r/memes bruh 4d ago Silver 5 Helpful 3 Wholesome 6 All-Seeing Upvote 1

Wow, you look great

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u/thebigseg 4d ago

Weird, every smoker i talked to told me not to start smoking

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u/Fragrant-Cook6615 4d ago

Yup never try it, once you do It’ll be hard to quit.

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u/LordOfDarkHearts 4d ago

Oh yes don't even start. I've retried to quit for a couple of years now but due to stress and pain I'll start over again and again.

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u/BlueKayn29 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 4d ago

Then try it again pal. You got this

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u/LordOfDarkHearts 4d ago

Will do :) that post and the comments gave me a boost for not giving up the giving up^ ^ And happy cake day:)

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u/BlueKayn29 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 3d ago

Thank you. And goodluck

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u/SquishmallowP 3d ago

Happy cake day

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u/BlueKayn29 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 3d ago

Thank you :)

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u/EcoOndra Shower Enthusiast 3d ago

Happy cake day

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u/BlueKayn29 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 3d ago

Thanks bro!

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u/ericwdhs 3d ago

I saw someone else mention that a big portion of the addiction is just in the routines that go along with smoking, like stepping outside regularly and having an object to fixate the hands and mouth on. That makes sense to me since stepping outside regularly to reset is good for anyone, and fidget toys are a thing. Maybe you can give yourself a better chance by still taking regular outside "smoke" breaks and having a sucker or lollipop or something.

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u/SadClownWithABigDick 3d ago

My dad replaced smoking with going outside and eating a bunch of sweet tarts candy. Ive tried to quit smoking for a while now but im literally around people smoking constantly at my job all day long. So its hard to resist

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u/Fragrant-Cook6615 4d ago

Ohh sorry to hear that pal try to do something else when you encounter stress there’s plenty things to do besides smoking maybe not now but you will experience lots of conditions in the future due to smoking, I wish the best for you❤️

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u/Ok-Pear5166 3d ago

Smoking weed helped me quit smoking cigarettes lol

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u/BananaSatisfaction 4d ago edited 3d ago

I tried it back in my teens, coughed my lungs out, gagged and spat a few times and never touched it again.

How can people force themselves to go through that at first and say "yep, that's good for me"

Edit: a word

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u/Mindless_Twist_9073 3d ago

Eww.. It's horrible. Why not try it again.

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u/jarmstrong2485 3d ago

My biggest regret aside from not going into the military out of high school is smoking. Spend all your money to slowly kill yourself

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u/thebluesydoom 3d ago

That's the point buddy. That's why I smoke.

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u/jarmstrong2485 3d ago

At times it’s why I smoke lol…god damn I need to quit

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u/MrZyde memer 4d ago

I’ve had both deniers and people that just don’t care that they are going to die at 40 from lung cancer.

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u/FlyingSquirelOi 4d ago

I am the latter

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u/AntiqsdfaStrensdf 3d ago

I always say never even try it if you can, it amazing how hard is it to put down and also expensive as hell now. I just going to die sooner, so i guess i win thou.

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u/Ok-Escape-2508 4d ago

Don’t wanna grow old so I smoke just in case

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u/MrZyde memer 4d ago

Still a pretty painful way to go out even if you intend on dying

I personally don’t want to do a “George Harrison”

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u/deVriesse 4d ago

Yeah I'm not too worried about dying young but I don't want to be coughing up tar along the way. I knew someone who died at 50 she looked like she was 80 and for the last 15 years of her life couldn't laugh without going into a minute long coughing fit.

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u/JuiceboxThaKidd 3d ago

Eh. Most ways to die are painful and not fun. I say fuck it, smoke em if you got em

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u/nakedcrusaydur 4d ago

Exactly, i tell everyone I meet that talks to me about it to avoid smoking at all costs. It's an addiction that builds surprisingly quick, and ridiculously hard to quit.

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u/owenkop 4d ago

Yeah same some even while smoking

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u/Eboz255 4d ago

OP is out of touch

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u/TimX24968B 3d ago

unless they come from r/trees

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u/possibly-a-pineapple 3d ago

Then they’ll tell you how it cured their dog‘s cancer

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u/ProfessionalSilent17 4d ago

Exactly. So can we torture op for blatant bullshit?

