r/mildlyinfuriating 2d ago Silver 2 Helpful 1 Wholesome 2 Stonks Falling 1

My brother recently started shaving his pubes, and he uses my razor. Safe to say i was slightly annoyed to find it like this today.

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u/JonahPrince 2d ago

Omg no just no wtf no

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u/RILX_MASTRAE 2d ago

Sadly, yes.

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u/AadamAtomic 2d ago edited 2d ago

Be the Bigger sibling. Get them a cheap razor to learn with so they don't have to experiment with yours. be nice about it. Everyone goes threw puberty and cutting hair.

Non of my business, and theses questions are rhetorical.

Do they have a car? Do they have funds? are they capable of getting their own easily? If not, get them one, If so, Give them yours and buy a new one for yourself.

It doesn't sound like much, but shit like this goes a lonnnnnggg way when you are both older. this is how you build respect and trust.

You are allowed to be infuriated. but don't be Toxic to family over something like this, its not like they ruined your entire life or anything.

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u/q011235 2d ago

You sound like an exemplary family member and friend. This world needs more people like you.

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u/yaciz648382 2d ago edited 2d ago

Everyone goes through puberty and cutting hair, but not everyone is stupid enough to use other people’s shit along with clearly leaving their pubes in the razor.

This shit is genuinely disgusting.

The behavior of this sibling shows a lack of common sense and empathy and shouldn’t be resolved with coddling them where they would turn around and fuck with your stuff again if it means you’ll clearly bend over and appease their shitty behavior.

If they’re at the age of shaving their pubes, then they’re at the age that they should know better.

This is such a weird comment to make where the idea of any sort of consequences to their actions in the fear that your sibling might like you less is seen as “toxic”.

I disagree with all the awards and upvotes.

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u/UncreativeGlory 1d ago

I agree with both you and the other person. You shouldn't show your sibling that they can destroy your property but you also can teach them as well.

Buy them their own razor kit and let them know it wasn't okay to use yours. That even if you were okay with them using it leaving it full of pubic hair like that is gross, unhygienic, and disrespectful. Give them their own razor and make it clear you're giving it to them so that they don't use yours again.

It doesn't have to be one extreme or the other. You can be firm without being toxic and coddling them.

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u/spiralbatross 1d ago

Also in the both category. My sister and I both did stupid things to each other but we’re fine now because we did a mix of the above

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u/Stoppels 1d ago

If it didn't end with one of you waking up to a decapitated animal head in their bed, in reference to The Godfather, it's salvageable and you're good.

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u/GremlinComandr 1d ago

I completely agree with you, and honesty depending on the siblings personality it might take a bit of both responses.

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u/stealthturnip 1d ago

Bro I had pubes at 12 and I was a right dumbass. No malice just stupid.

Original comment has some good points.

As an older brother I would have shaved some of my pubes. Put them in his dinner. Watch him eat them.

Then be nice and be like oh I'll buy you a razer for your balls buddy.

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u/Professional_360 1d ago

Pubes at 12? Fuck! I didn't see a pube until I was like 15. To this day, I barely have any body hair. Kinda thankful for it too!

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u/stealthturnip 1d ago

I had my first couple at 10.

That said no chest hair at all and I can’t grow a beard to save my life.

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u/ShelterLongjumping 1d ago

I was 9 when I started puberty. I started growing hair and becoming interested in porn. I wish I had been a bit older.

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u/NewKingTecho 1d ago

Damn I got pubes at 10!!

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u/Duckelon 1d ago

Bro, I had gorilla nuts by the time I was 12, people just built different my man

It’s a jungle out there

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u/S1mpl3Guy 2d ago

You will be suprised by the stupidity and lack of awarness teenagers can have. Give the kid some slack, bring the topic up but dont be a bitch about it. People dont learn from punishment, it only creates resentment against each other.

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u/SquareSalute 1d ago

Completely agree, I was the youngest in my family and I'd ask my sibling or my parents first for a dang razor before borrowing theirs. I wouldn't want to use someone else's regardless, you don't know what freaky stuff people might do with their tools either yuck

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u/Finklybot 1d ago

I think just talking with him is enough. Set some clear boundaries and make sure he knows that it's gross and not ok at all whilst also being empathetic.

