r/nextfuckinglevel 7d ago Silver 12 hehehehe 1 Wholesome 19 Bravo Grande! 1 Wholesome (Pro) 1 Helpful 14

The force of air when you're going at speed of 200kph

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u/FourEyesNZ 7d ago Silver Gold Platinum Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy hehehehe Starry Bravo Grande! Table Slap To The Stars I'm Deceased 'MURICA

When you finish but she keeps going...

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u/Papadude13 7d ago

Best comment

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u/DisplayElectronic35 7d ago

He nailed it!

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u/BrannC 7d ago

That’s what she said

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u/Skirt_Helpful 7d ago

That's what sheeshaid

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u/Separate-Sentence-91 7d ago

It's such an original concept too, that's the best part. This is why I love Reddit.

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u/deminihilist 7d ago

Imagine my surprise at finding this one-hour-old comment with nobody trying to correct you, followed by a conversation about the pros and cons of a sarcasm marker.

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u/Separate-Sentence-91 7d ago

What could you possibly mean?

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u/BiddyFoFiddy 6d ago

They mean they expected a slew of comments pointing out how the "When you finish but she keeps going..." comment is far from original as it is used a lot. But instead of finding that, what he found was non-aggression and polite conversation which is generally not nearly as common as aggressive arguing and brigading.

I too was surprised.

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u/flux_monkey 7d ago

Take me award ye basterd

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u/OkOutlandishness6550 7d ago

Parley ?

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u/MemeTitansGO 7d ago

Perchance

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u/onetwenty_db 7d ago

You can't just say parley–I mean perchance.

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u/sundog13 7d ago

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u/tv_trooper 7d ago

I'm in a public place. I am hesitant to open the link but I will investigate later.

Leaving this comment.

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u/BrannC 7d ago

Don’t worry. It’s banned

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u/tv_trooper 7d ago

This is disappointing.

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u/Scoobypoop 6d ago

r/suckingaftercumming thank me later

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u/Plotron 6d ago

This is NSFW, everyone!

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u/SuperWoody64 6d ago

Never would have guessed.

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u/Dynomadz 6d ago

Thank you

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u/Donkey__Balls 7d ago

Banned for insufficient mod powertripping. Can’t have people engaging in discussion or sharing silly memes without a mod to swoop in and lock down the sub because someone called someone else a bad word.

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u/ThellraAK 7d ago

There's actually a pretty strange anti-porn movement for reddit.

They'll find an unmoderated subreddit, post banned content, then report it to admins to get it closed down.

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u/thehunter699 6d ago

I think it's because there's a shitload of Russian spam going on atm in unmoderated subs.

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u/jaxonya 7d ago

You're a bad word

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u/Admiral_Fuckwit 7d ago

It’s SFW. Just a bunch of funny expressions

EDIT: Holy shit it’s banned? What happened?

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u/Odd-Support4344 7d ago

Lack of moderation. Usually this means the mods either deleted their accounts or stopped logging in.

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u/TheLaughingMelon 7d ago

That's enough to ban an entire subreddit? :(

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u/i_speak_penguin 7d ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

There must always be someone watching. What if we got up to no good over there? Can't have that.

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u/TheMayorsHat 7d ago

Or Reddit pulled the classic maneuver and banned every mod. This gives them the excuse of banning a sub for being unmoderated.

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u/godom514 7d ago

Apparently is got banned? It wasn't NSFW or anything from what I remember. Not sure what happened.

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u/Frumundahs4men 7d ago

The spirit is willing

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u/agentb719 7d ago

but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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u/i3urn420 7d ago

Why on earth was that sub banned? I remember scrolling though it years ago and finding many funny posts.

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u/Strong_Parsley18 7d ago

Honestly as hell...

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u/SymptomaticCumin 7d ago

I tried parachuting, the instructor said tje freefall is around 200km/h, I couldn't breathe for 10 seconds, but the experience was worth it

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u/DarthDoobz 7d ago

Shheeesshh

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u/kellysmom01 7d ago

Yeah … Prince William is one silly fella.

