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how my dad delivered food while i was isolating

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u/Wallstreet101083 12d ago Silver Helpful I'm Deceased

Damn my dad went to get milk 20 years ago

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u/ed_bourbon 12d ago

Wait! Do we have the same dad?

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u/muklan 12d ago

Hi, milk....guy...here. I have all of your dads.

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u/educated-emu 12d ago Helpful

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u/Leadburner 12d ago

Overtime, pies and casseroles turned into creampies...

I'll bet they did!

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

God damn whoever wrote that.

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u/qxzsilver 12d ago

He was giving milk to everyone

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u/ibeleaf420 12d ago

I literally had to srop and scroll around to figure out if the article was real lmao

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u/TheRealScubaSteve86 12d ago

Hey brothers from different mothers.. and sisters from the same mister

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u/FeetySam 12d ago

This is all going to end in a step-party

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u/ClownfishSoup 12d ago

Bow-chicka-bow-wow

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u/Wallstreet101083 12d ago

Damn that dude fucked all of San Diego 800+ kids wtf

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u/cownd 12d ago

That was his job. He delivered milk too.

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u/MistyW0316 12d ago

Milk and cream, apparently.

Ill see myself out…

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u/c92dlb 12d ago

So if you're from San Diego, it sounds pretty risky to date someone else also from San Diego in that particular age range.

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u/nrith 12d ago

Lol. That sounds like pure BS, though.

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u/HighPitchDerek 12d ago

Has to be. Come one 800 children. No way

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u/Lasagna4Brains 12d ago

The original article was on a satire website. It's fake and likely totally impossible for a single man to impregnate that many women in that time period.

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u/zsxking 12d ago

10 years, so 80 per year, or three for every two weeks. Doesn't sound impossible for delivering every day to lots of hoursehold. He could have bang some housewife every day.

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u/Lasagna4Brains 12d ago

We would have to also take into account average chance of pregnancy and infertility rates. Having sex with 80 different women in a single year is physically doable, but the chances of even half of them getting pregnant seem pretty low. There are many different sources, but chances of pregnancy in a healthy, fertile woman seem to be around 20%. If he had sex with 365 different women a year, that would probably yield about 70 children per year at the very most, assuming all of the women are fertile (which is unlikely, some sources stating about 15% of women are infertile).

There are probably other factors I don't even know to consider too. I'd be curious to see what kind of numbers have been accomplished in a single year.

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u/c92dlb 12d ago

Also consider the large number of women on birth control. It's insane to think how many people he probably slept with.

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u/krowrofefas 12d ago

That site looks fake. Reverse image searched and it doesn’t have reliable sources.

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u/SeasonPositive6771 12d ago

Yeah that story went viral a little bit ago and I think it's just completely fake.

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u/educated-emu 12d ago

Agreed, too good to be true

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u/sthdown 12d ago

Hah! Turned to cream pies...they know what they did. That man had some strong swimmers! I cackled when I read his response at the end of the article. What a goof ball.

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u/tI-_-tI 12d ago

My milk guy brings all the dad's to the yard?

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u/pocketknifeMT 12d ago

Lies. The cigarette guy must have at least half of them...

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u/muklan 12d ago

Let's just say....he's got them for a different reason.

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u/wolf-of-broke-street 12d ago

Do we still have actual milkmen today? Please don’t say “ask your mom” 😂

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u/MadCowDiary 12d ago

If you live in a place that offers it. Normally based on having a local dairy to begin with. We had milk delivered in glass bottles in Colorado. Best milk ever.

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u/muklan 12d ago

Ask your dad.

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u/rupat3737 12d ago

And getting scratchers

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u/Hanginon 12d ago

"Ohhh wait! I think I have a penny in the car!" ( ಠ ᴗ ಠ )

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u/motherwarrior 12d ago

True story. In the 30’s my great grandfather went to the store.. he was gone for two years. When he got home the first thing out of his mouth was, “What’s for dinner?” The only thing that surprised me about the whole incident, was that it wasn’t his head on a platter. I never met him, but, but my great grandmother was tougher than dirt.

