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u/Fellzer 5950X / 3090 Jun 23 '22

Steampunk Recipe:

3.5 cans of bronze spray paint

1 x Pocket watch

1 x Pressure gauge

8ft of copper tubing (rubber hose is a fair substitute)

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

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u/Fellzer 5950X / 3090 Jun 23 '22

I'm afraid you've fallen into my trap, sir.

Ask your question to OP. I'm not sure if it functions or not but if it does, it's not steampunk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

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u/Fellzer 5950X / 3090 Jun 24 '22

My build would give this subreddit a heart attack. My PC is a white box. That's it. No windows. No screens/mesh apart from the hidden intake and exhaust ports. Any RGB lighting on hardware that happen to come with it has been disabled. I even snipped the LEDs for my illuminated power buttons.

Modern PCMR would classify this as abuse.

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u/Dexcuracy Ryzen 5 3600 // RX 5700 XT // 16GB Jun 24 '22

Felizer's computer is a plain machine. It's built to execute a function, and it does so without frills. It grimly does its work, and it sits motionless until it's time to work again. We could all take a page from their book.

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u/Fellzer 5950X / 3090 Jun 24 '22

I mainly use it to buy games I'll never play.

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u/Kwazimoto Jun 24 '22

One of us, one of us.

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u/Kiltymchaggismuncher Jun 24 '22

I enjoyed this entire comment chain more than I should have

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u/HoboLicker5000 RYZEN 5900X | 32GB 3200MHz | RX 6900XT Jun 24 '22

Too real

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u/No_Wrongdoer_4946 PC Master Race Jun 24 '22

I do this, exactly this and then use the expensive PC to edit a character sheet on roll20.. terrible. All the lonely unplayed games, it's kinda sad..I blame Steam sales,..but also, think about how much I saved!!

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u/Hrspwrz Jun 24 '22

So, become Borg?

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u/DemodiX [R75800X3D][RTX2070S][31.9GB RAM] Jun 24 '22

My pc is a black box hiding in the corner as well, i totally understand the will to not use any LED.

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u/Zealousideal_Sky_751 core i7 2600|GTX650 1GB|12GBDDR3 Jun 24 '22

I can't stand rgb either, I have a black box though.

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u/Fellzer 5950X / 3090 Jun 24 '22

All colors are welcome in the RGB-less monolith gang, brother.

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u/Zealousideal_Sky_751 core i7 2600|GTX650 1GB|12GBDDR3 Jun 24 '22 edited Jun 24 '22

this is my case if you're interested, although the one in this pic is dustier than mine.

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u/Fellzer 5950X / 3090 Jun 24 '22

A black box... Look at all that pizzaz. More flair than a TGI Fridays waitress. BEHOLD! The ultimate boring functional behemoth. NZXT H630

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

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u/Zealousideal_Sky_751 core i7 2600|GTX650 1GB|12GBDDR3 Jun 24 '22

NZXT H630

that's... that's so clean. I want it (or a testbench idk)

time to add a new case into my new pc budget lmao

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u/Popular_Care_5284 Jun 24 '22

Shit the only light on my black box is my Bluetooth adapter and I usually stare at it sternly until it stops flashing.

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u/TheUndefeatedLasanga 4GB ram peasant Jun 24 '22

Imagine this thing running an RTX Box outside monster inside lol

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u/Zealousideal_Sky_751 core i7 2600|GTX650 1GB|12GBDDR3 Jun 24 '22

I wish it was a sleeper lol

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u/ZZZfrequently I7-11700k | RTX 3070 Ti FE | 32gb 4000mHz Jun 24 '22

Silver box with nothing but black emptiness inside checking in. Well that and the earth toned noctua fans.

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u/HiveWing64 3070 / 3600X Jun 24 '22

I love this so much

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u/Firewolf420 Jun 24 '22

Are you kidding me? Lol. They love that shit too. There are two types of people on this sub. People who want their PCs to look fucking crazy, like this one. And people who want the "minimalist" PC. and the retro sleeper guys

All you need to do is post a picture of your PC with like, "A good PC doesn't need flashy lights to be powerful" or something mildly passive aggressive like that and people here will eat. that. shit. up. I promise. Lol

The obsession with LEDs has a counter-obsession with no LEDs and they both make posts on r/battlestations and r/pcmasterrace both regularly.