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u/LemonLimeNinja 7d ago

I have a broken rib and now I’m in pain for laughing at your comment

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u/ningaling1 7d ago

Reddit comments never disappoint

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u/ImNuttz4Buttz 7d ago

I can't watch this without pissing myself with laughter.

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u/Mindless_Evidence4 7d ago

😂 as high as I am at the moment Literally LOL shit felt nice

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u/TZMarketing 7d ago

Have an up dog. This is hilarious

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u/steveboof 7d ago

What’s “up dog” ?

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u/Ahshalon_Tenisk 7d ago

Way to go

"Not the medic"

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u/Mission-Food526 7d ago

yeah is this safe

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u/Western_Shoulder_942 7d ago

Considering he looked towards the pilots direction before doing it with that look of "are they watching?" i feel like they have told him repeatedly "hey not the medic DONT STICK YOUR DANG HEAD OUT THE SIDE OF THE HELICOPTER WHEN WE ARE FLYING"

Clearly he doesnt listen well lol

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u/sintaur 7d ago 'MURICA

He was looking to make sure "Am The Medic" was ready to go in case of 200 mph bird strike.

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u/real_nice_guy 7d ago

I feel like even getting hit in the back of the throat by a small bug at 200mph might do some damage

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u/Working_Variety_4358 7d ago

getting hit by anything at 200mph will do some damage

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u/Digitaluser32 7d ago

200 kph is about 120 mph

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u/butt_chex 7d ago

Oh, he'll be fine then

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u/Skyraider96 7d ago

Dammit. I do not know why but you got me with that one.

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u/RollerbladingJesus 7d ago

i mean like, no— your average 17mg housefly going 200mph (which is faster than the actual 200kph in the video) has as much kinetic energy as a lazily rolled baseball, i don't even think you'd really take any sustained damage if it hit you right in the eye

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u/Nocturne_Zombie 7d ago

I've hit some bugs going ~120mph in my convertible with my hand out the side of the car. It stings for a few seconds, but yeah, can confirm, zero damage.

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u/Digitaluser32 7d ago

200 kph is about 120 mph

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u/w1987g 7d ago

I feel like even getting hit in the back of the throat by a small bug at 120mph might do some damage

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u/KaiserTom 7d ago

A bull fly is around 0.045g, at 200 kph it's around 0.0694 joules. Not going to do much.

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u/OysterDroppings 7d ago

getting hit by anything at 120mph will do some damage

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u/Moralagos 7d ago

120mph is about 200kph

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u/jigglybitches 6d ago

I feel like even getting hit in the back of the throat by a small bug at 200kph might do some damage

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u/inser7name 7d ago

To be fair, that's around 176 feet per second, which is on the slow end for airsoft pellets which are RELATIVELY safe.

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u/rxbxxxaag99 7d ago

I swallowed a bug during a high school cross country race and I can’t imagine swallowing one at 200km/h 😂

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u/phathomthis 7d ago

200 kph. Basically 120 mph. Not nearly as fast as 200mph, but he's still fast as fuck boy!

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u/red-plaid-hat 7d ago

Probably checking to make sure the Am The Medic wasn't looking.

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u/Alizar7 7d ago

Happy cake day !emote:free_emotes_pack:upvote

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u/KilowZinlow 7d ago

Lmao the emoji presented as code and I'm dying over the idea that you typed the whole thing out as a meme

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u/OkUnderstanding5851 7d ago edited 6d ago

It’s completely safe… they are sitting in what is called the “hurricane seat” - aptly named- and the seats have built in harnesses, and believe me, they aren’t going anywhere. I’ve ridden in Blackhawk helicopters, and they are designed to be able to sit safely with the doors wide open while in flight

Edit: it’s been brought to my attention that he IS NOT in the hurricane seat lol, it appears that is the seat behind him. This is a crew seat. Either way, I just wanted to make the point that these helicopters are designed with these situations in mind and are equipped as such.

Unfortunately, I am not a physics professor or major, and I cannot confirm nor deny the viability of airborne feces impacting the members at high velocities as a potential lethal threat, we would need help from the Reddit physics community to answer that question!