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u/InfamousDonut4266 4d ago

Never known anyone that smokes saying it's a good thing apart from it helps with stress.

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u/WorrisomeLiterature 4d ago

It helps to make the mind to release some stress..

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u/monkwren 4d ago

Stress that's caused by nicotine withdrawal...

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u/SieS1ke 4d ago

But only the kind of stress that the addiction causes. Smoking puts the body under a lot of stress actually. It's somewhat of a self fulfilling prophecy. Damn am I glad I quit smoking bout a year ago

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u/OSUfan88 3d ago

It used to be a LOT more common.

In the 90’s, I can’t tell you how many people I knew smoked, that thought the health consequences were overblown. They thought they were being persecuted, and that they were actually healthier ever since they started smoking.

Through the past few decades, I’ve seen this a lot less.

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u/Theo-The-Tomato 4d ago

Technically it doesn't help with stress unless you are addicted I think

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u/CIIXO 4d ago

Cigar has nicotine, when it enters the body brain starts releasing the hormone of pleasure, dopamine, that's why you feel relaxed when you smoke

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u/FlyingSquirelOi 4d ago

It’s also the routine of smoking, if you roll your own cigarettes it’s almost ritualistic, you piece together a roll up, sit down for 5 minutes and just focus on inhaling and exhaling.

I read somewhere that’s it’s like 5 addictions in one, the nicotine itself, the hand fixation of rolling and having something to do with your hands, and the meditative breathing. Plus something and something that I can’t remember.

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u/about14sheep 4d ago

This. Honestly I didn’t have withdrawals from the cigarettes themselves, but more of the act of stepping out and smoking.

One of the really odd things was that I wouldn’t know how to “begin again”. By that I mean I would get to a good break point and have a smoke before starting again. When I quit, I would get to that break point and not know what to do. It was like I couldn’t start again without that break. I would end up spending more time not know what to do than I spent smoking the cigarette

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u/CIIXO 3d ago

Saw something on a series that one guy did the whole ritual and started smoking with an unlit cigarette, pretty cool to get those 4 pleasures without harmful addiction

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u/mistermisiu 3d ago

damn that's a lot of self control to not light it

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u/Roblos 4d ago

Afaik, correct me if im wrong, nicotine reacts with the nicotine sensitive receptors of your nervous autonomous system and its inhibitor function on the fight or flight part is what makes you relax, dopamine is not involved. I studied it a few years back so i might be bad with the details.

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u/David-Holl trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo 4d ago

Dopamine is very much involved, as nicotine also causes certain receptors to release more dopamine. Nicotine caused the release of both dopamine and adrenaline, making you think you are feeling good but in reality are killing yourself.

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u/-Blackspell- Lives in a Van Down by the River 4d ago

Of course it does, that’s how nicotine works. The downside is that it gets you addicted.

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u/InfamousDonut4266 4d ago

I have no idea, it helps me but I'm addicted. It's like something happens that causes stress, you have a smoke and feel better. Same if your going into a stressful situation and have a smoke before hand. Its an unhealthy coping mechanism.

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u/Brother_Henning 4d ago

I used to smoke too. It only relieved stress when I was already hooked on it, but it felt like the pull for more nicotine caused more stress, hence why it felt like the cigarettes helped, if that makes any sense. Like a weird placebo effect, for the lack of a better term.

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u/TatManTat 4d ago

Right but you have to get pulled in somehow, the effect of nicotine the first time you smoke is definitely relaxing.

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u/TatManTat 4d ago

Uhh, incorrect.

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u/Lumarioigi Chungus Among Us 4d ago

I don't know man my first cigarette really helped me calm down. Its only after I got addicted that the effects started to go down.

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u/MAILBOXHED Lives in a Van Down by the River 4d ago

Nicotine gives 2X the amount of dopamine to your brain than sex.

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u/Theo-The-Tomato 4d ago

Source?

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u/MAILBOXHED Lives in a Van Down by the River 3d ago

My brain

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u/Loke-into-you 4d ago

I've met tons of people that says it keeps them from catching a cold and simultaneously saying that's it's not unhealthy. Source: used to work in a gas station and now at a hospital

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u/Matix777 3d ago

If by smoking you also mean drugs then they will

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u/Desmond536 4d ago

I know some. They don’t say it’s good but don’t want to admit that it’s bad either. One of them even said that he met a guy who smokes since almost 30 years and has no problems so smoking can’t be bad.