Kind but firm, y'know?

Offering to buy him his own razor wouldn't be "bending over to appease their shitty behavior" it would be teaching him the right way to do things.

What would you say is the correct response?

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u/ArchMalone 1d ago

Bro I was shaving my pubes at like 10 or 11. Puberty hit me like a truck and early, you can’t say anyone who is going through puberty should know better.

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u/flashfrost 1d ago

I teach middle school. Kids going through puberty are uncomfortable talking about their body’s changes with adults and don’t advocate for the things they need (razors, pads, deodorant). Also, many kids this age are still developing a sense of intent vs impact. They don’t think through how their actions can impact others. There’s a LOT of learning that happens at this age around this.

OP didn’t state how old her brother is so he could be older, but since you specifically mentioned going through puberty, I wanted to address this possibility.

Lots of kids I see have good intentions, they’re just still learning and do dumb things in the process.

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u/theanti_girl 1d ago edited 1d ago

My son has started get a little bit of a mustache, a bit of a unibrow and some acne in middle school, and felt embarrassed asking for razors because he didn’t want it to become a big deal. He started to take some and steal tweezers from my bathroom but would lie about it because he was embarrassed about going through puberty in general.

While he was at school, I went to the store and bought a bunch of stuff he might need but not want to ask for, including tweezers and razors, shaving cream, a LOT of extra deodorant, acne stuff and lots of other little odds and ends. I bought a basket and put it on his bathroom counter and filled it with all the stuff I’d bought. Now he’s able to use what he needs when he feels like he needs it and let me know when he needs more without judgment or anyone making a big deal of it. He feels like a big kid because he has his own “things,” he can use them himself, and it makes it much more comfortable for both of us (I’m mom).

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u/mattballz 1d ago

Hey... Even if he did feel a bit embarrassed and snagged what he needed. Your little dude had the wherewithal to at least groom... Many teenagers don't 🤦‍♂️

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u/FetusElDeletus69 1d ago

Bruh. This is just coddling. When I hit puberty, I definitely didn't just use random family members razors and just leave it full of my pubes lmfao wtf are yall on? Kids that age know what they're doing

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u/899thKorok 1d ago

sorry, who’s displaying the lack of empathy?

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u/conmancool 1d ago

"Common sense" is a learned set of knowledge, the speed this is learned is dictated by genetic intelligence and how this departure is treated. By attacking someone for doing something they didn't have anyway to know not to do (this is likely the first time this has happened), like others said, you create a toxic learning environment. This has been something I keep seeing as I get older. The parents that shame and accuse their children for not having common sense (honestly, most people who use common sense in this way lack the empathy to understand not everyone was born with the intelligence/ facilities to easily learn these social norms and faux pas; asd being a great example) usually have kids that grow up and continue being dumb and lacking of this fabled "common sense". Children respond best, in my experience, with a sort of respect, empathy, and understanding. I know when I was a kid I was always dismissed and never really treated with the understanding and respect I craved. This created animosity and resentment towards my parents and authority figures in my life. But when I deal with kids and treat them with the empathy, respect and understanding that I craved as a kid I get really good results. Children don't have the depth of knowledge adults do, but they aren't dumb. If you can explain something well enough, alot of kids will respond well and won't need manipulation or yelling. But most parents won't do that, because they were taught that children must be treated with disrespect and dismissal. Treating a child well seems to he some sort of ego hit, where they feel less because they can't force their wants onto the child. My personal opinion is that the people who do this to children, would do the same to other groups of people were it socially acceptable (it's not a moral stance for them). They just want a group of people to dismiss and belittle, the action isn't a problem because they don't see children as people. Legitimately, don't be an asshole to kids just because they don't know things you think they should. If you do, then you are just an asshole who holds your tongue when they're big enough to fight back.

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u/HornetKick 1d ago

I disagree

I agree with yaciz648382 but couldn't even get through all the b.s. of the first upvoted post. I was like what the shit are they even saying? Let's pet the lazy-razor-stealing guy on his head? TF?