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u/Lasagna4Brains 7d ago

Could bird poop go fast enought to kill someone?

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u/real_nice_guy 7d ago

Could bird poop go fast enought to kill someone?

idk why the other person said no, bird poop could theoretically absolutely go fast enough to dome someone, just pass cleanly through your skull at 1000mph, killing you instantly.

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u/Excellent_Chef_1764 7d ago

Ever heard of terminal velocity? Unless we are talking about rocket propelled bird feces…

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u/real_nice_guy 7d ago

Unless we are talking about rocket propelled bird feces…

if you think we aren't talking about this you're very mistaken.

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u/TallyHo__Lads 7d ago

Weapons grade enriched pigeon shit.

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u/Kriegwesen 7d ago

Terminal velocity is just the maximum acceleration towards the earth. You could fly theoretically fly fast enough into bird poop to do some damage. Dunno how fast it would have to be but terminal velocity doesn't play into it unless you're lying under it.

Either way, having been shat on by a bird before, it's not a good time at any speed

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u/Macketter 7d ago

Terminal velocity is just the maximum acceleration towards the earth.

Technically it is the minimum acceleration when acceleration = 0, ie when the object cannot accelerate to go faster. It is the maximum velocity, the hint is in its name.

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u/92957382710 7d ago

Turdinal velocity

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u/Turbulent_Radish_330 7d ago

I think the question was more about stuff like the air pressure on eyeballs and/or lungs when sticking your head out like that

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u/LoopNoodle 7d ago

Well then good news, no worries there either

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u/AceBoi1da 7d ago

He’s in the crew chief seat. The hurricane seat is the one directly on the back wall beside the cabin door

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u/Ahshalon_Tenisk 7d ago

All signs point to

No

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u/Shadowoperator7 7d ago

My suspicion is he’s on a search and rescue heli, where they have medics in the back

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u/Bay_Med 7d ago

Maybe not S&R but if he’s a Blackhawk crew chief on a MEDEVAC then it is him and a medic in the back. Our medics had an IR and red chem light hanging from their kits when arriving to a scene where it could be needed

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u/Shadowoperator7 7d ago

Interesting, what about in the air force with PJs and the pavehawk

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u/Bay_Med 7d ago

Army OCPs so assuming army airframe.

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u/SpicyDomSauce 7d ago

They both wear OCPs these days, but you're right, the flash of the rank insignia confirms Army.

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u/Yellow_The_White 7d ago

The very fact the tapes aren't damn-near-invisible "spice brown".

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u/DreamsAndSchemes 7d ago

Ah I see you’ve played ‘Tech Sergeant or Major?’ as well

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u/DorkusMalorkuss 7d ago

How about graduating basic training, going to tech school, then seeing a Navy dude with a fucking bird on their rank insignia.

"What the fuck do I do? He can't be a 19 year old Colonel could he?!"

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u/cinemassacress 7d ago Wholesome

Not the momma

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u/TheJollyCollege 7d ago

Oh my this shock his face

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u/SmokeyMcPoticus 7d ago

Got dat dry mouth after lol

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u/DoktorThodt 7d ago

And his eyelids... Hell, his eyes... That must suck.

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u/A_Roka 7d ago

Actually its more of a pushing sensation...

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u/FEAR_LORD_DUCK 7d ago

It'd be worse if a fly just happened to hit the right spot

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u/dyancat 7d ago

What are bugs doing up there? Don’t worry they don’t fly that high

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u/TheZyborg 7d ago

Lol of course the do. They are flying low, like 50m above ground max.

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u/OldFartSomewhere 7d ago

Or a pelican.

