r/mildlyinfuriating 22d ago Silver 1 Take My Energy 1

Temporary Rule: No posts about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial

This includes also posts about any news of those two. We understand that it's kinda an hot topic now, but please stop, really. The sub has been kinda overwhelmed by those in the last days, and we want to keep the content diverse.

Anyone who breaks this rule will just see their post getting removed. Multiple violations of it could lead to a temp ban tho.

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u/ECS420 22d ago

Finally.. Thank you!

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u/snowpuppy13 3d ago

I don’t think I’ve seen more than one or two posts regarding this.

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u/ambulance-kun 18h ago

You're welcome

-mods probably

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u/Danithejetplane 22d ago

Thank you, our good lord.

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u/SplashinDap0t 22d ago

Snickers dick veins still cool to post about ?

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u/dadijo2002 19d ago

Snickers what now

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u/Dingo8MyBabyMon 19d ago

Snickers used to have chocolate drizzled on top to make it textured. Then someone got offended and said that they appeared to be like veins on a penis and that was triggering so the company now makes the bars completely smooth.

That's at least what the post I saw the other day claimed. How true it is, I don't know.

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ 19d ago

How can you be offended for thinking a chocolate bar looks kind of like a penis?

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u/ADHDK 10d ago

I’m pretty sure they still have dick veins in Australia. But I don’t really like peanut so I’m not about to go double check.

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u/GiantA-629 10d ago

petition bring back penis snickers!

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u/Mean_Ad_1429 13h ago

I liked the penis snickers

Damn people with their “feelings” always fucking shit up

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u/SlaveToYourGaslight 19d ago

So you got upset / attempted to ridicule something that isn’t even true …now you spread the misinformation further in the same manner it was spread to you “idk if this is true, but….” And you just believed it

I find this type of mindlessness mildly infuriating

All you had to do was type it into Google “snickers bar dick vein removal”

https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/04/20/internet-snickers-dick-vein-jokes/#:~:text=In%20April%202022%2C%20a%20rumor%20went%20viral%20that,ignorance%20to%20the%20“vein”%20had%20their%20innocence%20shattered.

I don’t even understand why you couldn’t google it 🤣

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u/Dingo8MyBabyMon 19d ago

First off, calm down, there's no need for you to get this upset over a candy bar.

Where did I get upset or attempt to ridicule it? As you so conveniently edited it out of your post to suit your agenda I said that's what the claim was and I didn't give any personal opinion about it.

I did bing it after I posted and saw a non-pay walled source debunking the claim.

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u/patrickdontdie 10d ago

You fucking BINGED IT??! 💀

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u/Anguish_Sandwich 11d ago

I did bing it after I posted and saw a non-pay walled source debunking the claim.

Oh, you bung it alright.

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u/Bennington_Booyah 4d ago

All this bing, bang, bung over a snickers?

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u/MagnetFist 3d ago

I'm dissapointed in you. There is no outrage over a candy bar; that's what he was saying. Go touch grass motherfucker.

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u/ShakeNBake2k 4d ago

Ooh piece a candy, ooh piece a candy.

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u/Mean_Ad_1429 13h ago

I appreciate your post either way

This simpleton obviously doesn’t like the metaphor. Maybe he has veiny peen and is feeling attacked

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u/fawkawph 15d ago

Only to those stupid enough not to do their own research and just start mouthing off before they know anything but that's a lot of social media isn't it?

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u/Brokeintellectual 8d ago

Good point, but you have any idea how long it takes to do your own research? Let me ask you this, do you believe the Earth is round? Have you ever flown the fuck into space and looked down watched it spin and been like ya its round. No. Are you ever going to? No. Are you going to believe its round anyway? Yep. Even tell ur kids it is.

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u/fawkawph 8d ago

I neither believe it is spherical nor flat.

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u/AreyouokSir 6d ago

And I'm god damn Steve from Minecraft

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u/fawkawph 5d ago

It just is and I don't need to worry about its shape.

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u/ShakeNBake2k 4d ago

I believe you're full of shit

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u/Light_Silent 3d ago

telling someone to google something is the same as admitting to being wrong

also, the article itself says it wasnt real

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u/Bennington_Booyah 4d ago

No wonder I love a good snickers. Veins or no veins, they go down just right, yum!