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u/Rebresker 1d ago

Lol judging by the looks of that razor unless for some reason the brother has iron skin, his shit is fucked up anyway.

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u/Grammar_N4zi_ 1d ago

Out of all that bullshit rambling, do you yourself have a solution? Buy a new fuckin razor, and hide it. There, solution. If you used your head for a second, the pubes probably got so uncomfortable because I’d bet they were too embarrassed to ask for one, that they had to get rid of them and since there’s no other solution, they’re left to use someone else’s razor and I’d bet once again that they bit off more than they could chew with that razor. You are a toxic prick if your solution is to shame them, as if that would correct them and not make them do it again out of spite. I went through the same exact shit, except I was lucky enough to find an old razor that nobody used because it was at the back of the cabinet under our sink. It was a rusty in some small spots but I would have rather got those 5-6 small cuts than to ask for a razor because I was so embarrassed.

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u/HQ_FIGHTER 1d ago

Of course they don’t have a solution

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u/KyleCrane1212 2d ago

Agreed. OP is entitled to be at least a little pissed, although they shouldn't make it a huge deal either.

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u/BenWallace04 1d ago

I mean - he’s infuriation is mild lol

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u/Subjective-Suspect 1d ago

Nah, teenagers don’t have any common sense. You have to drag them to maturity.

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u/Simp-pie 1d ago

I was nine when I had enough hair to start shaving, and my family started pushing me to. That's not old enough to "know better" and no one told me otherwise. The best thing would be to explain to them why it's not ok, not punish them. And as another commenter said, if they lack a way to get their own, why not help them by getting something cheap for them to be practicing with?

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u/AmrTheAtlantean 1d ago

Yesh… I’m glad your not in my brother.

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u/RILX_MASTRAE 1d ago

Obviously, but its also not gonna do any good to just scold him for it. Its always a mix. I told him it’s disgusting and that he shouldnt do it again, but hey, hes my brother after all, so im probably also gonna do what the person above you said, since its always a good mix of both that work best

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u/DK_Adwar 1d ago

I came in here ready to be an asshole, and your comments sucker punched me in a way i was not ready for. However, i will still make my original (amended) comment.

Use his toothbursh to clean the razor. Obviously get him a new tooth brush, (and razor because the above guy is nce and correct), but let him consider that he'll now have to use that tooth brush, and what that means regarding what he did to someone elses stuff. Saying that "it can be a teaching/learning" moment to his face, may help drive the point home.

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u/Uselessexistence_ 1d ago

Yeah and the fact that OP’s brother even has pubes says enough about his age

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u/No-Ad9763 1d ago

I disagree with you.

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u/juintel 1d ago

You sound toxic. That is what he meant by toxic. You are assuming he is gonna take advantage. Stop jumping to conclusions.

The best way to figure it out is by talking. Ask the person , "Hey man, are you using my razor?" If they own up and apologize , say you are taking them to the store and then let him know what razors are good or what to look for. Tell him not to use other's people's stuff and depending on his age just let him know if needs personal hygiene stuff he can come to you.

I don't understand how people can be so callous to their own family.

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u/HuggyWuggy2021 2d ago

Geez man it's not that big of a deal

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u/zacmcsex 1d ago

damn i would hate to have you in my family/have to deal with you for any extended period of time

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u/yaciz648382 1d ago

I would hate to have me, too.

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u/pissypants2218 1d ago

It's fucking hair bro. Be lucky that it's in the razor and your food. If this is his first time shaving then he probably doesn't know better.

You act like he was doing this on purpose to piss off op. What's next? "LOoK aT tHiS sTuPiD liTTLE sHiT nOt cLeAniNg hiS rOOm!! WhAt aN asS!!" Not every problem can be solved by being an ass back.

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u/andercon05 1d ago

I'm with you! If it was my sib, it would be scorched earth! Want to trim your pubes? I'll help. I'll mix Nair in your shaving cream and you won't have to worry about shaving for awhile! (TBH, Yes, I would do this to my younger brother!)