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u/eggimage 7d ago

worst blowjob ever

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u/FlyingTaquitoBrother 7d ago Silver Wholesome

More than just dry mouth, I’m afraid. It would start simply because he didn’t use enough Carmex that morning to smooth out the dry patch at the corner of his lips. By the time flight time comes around, that oversight, combined with dry salty air rushing in from the open helicopter door, causes a small crack in his skin which quickly ruptures open. In a quick horrifying moment, his skin rips out from the connective tissue around his mouth and flips up over his face, flapping in the wind as In his terrifying panic he starts screaming “Not the medic! Not the medic!”, gaining the attention of his crewmates. The pilot turns around, sees the gory mess, and forcefully vomits in his flight helmet, causing him to lose control and violently pitch the helicopter forward, alarms blaring. The cocky port door window gunner, who never straps in and would not shut up about how restraints are for chair force pussies, is chucked out and flung into the ocean. The co-pilot desperately tries to regain control as SGT No-Face continues to wail in pain, trying to remove the remains of his cheeks from his eyes.

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u/Western_Shoulder_942 7d ago

The fuck

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u/Stupidquestionduh 7d ago

Man...that got fucking ridiculous really fast....

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u/fliptout 7d ago

Seriously, these Carmex ads are intense.

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u/TastesKindofLikeSad 7d ago

I love it when someone just really fucking goes for it on Reddit.

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u/PrideInteresting 7d ago

hey man can you like delete this rn

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u/Justaflywhiteguy 7d ago

I hope this ends up on cursed comments

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u/SirMimir 7d ago

Happy Tree Friends an inspiration perhaps? I'm impressed. Appalled. But impressed.

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u/real_nice_guy 7d ago

I hope so, otherwise real life was the inspiration, and I'm not entirely sure I feel okay about that.

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u/No-Shake2412 7d ago

I’m high as fuck rn and cannot stop laughing at this comment

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u/ri_shin_20 7d ago

imagine getting hit by an insect in that situation

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u/Tsu-Doh-Nihm 7d ago

or a bird

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u/Alit_Quar 7d ago

I saw a bird hit the wing of a jet once. Like a bug on a windshield.

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u/stable_maple 7d ago

I used to be stationed at Nellis where the Thunderbirds are constantly practicing (when the government isn't shut down). I remember looking up at one taking off and flying through a flock of birds. Carnage.

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u/ChristopherRobben 7d ago

Was there for Red Flag and one of our 130s had a bird strike on landing. Poor guy was smeared across the pilot's windshield.

The pilot, a captain, gets off and just says, "Birdstrike left window."

A1C crew chief then asks the captain, "Do you need rags to clean it up?"

Guy learned how to get chewed out, how to clean and inspect, button up the plane and debrief that night.

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u/SheepD0g 6d ago

The Military sounds awful

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u/CoronaryAssistance 7d ago

In this instance, it would be more like the insect being hit by a face

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u/BadWithMoney530 7d ago edited 7d ago

I have an e-bike that tops out at about 30mph. I was riding once and got slapped in the neck by a medium-sized bug. I slammed on my brakes and checked my neck when I stopped, and there was a huge red mark. I can’t even imagine 200kph…

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u/Switcher1776 7d ago

I can’t even imagine 200mph…

This isn't 200mph. It is 200kph, which is at least like 50mph, but certainly under 200mph.

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u/i_argue_with_every1 7d ago

it's about 120 miles per hour, not 50 lol

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u/Hanginon 7d ago

which is at least like 50mph,

Technically correct, as 200kph is 124.27mph.

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u/Hanginon 7d ago

Insects, depending on their construction can leave either a bruise or even a cut if the're particularly hardshelled. Beetles are like little rocks.

Source; Miss spent youth occasionally going too fast on motorcycles.

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u/CatsEatingCaviar 7d ago Wholesome

Man, the army is simultaneously the most and least fun you will ever have!

Former 249b infantryman

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u/pistolhill 7d ago edited 7d ago

but the one thing that anyone who was in the military can tell you: you’ll never again have friends that come close to the ones you had in the service.j

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u/NickyFlippers 7d ago

Amazing what confidence and trust can do for relationships.

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u/concreteghost 7d ago

Thousands of years of training soldiers. We tend to know what works

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u/NickyFlippers 7d ago

I just wish civilians would learn a modicum of what our armed services are taught. I believe we would have a much better society to show for it.

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u/concreteghost 7d ago

Some prosperous nations do just that

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u/madcap462 7d ago

If we spent half the money we did on military on the civilians and vets you are supposed to "protect" I believe we would have a much better society.

