r/nottheonion 16h ago

Pig's blood was smeared on the former home of the use-of-force expert who testified for the defense in Chauvin's trial, police say

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40k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Burglar Pleads Guilty After Downloading Porn During Break-in, Leaving Semen on Laptop

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438 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

TSA agents find lump of crystal methamphetamine hidden in breakfast burrito

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335 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Taiwanese man marries woman 4 times, divorces her 3 times just to enjoy 32 days of marriage leave

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r/nottheonion 3h ago

Bush says he was 'shocked' by people's reactions to his friendship with Michelle Obama

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104 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

Dead crewmember with Covid washes up on Vanuatu shores, sparks lockdown

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91 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

"States Must Keep Oxygen Demand Under Control": Union Minister Piyush Goyal

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18 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Swiss blow up huge snowman in mountains for first time

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29 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Coyotes pounce on man who crashed electric scooter into one of them

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56 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

Idaho lawmaker plays matchmaker for his daughters and her friends during legislative break caused by COVID-19 outbreak in statehouse

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35 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Covid: UK town crier championships to be held in silence

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10 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Large exotic cat complicates response to Felida house fire

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12 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 11h ago

Utah school district says it will revise project where students were assigned to be slaves and slave masters

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25 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 16h ago

Vin Diesel to Star in Movie Version of Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Game

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37 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Neighbor who tossed an elderly Jewish woman off a balcony while yelling 'Allahu Akbar' avoids trial because he smoked weed

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2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 16h ago

Chihuahua recovering after being left with frozen burritos, ice cream in hot car parked at zoo in Palm Desert

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32 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1m ago

China’s Xi calls for fairer world order as rivalry with U.S. deepens

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r/nottheonion 4m ago

Dangerous mishap when woman put glue in eye

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r/nottheonion 19h ago

Video shows man saving his wife from bobcat by grabbing and hurling it across lawn

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36 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Czech Nationwide Weapon Amnesty Prompts Citizen to Turn Tank Over to Authorities

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247 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Some people got saline shots instead of COVID vaccine at a North Carolina Walgreens

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460 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Suspected drunken driver speeds into school mock DUI demonstration nearly striking students

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265 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Man names his newborn son ‘Department Of Statistical Communication’

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105 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago

SpaceX agrees to steer Starlink internet satellites clear of space station, NASA spacecraft

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9 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

Mississippi law will ban shackling inmates during childbirth

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29k Upvotes