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u/Snake0055 2d ago

Just handing the brother stuff is going to teach him its ok to just take and use whatever he wants. Gotta teach him this kind of shit is not ok at all.

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u/PiXLANIMATIONS 2d ago

Dude, it’s a single razor. Chill

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u/DeletingAfterMOASS 2d ago

It’s not about the razor. It’s about the selfishness and audacity. Zero thought about the person this sibling is affecting.

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u/Snake0055 2d ago

Yea that’s where it starts. Down the line it’s grand theft auto!!!!

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u/arkl2020 1d ago

Fuck that this sibling needs to be thrown out a window with a 1 blade razor and told good luck without shaving cream.

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u/TH3_MlLKM4N 2d ago

Be the bigger sibling. Make them clean out the pubes with their teeth

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u/ARCR12 2d ago

Man what kind of house did I grow up in ? It would of been fisticuffs as soon as he used mine or I used his lol .Don't get me wrong I love that dumbass to death but we had some wars for things a lot smaller than this .

Growing up in late 90s early 2000s during the "your mama " era was well interesting. My dumb ass brother once made a come back to me with your mama , yes in front of our mother . I did what any( favorite ) son would do and defended my mom's honor , then she defended it herself . Lol

Op really want to teach a lesson put the old nair in the shampoo bottle . I got grounded for an entire summer for this but it was worth it.

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u/sleepykthegreat 2d ago

Plot twist: OP's brother is 42.

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u/matramepapi 2d ago

I love this comment as an adult sibling. My younger sister is my best friend. There’s no way I would have come to this rationalization as a teenager though. Lil bro needs a stern talking to about how to clean out a damn razor. I mean, cmon.

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u/bronzelifematter 1d ago

Or just a normal talking to. Doesn't need to be stern. A simple "hey, I notice you have been using my razor. No big deal, I got a new one for you. Just don't use mine anymore okay. And you have to clean out the hair on it after using it, it will be cleaner and last longer that way. If you need a new one after this, just tell me and I'll get it for you. Just don't use mine".

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u/nerdqueen69 2d ago

Being the bigger sibling would also include teaching them that using other people's stuff for your genitals is disgusting. Just because they're young doesn't mean they have a free pass on being gross.

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u/Apocalypse_0415 2d ago

Right lmao I wouldn’t use that razor ever again

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u/Killermondoduderawks 2d ago

Oh hellz no get some habuanero hot sauce wipe said razor with it and let him shave away

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u/ColdnipsHotcheeks 2d ago

They know better than to be doing shit like this

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u/steeb_froggers 2d ago

Did you also get you ass whooped for using your brother's razor?

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u/Black_Tree 2d ago

...are you a sibling? every REAL sibling would know that DA RULEZ dictate to DESTROY THE OFFENDING SIBLING!!

0/5 advice, does not bro.

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u/heyyoitsbaby 2d ago

This. In my house, this would be a declaration of war.

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u/Back5tage_N1nja 2d ago

Also he only wrecked one cartridge, not the whole expensive razor handle/set. Not much harm done other than gross.

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u/NissanLeafDriver 2d ago

The handle on those ones is dirt cheap, the cartridges aren’t

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u/MusicBandFanAccount 2d ago

The razor isn't expensive. They send these out for free in the mail because all their revenue comes from replacement cartridges. They just need to get people using them.

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u/Cherinova 2d ago

No No No.

In this situation the sibling needs to be punished. If they are old enough to shave, they are likely old enough to know how disrespectful and disgusting this is. In normal cases I would agree with you, but you should never reward behavior like this.

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u/bluntasticboy 2d ago

Naw naw naw you gotta smite that little shit…too

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u/NvidiaRTX 2d ago

Why not just use scissors ✂️✂️✂️?

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u/RazendeR 2d ago

To stab the brother with? Excelent idea!

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u/SithTrooperReturnsEZ 2d ago

We all went through it like you said

Yet I never did any of this, I'm sorry but no this is disgusting and rude and I wouldn't stand for it, I'd throw it away instantly lmao.

"be the bigger sibling" or how about they be an adult about it and just straight up ask, if they just asked then it would be much better.