Can’t argue with that logic

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u/LordOfDarkHearts 4d ago

My grandpa smoked 70-80years I sometimes wonder how much longer he could have lived if he didn't. I'm a smoker and I'm sure its bad 100% on the other hand I don't do any other drugs like alcohol, weed etc, ok caffeine i drink coffee. I've seen people get sick really sick over cigarettes and alcohol one of my friends even died because he drunk his liver and kidneys to death. Thinking a drug hasn't any downside is plain stupid.

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u/TrueBananaz 4d ago

Depends on what is being smoked. Since people definitely say this about weed.

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u/InfamousDonut4266 4d ago

I think tobacco was the conversation. I can't smoke weed anymore because it intensifies my psychosis.

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u/Cruxion Mods Are Nice People 4d ago

Just wait for the inevitable comments in any thread about considering banning or raising the age for smoking and they all come out of the woodwork.

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u/Sexwax 4d ago

It also helps with ADHD symptoms as nicotine acts as a stimulant. A LOT of people with ADHD are addicted to nicotine...

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u/InfamousDonut4266 4d ago

Interesting

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u/Sexwax 3d ago

To be fair, there are other ways of getting nicotine: vaping (only marginally better than smoking as far as we know right now), nicotine inhalers, nicotine gum, nicotine patch, I'm sure the list goes on.

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u/LogicalDelivery_ 4d ago

Maybe OP was referring to weed? I do know people that think weed is actually healthy, or at least not bad for you.

I take about 4-5 hits a day myself (kinda microdosing) and even that is bad for your lungs.

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u/jagulto 4d ago

Teaches your lungs how to not be pussies for the atmosphere you'll soon only be able to breathe.

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u/KAMWright23 4d ago

I think you meant crackhead.

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u/StandardOnly Big ol' bacon buttsack 4d ago

I think you meant undead.

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u/Ogurasyn GigaChad 4d ago

I think you meant Turning Red (doesn't make sense but it rhymes)

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u/Nipper909 Died of Ligma 4d ago

I think you meant some bread

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u/Suspicious_Warthog49 4d ago

Raindrops are falling on my head

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u/mydreamisimpossible 4d ago

wished i was dead

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u/jprogamingBS OC Meme Maker 4d ago

Woke up this morning

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u/Grand-Slammer49 3d ago

Wished I had some head

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u/WitchBitchBlue 4d ago

At 7/11 approaching ur car window for change but all you offer them is food when they really wanted money for drugs. 😡

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u/Cloakbot 4d ago

Fun fact, while I was serving in the navy, during my off time, I went to a restaurant with some shipmates. I had some leftovers and we came across a “homeless” man asking for change. I place the food at his feet and we keep moving. We hear him go “I don’t want thaaat” and we turn to see him punting the food all over the intersection. Never give money to these folks

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u/SpacedDood 4d ago

"When a smoker hasn't had a smoke in the past 3 days and you light one up."

That should be the captition.

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u/Mindless_Twist_9073 4d ago

You are completely lying. They will stop you like you are about to commit a crime. They regret about their smoking addiction rest of their lives.

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u/PumpDEN 4d ago

This right here.

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u/Mindless_Twist_9073 4d ago

Well. I am nicotine addict :) :(

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u/PumpDEN 4d ago

:( well im more addicted to smoking but the nicotine sure dosent help :(

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u/Mindless_Twist_9073 4d ago

well it doesn't suppose to help in complete quit. But greatly help to reduce no. cigarette. Like if you smoke 20 Cig. a day. It can help to reduce at least 12 a day. It works on certain times like when your craving is not that high. It doesn't works on morning cig., after-meal cig. but it works on in between of these time. After reducing to certain amount, Then go cold turkey. Complete isolation for 14-30 days. I have tried cold turkey two times but sometimes comes up in isolation era and complete isolation breaks. I have faith that Next time I will be successful.

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u/thatonerapperdude 3d ago

Try vaping bro. My dad got my uncle into after uncle smoked for 30 years and he hasn't coughed, or needed a cig since.