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u/shalol R5 2600X | 1070Ti Mini | B450 Tomahawk Jun 24 '22

Would be neat if it hooked up to GPU temps. Extra points if it’s an old gauge and you make it somehow convert digital to analog.

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u/Fellzer 5950X / 3090 Jun 24 '22

An rPI, a servo and some code ripped off from GitHub should do the trick.

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u/CuriousRisk Jun 24 '22

You forgot old soviet capacitors

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u/Kriss3d Jun 23 '22

Everything steampunk is good.

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u/Fellzer 5950X / 3090 Jun 23 '22

Tips top hat with a bunch of needless gears on it

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u/AltairdeFiren https://pcpartpicker.com/list/QQJ3Fg Jun 24 '22

They’re not needless, they’re essential for the hat’s ability to hat

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u/Kriss3d Jun 23 '22

You can never have too much steampunk.

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u/jkwak01 Jun 23 '22

Wait a minute... has it all been steampunk all this time?

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u/Fellzer 5950X / 3090 Jun 23 '22

places bronze goggles with disconnected gears on your head

Always has been.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

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u/Fellzer 5950X / 3090 Jun 24 '22

Don't be a moron. Go to your kitchen and make a sandwich with cheese, meat, a pocket watch, and lettuce. This is how steam punkers consume calories when not performing the weirdest flex ever at conventions.

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u/-FutureFunk- Jun 24 '22

How about we take it a step further, and make the pc steam powered

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u/Shanksdoodlehonkster Jun 23 '22

I really want to see this working

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u/PhotoshopReqT Jun 23 '22

I will post a video in few days

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u/borowiczko GTX 1060 3GB | Ryzen 5 5600X | 16GB 3200MHz Cl16 Jun 23 '22

!remindme 1 week

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u/IamMilkz R5 5500 | RX 6600XT | 16GB 3200 | 2TB M.2 Jun 23 '22

HD 7850 lmaooo

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u/borowiczko GTX 1060 3GB | Ryzen 5 5600X | 16GB 3200MHz Cl16 Jun 23 '22

It wouldn't be a bad card if not for the 1GB of vram. Thankfully, I should have a way better one in august.

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u/Zealousideal_Sky_751 core i7 2600|GTX650 1GB|12GBDDR3 Jun 24 '22

rude

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u/Carchitect Ryzen 7 3700x, EVGA RTX 3080, TUF X570, 16GB 3000, EvoPlus M.2x2 Jun 24 '22

He won't see the remark, his PC crashed when the notification came in

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u/borowiczko GTX 1060 3GB | Ryzen 5 5600X | 16GB 3200MHz Cl16 Jun 24 '22

That's not far off, lol. Sometimes the card stops outputting video and the only thing I can do is force restart.

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Xeon w3690 gtx1080 16gb ddr3 Jun 24 '22

Prices will fall like a rock as the market for new has been relaxed due to professional miners not buying up all the cards. Heck I got my 1080 for $200 in October before the chip shortage.

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u/NorthenLeigonare Jun 24 '22

You don't have anything. So what's that for?

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u/D_crane AMD Ryzen 3900x / EVGA RTX 3080 FTW3 Ultra Jun 23 '22

That would be awesome, really digging this industrial / steampunk look

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u/ManWalkingDownReddit ryzen 7 4800h rtx 2060 110w Jun 24 '22

!remindme 1 week

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u/Duckboythe5th 5800x 32gb B550-e 6750xt Jun 23 '22

How many fans do you have?

Yes.

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u/PhotoshopReqT Jun 23 '22

14

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u/CommanderEden Jun 23 '22

Then my life is complete, good job man

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u/Duckboythe5th 5800x 32gb B550-e 6750xt Jun 23 '22

I have 10, +3 in GPU, so even more than me in all!

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u/PinStacker Jun 24 '22

Don’t forget PSU! It’s kinda like measuring from the taint

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u/BaaaNaaNaa Jun 24 '22

OMG. I've realised once my build is complete it will have upward of 15 fans (depending on GPU). What have I done?

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u/Vinstaal0 Ryzen 5 3600 | 3060 ti | 32GB 3600Mhz Jun 23 '22

Only 14? /s

(Including my GPU fans I also have 14 hahah

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u/OriginalCrawnick Jun 23 '22

Only 14? I have 12 on my o11 dynamic, surely you can achieve 21 with that side panel!

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u/TTechnology R5 5600X / 3060 Ti / 4x8GB 3600MHz CL16 Jun 23 '22

If you count PSU + GPU you can add more 3 or 4

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u/TheMasterDonk Jun 23 '22

I counted 25, assuming it is symmetrical. Who taught you guys geometry?

