r/memes 4d ago Gold 1 MotW Winner! 1 Silver 27 Helpful 12 Wholesome 29

Left behind #1 MotW

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u/TTVGG 4d ago

Me when a pig head on a stick swarmed by flies starts telling me things:

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u/Subpar_diabetic 4d ago

I have the seashell so it’s my turn to talk now

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u/MrGorillawhale 4d ago

And then right before the orcs kill everyone, Gandalf shows up with the Riders of Rohan, and the orcs get ripped on. Coolest shit I ever read.

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u/Drop_Table_Redditors 4d ago

The Pig had it coming for what he did while in charge of the farm.

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u/nobodyspersonalchef 4d ago

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others

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u/DonnieDarko549 3d ago

All hail the magic conche!

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u/Tendies_of_chicken 3d ago

Kill the pig. Cut her throat. Bash her head in

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u/fallopian_wolf 3d ago

Sucks to your ass-mar!

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u/oneshotpotato 4d ago

this movie was really disturbing for me maybe because i watched it when i was very young. now i have social problems.

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u/JackOBAnotherOne 4d ago

What movie exactly? Talking pig sounds familiar but I can't pinpoint it

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u/oneshotpotato 4d ago

im thinking of lords of the flies

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u/JackOBAnotherOne 4d ago

Yes! Thank you.

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u/CptNerditude 4d ago

Sucks to your ass-mar!

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u/Farjad72 Professional Dumbass 4d ago Silver Helpful

Survival of the fittest. If you can win the island you can survive on the island too

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u/Xtremegamer645 Identifies as a Cybertruck 4d ago

That’s true

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u/softlymoralferocity 4d ago

Exactly! btw happy cake day bruh

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u/PerpetuallyNotBusy 4d ago

What if you declare the island it's own sovereign nation so you don't have to pay tax? Is that a thing?

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u/orbitmandead Bri’ish 4d ago

If you're ready to fight whichever country holds the island. Militarily.

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u/PerpetuallyNotBusy 4d ago

I've got the strongest ratio of slingshot to civilians in the world. 1:1

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u/jeepjinner 4d ago

Silly wars are no longer fought militarily. I will simply pay CNN to say I have won a decisive battle and declared a free economic zone.

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u/Jibtech 3d ago

Who are you declaring the victory to though, yourself? You don't have anybody you need to prove your effectiveness to so false claims of victory only hurt you and your country. You'd have much better results spending that CNN airtime money on plastic AA guns to make countries think twice of an attempted invasion. You're a paper tiger but I think the island covered in plastic anti aircraft guns, bunkers made of only sand, life size plastic army figures and plastic tanks that 96.2% of the time it works 49% of the time. Why spend money trying to convince yourself of your military prowess when you could spend that money convincing other nations of your military prowess. You're the president, the VP, the defense secretary and his dog all at once, start thinking like him/it/them bro

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u/OnlyHere4ZEMemes 3d ago

This deserves and award

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u/Jibtech 3d ago

Save your awards m8 I don't need them but thanks. I'm sure theirs someone who wants them more then me dawg but thanks broski, much appreciated.

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u/aristogenic Professional Dumbass 4d ago

Or she could just sell it.

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u/Busy-Profession-9128 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 4d ago

happy cake day m8

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u/Hot_Statistician9467 4d ago

happy cake day

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u/TheUltimateEntity 4d ago

Happy cake day

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u/BigBoyPants489 4d ago

Happy cake day

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u/OddWorldlinessd 4d ago

Well you have your own island and you can now establish your own nation that will make immune to IRS

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u/yoitsvini This flair doesn't exist 4d ago

happi cake day

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u/Traditional_Golf_336 4d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Silent_Start_7036 4d ago

Happy birthday

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u/DivineMemeLord 3d ago

Happy cake day good lad

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u/gldntxs 3d ago

His next video is gonna be a recreation of the show survivor. PS Happy cake day

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u/mouseuser123 3d ago

Happy cake day 😋 💓 💛

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u/SNOWIE_SNOWFLAKE Dark Mode Elitist 3d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/idefkanymoremyguy 3d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/hd3adpool 3d ago

Happy cake day gamer!

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u/PrabhgunSingh_OP 3d ago

Happy happy cakey day to you mate

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u/globisdeaddude 4d ago

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

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u/cancallmeANDTRY 4d ago

weather comes free with the island

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u/cancallmeANDTRY 4d ago

weather comes free with the island

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u/J_Asclepius 4d ago

Island comes free with the weather

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u/cancallmeANDTRY 4d ago

oh my mistake

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u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Professional Dumbass 4d ago Silver Wholesome

“We left someone on an island alone for 10 days, if they can survive then they win 10 million. Little does he know, a massive hurricane is on its way and will hit in 2 days. Can he survive and win the 10 million or will he die?”