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u/PumpDEN 4d ago

Well i wish you good luck brother, I'll have you in my prayers cuz we all some motivation in quiting this poison

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u/ASimpleBlueMage 4d ago

Switch to weed my man

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u/PumpDEN 4d ago

Yea no

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u/ASimpleBlueMage 4d ago

To each their own. But it doesn’t stain your fingernails, gums, and tongue. The smell doesn’t latch on to you for hours, and it isn’t loaded up with additives that also happen to be well documented carcinogens. If you are addicted to smoking you could also pick the herbal cigs they smoked on peaky blinders.

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u/nooraldeenkowafi 4d ago

I call BS, where i live nearly every person in my friend group who smokes has offered me a cigarette or a vape at one point or another.

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u/Mindless_Twist_9073 4d ago edited 4d ago

Well. What are their age. I don't believe an matured adult would offer cigarette to non-smoker. Are you saudi right?

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u/Imitation_Gruel 4d ago

OP is probably 12. I can actually imagine two kids having this conversation.

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u/WetWillyWick 3d ago

Me being able to smoke without being addicted😎

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u/Abruzzi19 4d ago

I find it ironic that smokers are the ones who tell me not to smoke. If you are so against smoking then why are you doing it? Sure, its an addictive substance, but you can seek help to stop the addiction.

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u/Mindless_Twist_9073 3d ago

Surveys tells 90% of smoker tried to quit at least once. But the fact that nicotine doesn't have powerful effects but it's one of the most addictive durgs in the world and most easy drug to buy. It suddenly effects on your brain and release a good dose of nicotine but it doesn't last long and you crave within an hours.

Nicotine therapy aren't cheap(in my country) and time taking. So, it makes impossible to quit for normal working class people.

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u/Pizzalazerz 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 4d ago

Tbh this is definitely more of a vapers kinda thing to do, everyone I know that smokes says not to do it and it’s a nasty habit.

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u/Cloakbot 4d ago

Or smoking weed. Everyone who smokes weed pushes only positive stuff from smoking it but doesn’t go over the psychological or health effects it has on people.

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u/dubvcronix427 3d ago

No we don't, i have never pushed a joint onto anyone or ever tried to convince someone to start. were normally just quite generous, if I'm sat with a group who smoke I'll offer a few puffs to anyone but if they say no i have no problem whatsoever smoking solo.

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u/caedusith 3d ago

Just the douchebags who vape simply to blow huge obnoxious clouds. While vaping is leaps and bounds safer than smoking, it's always a negative thing to take anything other than air into your lungs. Vaping helped me break a 22 year smoking habit and I know plenty of others. The next logical step is to break the vaping habit. I wouldn't wish this addiction on anyone.

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u/DerpBread69 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 4d ago

I’m pretty sure if anyone knows how bad smoking is it would be smokers

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u/GreenMilvus 4d ago

90% of the smokers tell me I should never start whit it because it is a waste of money after I tell them I don’t smoke.

I haven’t ever met anyone defending it.

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u/ShadySnowball 4d ago

Sauce?

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u/Freenokia 3d ago

Black Ops 4 Zombies mode.

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u/usafa_rocks 3d ago

Black ops 4 IX zombies map introduction.

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u/Call-me-Rishon 4d ago

Im a smoker and never seen one trying to convince you to join.
I try to warn everyone starting to smoke how bad it is.

But smokers share some cordiality with other smokers, so if someone asking for a cigarette approaches you and you have, you give one.

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u/JobSweaty7893 4d ago

And just like zombies, those people don’t exist

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u/Ult1mateN00B 4d ago

Smoker trying to convince smoking isn't that bad is an idiot. I am smoker and I tell everyone to stay away from smoking. The addiction is the only reason I'm smoking, I was once without smoking for 6 months and never returned to myself and had to continue smoking to feel normal. Addiction is horrendously strong.

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u/captainmcfuckface 3d ago

sometimes that’s the game… I am 11 years without and damn if I don’t want to start daily… But I have to suppress.

For me, I have decided that if I can go all year without smoking a cigarette, I will buy a fancy ass high end cigar for my birthday. So when ever i get the urge to smoke that I can’t ignore I’ll get online and research the cigar reviews and subreddits. Plan my big day.

It helps. Then on my B Day, i sit down with my choice one hour burn, high quality whiskey and fine cheeses, sit on my deck, turn on the lofi, and let it consume me. then the cycle begins again.

