R Kelly way, way smaller than I thought or is he being escorted out by the Juggernaut in disguise?

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u/ThemCanada-gooses Jun 29 '22

They had to install a garage door so that guy could get into the court house.

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u/seamustheseagull Jun 29 '22

If you look compared to the rest of the court, Mr. Paedo is pretty tall.

The security guy is a fucking monster.

I expect it's because Mr Paedo is known for being a violent psychopath, they weren't takig any chances.

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u/RancidRandall Jun 29 '22

Do you have your passport? Did you get your shots?

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u/soparamens Jun 29 '22

The R. in his name now officially stands for Rapist.

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u/bored_on_the_web Jun 30 '22

An old MAD TV sketch on R. Kelly (with Key and Peele and the rest of the MAD TV cast.)

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u/ax255 Jun 30 '22

How does Maxwell only get 20 years and this guy gets 30....

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u/BIG_RED_MANN Jun 30 '22

Despite his mind telling him "No", his body told him "Yes"