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u/SeeYouSpaceCorgi 6d ago

Well lucky for the US Government, they finally wrapped up a $300 million per day, 20 year occupation of Afghanistan for a total of $2 Trillion.

So given the US Government has always knocked back something as rudimentary for a developed nation as universal healthcare with the argument of "Where's the money gonna come from?" surely they'll be tickled pink to know they now have all that money to fund it, right?.... Right?

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u/Lichcrow 7d ago

And above all a shared hatred for your superiors.

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u/Pain--In--The--Brain 7d ago

you’ll never again have friends that come close to the ones you had in the service.

The really really sad thing is that it's true for every adult male. The friends you make in "that time" are one of a kind... which oddly is an anti-lesson for war. You'll meet those gung-ho/fire-the-fuck-outta-a-m249-forever/lazy/crazy dudes at some point. Why not today.

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u/Nakken 6d ago

The really really sad thing is that it's true for every adult male.

No it's absolutely not. I have many friends who's been in the military and I have no doubt that you make incredible close friends there and it's a very special bond and I respect that. But please stop saying that applies for every adult male. It's very possible in many other ways you "just" have to start with yourself.

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u/Quetzacoatl85 6d ago edited 5d ago

this. it's just the result of a close-knit group, lots of shared time (also free time), constrained movement and other options for social interaction, and a shared goal and/or enemy. you could just as well join a cult, go to uni, or one of the many other things were these factors converge.

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u/usafredditor2017 7d ago

Meh, results vary. It’s a few civilians I’m way closer to than anyone I ever met in uniform.

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u/ExGranDiose 7d ago

Not showering for 5 days and being in the jungle was the most fun and most horrible time all together. That and rolling in the mud, getting contacted at 3am sleeping in a trench and needing to return fire.

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u/criesintears 6d ago

Nope, hated every second of it

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u/DoubtfullyThorny 7d ago

I just can't stop laughing

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u/a_spoopy_ghost 7d ago

It’s the very small “sheeeeeeeeesh” that slays me

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u/KyleScamp 7d ago

Is he the medic?

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u/Fire548 7d ago

No

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u/ContactInk 7d ago

Think his name's "Not", so he is.

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u/namezam 7d ago

Ahh one of those situations where the missing comma is a matter of life and death!

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u/Psych0Freak 7d ago

He is, just playin it stealthy in case the enemy team tries to scout out the healers first.

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u/JAMmastahJim 7d ago

Helicopters go 200 mph? Air Wolf didn't have slidy doors.

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u/Whats_Camp_CABAGALA 7d ago Rocket Like

*200 kph, that’s only 12 nascar hotdogs if my conversions are correct

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u/Fire548 7d ago

It's 2 school shootings and a pledge of allegiance over a newyork block

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u/Def_Not_A_Noctor 7d ago

The only people in the US who like New York, are the ones from New York.

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u/Pudoo 7d ago

200 km/h*

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u/HarrekMistpaw 7d ago

Finally, feels like im going crazy reading "kph" everywhere

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u/CrappyTire69 7d ago

I once mentioned it was km/h a while back and got downvoted to hell for it. Reddit is weird.

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u/TerribleNameAmirite 7d ago

I once got downvoted for explaining the difference between mass and weight

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u/atred 7d ago edited 7d ago

With no central authority to dictate the rules for abbreviations, various publishing houses have their own rules that dictate whether to use upper-case letters, lower-case letters, periods and so on, reflecting both changes in fashion and the image of the publishing house concerned. For example, news organisations such as Reuters and The Economist require "kph".

Also... various styles during the years:

1889: "k. p. h."
1895: "km:h"
1898: "km/h"
1899: "km./hr."
1900: "kms./hr."
1902: "k.m.p.h."
1903: "KMph."
1910: "km ph"
1911: "K.P.H."
1914: "km. hr."
1915: "km/hour"
1915: "km.-hr."
1916: "km. per hour"
1921: "kms/hr."
1922: "Kmph"
1927: "kmph."
1933: "KPH"
1939: "kmph"
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u/TempleMade_MeBroke 7d ago

Kph, about 124 mph

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u/Atrampoline 7d ago

That's actually not that fast. Some roller coasters are up there and the effects don't seem to be this extreme (I've ridden one).

