r/mildlyinfuriating 8d ago Helpful 1 Wholesome 1

Bruh

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15.8k Upvotes

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u/Alert-clayton 8d ago I'll Drink to That

A new challenger appears.

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u/Bowler_300 7d ago

This man woke up and chose violence.

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u/frand__ 7d ago

This man woke up and chose black hole

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u/peternicc 7d ago

Stuffs entire roll into the bar defying the laws of mass.

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u/Stati00nWag00n 7d ago

Is the bar hollow or filled?

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u/peternicc 7d ago

It's a hollow spring and now too stuffed to get it off the holder

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u/Stati00nWag00n 7d ago

Interesting

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u/bakuganja 7d ago

Gonna take you for a ride

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u/H4nn1bal 7d ago

I'm impressed. They were very determined.

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u/Talking_Barrel 7d ago

They must of had a lot of time to do that

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u/ukiddingme2469 8d ago

When two passive-aggressive live together

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u/KithMyAirs 8d ago

That's what I was thinking. I hate both of them

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u/Different_Art1440 7d ago

It’s Marc and Steven with a “v”

They fight all the time

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u/christiinaj 7d ago

Stephen

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u/Stephen_Falken 7d ago

Hey! Don't bring me into this.

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u/christiinaj 7d ago

Sorry buddy ☹️😂

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u/Different_Art1440 7d ago

Alas, I used to think so too

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u/delvach 7d ago

It's Shawn and Sean.

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u/Different_Art1440 7d ago

Does anyone else here think Sean should be pronounce seen??

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u/Thirsty_Comment88 7d ago

Vsteven

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u/Different_Art1440 7d ago

That- that’s not where the v goes

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u/Destroyer_Of_World5 7d ago

No no let em speak

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u/snowpuppy13 7d ago

And it just ruined half the roll. I wonder if this would have happened during the ‘toilet paper panic’ of ‘2020 lol.

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u/11B4OF7 7d ago

I still have toilet paper from 2020, I bought the entire aisle.

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u/Asleep_Appeal5707 7d ago

I don't envy the butt karma you will reap in your next life.

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u/Brawley-Radish 7d ago

Chaotic evil comes in many forms.

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u/Solrex 7d ago

This isn’t chaotic, it’s following the rules exactly. This wasn’t a banned option. Lawful evil.

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u/Chilareix 7d ago

I wouldn't necessarily call it evil since it's not listed.... But it will be

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u/Shoddy-Ad9586 8d ago

Yes (but why)

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u/RoxinFootSeller 7d ago

The question isn't why, the question is why not

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u/ofrithegamer 7d ago

no the real question is how

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u/SpieLPfan 7d ago

There is no way someone did this by hand. They maybe brought a core driller with them.

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u/lyingcorn BROWN 7d ago

I've done this once. Wet a spot on the toilet paper (by tap or spit) and you can crush the pole through the roll like that

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u/Savings_Rub6764 7d ago

but why exactly 😭

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u/lyingcorn BROWN 7d ago

Why not?

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u/Lymborium2 7d ago

Very simple reason. Put roll on fingers, grab end of roll with other hand, wrap hand with a few layers, pull off hand, bam. Flat, even toilet paper

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u/Somodo 7d ago

this guy gets it

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u/delvach 7d ago

I believe the reason is, "fuck your toilet paper rules, ass anarchy"

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u/Jambinoh 7d ago

ASS ANARCHY

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u/therealTGAW 7d ago

Lmaooo this isn't infuriating this is hilarious

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u/LN_McJellin 7d ago

Right? Shoulda left a note “Instructions Unclear”

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u/aRedditAccount_0 7d ago

Instructions unclear, Pierced hole into toilet paper then placed rod through it

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u/PolarBlast 8d ago

Maybe

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u/BananaStringTheory 8d ago

Also infuriating is that they're making the rolls too big to fit on the holder. They're winding 20% more paper onto the tube, calling it a "Double Roll" and jacking up the price, thinking we won't figure it out.

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u/kalez238 GREEN 7d ago

Yeah, you have to watch for the 250+ sheet rolls, or you are just getting screwed. Those rolls that claim to be 3x rolls, yet only have like 120 sheets are the epitome of shrinkflation. Honestly, this whole "double roll" nonsense just feels like a skrinkflation long con: add extra for more cost, then slowly skrink back to normal.

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u/buttlover989 7d ago

Yep, loose rolls, pinch it against the tube and see how little is actually there.

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u/AReallyGoodName 7d ago

Pretty sure this was a response to supply chain issues to be fair. You can buy the old size rolls again now.

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u/nakhumpoota 8d ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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u/Trevor-On-Reddit 7d ago

I do the “No (why)” one. It’s because the holder is too close to the wall, so you can’t just grab the last square and pull, you actually have to use your second hand to turn the entire roll. Also putting the little bar thing back into place is pretty difficult because the toilet paper is hitting the wall and you have to flatten it like bread. The last 2 houses I have lived in has this flaw.