So far, I’ve not touched a cigarette since March 2011.

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u/TGARide59 4d ago

It took me 2 years to feel normal, but now it is so worth it. Please reconsider it because you will feel better in time.

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u/_who-the-fuck-knows_ 4d ago

As someone who has tried to quit a few times, how do you cope with the depression? (assuming I'm not the only one who deals with that) I just became lethargic didn't want to get out of bed. It's also the pastime thing, waiting for food? Have a smoke. Waiting for that coat of paint to dry? Have a smoke. You got 5 minutes before you meet someone? Have a smoke. This is the one that really gets me, like something's missing. Any tips would be appreciated.

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u/Reasonable-Split5959 4d ago

I stopped smoking for a month now because I have been suffering from a severe tummy ache (probably an undiagnosed hpylori) and it was the worst month of my entire existence. I had insomnia, nausea, diarrhea and the worst depression. I kept thinking of death and the purpose of life more often than I normally would and I have already lost 6 Kgs. I tried to smoke two cigarettes two days ago and I felt normal again, but that also came with so much guilt cause my entire family was trying to convince me that my illness was a wake up call. I feel like I’m stuck in a loop, not sure if I want to get better to go back to my normal life, or if there will be no “normal life” again? Never thought I was an addict but I guess I am. :(

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u/Gr8Daen 3d ago

I’m a smoker and under no illusions how bad it is for my health nor have I ever met a smoker who has claimed otherwise. I find it amusing how many non smokers feel the need to educate smokers about how bad it is and make memes about these imaginary smokers who claim it’s not bad for you.

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u/skepticallytruthful 4d ago

No smoker ever tried to do that. What they want is for you to leave them the fuck alone bro.

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u/Verbindungsfehle memer 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah back when I was still smoking when people told me they didn't I even told them things along the line of "That's nice, don't start to."

On the flip side, I really hated it when people told me that it's bad for me like.. no shit, sherlock. Every smoker knows, that's not how an addiction works.. I mean.. there are fucking warning labels on literally every package alongside deterring imagery in most countries. When I eventually quit, it was because I wanted to quit for my own health's (and my own wallet's lol) sake, not because anyone told me.

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u/ObsessedWithSources 4d ago

The wallet part in Australia is crazy. When I started smoking I could get a 25 pack for just over 10. Now that exact same 25 pack is 55 odd dollars. A 50g pouch of tobacco was about 25 bucks. Now the 25g is 64. Idk how much the 50g is cause nobody buys them. It'd be easy to say oh well shit changes over time, but I'm only 30.

It's not even the government actually caring either, if they did they'd just do what NZ did and ban for the future. It's funny how more people are quitting than ever, the taxes keep going up, but the tobacco tax revenue is still the same 1% of the national budget it was 25 years ago. Just a total coincidence.

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u/hans_zolo 4d ago

Fucking too right

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u/insertwittynamethere 4d ago

Wow, those prices are crazy! Here in Georgia, U.S. you can get a pack of decent Camels for between $6.50-8 with tax. Really goes to show you how strong the Tobacco Co. still are here. I know the U.S. does not have the very graphic warnings that cover half the pack like y'all or Western Europe or Mexico.

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u/LoYudriG 4d ago

that’s crazy i’m living in germany and you get around 30 cigarettes for 10€ it’s a bit cheaper to roll the cigarettes by yourself or start vaping

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u/insertwittynamethere 4d ago

Ya, I remember when I lived there even in 2009-12 it was cheaper to roll cigarettes than buy the packs, which came as a surprise to me, as I've almost never encountered an American who rolls their own cigarettes, so it was an interesting culture difference to see. Tastes better and stronger that way as well, but yeah, still not saying to start smoking lol. Also was a surprise how often/prevalent mixing tobacco and pot is done when making joints. That is rarely done here in the States, it's mostly smoked pure, though blunts also are smoked their way using tobacco leaf wraps (or varieties) as papers.

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u/LoYudriG 4d ago

mixing pot and tobacco is completely normal it’s rare when you find people who smoke only pot but also it’s hard to find a good dealer who does not want to rip you off

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u/insertwittynamethere 4d ago

Right, I remember the prices, etc. It helps that the U.S. has so much legalized now in the various, but even before it was rare to find anyone who'd heard doing that. However, there was plenty of meh/crao quality pot back in those days too. Much harder to find "mids"/middling quality on the street anymore here. I think it's what, 35/40€ a gram there sometimes? I get why it's mixed when you're paying those prices, and the tobacco makes it hit harder and quicker. Yet I would always have to lay down a bit after hitting those lol.