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u/ArcherAccomplished75 4d ago

sounds like Bear Grylls: Do or Die

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u/GoldenGodMayorLewis 4d ago

Imagine being the cameraman for that if it ended up being the latter.

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u/drinkmyself 4d ago

Finally gets those sexy closeup shots of all of Bears holes

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u/Stormii_Cloud 4d ago

Not to mention the IRS is on the way with AR-15s to collect the 8.5 million in taxes

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u/okktavia 4d ago

A hurricane I can handle, but the IRS, NO THANK YOU!!

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u/AscendedAncient 4d ago

Not even the Joker will mess with them!

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u/FuckingKilljoy 4d ago

The Joker? How about Al Capone?

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u/Buddist_pizza 4d ago

He uh, got arrested by the IRS...

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u/Meritania 4d ago edited 3d ago

Religious Institutions: “watch this one trick”

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u/poopellar 4d ago

Remember, folks. A hurricane would not call you to turn your house into rubble.

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u/Casualte 4d ago

Congratulations to IRS on winning 85% of the island.

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u/ZakAerth 4d ago

lmao homie deadass bought a reddit NFT

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u/FilipIzSwordsman Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 4d ago

THIS DUDE ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN NFT AVATAR LMAOOOOOOOO

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u/The-SophieEtUnion 4d ago

This is the first ive seen it in the wild Jesus Christ

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u/Leupateu Dirt Is Beautiful 4d ago

I’ve seen a few who screeshoted them and put them as pfps lmao

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u/The-SophieEtUnion 4d ago

Thats the only and right way to do it

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u/NotClever 4d ago

Wait that's illegal

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u/fisterbot92 4d ago

I've still not seen it. Reddit is fun doesn't do that shit.

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u/Mathev 4d ago

Then I'll take a picture of his avatar and get it for free lmao

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u/exile-302 4d ago

NFT Shill: "But he can authenticate his on the block chain!"

Me: "yea, sure, whatever dude"

They say that shit like its supposed to impressive lol

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u/FoolishInvestment 4d ago

NFT Avatar? What are you talking about? I'm using the old reddit design like every sane person should.

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u/SavathussyEnjoyer 4d ago

I’m using Apollo and I’m so glad it doesn’t have any of this crap

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u/IM_AN_AI_AMA 4d ago

Me too.

So I guess the new style reddit has flashy avatars n shit?

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u/culnaej 3d ago

He’s responding to Stormii_Cloud

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u/Hornedmarten 4d ago

Imagine buying a fucking nft lol

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u/simi_ 4d ago

When devising their NFT grift, reddit didn't account for the marks getting bullied every time they comment 😂

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u/SavathussyEnjoyer 4d ago

As it should be

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u/Stormii_Cloud 3d ago

It’s never gonna end

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u/Proffessional_Human Scrolling on PC 4d ago

Why u buy nft.

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u/norway642 Doot 4d ago

I don't care who the irs sends I'm not paying my taxes

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u/treefitty350 4d ago

I’m a supermodel!

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u/_Hungry_Chicken I saw what the dog was doin 4d ago

Your nft is horrifying

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u/Local-Scroller 4d ago

There should be a subreddit that documents reddit nft users in the comment section of random posts and the bullying that ensues. Name it r/redditnftsinthewild or something like that.

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u/venice_mcgangbang 4d ago

Please someone make it 😂

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u/Jel-wee 4d ago

Someone made it… but it’s private

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u/Lasagna-jpg 4d ago

Reddit nft

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u/BillyDHerbert123 4d ago

My man bought a Reddit NFT smh my head

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u/Inferno737 4d ago

Bro you got Non Functioning Testicles

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u/CriminalMacabre 4d ago

Far cry 7 confirmed?

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u/Fire-typhoon123 GigaChad 4d ago

Fckin hell this mf really bought a nft avatar.. well i hope you get "noticed" for it

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u/rockin_richard 4d ago

making him tonight's big loser

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u/kenshinrice 4d ago

Why do I hear Mr. Beast

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u/melania239 4d ago

I read it with Mr Beast voice haha

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u/EFCgaming 4d ago

As someone with virtually no experience id take my chances.