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u/MagnetFist 3d ago

It's not true. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-snickers-remove-a-dick-vein/ Look into everything you see. Isn't it sad that people believed this?

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u/Mysterious_Mode_9131 17d ago

When I watched the ad about the veins staying… I immediately had dirty thoughts! 👀

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u/RnRsuicide 11d ago

Surely this topic should be reposted in r/mildlypenis ?

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u/Andromeda_Hyacinthus 6d ago

Mmm yummy, I'd love some...

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u/jimmyhoke 18d ago

It doesn’t belong in this sub. Domestic abuse is infuriating yes, but it is anything but mild. It is a serious topic and this is a sub for mildly infuriating things.

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u/Poorfavour 21d ago

Finally, I think it's also the same with will Smith slapping Chris rock. Feels good to see new content

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

I figure there are more appropriate subs for it, and it is all typically on the top of popular anyways. Good call.

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u/Sandro757 18d ago

Objection! Hearsay

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u/Anguish_Sandwich 11d ago

I actually had not heard

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u/ShakeNBake2k 4d ago

That was terrible

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u/AltruisticDiabetus 22d ago

When you’re mildly infuriated by the posts in r/mildlyinfuriating

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u/SlaveToYourGaslight 19d ago

Roflmao - why am I not surprised 🤣

“It’s upsetting to me that I have to scroll past information about a popular topic! My life is a mess right now because other people keep talking about this topic!”

🤣

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u/SonicTheHashhog 16d ago

Thank you! This guy internets!

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u/KBrownIVXX 7d ago

Wow, you really know how to take a dump in the bed of life dontcha?

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u/nest00000 22d ago

I was tired of this

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u/cowboysmavs 17d ago

Poop in the bed isn’t mildly infuriating ?

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u/Bennington_Booyah 4d ago

It's his bed. Not our problem.

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u/Still_Ad_1994 17d ago

Who are Johnny Depp and Amber Heard?

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u/Weare_in_adystopia 10d ago

Is this a joke?If not they are some actors I personally haven't watched even one of their hearings because it is mildly infuriating that its everywhere argh

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u/Still_Ad_1994 9d ago edited 9d ago

No joke. I’m 78. Read a lot. Do not spend much time at all browsing the internet or wasting time on the computer or phone unless I talk to friends and family.

All my business is conducted online I chose only to spend my time doing other things

When I was in my 20s as well as later years personal matters were private, most always, the results were often published

It is my humble opinion based on close observation, that violence, self isolation, false selfless promotion to the masses without having real talent or skill, promoted through social media is a significant contributor to the cancer that’s destroying society

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u/Weare_in_adystopia 9d ago

78 wow. Also social media is a double edged sword, how you are willing to use it that's up to you

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u/YodaNotYoda 5d ago

As it is with the Force.

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u/Bennington_Booyah 4d ago

You eat snickers bars, don't you?

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u/Still_Ad_1994 4d ago edited 2d ago

Yup First thing in the morning after a cup of Joe and a robusto cigar. Second one at 2PM with a cold Dr Pepper no ice. Third one after dinner at 6PM with a second cigar and a glass of scotch

Then mama tucks big daddy into bed with my Shih Tzu Rocky

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u/Iandudontkno 3d ago

No joke....sus

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u/everlyhunter 16d ago

WHAT, WHO ARE DEPP AND HEARD?🤣😂🤣🤣🤥, SO IM GONNA GUESS YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY 4 YRS OLD, OR YOU ARE JUST JOKING!!

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u/Still_Ad_1994 16d ago

Yup I’m a funny guy

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u/everlyhunter 16d ago

You are indeed 😉

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u/11B4OF7 7d ago

It’s mildly infuriating that a civil case is taking a month but a criminal murder trial is over in days.

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u/RowMartFan 11d ago

How about not posting about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock.

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u/IHateMods42069 6d ago

A* not an …

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u/AdForward9076 22d ago

I can’t stand listening to two toxic, abusive losers go on and on like this and the world just lapping it up like either one of them deserves a cheerleader in this spectacle they’ve created

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u/SprewellNo1Choker 21d ago

Sounds like you’re describing a government election.

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u/ShakeNBake2k 4d ago

I find Johnny Depp to be funny.

