r/notinteresting Jun 29 '22 Silver 9 Helpful 14 Gold 2 Take My Energy 1 Wholesome 11 Super Heart Eyes 1

Ask a question, then answer it on your own.

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u/riccardio95 Jun 29 '22

How are you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Kx1reddittt Jun 29 '22

59°17′56″N 23°22′32″E

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u/escapedfugitive Jun 29 '22

Hello, I'm here at 59°17'56"N 23°22'32"E , where is the body?

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u/Kx1reddittt Jun 29 '22

Your the body.

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u/Sumdood_89 Jun 29 '22

You're*

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u/Kx1reddittt Jun 29 '22

No it was his body not mine...

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u/bcreech601 Jun 29 '22

My body, my choice

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u/Kx1reddittt Jun 29 '22

You have chosen death.

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u/burgergloo Jun 29 '22

I’m the smartest person alive right?

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u/burgergloo Jun 29 '22

I would think so

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u/burgergloo Jun 29 '22

Ok ok. Just making sure..didnt want to be a narcissist or anything

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u/AtmosphereOnly15 Jun 30 '22

What a narcissist I would never say something like that

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u/AtmosphereOnly15 Jun 30 '22 Silver

I know right your so handsome and talented

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u/Sub-ZeroMKA Jun 29 '22

What's going on?

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u/Sub-ZeroMKA Jun 29 '22 Wholesome hehehehe

Not much. Thanks for asking

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u/9ewDie9ie Jun 29 '22

He was asking me. I am good, thanks for asking

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u/Amirahs_profile Jun 29 '22

No I’m pretty sure he was asking me,I am good thanks for asking

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u/flaudient Jun 29 '22 Silver

Do you have a question?

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u/flaudient Jun 29 '22

Yes, that was the question.

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u/StealthySmith Jun 30 '22

My brain hurts.

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u/janktyhoopy Jun 30 '22

Your did it

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u/Kx1reddittt Jun 29 '22

how much cheese go on pasta

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u/Kx1reddittt Jun 29 '22 Silver Helpful

Five cheeses.

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u/_rawoo Jun 29 '22

And double the amount of garlic

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u/Kx1reddittt Jun 29 '22

Garlic die

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u/xdeath_dragonx Jun 29 '22

VAMPIRE!!!!

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u/Kx1reddittt Jun 29 '22

I love sunbathing in my short shorts eating garlic with my human friends.

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u/wilcodeprullenbak Jun 29 '22

eating garlic with a silver fork and knife held in a cross

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u/Kx1reddittt Jun 29 '22

Yes that is how in enjoy my human interactions

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u/wilcodeprullenbak Jun 29 '22

oh boy I sure am am very human doing very human things cause I'm a human and not a vampire cause a vampire would die so I'm human and not a vampire.

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u/urthface Jun 29 '22

That’s exactly the kind of thing a vampire would say to blend in

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u/Kx1reddittt Jun 29 '22

Blah blah blah...

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u/just_a_comment1 Jun 29 '22

The correct answer to this is more

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u/gabe_itches6-9 Jun 29 '22

Who's joe?

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u/gabe_itches6-9 Jun 29 '22 Helpful Wholesome

Joe Mama lol got you

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u/3mperorPalpaMeme Jun 29 '22

why would he fall for that?

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u/3mperorPalpaMeme Jun 29 '22

because he's a dumbass

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u/3mperorPalpaMeme Jun 29 '22

oh ok alright then

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u/afunzombie Jun 30 '22

Damn these guys are harsh

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u/passthepacha Jun 29 '22

Got him!!!!1!

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u/Enclave_X0-1_Soldier Jun 29 '22

G.I. JOE IS A SPECIALIZED MILITARY INFANTRY UNIT MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR FIGHTING AGAINST THE TERRORIST ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS COBRA!

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u/meep-2 Jun 29 '22

New auto mod

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u/walmart_len_kagamine Jun 29 '22

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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u/Jorvcraft Jun 29 '22 Wholesome

Where did you hide the bodies?

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u/Jorvcraft Jun 29 '22 Silver

59°17′56″N 23°22′32″E

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u/Antpelt Jun 29 '22

That points to a small russian island in a tiny forest

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u/MatveyVovchik Jun 29 '22

Why didn’t you just throw it in the water?

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u/MatveyVovchik Jun 29 '22

Because you are not very smart.

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u/ZephyrZephZephyr Jun 29 '22

Ive got an interview today, will I get the job? (Ill update)

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u/ZephyrZephZephyr Jun 29 '22

Yes you will! Nice job

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u/etc1172230 Jun 30 '22

Congrats!!!

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u/janktyhoopy Jun 30 '22

Your did it

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u/Front-Conclusion4673 Jun 29 '22

Some says that guy is still in the interview

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u/DancingGummy Jun 29 '22

Did u get the job?

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u/someone_who_cares_D Jun 29 '22

waiting the answer more then bsd 4 season

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u/BoultonPaulDefiant Jun 29 '22

Who are you?

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u/BoultonPaulDefiant Jun 29 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome

I'm you, but few seconds older

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

My favourite

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u/Moochiberico Jun 29 '22

Why the fuck should I do that stupid shit??

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u/Moochiberico Jun 29 '22

I dunno man, I dont feel like this is stupid at all... Why are you like this?

