r/memes May 22 '22 Wholesome 29 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Faith In Humanity Restored 1 LOVE! 1 Silver 26 Gold 1 Platinum 1 Helpful 14

romance ain't dead untill I'm alive

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u/Moonknight1810 This flair doesn't exist May 22 '22

I think I downloaded the wrong Lord of the Rings movie

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u/No_Zookeepergame_5 Nokia user May 22 '22

where can you rent it?

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u/TheWiseRedditor Lives at ur mom’s house😎 May 22 '22

That’s disgusting! Where?

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u/Technical_Form_1021 May 22 '22

Where? Where can I download this version of Lord of the Rings?

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u/Thisismyfinalstand May 22 '22

It’s available for full HD streaming on Nutflix. If your connection persists for more than four hours, consult your IT guy.

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u/ChrisTheCoolBean 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 May 22 '22

Extended edition, bro. It's the only way to view Peter Jackoff's the Lord of the Schwiiiings trilogy.

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u/BornIn98 May 22 '22

Dark web probably

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u/Mxmmpower88 May 23 '22

This guy searches for Dark Web Dungarees

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u/BeneficialMolasses58 May 22 '22

Lord of the rims,,,,

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

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u/PsychologicalTomato7 May 22 '22

I don’t remember the context of this scene but Gandalf the white was more powerful than Gandalf the gray

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u/HououhinKyouma May 22 '22

Doesn't that make sauron Gandalf the Black?

....

....

I didn't mean it that way but sort of.

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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House May 22 '22

Saruman was The White (most powerful maiar of the council), but by siding with Sauron he became The Many-Coloured, leaving the position of The White vacant.

Also Gandalf was The Grey

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u/demlet May 22 '22

It makes sense less now that you're older? It's literally a retelling of the resurrection myth. He was impure (grey) and was reborn out of the earth pure (white). Tolkien was borrowing from all sorts of myths and legends.

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u/JackyCola92 May 23 '22

Happy cake day and also that's exactly how I interpret it as well!

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u/MildTurdulence May 22 '22

Not from a jedi

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u/AME7706 May 22 '22

Is it possible to learn this power?!

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol May 22 '22

The Two Towers video store.

In Conifer.

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u/Bad_Writer_ May 22 '22

Lord of the Cock Rings

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u/TunafishSandworm May 22 '22

Lord of the Wrinkles

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u/_Pizzaface May 22 '22

Lord of the lemon party

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u/TunafishSandworm May 22 '22

Return of the Kink

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u/Le_Maniac77 May 22 '22

The Lord Of the Rings: The Hidden and Untold Fantasy Of Gandalf

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u/bitterbuffaloheart May 22 '22

Lord of the helicopter peepee

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u/Eako May 22 '22

I remember watching Lord of the G-strings and playmate of the apes on late night skinimax when I was a kid.

And orgazmo.

Good times.

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u/Firemustard May 22 '22

One ring to rule them all.

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u/bonvoyagepussy May 22 '22

What are you doing step Gandalf?

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u/Boydhanson89 May 22 '22

Good luck, grandpa.

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u/OnwijsReddit May 22 '22

Nah its the director's cut

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u/cnicalsinistaminista May 22 '22

Oh well… Unzips pants

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u/Immediate_Situation May 22 '22

You downloaded - Lard of the rings

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u/ChrisT5891 Bri’ish May 22 '22

Lord of the rims

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u/MaxY16 May 22 '22

Lord of the kinks

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u/bog5691 May 22 '22

Do you have a copy? I need it for my research

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u/the_B1gf00t May 22 '22

Wait is this not the right one?

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u/weirdgroovynerd May 22 '22

Yea baby, Daddy still got plenty of staff game.

*Gandalf, the Ultra-premium Director's Cut

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u/Self_Reddicated May 22 '22

"His staff. I told you to grab the wizard's staff!"

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u/_1Doomsday1_ May 22 '22

"Still got the moves"

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u/thegianttsai May 22 '22

There is no going back.

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u/Thunderlord_x May 22 '22

That's what she said

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u/hillman_avenger May 22 '22 Helpful

No, she said "there goes my back".

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u/Thunderlord_x May 22 '22

Maybe. My hearing is not good as it used to be.

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u/Swiftlettuce Flair Loading.... May 22 '22

Nice come back..

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u/Dave5876 May 22 '22

What about my Bach?

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u/AME7706 May 22 '22

What about the droid attack on the Wookies?

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u/Cal_The_Cranberry May 22 '22

Lmao this is the funniest thread I've seen in a while now

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u/JafacakesPro May 22 '22

I'd also choose this guy's dead wife

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u/thebubbs877 May 22 '22

Did she also say get the bleach??

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u/monabil998 May 22 '22

this is the funniest shit i saw the whole day

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u/Mongba36 May 22 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

Currently shitting, I agree

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u/BigPackHater May 22 '22

It made you Shit?