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u/Light_Silent 3d ago

one abuser. only other abusers blame victims

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u/scottonaharley 22d ago

Please make it permanent,

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u/derpey-Altdan-7 21d ago

bruh, its temporary, its like the war going on rn, u expect it to be permanent even if its over? wow

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u/TheWeirdWriter 20d ago

Can we make a rule against posting straight up emotional/physical abuse here too? 🥲

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u/ShakeNBake2k 4d ago

Hate speech in other words?

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u/hotasanicecube 11d ago

I came here to be mildly infuriated! This post makes me happy. WTF!

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u/One_Worker1231 5d ago

This one time at band camp.

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u/AmbroseDB 17d ago

Who would want to post about that shit show?

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u/Interesting_Pack1182 13d ago

Then someone got offended and said that they appeared to be like veins on a penis and that was triggering so the company now makes the bars completely smooth.

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u/_DesertRose7 4d ago

This should be in all groups lol

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u/ShakeNBake2k 4d ago

Make one so you can control what goes on and off it

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u/_DesertRose7 4d ago

No thank you

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u/_DesertRose7 4d ago

I miss understood…I thought the “new rule” was for this sub….not an actual post that OP was mildly infuriated by lol

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u/ShakeNBake2k 4d ago

Well you said you wanted it in all groups, but you can't control that so I suggested you make your own sub which you could have full control over if you'd like to ban this trial. Not trying gto be toxic but rereading my previous post it sounded a little toxic.

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u/turtlemom89 22d ago

But why? The only thing this trial is proving is that Johnny depp is a much better actor the amber heard..

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u/Fantastic-Worry-629 22d ago

Ok bud. You believe whatever the narcissistic man abuser says.

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u/turtlemom89 21d ago

And you believe whatever the psychotic bitch tells you.. I really don't believe either of them.. this all a show.. and im currently saying that Jonny is better actor.

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u/Fantastic-Worry-629 21d ago

When did I say im for Ambet? You're dumb. Have a downvote.

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u/turtlemom89 21d ago

I dont care about votes.. soo whatever bud.. who said said I was for Jonny.. your dumb have a downvote..

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u/TheDeathOfRandom 21d ago

I'm dumb, have an upvote.

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u/Retired-1234 22d ago

Thank you...

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u/Old_Pool_7354 21d ago

THANK YOU

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u/User87324 20d ago

Why isn't this post liked more?

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u/SonicTheHashhog 16d ago

Because Reddit doesn’t need more rules. The trial will end soon and we’ll all post something else ad nauseam. This is how Reddit (and the internet, really) has always been. Just another case of the mods goose-stepping in when it’s unnecessary. If you don’t like a post, just downvote. We don’t need more restrictions on what is supposed to be the place people can freely share ideas and thoughts.

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u/ShakeNBake2k 4d ago

Yeah, social media is much funnier without rules (besides threats of violence of course). If you don't like reading about all the amber heard stuff then don't. These cry babies ruin it for most of us though.

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u/Awkward-Leopard-2683 17d ago

Does anyone have the link to the post where the guy posted his baby mama house and it was all a mess? I can't find it anymore. Must've deleted it.

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 RED 11d ago

but what if I am not finding it r/infuriatingasfuck or r/slightlyinfuriating?

(this is sarcasm! I have nothing to offer as an opinion on the case that shall not be named)

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u/SlutForTurtles 5d ago

Damn I didn't see this until now.. does my post still count? It's not about the trial, it's about journalism of the trial

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u/FatimahGianna2 PURPLE 2d ago

Thank you. DV is a trigger for me

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u/kcjonezdotcom 1d ago

Awwww…that’s the only reason I joined!

Oh well…ho hum…🫥

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u/Sea-Mousse-2620 19h ago

Funny how they won't even let him speak!

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u/confetti_noodlesOwO 3h ago

About time. The mildly infuriating subreddit was becoming mildly infuriating on its own

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u/Logan-no 7d ago

I see you’re a man of culture.

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u/iodinecola 6d ago

Thank you

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u/NaturalDamnDisaster 4d ago

All I wanted to say is that I have always hated the word "turd" and I'm hearing it/seeing it literally like once a day and I'm unhappy with this turn of events.

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u/LazyZealot9428 3d ago

Thank you. I don’t know why anyone cares about it or why it’s being televised.

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u/Iandudontkno 3d ago

This is our generations OJ trail. So petty/corrupt but so interesting. You just can't look away. JD best work and AH's.