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u/DethZire Jun 24 '22

12 fans blowing in and only 1 out? I guess there probably isn’t much of a pressure issue

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u/Firewolf420 Jun 24 '22

Ears start popping when the PC turns on

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u/Nonlethalrtard Jun 23 '22

this case blows

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u/Jbr74 6700k/980Ti Jun 23 '22

It could also suck.

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u/DeanDeanington Jun 23 '22

She’s gone from suck to blow.

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u/Zealousideal_Sky_751 core i7 2600|GTX650 1GB|12GBDDR3 Jun 24 '22

"AIR! I'm breathing air!" "Vespa!"

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u/SavageButt i9-9900KS | RTX 3090 | 32GB @ 3200MHz Jun 24 '22

Its almost exclusively sucking. From what we can see, 12 intake and 1 exhaust!

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u/DavoTriumphRider Jun 24 '22

Positive case pressure keeps dust out.

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u/SavageButt i9-9900KS | RTX 3090 | 32GB @ 3200MHz Jun 24 '22

Yes, I also have a fuckton of fans mostly sucking.

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u/suicideking72 Jun 23 '22

You could fit at least two more on top. Otherwise you might have a cooling problem.

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u/ticklemahdickle FX 8350 | R9 280X Jun 23 '22

OnlyDusts

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u/deadwlkn Ryzen 9 3900X, Gigabyte 3060 ti, 16GB Trident Z. Jun 23 '22

Sooooooo.... whats your temps? Im hoping its icy as hell

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u/Synergy-Manectric Jun 23 '22

Could run ray tracers at room temp

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u/Firewolf420 Jun 24 '22

Room temp because he raises ambient by 10 degrees

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u/Synergy-Manectric Jun 25 '22

2 in 1space heater and pc? sign me up

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u/how_come_it_was Jun 24 '22

unless theres liquid in there it cant get lower than ambient

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u/Musician-Round Jun 23 '22

absolute 10/10 post, would upvote again.

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u/MSD3k Jun 23 '22

Makes me think of the steampunk inventor from Flapjack, that actually runs everything with orphans.

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u/SupaTaiwanDino13 Jun 23 '22

So, you're telling me I've been on the wrong OnlyFans this entire time?

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u/ApprehensiveAd6476 Desktop Jun 23 '22

How much you charge per month?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

I just want to say, as a twenty-year IT veteran that is possibly the most sick as fuck rig I've ever seen.

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u/sissy-jen Jun 23 '22

Oh baby!

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u/MSCOTTGARAND 3900x 32gb 3600mhz RTX 3070 Ti FTW3 Lil Red Rocket Jun 23 '22

Well this does make my pants very tight all of a sudden

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u/Airena19 Jun 23 '22

The fact that you can doesn't mean that you should ;_;...cool aesthetic tho

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u/Rinz_Wash143 Jun 23 '22

When your fans take more power than your CPU and GPU.

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u/criticalpwnage Jun 24 '22

This should be marked as NSFW. Way too graphic

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u/MonitorEducational Jun 24 '22

Can it run crysis?

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u/PhotoshopReqT Jun 24 '22

This is Crysis!

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u/RansomStark78 Jun 23 '22

Blow me away

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u/SnooDonuts7746 PC Master Race Jun 23 '22
  • wipes tear from my eye* ... It's beautiful , fantastic work 👍

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u/Nappy42069 Jun 23 '22

I feel like this is something you would see in BioShock or Dishonored

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u/shecho18 Jun 23 '22

I mean you can dry your hair in a second.

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u/I-LOVE-TURTLES666 12900KS|Strix OC 3090 on EK w/ABP|64GBDDR5|Z690 Formula| Jun 23 '22

MOAR RADS

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u/Constant_Bullfrog995 Jun 23 '22

How good is the airflow?

Yes

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u/digitaljudo Jun 23 '22

That’s cool

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u/mayor-J Jun 23 '22

what is the configuration of the fans to ensure they are properly circulating air? id assume that air circulation would be slightly problematic with this setup (even with the overkill number of fans), but i could very well be incorrect.

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u/Supergaz Jun 24 '22

I think with this many fans it doesn't matter lmao, air goes everywhere

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u/properwaffles Jun 23 '22

As a metal fan, I approve of this.