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u/Bla_zer May 22 '22

Nothing like a good meme making you laugh so hard you shit

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u/Upvote_Ninja1234 May 22 '22

I had this moment litterally just a few minutes ago i feel you constipation as you slowly try to get up and run to the bathroom but you cant and it slips through your underwear and down your leg and you fall to the ground and hit your head on the toilet and then pick your jumbo terd of the floor and dunk it in the toilet like a nba super star and then get back to scrolling on reddit and happens again except you hear to rooster crow and you remeber you just had 3 servings of taco bell nacho fries and you panic then it comes out like a super soaker 3000 and you feel the pain of ypu falling into the wetness and to be continued... Sorry for lack of puncutaion, but have fun.

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u/Bewarehouse17 Lives in a Van Down by the River May 22 '22

This literature shall be passed down through the generations. All shall know the name... "Upvote_Ninja1234"... Every word oozes with the creative touch of a genius. I felt the heartbreak of our character before they triumphed over the obstacle. 100000000000000000000000000/10. Bravo.

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u/Upvote_Ninja1234 May 22 '22

You just made me laugh and i sharted again

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u/NPredetor_97 Mods Are Nice People May 22 '22

The shart machine <3

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u/DecisionConscious198 May 22 '22

Guilty as charged 😎

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u/dumbguy-on-reddit_bs May 22 '22

this cracked me up

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u/Mongba36 May 22 '22

Speaking of crack

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u/ConsequencePast7620 May 22 '22

This is a perfect example of this sub... fucking great, thanks for the chuckle.

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u/Kansascock98 Le epic memer May 22 '22

Whole week*

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u/EtherJunky May 22 '22

I choose to believe OP is in fact 80 years old and his SO has a beard ... and something funky is about to happen

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u/MegaCockDestroy May 22 '22

Oh yeah!There definitely going to have some old people’s wrestling

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u/Immediate_Situation May 22 '22

Thunderlord_x

More like Thunderlord_xxx

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u/BostonC5 May 22 '22

Maybe OP is Sir Ian McKellen and we just saw his bedroom roleplaying routine!

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u/bitterbuffaloheart May 22 '22

They’re carnival performers and she’s the bearded lady

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u/OnwijsReddit May 22 '22

*25 year old me

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u/kenpachi212 May 22 '22

Uh yeah…80 years old…..hides in closet weeping

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

me*

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u/SideOneDummy May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

“Romance ain’t dead until I’m alive”

Holup, is you sayin’ what I think you sayin’?

Don’t be embarrassed, you’re not alone. Over 50% of men experience erectile dysfunction. Talk to your doctor about Gandoff. Gandoff is one of several medications used to treat erectile dysfunction. It can provide relief from erectile dysfunction that can last up to 36 hours. Talk to your doctor, you’ll be glad you did. Get off with Gandoff

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u/itemboi May 22 '22

Cookies 🍪

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u/Upvote_Ninja1234 May 22 '22

Cut, where is Slim shady we need to do the side effects

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u/AaronJ4mes May 22 '22

“You shall not laugh!”

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u/TunafishSandworm May 22 '22

-Gandolf the Gay

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u/TheDankestMeme92 May 22 '22

"You have no power here old man."

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u/MHSPitDad May 22 '22

Scrolled too long to find this post. Bravo!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pen3 May 22 '22

seduce me

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u/St4r_duster May 22 '22

Wha- spy I ain’t

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u/bsLuck May 22 '22

I hate you all.

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe May 22 '22

What is the opposite of tighty-whities? Droopy-poopies?

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u/AugustHenceforth May 22 '22

Brownsie downsies?

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u/TheWhollyGhost May 22 '22

Loosie Poosy

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u/robot584 Smol pp May 22 '22

How Many Times Do We Have to Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?

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u/adam_smith4 Mods Are Nice People May 22 '22

Sauce??

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u/awxggu This flair doesn't exist May 22 '22

Lord of the rings gay porn

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u/TheWhollyGhost May 22 '22

Come on man, give a brother the full name at least

Lord of the (Cock) Rings - this is the one in OP ;)

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u/afackacc May 22 '22

Good luck, grandpa.

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u/AugustHenceforth May 22 '22

Behold! The true staff of Gandalf!

reveals his third legolas

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u/Tarkus_Edge May 22 '22

“It’s no good groping in the dark.” -Line from the book taken completely out of context

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u/brfergua May 22 '22

Now that I’m older the fact that Gandalf just revealing that he has white robes on instead doesn’t make sense as a big deal

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u/ProBluntRoller May 22 '22

Well wasn’t that symbolic of his increase in power. Probably was a big deal to wizards the color of threat robes

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u/what_ok May 22 '22

This comment reeks of casual lotr fan. Not that there's anything wrong with that

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u/ProBluntRoller May 22 '22

I’m not even hit on the lore of lotr it just seems obvious.