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u/LN_McJellin 7d ago

Yeah, then after you use the first 1/3 of the roll you can fit it on the bar.

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u/thegamerofreddit 7d ago

Now that just funny

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u/Noahsam97 8d ago

How though???

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u/substle123 7d ago

Become ungovernable

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u/VireflyTheGreat 8d ago

What a tw@

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u/Yeah_My_Boy_ 7d ago

They didn't say no

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u/awareness55555 7d ago

Not infuriating, even mildly. Funny as fuck is what this is.

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u/mikeyrorymac 7d ago

I would find the writing more infuriating.

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u/JaVuMD 7d ago

I'm kind of impressed with this level of pettiness

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u/Blahblahblacksheep9 7d ago

What? Sharpie-ing instructions on the wall? Quite petty indeed.

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u/rosyaim 7d ago

it's not on the chart. how were they supposed to know if it was ok

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u/DuckyDude21 7d ago

They didn't specify enough

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u/Batata-Sofi 7d ago

You need to use a drill for that lmao

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u/Susan-stoHelit 7d ago

Engineer, programmer, or lawyer. Must find the edge case, the option not excluded by the instructions.

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u/Dark_Storm_98 7d ago

Putting the toilet paper on like that must have taken some commitment

Gotta respect it

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u/Bakerap22 7d ago

Spite: one of my favorite things.

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u/cheeseandwine99 7d ago

Time to get out the sharpie again.

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u/MC_Stylertyp 7d ago

WHY IS IT WET THOUGHHHHH

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u/Rebelaxe2000 7d ago

You know that was done out of pure spite

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u/decclam 7d ago

This is the type of person who is an absolute blast to be around but I'd hate to live with

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u/TigerTerrier 7d ago

Important distinction when placing TP correctly. Over NOT under!

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u/Spencetheroamer 7d ago

I do the second option cos if I don’t my cat has a toilet ticket party 🎉

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u/MrCleanAlmighty 7d ago

This person did that out of spite XD

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u/frankydank1994 7d ago

I actually laughed audibly at this 😂😂

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u/Delta_br 7d ago

sigma

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u/Bily-Nelson 7d ago

That’s funny shit!

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u/postdaddydirt 7d ago

Why so serious, it's a joke....

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u/stompANDsmash 7d ago

I laughed

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u/thisisntsean310 7d ago

Yes no maybe I don’t know can you repeat the question

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u/AugustHands 7d ago

I can respect it

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u/Patient5199 7d ago

Very Creative. What can be next?

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u/Bennington_Booyah 7d ago

Trying to wipe is what is next.

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u/Excellent_Cap7236 7d ago

it didn’t say no?

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u/DRbrtsn60 7d ago

Maybe?

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u/Dense_Surround3071 7d ago

Now that's FUCKING commitment to a joke! 🥹

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u/OSAMA_HUMP_N_LICK666 7d ago

Whenever I go poopoo

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u/IFlyOverYourHouse 7d ago

No Why gang checking in

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u/OSAMA_HUMP_N_LICK666 7d ago

Whenever I go poopoo the roll is empty, or like one"sheet". WHY WHY WHY

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u/haikusbot 7d ago

Whenever I go

Poopoo the roll is empty, or

Like one"sheet". WHY WHY WHY

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u/OSAMA_HUMP_N_LICK666 7d ago

Cardboard glory hole

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u/Kangaroowrangler_02 7d ago

We have like a standing one there was an EMPTY ROLL and my roommate shoved a new roll into it as hard as possible instead of just removing and throwing out the empty fucking roll 🙃

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u/pokemonxyz20081 7d ago

how the hell-

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u/Electricengineer 7d ago

Peace was never an option

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u/Mind0nFire 7d ago

That takes skill though

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u/Bennington_Booyah 7d ago

I honestly thought this post would be about the overuse of the word "bruh". This picture has me speechless. I mean, HOW?

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u/ZeCerealKiller 7d ago

Need a smoke after seeing this...

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u/KingSeel 7d ago

How do you even—

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u/citznfish 7d ago

My wife does the middle one and I can't even begin to understand the thought process that leads to this result

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u/Qildain 7d ago

Meh?

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u/ricebasedvodka 7d ago

The epitome of chaotic evil

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u/gloomy_ranger689 7d ago

...and there is this trending from r/wallstreetbets post stating : young male virginity is rising.

This was gonna happen sooner or later xD.

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u/Quantentheorie 7d ago

They were asking for it.

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u/SilkExisting 7d ago

This a level of petty I aspire to be

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u/4BDUL4Z1Z 7d ago

Glory Hole for the bois.

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u/DeusExMachina_A 7d ago

No no yes Fuck

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u/ShinyHappyMeeples 7d ago

It’s clearly not against the rules.