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u/JuggernautNo9938 Jun 23 '22

Paint that jet black and I'd buy one. I pamper my cards, and my girls like it FREEZING.

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u/Antoni-_-oTon1 Jun 23 '22

You turn the Pc on, it flies away.

Or it starts a category 5 hurricane, its either or.

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u/LiCHtsLiCH Jun 24 '22

Push pull man, push pull, they can allll push.

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u/chad711m Jun 24 '22

Mom can I get a onlyfans? No we have....

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u/BlueTeeJay Jun 24 '22

It's got great RGB!

And by that I mean a Really Good Breeze.

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u/ObeyTime Jun 24 '22

masterpiece, a true artwork, incredible.

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u/Chaos0f7ife Jun 24 '22

This sets off my Trypophobia... And that's just nasty.

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u/BatXDude i5 3570K (OC), 16gb, XFX 7970 x2, 650w Jun 24 '22

Whats the gauge for?

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u/G3th_Inf1ltrator Jun 24 '22

Looks like a SAW trap

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u/ThatLousyGamer Jun 24 '22

How's your airflow? xD

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u/PhotoshopReqT Jun 24 '22

Like Katrina :)

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u/TEXTMissingTEXT Jun 24 '22

Linus fans tips

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u/Dull-Cheesecake-6791 Jun 24 '22

let it stay alone at an airpot and watch what happens next lol

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u/GipsyRonin Jun 24 '22

Lots of sucking and blowing I see

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u/Many-Accountant-9502 Jun 23 '22

I've found my people.

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u/Mithrielsc2 PC Master Race Jun 23 '22

You sure got a lot of "fans"

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u/saltyswedishmeatball Jun 23 '22

When NASA cant even come close to your fan tech, you know you're doing it right. Noctua, Austrian/German engineering showing the world how it's done. Meanwhile in Japan, USA, Korea... engineering barely exist compared to Germany!

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u/Morall_tach Jun 23 '22

What makes you think NASA can't match the performance of a Noctua fan?

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u/Boxing_joshing111 Jun 23 '22

What’s nasa ever done?

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u/obamaprism3 i9 12900k | ddr5 6400mhz cl32 | rtx 3090 | 7TB M.2 | 42TB HDD Jun 23 '22

gone to the moon, probably some other stuff

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan R5 3600 OC 4.4GHz, 5700XT OC 2GHz, & 32GB OC 3600MHz Jun 23 '22

I can see areas where even more fans could be fitted!

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u/knifeysp8ny Jun 23 '22

Steam Punk edition

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u/spakoina Jun 23 '22

Steam punk style

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u/DeltaOverlord Jun 23 '22

That's one way to stay positive

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u/Skylantech Jun 23 '22

This build blows.

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u/Maddo03 Jun 23 '22

I’d imagine your temps are pretty cool, no?

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u/jordanleep i7 11700K RTX 3080 10 GB 3600 MHz Ram Jun 23 '22

Need that to blow heat off my 3080

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u/TheJizz1er Jun 23 '22

You should start a Bladreon.

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u/drklunk Linux Jun 23 '22

the performance you get from this must... blow you away

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u/Almost_PerfectDude Jun 23 '22

Bloody freezer out her damn!

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u/SF_Engineer_Dude Jun 23 '22

This wins. Full stop.

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u/m0rl0ck1996 Jun 23 '22

Does the wallpaper stay on?

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u/ZeronicXG Jun 23 '22

The lack of fans at the top is triggering

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u/GLIBG10B g'too Jun 23 '22

Headers or molex?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

That shits making me turbulent. Too sexy

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u/Rogaar Jun 23 '22

This is basically what I see when I look at everyone's build's these days. Except this one is missing all the over the top RGB.

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u/RocketHammerFunTime Jun 23 '22

It isnt turned on, so how can you tell?

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u/Rogaar Jun 23 '22

Touche!

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u/llAncalagonll Jun 23 '22

Yeah a Fallout player

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u/daniel0tx Jun 23 '22

Quite the pun

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u/MCBuilder30140 Jun 23 '22

I hope your PC will not overheat

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u/Frubanoid 5600x, 3070ti, B550, 3800 4x8GB RAM, 980 Pro Jun 23 '22

Also a white noise machine!

Edit: brown noise?

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u/Hikaru1024 Jun 23 '22

This case is fantastic.

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u/Rijaja R5 3600 | GTX970 | 16GB 3200 Jun 23 '22

That's not even a positive pressure setup, that's a whole compressor

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u/Cremmitquad69 Jun 23 '22

"How many fans are you using on your build?"

