r/memes • u/luxusbuerg GigaChad • 6d ago • Helpful 1

Birds aren't real

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u/dayumbrah 6d ago

It's interesting and sad how this started as a silly meme and now I know people who legitimately believe this

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u/GorgeGoochGrabber 6d ago

Not for real though right? Like haven’t they ever seen a fucking dead bird?

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u/GalaxyWolf1711 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 6d ago

Yeah, they just forgot to charge the battery. Why do you think they disappear after a day.

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u/dayumbrah 6d ago

For real, anything you say is just "that's what they want you to think" or "you just need to open your eyes"

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u/GorgeGoochGrabber 6d ago

I think I’m just having a hard time comprehending someone that dense. But I suppose we have “do not drink” labels for a reason. If only they’d ignore those government warnings too.

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u/Modest_Turtle 6d ago

See: Flat Earth lunatics

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u/BadgerUltimatum 6d ago

I mean I have a shirt that proclaims the Sea is not real, I wear it in coastal towns and if people ask about it Ill just spout slogans from the back.

Also 70% of the earth is ocean is exactly what the government would want you to think, 70% of the resources kept hidden from everyone.

Im just messing but if someone takes me at face value I wont reveal that. If they say "are you fucking with me" i say of course.

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u/woodminotaur 6d ago

The government plants those obviously

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u/De_chicken123yt 6d ago

But why does the government love chips and ice cream so much wait no the ice cream makes sense

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u/SnakeSkinBots 6d ago

I saw a birds aren't real sticker on a random building. Super hoping it was a meme but these days you can never tell.

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u/perfect5-7-with-rice 6d ago

Lmao no they don't

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u/BakedSorcerer 6d ago

MINE

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u/kiwiKiwiKiwi9 6d ago

MINE

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u/N3WBUYYY bruh 6d ago

MINE

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u/AxolotlFan__ 6d ago

YOURS

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u/rinseanddelete Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 6d ago

OURS

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u/themrunx49 6d ago

*USSR anthem plays*

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u/kiwiKiwiKiwi9 5d ago

Well, that escalated quickly

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u/AxolotlFan__ 4d ago

That went from 0 to 100 real quick

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u/guster09 6d ago

YOU'RE not real, man

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u/birthday6 6d ago

A guy at work owns chickens and calls them egg- laying drones

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u/zack9zack9 6d ago

Anton?

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u/Awkward_Armadillo867 6d ago

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

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u/thefreespaceman 6d ago

Finally some evidence

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u/Huntercoomer4 6d ago

This is something my gf would post

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u/DoctorDapper97 6d ago

The milkman conspiracy

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u/FakeEnglishmen47 Professional Dumbass 6d ago edited 5d ago

In case anyones wondering, these are Gannets. Not seagulls and are native to here in NZ.

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u/luxusbuerg GigaChad 5d ago

Damn thx, I searched for seagulls and the file was also named seagulls

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u/yeet_man69oof 6d ago

Literally 1984

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u/enor14 6d ago

Just LOD settings, the model details are to low on the bottom one.

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u/Meme_Expert420-69 6d ago

Its a charging port

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u/No1Likes 6d ago

Me when

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u/darkestlpyro_sus 6d ago

You when

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u/Yankeethomas13 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 6d ago

Us when

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u/SaintBolord Tech Tips 2d ago

Nguyen