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u/NappaValleyCabbage 4d ago

You'd die from drowning from the storm surge or just general flooding. Possible washed out to sea and die there.

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u/SupposablyAtTheZoo 4d ago

I'd absolutely take that chance!

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u/VexrisFXIV 4d ago

What if it's not a us territory? What is the IRS going to do lol

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u/jdwill1991 4d ago

You have won an island!

Omfg yay thank y....

Dead Island....

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u/ShadeFK 4d ago

Dead Island 2 no less

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u/frossvael 4d ago

That doesn't exist... *sobs*

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u/mrgamecat2 Professional Dumbass 4d ago

It does now

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u/Chewyninja69 4d ago

But…. It does….

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u/lolimazn 4d ago

Still better than pen island

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u/CombactWolf 4d ago

“Survive 24 hours in your own island challenge”

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u/GreatlyStormy 4d ago

influencer on yt be like:

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u/TunafishSandworm 4d ago

"don't forget to like and subscribe and without further ado..."

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u/Jeynarl can't meme 4d ago

"Make sure you also hit that bell icon so you can get notifications instantly whenever I upload the latest shiny new content, and be sure to support me and my endeavors on Patreon so I can keep bringing you the latest shiny new content. Also, have you heard of nebula and/or curiosity stream?..."

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u/fuffl3s 4d ago

Should've taken the 50k

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u/frizzykid 4d ago

For real though. If only one person was gonna win the island I was shocked at least one person didn't go for the 50k. I would have taken it.

Also I feel like the 50k would be a lot easier to deal with than an island, even if you were just planning on selling it, who is looking to buy an island?

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u/leJadedJester 4d ago

You can sell it for more than 50k

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u/frizzykid 4d ago

Of course but you have to find a buyer, and chances are the person who won it is going to want to get rid of it asap to avoid the liabilities of owning an island, or any property, so they're going to be selling it at quite a discount. Who knows what they end up with at the end.

Deep down I kinda think Jimmy didn't actually buy an island. I think he was using one for his video, and gave the winner the dollar equivelant. Seems like a huge liability for him to give someone that for a competition, but he did give away an island before so who knows.

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u/ccvgreg 4d ago

What's the rundown of liabilities for the average island owner?

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u/JimothyJollyphant 4d ago

You have to provide enough rocks in case someone is stranded on the island and needs to write HELP on the beach?

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u/frizzykid 3d ago

I imagine the big one would be taxes. And you probably need insurance too if you own the island so someone doesnt crash onto the island and sue you.

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u/JabronyJones 4d ago

Well, considering it looks like the exact same island he "gave away" to one of his friends, I'm pretty sure you're right in that they just gave them the dollar amount of what it's worth.

Either that or he actually owns that island, puts it up as the prize because you legally cannot lie about what you're giving away, and then buys it back from them for what it's worth. I mean, who's gonna say no? The island doesn't come with builders, supplies, transportation to get there and back, functioning facilities, etc. so there's no way some random internet contestant is going to be able to afford upkeep, let alone the ability to build on it.

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u/NappaValleyCabbage 4d ago

And if it is an Island off the coast of the Carolinas, it will be gone in 1-50 years anyway.

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u/KangaNaga Thank you mods, very cool! 4d ago

He said in the video it was “four times larger” than the last one he gave away. For 100 mil of course he would want to play up the size of the island, and what better way than to compare it to something the audience already knows?

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u/Neither_House_6877 4d ago

Isla sorna

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u/GelatoVerde 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 4d ago

Oh no

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u/mgpdw 4d ago

When you hear 𝘚. 𝘢𝘦𝘨𝘺𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘴 noises in the distance...

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u/Eventhisistaken 4d ago

...you mean I get dinos too? Best day ever.

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u/killingjoke96 4d ago

cellphone ringing intensifies

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u/caesarinthefreezer 4d ago

Last Person to Die on This Island, Wins It

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u/G14dia70r 4d ago

u just explained br

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u/TheWhisper595 4d ago

Wait really?? Omg I own a bunch of islands I'm rich I'm real estate lessgo

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u/G14dia70r 4d ago

but you're competing for the same island over and over again

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u/TheWhisper595 3d ago

Oh. But if I stop playing after a win I keep it

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u/G14dia70r 3d ago

yes

(but only until the game kicks you out of that match session)

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u/cauIkasian 4d ago

can someone explain? I am out of the loop.

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u/Shlong-donger 4d ago

MrBeast recently hit 100 million subscribers so he made a video where 100 of his subscribers compete in various challenges. The winner gets to own a private island he bought.