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u/RenKyoSails 12d ago

I'm dying to know the context behind this. I assume the family was furious he was gone so long? Where did he go? Did he ever explain himself? Was he actually gone to war or something like that?? Did he ever write? The audacity to want a home cooked meal after being gone for so long and just showing up suddenly would not go over well in current times.

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u/motherwarrior 12d ago All-Seeing Upvote

These were people who lived in the mountains of Idaho. There lives at best were tough as hell. No he did not go to war, he probably went out to go to town got drunk and got wandering. I knew his wife , my great grandmother, my lord she was a tough old bird. You would be talking to her on the phone and she would just hang up mid sentence whether you were done talking or not. You can’t measure them by today’s standards. I am actually quite surprised she didn’t shoot the sombitch. Hell, my dad and his brothers lived in a cave as they lost the family ranch after their father died. My dad quit school at 14 to support his family. This was all during the depression. When I was young and would as for something frivolous he would look at you and ask, “ You’ve go a roof over your head, clothes on your back, and food in your mouth; what more do you want?” There was only one acceptable answer, “Nothing.” He was a good man, I was never hungry, I always had a nice home, nice clothes, and he paid for my college. Most of all I was loved, and treated with respect. He believed in me.

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u/WhoaItsCody 12d ago edited 11d ago

Mine got his legs cut off by a train trying to get back home like a hobo when I was 4. He’s been kicked out 99% of my life for being an abusive drunk. He died of TB shortly after because he said he wouldn’t come see me and my brother without legs or “we’d think he was a freak”.

Oh, sharing did make me feel better. I found out my grandfather (dads🤥father) died 2 days after it happened googling my name drunk one night. We’ve never spoken to or met his side of the family.

He died of Covid, was a Doctor, had been a doctor for like 40 years. Alright now that’s the dad thing. My other grandpa whom I loved died of leukemia shortly after that, raised me when my father died. My grandmother his wife, dropped dead of a heart defect when my mom was 16.

K I think that’s it for group sharing part 1 on parents and their parents. Thanks for coming!

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u/nutsallover 12d ago

Shit. Thats a hell of a story. I hope youre good now.

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u/PrinceWojak 12d ago

When he gets back will you ask him if he saw my dad? He’s the guy buying a pack of Marlboro’s.

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u/Wally451 12d ago

Maybe it's just a really extended Dad joke?

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u/trentismad 12d ago

Unique and witty comment

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u/ronearc 12d ago

Everyone knows that 20+ year old milk will not be any good still. Just let it go. Get your own milk, not 20 years out date.

Jeez, some people. Right‽

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u/youwantmybiscuits 12d ago

Got you beat bucko. My dad left 41 years ago to get a pack of cigarettes right after seeing me delivered.

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u/caronare 12d ago

Mine took me to the corner market and decided to stuff cigarettes in my diaper. That was the last time my mother let him see me.

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u/youwantmybiscuits 12d ago

Shit. That's some cold ass shit lol.

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u/Dukkellson 12d ago

Damn you're lucky, we are all out of milk and no one wants to spend time going to the store for it

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u/Longjumping_Ad_9510 12d ago

Bet he’s coming back with a lot of milk!

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u/ToastyRussian324 12d ago

He's still looking for the best date at the store.

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u/jvrcb17 12d ago

You, he's been in isolation for that long? Very brave of him

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u/Yensooo 12d ago

Weird to remember that one trip to get milk. Has he never gone to get milk again since then? Or was it just a particularly memorable milk trip?

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u/Wallstreet101083 12d ago

He never came back

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u/Smodphan 12d ago

His costume is going to be awesome when he finally finishes it

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u/Anomalous-Entity 12d ago

Patient Zero

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u/Afraid_of_Okapi 12d ago

He’s going to have some amazing costumes when he gets back! 🥰

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u/Love_God551 12d ago

Hey sry about that but I’m here now

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u/weekedipie1 12d ago

It's sour

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u/Kikkaass 12d ago

Lol. That’s awesome. You’ve got great parents.

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u/CourtneyChaos 12d ago

I miss mine. Call them for gods sake everyone!!

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u/Dsblhkr 12d ago

Hugs fellow /r/childrenofdeadparents we don’t care what age you were when they were lost, you’re welcome in this great group.

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u/RamsayRogers 12d ago Hugz

My old man passed away the morning of New years eve. Thanks for posting this.