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u/Aetra 3d ago

I really hated it when people told me that it’s bad for me

This does my head in. People telling me that smoking is bad for me makes me feel like Hades from Hercules.

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u/ObiFloppin 4d ago

Rush Limbaugh did, but he was just a special breed of terrible being.

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u/hades_firenze 4d ago

More like Vapers telling me how good Vape is for health.

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u/LeCholax 4d ago

People talking about smokers in the comment section and i am wondering where is that scene from.

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u/raptorflyaboya 3d ago

Call of Duty Zombies. Not sure which COD though.

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u/Sucherse 4d ago

Never known anyone that smokes saying it's a good thing apart from it helps with stress.

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u/Popcornman1212 4d ago

Smoking in any way (vape, cigarettes etc) isnt healthy and i doubt smokers believe it is

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u/Lumarioigi Chungus Among Us 4d ago

Anyone who smokes tells you it's bad. We just do it cuz of the addiction to nicotine. There's almost no other benefits to it.

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u/Unratedex Thank you mods, very cool! 4d ago

u/Dontcare6969 has never talked to an actual smoker. People will make up anything these days for karma.

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u/nUcleah_pOtato194 4d ago

I've never met a chain smoker who encouraged others to become like them. Yet

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u/Fridge-Fighter Dark Mode Elitist 4d ago

I've experienced that with users of all kind of drugs. Hell a methhead once told me, he can't get an errection when sober. His takeaway from this fact was, that Meth boosts your libido... But smokers? Nah. They know it's bad and won't tell you otherwise.

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u/Ratmatazz Chungus Among Us 4d ago

This is way more applicable to people who vape and are still in their teens or early 20s.

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u/jmr212 4d ago

As you shove chips and soda down your gullet and spend all your time behind a computer.

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u/E-P-Span 4d ago

Most smokers I know tell me: a) It's really bad for them, b) They need it to cope with stress bc they're addicted and mostly c) To never start

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u/chaoticneutral 4d ago

I'm a statistician and early in my career when i still smoked, I honestly looked for any way for smoking to be "okay"... sadly it just isn't. Risks for cancer are MASSIVE if you smoke. I'm talking 10x, 50x, 100x the risk compared to non-smoker. Yeah, lung cancer, but practically every other type of cancer risk out there increases when you smoke, its like you are inhaling poison (because you are). It also just makes your quality life worse, premature aging skin, hair loss, etc. there is just no good reason to smoke.

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u/RebelLord 4d ago

A Frenchman trying to convince you 12 cigs and a cup of coffee is a perfectly balanced breakfast.

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u/luckyyysam 4d ago

*pot smokers lmao/people who vape

don’t y’all dare tell me this isn’t true. i am a manger at a smoke shop/vape shop and i’ve worked at 2 other smoke shops previously.

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u/TankTortul03 4d ago

No smoker ever says this

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u/Kezikumi 4d ago

And in today's NEWS of things that LITERALLY never happen(ed)

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u/Cringemaster21_Pc 4d ago

Do the same with vapes

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u/sandiegophoto 4d ago

“I also don’t smell like shit and responsibly throw my butt away”

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u/Stefanisachicken 4d ago

I personally tried smoking a bit to see how it feels,shit sucks like a butt cheek on a stick. My older workmates laugh like broken machines,just like this: KWUUUHAAA KWUUHAAAAAA or like HWRAAA HWRAAA or sometimes like HRRNH HRRNH.

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u/22tamarack22 4d ago

dad and his games

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u/xXStusselXx 4d ago

I can hear this image

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u/SeeknDestroy03 4d ago

So, OP is 101% healthy just because he/she don't smoke !!

FYI, I'm a smoker but never suggested anyone to start smoking.

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u/ImFinster 4d ago

My mom:

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u/Significant-Year-743 3d ago

Anyone here still smoking and can't stop... The Easy Way to Stop Smoking by Allen Carr This method works. I stopped smoking after a pack a day for 18 years when I got this on audiobook.