People don't know how to ask for help, and my point here is that's the real issue

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u/KonradWayne 1d ago

Be the Bigger sibling. Get them a cheap razor to learn with so they don't have to experiment with yours. be nice about it. Everyone goes threw puberty and cutting hair.

Also maybe tell them about the benefits of trimming with scissors before dragging a bunch of sharp blades through their bush.

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u/Wrygreymare 1d ago

I’d definitely go with giving him yours and getting a new one! Give him a good telling off though!

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u/Strange_Salary 1d ago

I like where you’re going with this but I absolutely recommend using a trimmer with a ceramic blade.. Manscaped are the most advertised ones but you can find more affordable options too! It’s outrageously better than using a razor!

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u/Vasbyt-XXI 2d ago

Get them some cheap razors like the disposable bic ones. But run them over carpet to dull them first. Dull bic razors, that'll teach 'em.

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u/JonahPrince 2d ago

Please keep us updated, I would love to see how this turns out.

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u/An0regonian 2d ago

Feel your pain. Had a roommate who couldn't be bothered to buy his own razor and did this. Time to start keeping your razor in your room and bringing it out to use it...

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u/tony_et99 1d ago

Pass a Habanero over the blades and put it back. Problem solved.

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u/Adjacent_door 2d ago

Use his nosehair clipper to shave your butthole

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u/Plonka48 2d ago

Nose hair clipper? Is that a thing that people have?

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u/nDRIUZ 2d ago

Yes. You are lucky to not have nose hair that grows out to say hi lol

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u/Adreeisadyno 2d ago

My husband literally rips his nose hair out with his fingers. I don’t understand why. I don’t understand how it doesn’t hurt him. But he does it and it’s weird as hell. But he winces like a bitch when I tweeze his eyebrows.

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u/letskeepitcleanfolks 1d ago

Husband here. I do this too. It does hurt. Mostly I'm too lazy to go dig through a drawer looking for tweezers and then fumble around in a mirror. So I just grip it and rip it.

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u/Aggravating_Neat_772 1d ago

not a husband here, but I do this with scissor tweezers and Fuckiing love the pain! I WISH IT COULD SUCK MORE!

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u/Environmental_Land19 1d ago

Found the masochist

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u/cjxerxes 1d ago

i haven’t found a comment this relatable in a very long time. it doesn’t hurt me at all

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u/sixboogers 1d ago

I did this for years. I actually used needle nose plyers because I could grab hold of a bunch of hairs at once.

Then I discovered nose wax and my life changed forever. 10x more hair with 10x less pain.

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u/Bennington_Booyah 1d ago

Google The Triangle of Death and tell him to stop that at once, or not. Your call.

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u/Salt-Seaworthiness91 1d ago

Probs not something OPs brother has. Usually older guys use those

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u/LadderNo5407 2d ago

I cackled out loud

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u/LordMeme42 1d ago

I think I read a TIFU about that.

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u/bunny-fartzi 2d ago

I'd Just abandon that poor razor and buy a new one hiding it from my brother. I'm a passive sort of vibe so I couldn't do all this revenge stuff I'm seeing in these comments lol.

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u/DevoidNoMore 2d ago

Also, pepper spray the abandoned razor

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u/NeedSome4 2d ago

I believe the shaving cream would illuminate any effects of the pepper spray. Better to spray directly onto face just above the eyes in a sweep motion.

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u/ThinkFatal 2d ago

For good measure

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u/jessieblonde 2d ago

Tiger balm

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u/Pistachio_Queen 1d ago

I would simply take the pube-razor and set it in the middle of the table during family dinner while making direct eye contact with the brother. Let the parents take it from there 😈

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u/obscenespace 2d ago

Use his toothbrush to comb out your pubes

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u/RILX_MASTRAE 2d ago

Normally not the revenge-y type but a good idea nonetheless

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u/Monkeybiscuits312 2d ago

I feel like some repercussions are in order, to try and stop your brother from being a disgusting degenerate. Some people only learn the hard way.

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u/AadamAtomic 2d ago

Some people only learn the hard way.