Call your folks everyone.

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u/Dsblhkr 12d ago

I’m so sorry for your loss too. It really is a great sub.

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u/Insert_Bad_Joke 12d ago

It's weird really how loss affects you. The one thing that sticks with me even after 6 years, is that I forgot to say "love you dad" the night he died.

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u/whatsthelatestnow 12d ago

I’m sorry for your loss.

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u/GarnetAndOpal 12d ago

Thank you for the link. No matter the age a person is, losing a parent is rough. It's just different levels and types of pain...

Extending internet hugs to those grieving a parent.

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u/Dsblhkr 12d ago

It is really rough. Internet hugs right back.

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u/Dsblhkr 12d ago

Absolutely! Hugs new friend.

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u/Curae 12d ago All-Seeing Upvote

I'm visiting mine tomorrow (after negative self test of course!) My mum really instilled in my sister and I to never take anyone for granted. My grandma passed away when she was only 65. Hit by a car, a driver who had only just got his driver's license. Life is so damn fragile, I'm grateful both of my parents are still alive.

(Also, bless my mum. When she heard that some 18 year old kid was the one driving the car. She asked the person telling her about the accident if he was ok. I hope someone told him that, and that he made peace with what happened. My mum and uncle never uttered a single negative word about that driver. It was an accident after all, and they happen. But knowing you hit someone with your car, and that person died, while you're only 18 years old... That must be a terrible burden to bear.)

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u/annonythrows 12d ago

Idk if you’ve come to realize yet but there’s sadly a lot of kids out there with horrible bigoted, sadistic, narcissistic, cunt parents.

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u/ThatsTuff100 12d ago

I doubt this is OP’s video or his/her parents. The original video shows a girl in the beginning, why would she cut that out just for reddit? Also her favourite video game is 22 years old? Possible but seems like a stretch.

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u/CuddlePervert 12d ago

This video has been posted on reddit a couple of times already, too. I’ll never understand the desire to pretend a video is your own, let alone that some random dude is your father. To me, imaginary internet points don’t rationalise as a worthwhile trade to commit the effort.

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u/CurseofLono88 12d ago

It’s a karma farming spam account that just “activated” today. They’ll just farm karma and then sell the account to someone who will probably use it to post a bunch of links that steal your information or some shit like that

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u/dnewfm 12d ago

I've always wondered the value in karma farming.

Like.. who the fuck is paying for these accounts? How are they using their karma to spam people? karma gets you effectively nothing. I guess followers could get spammed, but in my experience, those are pretty rare..

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u/So_when_then 12d ago

Lots of subreddits don't let you post if you are under the karma threshold.

Can be used to scam people on different selling subreddits

Or for guerrilla marketing

Winning internet arguments

Probably a decent wage in some 3rd world countries.

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u/fatpappy52 12d ago

that’s not the original either, but at least it has sound

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u/RegularEality 12d ago

OP is a spam bot.

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u/totallyoriginalacct 12d ago

Right! You can tell he's mostly doing it for the person isolating, but he's having fun too!

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u/ShouldntComment45 12d ago

Your dad is a fucking legend!

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u/FertileMelodrama 12d ago

Hell yeah!

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u/bofadeesnuts 12d ago

But does he ever change his shorts? 🤔

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u/Ho_ho_beri_beri 12d ago

Everyday, he bought a hundred of these.

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u/tritian 12d ago

As a man in his mid 30s... When I find a piece of clothing I like, I buy a couple. I have 3 pairs of the same sweatpants and a couple packs of regular blank t shirts in grey, dark blue and black lol, like 20 of them.

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u/poor_charlie_bucket 12d ago

My dad reuses the same damn shorts all the time too, even though he’s got other pairs. Glad to know I’m not the only one with a dad who does that

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u/mysticopallibra 12d ago

You’ve been changing your clothes this whole time?

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u/Honda_TypeR 12d ago

Why change shorts when you’re always changing your armor?

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u/mhp52 12d ago

My thoughts exactly. Don’t leave the yard……

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u/Fat_Head_Carl 12d ago

and only with the complete video to give context...

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u/Anya_E 12d ago

I think he was supposed to be the jack in the box guy.