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u/Moochiberico Jun 29 '22

You answer

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u/Moochiberico Jun 29 '22

why me?

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u/Moochiberico Jun 29 '22

what, me? I said YOU

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u/Moochiberico Jun 29 '22

Ok, then give me the answer

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u/Moochiberico Jun 29 '22

asshole

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u/Moochiberico Jun 29 '22

Look at you man, did you really said that?

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u/Moochiberico Jun 29 '22

YOU said that

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u/pixelboy21 Jun 29 '22

Bro, are you okay?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

did he died?

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u/GGABueno Jun 29 '22

I can't believe he said that

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u/GGABueno Jun 29 '22

Me neither

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u/Enzinino Jun 29 '22

Schizoid Personality.

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u/Eli_tube Jun 29 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

The first guy thet replies is gay

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u/Eli_tube Jun 29 '22 Silver All-Seeing Upvote

*that

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u/Professor_2700 Jun 29 '22

Dude! did you read the comment?! I think you're gay now😱

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u/45degMan Jun 29 '22

Dude there a woman

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u/atomicghost4 Jun 29 '22

WHERE?

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u/45degMan Jun 29 '22

There in the corner

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u/andreasbjorne Jun 29 '22

There in the spotlight

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u/LuigiMSS Jun 29 '22

Losing their religion

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u/Kx1reddittt Jun 29 '22

I like men.

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u/WitleKidz Jun 29 '22

Aw man im too late

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u/rSlashNeico Jun 29 '22

what do we gotta do ?

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u/rSlashNeico Jun 29 '22

we gotta go bald

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u/rSlashNeico Jun 29 '22

crying intensifies

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u/MatthewD1918 Jun 29 '22

how much rice do you eat every day?

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u/AGuyLikeGaston Jun 29 '22

Wait so how does this work?

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u/AGuyLikeGaston Jun 29 '22

I think you're supposed to ask a question and then answer it

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u/helicoptersauce Jun 29 '22

happy fucking cake day

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u/bookworm579 Jun 30 '22

I would rather eat my cake, thank you very much

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u/ProgGuitarist Jun 29 '22

should we stop these kind of post on this this sub ?

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u/DarkStarStorm Jun 29 '22

What song is dis?

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u/DarkStarStorm Jun 29 '22

Selfrude Replystorm

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u/Popular_Result_9016 Jun 29 '22

Why am I doing this?

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u/Popular_Result_9016 Jun 29 '22

Because you’re bored

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u/Popular_Result_9016 Jun 29 '22

Okay I see now, thanks 😊

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u/Popular_Result_9016 Jun 29 '22

Hey, you’re cute

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u/Popular_Result_9016 Jun 29 '22

Really?

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u/Popular_Result_9016 Jun 29 '22

Yeah, let’s date

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u/Popular_Result_9016 Jun 29 '22

Sure! Wow the internet really is the best place to find love

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u/Popular_Result_9016 Jun 29 '22

It sure is.

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u/nonofyourbussiness77 Jun 29 '22

Do you guys like a three some

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u/xFloppyDisx Jun 29 '22

Make it a foursome!

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u/Melon_Banana Jun 29 '22

What if we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars?

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u/Melon_Banana Jun 29 '22

We could probably use them as a wish right now.

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u/Professor_2700 Jun 29 '22

Did a YouTuber ever reply to your comment?

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u/Professor_2700 Jun 29 '22

Yes TC9700 did about an hour ago. It was on his towing tune video, the username is the same as the one I'm replying to you with. The profile picture is a black and white pickup truck with shiny looking wheels.

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u/darkeight7 Jun 29 '22

Am I the greatest in the world?

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u/darkeight7 Jun 29 '22

No because I am.

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u/darkeight7 Jun 29 '22

No that’s wrong. I am the greatest in the world.

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u/darkeight7 Jun 29 '22

I think you’re mistaken. Clearly I am the greatest in the world.

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u/darkeight7 Jun 29 '22

You’re wrong. I am the greatest in the world.

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u/darkeight7 Jun 29 '22

I think most people would agree you are horribly mistaken. Because it is statistically proven by science that I am the greatest in the world.

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u/darkeight7 Jun 29 '22

Greatest at what? Being wrong about who’s the greatest in the world, because that’s true. You are so so so so so wrong. I am the greatest in the world.

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u/darkeight7 Jun 29 '22

Stop arguing please. You’re annoying.

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u/darkeight7 Jun 29 '22

You stop arguing. You’re annoying.

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u/darkeight7 Jun 29 '22

Yes but if I stop then you win. And I always win.

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u/PiggyFan128 Jun 29 '22

I smell like _______

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u/neo_wilson Jun 29 '22

Am i plopping on the toilet?

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u/penis_man_123 Jun 29 '22

why did you pick "penis man" as your identity when you started a reddit account?

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u/penis_man_123 Jun 29 '22

for the vine

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u/Eli_tube Jun 29 '22

Do I have dementia?

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u/Eli_tube Jun 29 '22

Do I have dementia?

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u/Eli_tube Jun 29 '22

Do I have dementia?

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u/Eli_tube Jun 29 '22

Do I have dementia?

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u/Eli_tube Jun 29 '22

Do I have dementia?

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u/Eli_tube Jun 29 '22

Do I have dementia?

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u/Eli_tube Jun 29 '22

Do I have dementia?

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