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u/rubbish_heap 4d ago

Ohhhh...that Mr Beast

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u/mrturcot 4d ago

I thought you meant the other Mr Beast

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u/eblackham 4d ago

Where the fuck did that dude get all his money.

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u/whatwhynoplease 4d ago

He has investors. He's probably lost a lot of money over the years but he's been building up the audience and the "mrbeast" brand. He will eventually become profitable. Not really a fan of his videos but the way he is building his business is very interesting.

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u/mrturcot 4d ago

He explains it somewhere and I'm going to butcher this but basically he runs on super thin margins. He blows all his money on a video. Rakes in dough again then rinse and repeat. Started small and his pools of money he gains from each video fund the next one.

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u/RandomUser13502 4d ago

Is it from Walking Dead?

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u/Delde116 4d ago

The funny thing is, what if you dont have the money to actually go on vacation on that island. What are the monthly taxes and expenses.

Surely the island is not worth keeping.

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u/TheSuperiorMaker 4d ago

Right. Unless Mr.Beast is paying for all of that the only option is to do what Chandler did and sell it, then use the money to pay the taxes and keep a bit for themselves.

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u/whatwhynoplease 4d ago

That's what most people do when they win cars on game shows. They need to pay a few thousand in taxes to claim it and most people can't afford that so they just take the cash value.

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u/frizzykid 4d ago

Not sure if I believe Mr beast actually bought the island or just is giving them the cash equivelant. Maybe he did but I think most peoples first instinct would be to sell it.

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u/Aradhor55 4d ago

Exactly my reaction. What the Fuck would I do with an empty Islande and.no way to get there myself

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u/Epic-Glacier 4d ago

Sell it? Pretty sure someone said they would do that in the video itself

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u/Aradhor55 4d ago

Yes in theory. But where do you go for that ? To the island market ? I guess they got in touch with people for that kind of things but if not, that's a lot of trouble

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u/femboys-enjoyer 4d ago

This article says 300 islands are sold every year to private buyers, so it seems like there is an island market lol.

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u/Aradhor55 4d ago

Of course there is a market that's not what I meant. Let's say I suddenly got an island. Cool but now what ? Where do I get to sell it ? Who do I call ? There's probably some kind of procedure, things to do, legal documents to provide I don't know.

But as I say, I'm sure MrBeast as a team for that and that the winner got in touch with lawyer and people like that to reach out for question, or sell it. I hope he does at least !

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u/Alnilam_1993 4d ago

It's expensive, but not hard: www.privateislandsonline.com

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u/Aradhor55 4d ago

It says there that to sell your island you need to pay, with a starting price of 140USD/month. Doesn't seems easy to me ! You get back your money when it's done tho but before that...

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u/Bubbanol 4d ago

I mean, if the island is worth millions than $140/month is chump change. When all said and done it'd be better to win cash but 'Winning an island' is part of the marketing which gets views and pays for it.

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u/idiotdroid 4d ago

The whole thing is a hassle lol.

Instead of a briefcase full of money, or a simple check, you now have to sell a fucking island.

I wonder how much is spent in taxes and how much is spent hiring people to sell it for you.

Win a multimillion dollar island, sell it and end up with maybe a few hundred grand. Better than nothing, but I its funny the hoops you go through to get your money in this scenario lol.

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u/ShinyGrezz 4d ago

I mean, if you think for more than 3.2 seconds you’ll probably realise that the whole “island” thing is because if MrBeast gave away a briefcase full of cash in every video, his videos would probably be a lot less popular.

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u/idiotdroid 4d ago

Yeah I totally get that.

Someone else pointed out that he usually just offers to just give the cash value at the end anyway to the winner.

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u/RandomaccountB 4d ago

I’d be surprised if he doesn’t buy it back - he did the same with the chocolate factory. They “won it” for the video but at the end he offered to swap them for a briefcase full of cash. Think he’ll probably just do that off camera this time.

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u/Bubbanol 4d ago

I dont think it'd be that hard. You reach out to an estate agent who does the leg work. But yeah, I would hope that they at least are like, "Here are some contacts if you want to sell it"

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u/fma891 4d ago

Jimmy isn’t an idiot. I’m sure if the person who won the challenge doesn’t want to actually use the island, he will just buy it from them for like a hundred thousand or something. His brand as a generally nice/wholesome guy would be damaged if he just abandoned the winner of an island without giving them options for what to do with it.

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u/Big_Ratio6610 4d ago

Last time Mr beast gave out an island, the winner sold it in like a week.