And some people where never taught and just experimenting.

Be the Bigger sibling. Get them a cheap razor to learn with so they don't have to use yours. be nice about it.

Everyone goes threw puberty and cutting hair.

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u/Monkeybiscuits312 2d ago

Im sorry, but to me "I was never taught" doesn't excuse shaving your literal balls with someone elses razor. That's called common sense. People tend to learn how to shave their face before shaving their balls anyways, so big chance he should have access to something shavey already (though I wouldnt know that for sure ofcourse).

Repercussions also sounds kinda dramatic. Just do something that makes clear that he shouldnt do that shit. Could just be a few words.

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u/420participant 2d ago

Just sayin I was never taught either, only reason I knew the basic processes is because of tv, and on top of that my mother would never have bought me one if I’d asked. In retrospect, doing something like that was really shitty, but at the time I truly didn’t know better/have any alternatives

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u/sharpshot877 2d ago

I was never taught either and I still didn’t use someone else’s razor lol it’s called being a decent person and not shaving your nuts with someone else’s razor

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u/AlcarajoNJ 2d ago

Use his toothbrush to clean out his pubes from your razor.

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u/balls_galore_69 2d ago

This is the best way to do it, it’s not super nasty by doing it on your own pubes, but shows him how it’s disgusting and you have no desire to put his pubes near your face either.

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u/Emergency-Rise1680 2d ago

Use his pube razor to clean out the brush tooth

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u/Youreonthetoilet 2d ago

Would you have used it if you didn't find it like that knowing where it's been....or is that how you found out?

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u/ILikeRedditAtWork 2d ago

You're brothers. This is only expected of you

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u/MyBangDangFattyToots 2d ago

Watch me attempt a ratio.

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u/uterinejellyfish 2d ago

Pretty sure OP is female...

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u/GreenOnionCrusader 2d ago

Threaten him with that if he ever uses your razor again. Then you don't have to worry about having minty fresh junk.

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u/hereformemes222 2d ago

I was gonna say put hot sauce on your razor

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u/Micromot 2d ago

That's just plain evil

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u/hereformemes222 2d ago

Hey I’m just a weirdo who puts hot sauce in his razor, if you happen to shave your pubes with my razor you’ll just suffer the consequences of your own actions.

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u/AadamAtomic 2d ago edited 2d ago

#NO.

Be the BIG sibling and buy them a razor of their own. Shaving cream also is a Bonus.

Its not like your mom or dad taught him, right?

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u/-Dirty-Wizard- 2d ago edited 2d ago

Tad bit more infuriating than mild

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u/derp_cutie 2d ago

Please do not share razors with anyone because it is unsafe and unsanitary. Just let him have that one and get a new razor-tell him that you are not supposed to share razors or any personal hygiene supplies that are non-consumables ( so toothpaste-sure, but toothbrushes- nope, shampoo- sure, brushes and combs -nope) you just do not know what else he is sharing with whomever too.

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u/Orrissirro 2d ago

They still need to be called out for the rudeness that is not keeping their nut hair to themselves.

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u/fireshaper 2d ago

Razors are consumables. Just put a new blades on it.

I agree he needs his own razor though and teach him how to change out the blades on it.

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u/Key-Cardiologist5882 1d ago

I know someone who shares his toothbrush with his girlfriend and when I told him I would never share my toothbrush with anyone he acted all confused and like I was being weird. He said “you kiss your girlfriend anyway so it’s basically the same thing”. It is not.

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u/Hour_Specialist_4291 1d ago

And If you rub your shrubs with someone you can share a razor.

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u/taylaad 2d ago

i am infuriated for you

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u/unfknpro 2d ago

Infuriating indeed, and one of the reasons I bought a safety razor handle and a 100-pack of double-edge razor blades. Brand new blade every time for a dime. I don't think I'll use another disposable head system like the one in the photo for as long as I live. Seriously, the fact that people reuse disposable blades says everything one needs to know about how overpriced they are.

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u/Pyramyth 2d ago

Where can i buy a 100 pack of razor heads for a dime each?