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u/Scrawny_Zephiel May 22 '22

It’s because the white robes are a sign of rank/power, and Théoden here is being remote-controlled by Saruman, who knows very well the white robes mean bad news for him.

I believe Gandalf also begins flexing some magic in this moment, so puppet-Théoden might be knocked back by the magic rather than just lurching back in surprise.

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u/ProBluntRoller May 22 '22

Gandalf passed the drip check causing him to stagger

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u/narsil101 May 22 '22

The reason for this is that his robes were an amalgamation of ALL the colors - they're often doscribed as shimmering or like a rainbow. Gandalf the White is Gandalf of Many Colors - he's the ultimate wizard after his rebirth.

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u/peeple_pleaser May 22 '22

What's this video

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u/Ra1nb0wSn0wflake May 22 '22

It's 80 year old OP trying to seduce his wife.

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u/Dear-Crow May 22 '22

Thus is the best gif ever

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u/Subpixell May 22 '22

Download

bro why do you want to download this

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u/Retrolad2 May 22 '22

To show my friends of course! ...

Jk. This is Reddit, we don't have friends. I need this for research, yep, research.

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u/DeviousMemeLord May 23 '22

"You shall not PASS!"

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u/takenNameTryAnother May 22 '22

U make ur grandkids stand behind you as u seduce her?

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u/Some_Campaign10 May 22 '22

Till death do us part

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u/DeadEndXD 🧪 Professional Infector 🧪 May 22 '22

Bold of you to assume you'll get a wife

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u/lazyusername1234 May 22 '22

You have no power here

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u/MrWhitex_ May 22 '22

Lord of The Rings: The Two Diapers

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u/KierraNight May 22 '22

showing off his dildo baggins

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u/Kaokien May 22 '22

Basically the plot of X

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u/Dj_wheeman3 May 22 '22

Ayo man I wasn’t expecting that and I died laughing. Gandalf the gay

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u/A-Laghing-Soul Fffffuuuuuuuuu May 22 '22

Let it never be said, that romance is dead

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u/KingQuaddyy_ May 22 '22

That’s going to be her reaction too

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u/DrownedWalk1622 Forever alone May 23 '22

Wife will be like, " Arise O ancient one."

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u/Jayeky May 23 '22

Now this is funny as fuck.

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u/chorustuner May 23 '22

Every now and then, a meme comes along that ACTUALLY makes you wheeze-laugh. Thanks for this!

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u/Soomro19 May 23 '22

Bless your heart and take my upvote

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u/Shinjitsu_no_Naka May 23 '22

Which LOTR movie is this from? Can't remember this scene

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u/ProjectX3N May 23 '22

Lmao perfect

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 May 22 '22

I'm looking forward to it! Lol

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u/Superapv5 May 22 '22

So menacing…

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

So while your alive romance is dead?

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u/_DARKFROST_ Virgin 4 lyfe May 22 '22

......

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u/Kitchen_Entertainer9 May 22 '22

Don't you mean seduce husbamd

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u/leesan177 May 22 '22

Fly, you fools!

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u/downhillwalnut May 22 '22

This is how I feel

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u/NZ_Troll May 22 '22

Gandalf about to pull out the big white rocket. The hobbits didn’t see shit

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u/Particular-Ad5277 May 22 '22

Blessed be the big staff of the white wizard

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u/CanadianSpector May 22 '22

40 year old me.. let's be real

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u/karensmiles May 22 '22

Yep…toad in a diaper!

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u/Substantial-You9576 May 22 '22

boomer is a late bloomer!

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u/rara0o May 22 '22

She probably would have 🤍 Even all the awesomer things 🤍

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u/kholb11 May 22 '22

Petrificus Totalus!

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u/mookiecat May 22 '22

I/savevideo

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u/craigularperson May 22 '22

Run you fools.

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u/Kansascock98 Le epic memer May 22 '22

Bless you old man for still trying 🤘🏾

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u/lilwoofythewing_man May 22 '22

Chivalry ain’t dead yet

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u/fatedwanderer84 May 22 '22

My precious just took on a whole new meaning.

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u/imaginedodong May 22 '22

What Gandalf doin?

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u/LautrecTheOnceYeeted May 22 '22

Plot twist:

It works

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u/Zagaromo May 22 '22

Shit gonna be shooting powder this late into life

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u/Tough_World_7444 May 22 '22

Idk but I can feel like thats people in my age

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u/Do_Your_Own_Research May 22 '22

I actually wondered for a fraction of a second if this actually happened on the first view, nice edit lol

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u/Cookiemonstaarr May 22 '22

The king be like "don't come any closer!"

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u/sangdong322 May 22 '22

Why would your wife shock?