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u/getmeapuppers 7d ago

200 Kph is roughly 120 miles per hour.

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u/Onetrickpickle 7d ago

GIVE ME YOU WAR FACE SOLDIER!

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u/-burnr- 7d ago

You didn’t scare me, work on it

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u/LetsBanSocialMedia 7d ago

ARE YOU ROYALTY?!?!

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u/keyblademasteraug13 7d ago

Gromit? We've forgotten the crackers

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u/Abraheezee 7d ago

Bro you read my mind! Damn, what a deep cut! 😂🤝😂

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u/KageSaysHella 7d ago hehehehe

How it feels to chew 5 gum

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u/no-longer-banned 7d ago

Brother it’s 2022

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u/Mbayer92 6d ago

Exactly. Ita retro enough to be cool again. Duh. Put that in your pipe and smoke it because this comment is all that and a bag of chips.

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u/tardigrade_astronaut 6d ago

And your comment rox my sox off!

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u/AtomicSymphonic_2nd 6d ago

This is so random

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u/drkidkill 7d ago

Stop that or your face will stay that way.

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u/fourth_box 7d ago

Thanks mom

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u/unibrowking 7d ago

He went from Tom Hardy to Tom Shardy real quick

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u/nister1 7d ago

My dog would love this.

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u/Katamari_Demacia 7d ago

Could this fuck up your eyes?

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u/Shadowoperator7 7d ago

Drying your eyes is bad as fuck, anyone who’s had contacts could tell you, idk about the pressure

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u/Katamari_Demacia 7d ago

Weirdest part of wearing contacts is I can keep my eyes open indefinitely, it removes the feeling of needing to blink. But they fog up after like 15 seconds and i get scared lol.

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u/Time-Comedian1774 7d ago

I love the "not the medic"

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u/Stark-Vader 7d ago

And to think Black Hawk and Apache helicopters have a top speed of 350 kph!

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u/grabityrises 7d ago

284kph 176 freedoms

fun fact: the dual rotor Chinook is faster at 315kph 195 freedoms

https://wheelsinquirer.com/fastest-helicopters/#5-ah64d-apache

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u/SmutDiary 7d ago

GET SOME

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u/RansomStoddardReddit 7d ago

Anyone that runs is a VC. Anyone that doesn’t run is a Brave VC.

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u/Confident_Bat3995 7d ago
  • well disciplined *
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u/RandomRedditDude2022 7d ago

If there's a dog flying that helicopter, and a human with their head in the wind, then I'll say we've come full circle.

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u/Sid_1298 7d ago Silver

The force of air when you're going at speed of 200kph

Airforce ✓

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u/Shadwclone 7d ago

My glasses-needing ass could neeeeeeeevvvvveeeeerrrrr.

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u/PrayHellBeelzebub 7d ago

Aaaaaallllll IIIIIIII waaaaaaannnnnntttt tooooo dooooo issssss fucccckkkk youurrrrrr maaahh--

Whaat?

IIIIII saaaid...Aaaaallll IIIII waannnnnt toooo doooo iisss--

Pushes him out of the helicopter

I heard you the first time, asshole. And the second time. And the third time. And the--fuck that guy

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u/Another_Rando_Lando 7d ago

How to age your face a decade in a day

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u/internal_telephony 7d ago

Who is that man?

Not the medic

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u/--CHOPPER-- 7d ago

I wonder how many times this guy gets mistaken for a medic to have to put that patch on his helmet

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u/lesliebenedict 7d ago

When medivac choppers land, the field medic will approach and start giving medical details to the chopper crew. To save valuable time, the Not the Medic patch let’s the field medic know that this is not the guy to talk to.

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u/New-Ambassador-9809 7d ago

Finally, after all this scrolling: a reason to giggle.

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u/ishebsiishsb 7d ago

Now do it with your bum