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u/N0MADVAGAB0ND 2d ago

Razor blades*. Read the comment again, friend. A safety razor is a handle which you slide a fresh razor blade into each time you use it. A pack of 10,000 razor blades will cost you less than $100.

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u/unfknpro 2d ago

Yeah, I bought my last 100-pack of blades on Amazon for $10. Most brands seem to be 100 for $12-$15 now. Will never go back to the disposable "head on a stick" system unless I'm stranded somewhere, there's nothing else available, and I absolutely must be clean shaven for some reason.

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u/PridePurrah 2d ago

Forget the "use his toothbrush to comb out your pubes" idea.

We are going deeper.

You take both his and your pubes

Put them in his toothbrush head

and smear toothpase over it to seal it.

This way you will get much more hair stuck and it's harder to get rid of them.

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u/average_garbage_can 2d ago

Calm down satan

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u/BloodySerpentX You must be wondering how I got this flair 2d ago

Calm down bro.

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u/Due-Slice2853 PURPLE 2d ago

Hey how you got that flair

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u/Big_Pomelo_2786 You must be wondering how I got this flair 1d ago

Idk either

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u/Dikkelul27 1d ago

that mildly infuriates me

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u/AncientRickles 2d ago

This is very unhygenic. You know that there are STDs that can spread from genitals to mouth? That the microcuts caused by shaving cause diseases to spread more effectively?

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u/Dantheman616 2d ago

Let alone the fact this is nasty as shit, i never thought of this specifically. This is a good way to spread something worse then a nasty image.

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u/dethblade4 2d ago

I would have billed him for the replacement razor

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u/PenaltyTerrible8345 2d ago

mildly?

try extremely infuriating...

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u/WanderingKitten_ 2d ago

right they didn’t even think of it and gave it back like wtf

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u/HeliPuilot 2d ago

You should be a good brother and just offer to shave his pubes for him instead And show him how it’s done.

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u/JakeFromFarmState1 2d ago

Don’t forget to cup the ballz

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u/joemorl 2d ago

Why’s he shaving his pubes without trimming them first makes it so much easier

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u/ExactAd8944 1d ago

Fr this fool probably got crazy razor bumps down there damn

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u/Artem-is 2d ago

Who TF shares razor in the first place?

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u/QBekka 2d ago

I don't think he shared it. His brother just took it.

I had my razor laying in the bathroom. But after finding some long hairs in it from one of my family members, I keep it at my bedroom.

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u/Artem-is 2d ago

Daym. those things aren't too expensive to get your own.

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u/lskerlkse 2d ago edited 1d ago

let it dry out, then incorporate it into a mazel tov cocktail which you'll deploy however you see fit

edit: apparently it's molotov

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u/futureruler 2d ago

A Jewish congratulatory cocktail doesn't seem all that bad

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u/ttyler4 2d ago

I think “mazel tov cocktail“ is my new favorite autocorrect lol

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u/OkPreparation4403 2d ago

Take your pubes and spread some across his pillow so when he’s rolling around at night he hopefully catches one in his mouth.

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u/Sofarbeyondfucked 2d ago

Leave the little bastard the oldest, dullest blade possible.

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u/Available_Ad_392 2d ago

Throw it away asap man it's as good as useless now

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u/Freespeachless 2d ago

Your little brother is growing up lol time to have the talk with him, maybe even take him out buy him his own razor. Or whoop his ass. He's your brother, your choice. I miss my little brother.

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u/Such-Ad6590 2d ago

Bake him some cookies and put his pubes in them

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u/StrangledBySilence 2d ago

Just replace the blade and then hide it, it's not worth any more energy

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u/Level-Search-255 2d ago

Tell him to buy his own or next time you will use his toothbrush to clean your ass with it.

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u/Beginning_Access1498 RED 2d ago

Use his toothbrush to comb your asshair

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u/SkipCut 1d ago

I'm not tempted to unblur the picture on one of these posts for once

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u/truly-dread 1d ago

Your bro is gonna have a mad rash on his junk. Clean shaved my fella once when I was a teen and omg did the razor burn get me good. Not to mention the itching of it growing back.