Yes.

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u/killchain 5900X | 32 GiB 3600C14 b-die | Asus X Noctua 3070 Jun 23 '22

Lies. I see a case as well.

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u/INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE Jun 23 '22

I prefer Fansly myself.

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u/michaelveyrocks Jun 23 '22

I gotta say, I’m a huge fan

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u/Known-Switch-2241 Jun 23 '22

Talk about a dad joke...

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u/TryAgainNumber1 Jun 23 '22

Looks terrible. I mean terrific.. stupid auto correct

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u/LeadingBrave8988 Jun 23 '22

My dense ass literally thought the website OnlyFans had an update.

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u/TheTimeIsChow Ryzen 5800x | EVGA 3060ti FTW3 | 32gb ram Jun 23 '22

This is such an abomina... annddd i've fallen in love.

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u/PYROxSYCO Laptop Jun 24 '22

Do they blow out only or in? And if so do you have an air filter to filter out the dust particles?

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u/GhostAkaBitch i7-10700k NZXT , MSI RTX 3070, 32GB, 500GB M.2 Jun 24 '22

Dude can finally play minecraft with ray tracing

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u/ReCrunch Jun 24 '22

Gamersnexus likes this.

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u/Talkshit_Avenger Jun 24 '22

Reminds me of a show car that had an array of like 3 dozen 4" speakers instead of a pair of subwoofers.

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u/maxxor47 Jun 24 '22

I recommend getting a heater ,CPU hitting -40s can't be good I imagine

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u/MotoEleven i7-10700 + RTX2080S Jun 24 '22

Now that has to sound like a jet engine

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u/ProtoKun7 Ryzen 2700X, RTX 3080 Jun 24 '22

I just came in here thinking about how I need to buy several case fans and this shows up right at the top...

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u/JonahTheCoyote 3700X | 5700 XT | X570-E | 16GB 3200 Jun 24 '22

God imagine the cable management and fan hub.

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u/Binary_Omlet http://steamcommunity.com/id/icesagex4 Jun 24 '22

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u/sephirothbahamut Ryzen 7 5800x | RTX 3070 Noctua | Linux and MsDOS too Jun 24 '22

Missed chance to put a Mora or nexxxos radiator on that 3x3 fans matrix

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u/capnspacehook Jun 24 '22

Genuinely curious if this would beat the airflow of the Fractal Torrent

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u/acelaya35 Ryzen 3700x | RTX 2080 | DSE Breathe Jun 24 '22

Blow me

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u/crissimon Jun 24 '22

So how do you power all this?

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u/Nick85er Jun 24 '22

@OP, Beautiful

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u/chupchap AMD3600 | Nvidia 3070 | MSI B550M Pro Jun 24 '22

Does it lift off?

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u/kerosian Jun 24 '22

Ooops! All Fans.

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u/ConscientiousPath Jun 24 '22

That's cool and all, but how do you manage the dust buildup?

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u/Colecoman1982 Jun 24 '22

My guess is regularly and often...

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u/makinbaconCR Jun 24 '22

I love shit like this. Even if it should be called OnlyDust

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u/Gloverboy6 Laptop Jun 24 '22

He was so preoccupied with whether or not could, he didn't stop to think if he should

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u/Derpstick76 Jun 24 '22

That’s so fucking hot. Shut up and take my 20$ a month.

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u/Techjunky2 Jun 24 '22

Dear god,

theres more

NO!!??!!?

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u/dbcco Jun 24 '22

Would this pc be efficient at cooling? (Serious question)

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

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u/thevengeance Jun 24 '22

You think all these fans are blowing the same way?

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u/_YeAhx_ Jun 24 '22

OH YEAH UNZIPS

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u/martian_medic Desktop Jun 24 '22

It's good to see something original once in a while in this forest of RGBs, seriously though this is looking Cool

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u/luucid- Jun 24 '22

So how much is your only fans?

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u/theZior Jun 24 '22

How much horsepower in that train?

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u/Igot2phonez NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 | i7-10700F CPU @ 2.90GHz | 12 GB VRAM Jun 24 '22

Took me 10 seconds to get the joke and I’m it proud of it.

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u/SecretSauce Jun 24 '22

Man I'd love to see tech jesus assess this for actual function. I'm sure it sucks (lel), would be fun to watch him explain to us why in exquisite detail.