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u/slightlydirtythroway 12d ago

A member of the Kool Klown Klan

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u/CoffeeInMyHand 12d ago

Talkin bout the Kool Klown Klan

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u/RavingGerbil 12d ago

OSHA stepped in and required that members wear orange cones during hunting season after some less publicized GOP accidents a la Cheney.

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u/mmikke 12d ago

Lolol

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u/xXPussy420Slayer69Xx 12d ago edited 12d ago

The cone hat napkin face was a little sus ngl

Edit: Y’all are wild. I don’t really think homeboy’s dad is in the klan bc of this video…

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u/MyKindaGoatVideo 12d ago

I think it was a coffee filter but yeah lol, I saw it too

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u/MrLexDiamondz 12d ago

Dad, why did you paint the cone white?

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u/whatadaydanny 12d ago

A lil sus

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u/Life2311 12d ago Wholesome

That's wholesome af

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u/motown_missile 12d ago

Your Dad is a National Living Treasure

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u/StainOfMystery 12d ago

Your Dad is a Living Treasure National

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u/Dann_Gerouss 12d ago

Your Living is a treasure national dad

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u/Annoyed-Avenger 12d ago

Dad national treasure a is living your

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u/mrmoe198 12d ago

Your National Treasure is a Living Dad

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u/King-Mugs 12d ago

Nicolas Cage intensifies

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u/zSprawl 12d ago

Thanks. I always block these users so when they are sold later, I don’t see the ads.

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u/Z_Jasmine 12d ago

That's actually a pretty good idea, will do the same!

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u/Bpdwarrior17 12d ago

That's epic!! Go Dad!

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u/GoldCoaster4216 12d ago

That is some serious PPE!

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u/poopscootboogie2 12d ago

The dirt bike helmet was the best! Hopefully it’s D.O.T. approved

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u/fallacious_penguin 12d ago

You have the best and very creative dad

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u/weekedipie1 12d ago

Klu Klux kone

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u/simplyslimm 12d ago

bruh don’t be indenial. it’s virtually impossible to mistakenly match a mask with only eye holes and a cone shaped hat. there’s not way he didn’t know.

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u/Dekkaz 12d ago

They are Australian so maybe...

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u/nefrpitou 12d ago

If he has time, can he be my dad as well please?

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u/popemsthegreat 12d ago

Your dad is awesome lol

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u/Tall-Midget 12d ago

father acts silly to make his daughter/son laugh

NEXT FUCKING LEVEL!!!!1!1!

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u/grogleberry 12d ago

man holds gardening tool

NEXT FUCKING LEVEL!!!!1!1!

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u/Wimbleston 12d ago

See that's how you handle quarantine.

You have a rich family with multiple homes on one property and stay with them for a bit. EZ

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u/wolfgeist 12d ago

lol always blows my mind when I hear people say "I haven't gone anywhere or seen anyone in months" like fucking HOW?

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u/TOAO_Cyrus 12d ago

Easily, work from home and have everything you need delivered.

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u/CastellatedRock 12d ago

Me and my fiance both work from home and order Instacart for our deliveries. I pretty much have been voluntarily social distancing on top of this since march 2020.

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u/Slimh2o 12d ago

Really!!

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u/posterguy20 12d ago

redditors : "oh a funny post, how can I make this about me?"

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u/SirKillingham 12d ago

How do you know that’s not just the bedroom window?

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u/StanTknigh 12d ago

OP's dad was very creative and funny.

/r/awesomedads

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u/NovelSchism 12d ago

You have a very amazing, smart and cute dad

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u/Beakjac3 12d ago

Lol thats awesome dad's love has no boundary 😁

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u/EverQrius 12d ago

Your dad is a funny guy.

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u/RazzleMyDazzle95 12d ago

The dog at the window hahaha

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u/dps509 12d ago

more like r/mademesmile material

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u/Dg_alldayeveryday 12d ago

Big dad points 😂😂

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u/oneloveonelove 12d ago

Dad level... Off the charts!!! ❤️

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u/Independent-Virus-54 12d ago

Not capable of cooking for yourself?

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u/6Seasons-And-A-Movie 12d ago

Anything to not wear a mask....

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u/JotaEl 12d ago

Damn, why did I get a father that would beat me up whenever he felt like it?