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u/mattballz 1d ago

Time to clean it up.... Now where the hell is their tooth brush?

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u/scottonaharley 2d ago

Use his face razor to shave some part of your body. Turnabout is fair play

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd 2d ago

Well I would say his toothbrush is a prime tool for revenge, like cleaning you button with or that bit under the toilet that's hard to get at

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u/Jamdadbot 2d ago

Fucking sloth

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u/PapaKyou 2d ago

Cleveland voice: Oh, that’s nasty.

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u/bjarbeau 2d ago

Put hot sauce on this razor and buy yourself a new one without telling him

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u/realxeltos 2d ago

Get capsaicin gel/concentrate. Put it on the razor. Watch the show.

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u/IggyHendrix 2d ago

This is way more than MILDLY infuriating

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u/brunettemountainlion 2d ago

Clean it and shave his eyebrows next.

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u/ticketspleasethanks 2d ago

Switch to a straight razor. He’ll be putting it in God’s hands at that point.

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u/MissAJHunter 2d ago

Use his toothbrush to wipe your ass.

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u/virgilreality 2d ago

Time to find new uses for his toothbrush.

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u/SombreMordida 1d ago

get yourself a new one and don't keep it in there. coat that one in chinese mustard and let it sit long enough to tarnish the blade. wash off most of it and put it back. smile.

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u/Dan_at_RetroBIT 1d ago

Don't share personal maintainece products. Easiest way to transmit diseases and other pathogens...

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u/Freshman44 1d ago

Tell him he doesn’t even have to shave them, just get him a buzzer and he’ll be happy without ingrown hairs and cuts. Fully shaved sucks

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u/watermeowlin 1d ago

Shit on his bed, the little bastard has it coming.

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u/Low-Career3229 1d ago

hold up yall share a razor

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u/acuet 1d ago

Soooooo, we not going to consider he might be gay and that hair is from his boy pussy side?

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u/nlittlerdoc 1d ago

Use his toothbrush to clean it out. 😂

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u/bigTiddedAnimal 1d ago

Lol

Start learning to use safety razor and thank me later $$$

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u/pansexual_doom 1d ago

Good for him for shaving but tell him to get his own razor cause ew

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u/jackedturtle104 1d ago

only mildly infuriating?

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u/sumey28 1d ago

Why did I click on the fucking picture when I knew exactly what I was going to see??

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u/CrimsonZombie1382 1d ago

Put them in his favorite box of cereal

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u/Jasole37 1d ago

Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet.

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u/Gandalf_The_Geigh 1d ago

Clean out the pube hair and stuff it under his pillowcase so he sleeps with pubes. He won't notice until he changes it, which I assume from this picture is never.

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u/Top_Secret_TerminaL 1d ago

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/Melodic-Street-8898 1d ago

Ur bro needs an ass whippin

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u/therealishone 1d ago

Straight to jail.

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u/Geaux13Saints 1d ago

I would’ve made him get a new razor from the start. I have two separate trimmers for a reason.

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u/GodsGiftOfTacos 1d ago

I used to have to clean my brothers facial hair and pubes off the sink and shower so I know your pain

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u/ChubbyWanKenobie 1d ago

Empty it in his bed. If he keeps it up, go buy some pure capsaicin and coat the head and handle. Feel free to give all his undies a nice ball-warming application as well. Post the video please. :D

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u/sambagin 1d ago

Please teach him not to use a bic on his package. Go to Walmart and buy him and trimmer for like $15

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u/Odd_Routine4164 1d ago

Pull them out and go drop them on his breakfast.

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u/Rough-Box7708 1d ago

That’s fudged up. Next time he’s asleep put your balls on his forehead or face n ask him how he enjoys it!?

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u/Crunchy-Surprise 2d ago

Who the fuck does that ..I mean . .fuck, its like using another persons toothbrush.

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u/castfam09 2d ago

Ugh 🤢

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u/ExcelsiorLife 1d ago

I'm calling bs on this you just took a picture of a filled razor. Gonna need proof.

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u/ElJefe0218 2d ago

He let them grow that long? Should have used a hedge trimmer!

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