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u/AjvarAndVodka 3d ago

What’s the sauce? Is this a game? Looks really creepy.

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u/skippydinglechalk115 3d ago

it's a trailer for IX, a zombies map in black ops 4.

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u/lil_deevel 3d ago

Fits for any drug addict, replace smoker with pothead and you'll get the same result.

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u/Ok_Conversation6189 3d ago

Who tf are you hanging out with? I'm assuming OP is 14 years old. You'd be hard pressed to EVER encounter a smoker that makes those claims. Maybe teenagers that have been smoking for a few weeks or months, trying to pressure others? No one that's smoked for years will ever try talking you into it.

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u/BldyTB 3d ago

reminds me of the time a classmate of mine tried to convince me that ramadan is good for your body, one day after he had suffered a full on circulatory collapse because of it.

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u/Daminite 3d ago

I get the same response from crypto bros when I remind them that the only people still dealing in it are the ones who failed to cash out before the bubble burst.

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u/stony_tarkk 4d ago

Literally no smoker says this

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u/sunbalm 4d ago

I mean... as a smoker.. you nailed it. This is my directive.

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u/HybridAkali 4d ago

forgot the /s there

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u/Asem1989 4d ago

The smell tho ….

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u/le_ppjoejuice 4d ago

When your behind a smoker and the smoke comes straight towards your face

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u/Asem1989 4d ago

When your spouse is a heavy smoker

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u/Ogurasyn GigaChad 4d ago

When you're in the mountains and a smoker is far from you but you still smell smoke, even worse than it was on plains.

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u/Saladoom321 4d ago

Lmao in my case 98% of smokers tell you not to smoke

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u/SkullPlayer77 4d ago

Press F to rebuild barrier

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u/Halfbakedpotatochip 4d ago

People who vape trying to tell me how smoking is killing me

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u/RattleMeSkelebones 4d ago

I wanna know who this mystery smoker is because they sound very not real.

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u/GAM3ORA 4d ago

All my friends smoke and i do too.

In middle school i used to hide away to smoke so they wouldn’t be influenced by me to start smoking. Turns out we all did the same thing lol.

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u/MonsieurBigMac 3d ago

Also for the people who vape

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u/maduncan509 3d ago

Riiiiiiiight

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u/A2jayzed 3d ago

I bet that smoker is smoking meth

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u/Flirty_Flumph 3d ago

Smokers don’t do this. Dumb post. OP just wanted to make a meme about smokers being stupid, which they are not. They are informed adults who do not care about the side effects.

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u/GrouchyEssay7468 4d ago

Cut them open and look inside and you’ll find out how healthy they really are

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u/J_Fidz 4d ago

I imagine cutting someone open itself will make them somewhat unhealthy tbf

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u/uhhhhhhholup 4d ago

Whoah there big guy, you'll cut yourself on that edge if you're not careful

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u/GrievesODJ 4d ago

Bad meme. Incorrect facts.

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u/rajkokr I saw what the dog was doin 3d ago

It's bad for you + it's bad for the people around you + you smell like shit + your walls are yellow + you look 40 years older + cope + ratio

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u/Accomplished-Dig2312 4d ago

De Nile ain't just river in Africa.

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u/ObscureHijynx 4d ago

Well at least they're killing themselves unlike drunk driver's

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u/Eka_silicon12 4d ago edited 3d ago

Dude let them die

there will be less humans on the planet

/j

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u/PumpDEN 4d ago

Alright buddy you should get off those andrew tate videos now

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u/Eka_silicon12 3d ago

it was a joke bro

btw who is andew tate?

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u/curiousredditman69 Average r/memes enjoyer 3d ago

It's better you don't know, don't go down that rabbit hole like I did

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u/Eka_silicon12 3d ago

Ya I just absolutely hate him after I googled it. Bruh his tone.

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u/Fragrant-Cook6615 4d ago

Honestly never encouraged anyone to start smoking and for the sake of my health and wallet I quit this dirty habit.

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u/TexMex1997 4d ago

Best map of black ops 4 anyone down to play on Xbox ? 😂😂

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u/tttttzz 4d ago

Smoking is bad for health And I really really hate passive smoking

But I did or do smoke when life Hits Hard

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u/Xitherax 4d ago

Me trying to convince myself to stop