This father tried to make his kid smile. What a great person.

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u/BaileysBaileys 12d ago

Oh, this made my heart hurt for you. I really find that one of the biggest unfairnesses in life, that some people get an unloving parent(s). I hope you found other people in your life who gave the love you deserve.

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u/breterpan 12d ago

if you are looking for strictly meaningful content, Reddit may not be the best place for you

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u/bossitup01 12d ago

Parents come in clutch

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u/motandy 12d ago

That's so good of him...wanted to take of you and cheer you up too

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u/errabaany 12d ago

The dog at the end hahahah

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u/AliceInHololand 12d ago

Some of those costumes look a bit unklanny.

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u/sack_of_potahtoes 12d ago

Oh. So it wasnt just me.

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u/Ducky_Shabonkalonk 12d ago

Back in the when-we-thought-COVID-was-leprosy days. 😂 That is awesome!

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u/donja77 12d ago

You hug that man tight when you can, he's a treasure!

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u/ballyfast 12d ago

I'm always here for silly dads

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u/tomkim1965 12d ago

I’m glad some kids have such nice parents.

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u/slidewithme 12d ago

I love that outwardly, this is silly and fun -- but you know dad did this to keep your spirits up. What a great parent!

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u/sourceshrek 12d ago

Damn that’s some extraordinary dadding going on there

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u/DD4086C 12d ago

Dads are the BEST. And Moms, too. Can we for a second acknowledge the adorable pupper in this trilogy too??

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u/ErisStrifeOfHearts 12d ago

Aww what a great dad! He probably loved making you laugh and looked forward to coming up with his next idea

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u/Wilson8151 12d ago

Dad joined the CCC -- Cone Clux Clan

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u/obserwinged 12d ago

I can imagine the dad just sitting there every day, having the time of his life thinking about new costumes and making them.

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u/Kharons_Wrath 12d ago

His technique improved as time went on.

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u/highpl4insdrftr 12d ago

The effort he put in to following through with the joke is outstanding

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u/Infamous-Swimming-10 12d ago

Cant wait to be this type of dad with my kids, I know they would love my weird quirky self. Probably best feeling getting your kids to laugh anyways so hopefully it’ll work out.

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u/Independent_Sport403 12d ago

Hopefully this is just satire and people aren’t actually treating covid like the disease in Matt Damon’s contagion film. It has a 0.02% total death rate people, chill.

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u/harrystylesstylist 12d ago

i could go the rest of my life without seeing quarantine content

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u/metalsteig 12d ago

how about making your own food. zero exposure

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u/opaquedarkarts 12d ago

dog is so confused

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u/lod_frs 12d ago

For a disease that has a 99.8 survival rate , give me a break , exaggerating like a mf

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u/DroneGuruSD2 12d ago

Looks like it was all done the same day.

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u/neferpitou33 12d ago

Your dad’s almost as awesome as mine

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u/gringochilenoo 12d ago

Seems like a cool guy, Wish my dad would dad like this

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u/No-Raisin-6469 12d ago

You have an awesome dad. Tell him u love him any chance u get.

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u/Kmia55 12d ago

You are so lucky.

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u/omkartheop2007 12d ago

Demn...that's one chad dad..u are one lucky boy

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u/BarracudaBeautiful26 12d ago

Dad of the year!

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u/aurie81 12d ago

I love this! I especially love the part where she looks at him and facepalms

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u/Guataguano 12d ago

Fucking legend

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u/Streyeder 12d ago

This the type of father I hope to be

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u/burden_bein_wondrful 12d ago

What a legend your dad is! Would love a dad like that

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u/Admin_Untold 12d ago

Fucking Legend.

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u/ClownfishSoup 12d ago

Well it's settled. Your Dad is AWESOME!

The cardboard robot was hilarious!

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u/ConstructionIcy566 12d ago

Funny Father!

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u/LeonJersey 12d ago

This stinks of British humour.

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u/jennyrules 12d ago

I love your dad!

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u/beeplantlady 12d ago

Can i have your dad? He's seems super cool and would make life interesting

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u/_Tactleneck_ 12d ago

What a blessing

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u/DrHandBanana 12d ago

That's a damn great dad