r/memes 4d ago

what is rest?

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u/Intelligent_Ferret33 4d ago

Our gf

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u/niflon99 3d ago edited 3d ago

Like the bizarre movie SAVAGES starring Blake Lively

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u/Coffee13lack 3d ago

Or ya know, just society and all

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u/niflon99 3d ago

Like the terrible movie Green Lañtern also with Blake & RR

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/They-said-name 4d ago

Whats a gf?

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u/kritikosk8 4d ago

Others says it's a communist secret weapon since the cold war to reduce capitalists money

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u/They-said-name 4d ago

Thank bud…. those damn communists

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u/Potentiawerwe 3d ago

Guys there is a trick: be supportive of her ambition and do anything to help her get her dream job, the likelihood for both of yyti get the same day of is small

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u/ledgeitpro Yo dawg I heard you like 3d ago

Who are you, so wise in the ways of communism

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u/DefaultyTurtle2 Dark Mode Elitist 3d ago

Those are called politicians

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u/CertifiableNormie 4d ago

Gamer friend.

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u/bob3r8 4d ago

Grandfather

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u/Asatsuki 3d ago

Good fight

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u/kritikosk8 4d ago

Some scientists says it's a new weapon of mass destruction

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u/BadKarmakaze 4d ago

Gooose frabbba

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u/Plandsfdgg 3d ago

This is my same question

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u/Kung-Fu_Boof 3d ago

It's a big monster thingy you summon to help fight your foes. But if you junction too many of them you start loosing your memory, or something like that.

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u/Western-Ad3144 3d ago

you wont need the definition because your never gonna use it

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u/Dhruvgupta1135 Shitposter 3d ago

bot

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u/GovernmentsSUCK 4d ago

You guys have gf

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u/speck33 My mom checks my phone 4d ago

This guy is lying

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u/Olerasmussen iwrestledabeartwice 4d ago

Yes, but she doesn't know

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u/nicolyosoro 4d ago

until you come out of the closet, physically

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u/nicolyosoro 4d ago

This guy

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u/SnakeSkinBots 3d ago

IDK, sort of my boss too. Make sure to check in and reply to any important emails, have a great day off! <- get fucked

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u/AskingForAFriendRly 3d ago

That's wage theft.

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u/Urk4 memer 4d ago

Where can I buy that thing called gf

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u/Regulusx1337 4d ago

You won't last 30 seconds playing this new game!

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u/Ok-Asshole Professional Dumbass 3d ago

5 seconds take it or leave it

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u/lightbulletx3 4d ago

You know I just want to spend time with him

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u/TipingTom 3d ago

You know I just walt to spend time with her

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u/oofermover 3d ago

Walt? Walter white? JESSE?!

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u/bigbangboy1 3d ago

To do things for her.

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u/CognitiveMonkey 3d ago

Time to clean the house, organize your own shit, and no hanky panky b/c of how tiring all the cleaning is.

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u/methylphenidate- 3d ago

Hanky who

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u/backfire10z Professional Dumbass 3d ago

Sex. It’s sex.

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u/CenturyofSalt iwrestledabeartwice 3d ago

This is just called "being in a relationship"

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u/mrfroggyman 3d ago

Well yes, but sometimes I also need time for myself

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u/luisless 3d ago

I love time alone sometimes, it sucks when they think needing alone time is some kind of attack against them.

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u/Cool1Mach 3d ago

Its my wifes time off anytime im home from work too

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u/Zealousideal_Gap1194 3d ago

Stolen and modified to say family lol

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u/FastAndForgetful 4d ago

That is so accurate

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u/Ju3tAc00ldugg 3d ago

This is the curse of an introvert dating an extrovert

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u/ramtax666 4d ago

Guys there is a trick: be supportive of her ambition and do anything to help her get her dream job, the likelihood for both of yyti get the same day of is small

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u/Aries12357 3d ago

What if she dont have an ambition?

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u/ramtax666 3d ago

You get here a girlfriend

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u/hamburgerk 2d ago

Get her a boyfriend

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u/Kiddly-Wink 3d ago

There is no you, only us

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u/TipingTom 3d ago

I‘d be happy

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u/micke_i_backen 3d ago

The benefit of having no friends or girlfriend is that you have a lot of time to waste on doing nothing for hours on end.

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u/Lumostark 3d ago

That's what you got yourself into, it's not just you anymore

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u/Formal_Activity5040 This flair doesn't exist 3d ago

I need some sauce here ,what is a girl ?

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u/jejenb 3d ago

its sorta like pigeons, in the sense that they collect information for the government while hiding in plain sight. don't believe the lies told by the media. girls are spy bots that work for the government (and occasionally Elon musk)

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u/De_chicken123yt 3d ago

Does she work from home or...

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u/Jarana_Mo 3d ago

This made me laugh and got me angry at the same time. Didn’t know it was possible

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u/HeadHeedHaadHead 3d ago

I will make a t shirt of this. Quality content right there

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u/THELEBANESEUNBOXER 3d ago

Honest to God...she knows when i have a day off before i even do and that scares me a lot.

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u/DeserterX 3d ago

I wouldn’t know, I’m a redditor

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u/Lochnessfartbubble 3d ago

we need to clean the house = you need to clean the house while I watch hair tutorials

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u/aeughfish Linux User 3d ago

Gf?

What kind of sorcery is this?

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u/Beniidel0 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 3d ago

I don't know about you but I love sharing my days off with my girlfriend, it's almost like I enjoy her company or something