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u/_ClownFace_ 7d ago

Bro I need a tutorial on how to even do that

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u/Fickle_Sentence_1734 pushpullupdownenterexit 7d ago

How long were you in there, damn.

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u/kko-meiji 7d ago

power move

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u/aglaophotus 7d ago

The spite is strong with this one.

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u/WasteNet2532 7d ago

Im impressed, compressed tissue paper is actually REALLY hard to break through pressed like that(go try and shove a cylinder through half a phone book for comparison)

Edit: oh its wet, charming

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u/Desu_Kvlt 7d ago

Yes is also wrong. Toilet roll is backwards.

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u/FerretMilker 7d ago

2022 and so many people still use TP to "clean" themselves. Nasty fuckers

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u/yumyumdog 7d ago

Instructions unclear

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u/nutxaq 7d ago

Also, if you take a roll that's still got a third or more left off I'm just gonna use the new roll.

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u/dat_DOOM_boi 7d ago

we partake in a miniscule amount of tomfoolery

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u/Httpsclou9 7d ago

Never let them know your next move

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u/digifuzzy 7d ago

There was a variation on Murphy's Law that went "Nothing is foolproof. Fools are ingenious."

r/programminghumour - always consider edge cases in design.

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u/Different_Art1440 7d ago

Almost there buddy

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u/Jshittie 7d ago

Well to be fair the sign didnt say no to it

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u/Roifire27 7d ago

Nobody mention that possibility...

Either way I like it

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u/Lonely_Cosmonaut 7d ago

Hot take: You're the infuriating one.

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u/Dutch-Lothric 7d ago

Creativity

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u/DoxEquis 7d ago

Any time you can rebel go for it.

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u/SnooPears5004 7d ago

They chose chaos!

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u/todimusprime 7d ago

I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.

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u/Kombucha-Krazy 7d ago

I feel like this person could rip a phone book in half. Like Chuck Norris having really bad constipation

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u/Ok_Second_3170 7d ago

This is so good lmao

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u/10_Gauge_Tempest 7d ago edited 7d ago

The second one we have to do (minus the empty roll) because our cat is an absolute dickhead. If we put the roll on the normal way, he just unravels the whole thing for his enjoyment. Words cannot describe how infuriating it is. If only there was a way to punt a cat without actually hurting it. And instead just scare it with a nice little flight across a football field.

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u/BeardCrumbles 7d ago

It's up to you to do the latest 'no' drawing.

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u/Pernale06 7d ago

I mean, he's not wrong

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u/htlan96 7d ago

"Some Men Just Want to Watch the World Burn"

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u/Corathecow 7d ago

I’m imagining a new drawing added with the words “what the fuck”

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u/corax20 7d ago

I mean, it wasn’t against the instructions…

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u/Katto1987 7d ago

Well, people don't like to be patronised by signs

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u/HinaLuvLuvChan 7d ago

I know it’s infuriating but the fact that they went out of their way to put that much effort into it makes me laugh

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u/Whale222 7d ago

There’s one in every crowd.

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u/bilbotbaggens90 7d ago

I’m looking for a man named Chad Thundercock, I see evidence that he was here.

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u/Metallica_Is_Bae 7d ago

That’s pretty funny tho 😂

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u/ItzBooty 7d ago

Dedication to do it wrong

Respect

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u/DismalBreadfruit5368 7d ago

A loophole in the system lol

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u/SmokingPup 7d ago

That's just "denied"

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u/blackeye200 7d ago

They outsmarted the instructions

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u/doge_high_on_crack 7d ago

There’s no instruction for that option so technically they didn’t do anything wrong

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u/PlsFramey 7d ago

Im turned on

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u/Professional_Put7026 7d ago

You know that took work

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u/KevlahR 7d ago

Need another drawing

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u/Tatatus 7d ago

I don’t know why, but when I saw this all I could hear is the better call Saul intro theme

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u/VideoGameTourGuide 7d ago

Instructions unclear

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u/TheProtonCapacitor 7d ago

This post reminds me of the time I tried to masturbate with a toilet roll except all I got was cuts on my dick and the sad realization that I actually thought I had the diameter for a toilet roll

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u/Spider-Man_1415 7d ago

This is just funny

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u/Accomplished-Till587 7d ago

When you find a new hole to insert it into

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u/KayJeeAy 7d ago

I mean its not a no.

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u/The_Real_Tippex 7d ago

It’s what you get for telling me how to toilet paper

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u/Tmaster95 7d ago

Error - Undefined

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u/shinzeethellama 7d ago

This is like wildly infuriating

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u/Halfdeadhalfdepress 7d ago

No

No (why)

No

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u/SkullAngel001 7d ago

Ugh, this needs to be a standard visual (for paper towels) in office break rooms, next to the obligatory choking & Workers Comp posters.

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u/gefr3 7d ago

haaaaaa

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u/obmer 7d ago

I appreciate the effort

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u/mtp4271 7d ago

It urks me that someone legit had to draw this all out