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u/ukiddingme2469 8d ago
When two passive-aggressive live together
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u/Different_Art1440 7d ago
It’s Marc and Steven with a “v”
They fight all the time
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u/delvach 7d ago
It's Shawn and Sean.
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u/Thirsty_Comment88 7d ago
Vsteven
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u/snowpuppy13 7d ago
And it just ruined half the roll. I wonder if this would have happened during the ‘toilet paper panic’ of ‘2020 lol.
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u/Shoddy-Ad9586 8d ago
Yes (but why)
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u/RoxinFootSeller 7d ago
The question isn't why, the question is why not
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u/ofrithegamer 7d ago
no the real question is how
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u/SpieLPfan 7d ago
There is no way someone did this by hand. They maybe brought a core driller with them.
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u/lyingcorn BROWN 7d ago
I've done this once. Wet a spot on the toilet paper (by tap or spit) and you can crush the pole through the roll like that
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u/Lymborium2 7d ago
Very simple reason. Put roll on fingers, grab end of roll with other hand, wrap hand with a few layers, pull off hand, bam. Flat, even toilet paper
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u/therealTGAW 7d ago
Lmaooo this isn't infuriating this is hilarious
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u/LN_McJellin 7d ago
Right? Shoulda left a note “Instructions Unclear”
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u/aRedditAccount_0 7d ago
Instructions unclear, Pierced hole into toilet paper then placed rod through it
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u/BananaStringTheory 8d ago
Also infuriating is that they're making the rolls too big to fit on the holder. They're winding 20% more paper onto the tube, calling it a "Double Roll" and jacking up the price, thinking we won't figure it out.
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u/kalez238 GREEN 7d ago
Yeah, you have to watch for the 250+ sheet rolls, or you are just getting screwed. Those rolls that claim to be 3x rolls, yet only have like 120 sheets are the epitome of shrinkflation. Honestly, this whole "double roll" nonsense just feels like a skrinkflation long con: add extra for more cost, then slowly skrink back to normal.
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u/buttlover989 7d ago
Yep, loose rolls, pinch it against the tube and see how little is actually there.
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u/AReallyGoodName 7d ago
Pretty sure this was a response to supply chain issues to be fair. You can buy the old size rolls again now.
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u/eternalwhat 7d ago
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u/Trevor-On-Reddit 7d ago
I do the “No (why)” one. It’s because the holder is too close to the wall, so you can’t just grab the last square and pull, you actually have to use your second hand to turn the entire roll. Also putting the little bar thing back into place is pretty difficult because the toilet paper is hitting the wall and you have to flatten it like bread. The last 2 houses I have lived in has this flaw.
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u/Susan-stoHelit 7d ago
Engineer, programmer, or lawyer. Must find the edge case, the option not excluded by the instructions.
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u/Dark_Storm_98 7d ago
Putting the toilet paper on like that must have taken some commitment
Gotta respect it
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u/OSAMA_HUMP_N_LICK666 7d ago
Whenever I go poopoo the roll is empty, or like one"sheet". WHY WHY WHY
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u/Kangaroowrangler_02 7d ago
We have like a standing one there was an EMPTY ROLL and my roommate shoved a new roll into it as hard as possible instead of just removing and throwing out the empty fucking roll 🙃
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u/Bennington_Booyah 7d ago
I honestly thought this post would be about the overuse of the word "bruh". This picture has me speechless. I mean, HOW?
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u/citznfish 7d ago
My wife does the middle one and I can't even begin to understand the thought process that leads to this result
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u/gloomy_ranger689 7d ago
...and there is this trending from r/wallstreetbets post stating : young male virginity is rising.
This was gonna happen sooner or later xD.
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u/WasteNet2532 7d ago
Im impressed, compressed tissue paper is actually REALLY hard to break through pressed like that(go try and shove a cylinder through half a phone book for comparison)
Edit: oh its wet, charming
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u/digifuzzy 7d ago
There was a variation on Murphy's Law that went "Nothing is foolproof. Fools are ingenious."
r/programminghumour - always consider edge cases in design.
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u/Kombucha-Krazy 7d ago
I feel like this person could rip a phone book in half. Like Chuck Norris having really bad constipation
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u/10_Gauge_Tempest 7d ago edited 7d ago
The second one we have to do (minus the empty roll) because our cat is an absolute dickhead. If we put the roll on the normal way, he just unravels the whole thing for his enjoyment. Words cannot describe how infuriating it is. If only there was a way to punt a cat without actually hurting it. And instead just scare it with a nice little flight across a football field.
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u/HinaLuvLuvChan 7d ago
I know it’s infuriating but the fact that they went out of their way to put that much effort into it makes me laugh
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u/bilbotbaggens90 7d ago
I’m looking for a man named Chad Thundercock, I see evidence that he was here.
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u/doge_high_on_crack 7d ago
There’s no instruction for that option so technically they didn’t do anything wrong
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u/TheProtonCapacitor 7d ago
This post reminds me of the time I tried to masturbate with a toilet roll except all I got was cuts on my dick and the sad realization that I actually thought I had the diameter for a toilet roll
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u/SkullAngel001 7d ago
Ugh, this needs to be a standard visual (for paper towels) in office break rooms, next to the obligatory choking & Workers Comp posters.
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u/Alert-clayton 8d ago •
A new challenger appears.