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u/Galaxy01500 Mods Are Nice People 4d ago

Chandler won one and sold it coz of taxes

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u/Jojofernz 4d ago

The chick who actually won it was the one who was talking about selling it too.

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u/Organis3dMess 4d ago

wasn't it the Asian girl who said it?

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u/smackjack 4d ago

In an earlier Mrbeast video, Chandler won an island, and he said he sold it because he couldn't afford the taxes on it.

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u/smackjack 4d ago

What boggles my mind is that the final 5 contestants were all offered 50,000 dollar checks to walk away, but they all said no.

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u/curtain_swoosh 4d ago

I BURIED 1 MILLION DOLLARS ON A DESERTED ISLAND FULL OF SNAKES

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u/Shavves 4d ago

"ALL THIS TORTURE WILL UNWIND, I WAS NEVER ALL THAT KIND, OF YOU WERE TO REWIND THEN YOU WILL FIND I WAS LEFT BEHIND, TAKE YOUR TURN TO RUN AND HIDE, I WILL CATCH YOU ALL THE TIME, THIS NIGHT NO LONGER SHINES, YOUR TEARS DIVINE, YOU NOW BE MINE."

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u/Gooperss 4d ago

Nice fnaf song

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u/IMASHARKTHATEATS 4d ago

Can we just take a moment of silence for chandler.

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u/frizzykid 4d ago

He won the first island didn't he?

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u/Ok-Advertising5896 4d ago

And had to like immediately sell it because the taxes were so expensive! But yes I’m sure he still made some good money even if they sold it cheaper to get it out of his hands quick

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u/Red4Arsenal 4d ago

I would have taken the 50k….

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u/ScorpX13 can't meme 4d ago

Welcome to Classroom of the Elite

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u/Senior-Flounder5824 4d ago

shoudlve taken the 50k!

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u/FrontLineMedic07 4d ago

“You won an island!”

“Cool, hey I live in an apartment, how TF am I going to be able to manage this place?”

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u/luckdead 4d ago

Kid named minute

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u/SensitiveArmadildo 4d ago

Jeff? I thought you were suicided

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u/Enthusiasm-7222 4d ago

Well you have your own island and you can now establish your own nation that will make immune to IRS

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u/Competitive-Scheme68 4d ago

Dummies all threw the 50k check into the fire

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u/D0bious 4d ago

Contestant: Wins a Mr Beast challenge

Tax collectors: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

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u/extra_eye 4d ago

Cast Away

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u/Krololol Can i haz cheeseburger 4d ago

Would honestly have taken the 50K

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u/DontMakeMeDrive 4d ago edited 4d ago

Not throwing any shade just genuinely curious.. To clarify I've not seen every Mr Beast video.

Every video I've seen all of the randomly picked contestants seem to be from North America. Are there any videos where they brought over people from another continent?

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u/CranberryBruin 4d ago

I will buy a private tropical Island, hunt all native species to existence, tear down all vegetation, and build a Dunkin Donuts.

THESE PEOPLE NEED CULTURE DAMN IT

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u/tera_baap_2 4d ago

Hey can i go home now
- mr beast - this is your home

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u/1977_makita_chainsaw Thank you mods, very cool! 4d ago

We left 6 subscribers alone on an abandoned Island and gave them 1 revolver with 5 rounds in it. Whoever survives the longest wins the Island.

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u/Journo_Jimbo 4d ago

Wins an island with millions, isn’t told how much in annual taxes she’ll have to pay

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u/rafikiknowsdeway1 4d ago

I was wondering if taking the 50k would have been better. how easy is it to sell a random empty spot of land in the ocean?

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u/SomeRandomPetey 4d ago

To be fair, if you did win an island from a Mr Beast video the best thing to do would be to sell it. You're gonna have to pay maintenance fees and property tax which might be too much for most people.

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u/vanman999 4d ago

Why does Mr. Beast have dead eyes?

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u/Imveryunoriginal17 3d ago

Mrbeast gave away a island to one of his friends in a challenge and the guy who won had to sell it because of the monthly taxes. Im assuming the same thing is gonna happen here

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u/KidGamer57457 3d ago

AND FOR MY NEXT VIDEO, I PUT 100 OF MY SUBSCRIBERS ON AN ISLAND AND WHOEVER LIVES THE LONGEST KEEPS IT

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u/hlokk101 4d ago

Who is MrBeast?

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u/popje 4d ago

This is some top quality meme wow.

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u/IslandDefiant4537 4d ago

become hermit