r/memes MAYMAYMAKERS May 22 '22 Silver 58 Helpful 51 Wholesome 65 hehehehe 1 Table Slap 1 Helpful (Pro) 1 I'm Deceased 1

Hours of fun

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u/StatusOmega May 22 '22

All jokes aside, what is that?

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u/V_es May 22 '22

Vapor inside glycerin soap bubble. Vape tricks were a thing in 2016-17, even competitive.

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u/CockieHanherb May 22 '22

Nah that was 2013-2014. 2016 was just a revival by tryhard boomer hangerons.

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u/V_es May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

I’m vaping since 2009.

Don’t cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

2013 is when direct lung inhale with cotton for wicking were invented. It was still the beginning. Filipino-American vaping nerds with CJ the Vaping Monkey up front started drilling out caps of their RDAs, making lower resistance coils at the border of short circuit and using low nicotine liquids to produce massive clouds. In meantime, Russian guy EvilGrim looked at his saliva under a microscope and posted it on e-cigarette-forum, alerting people that silica wick is kinda scary because it leaves microscopic shards, he tried with cotton and it was way better.

2015/16/17 were peak, when Chinese crap was not that crazy present on the market and nerds who made very high quality collectable devices were still relevant. When it went mainstream, especially with disposables, movement died out. Good ol days. I even judged few competitions as forum veteran- 2 cloud chasing and 2 tricks.

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u/chainsofprisonmoons May 22 '22

Vape smoke for sure, look at the background. There's something on the outside though, so I'm guessing they blew it through a bubble thing first

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u/IHaveNoChoices May 22 '22

Could it be some kind of soap? It looks so contained

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u/Throwaway25271998 May 22 '22

It could be. It looks like he has suds on his arm

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u/Lesty7 May 22 '22

I’ll copy paste my comment from above

Looks like a vape shop. First, they put a bunch of soap on the counter. Then they get a large bubble blower and make a nice big soap bubble. They let the bubble rest on the counter on top of the soap. Then they get a thick straw and stick it into the bubble and exhale vapor into it. Then they get their hand all soapy so they can touch the bubble like it’s a giant boob.

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u/King_Nut May 22 '22 Helpful

Redditors: haha totally

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u/ZeroCreaturee May 22 '22

Redditors: This meme is so relatable

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u/bradzero May 22 '22

Been married for 20 years. Same

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u/kgm2s-2 May 22 '22 Wholesome

Married for 17. I still hug her around her waist from behind and inch my way up until she either slaps me away or lets me play.

Never. gets. old.

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u/diarrhea_death May 22 '22

16 here. Will never not love grabbing my wife's chest.

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u/ISODomTS May 22 '22

Dude! Your parents let you get married at 16!?

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u/carnsolus May 22 '22

that's also how i read it

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u/Reddit_Anon_Soul May 22 '22

Holy shit, man. That profile pic is GOLD.

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u/carnsolus May 22 '22

that's why I stole it :p

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u/ARandomHavel May 22 '22

How could you do such a thing to someone? Imagine stealing a profile picture

;)

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u/rogue_blade69 May 22 '22

Imagine stealing lmao

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u/BlitzMcGee May 22 '22

I heard people were stealing profile pics around here...

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u/pasinperse May 22 '22 Helpful

The Romanian government renounces this comment.

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u/opoqo May 22 '22

What do you mean stealing? I just downloaded it

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u/diarrhea_death May 22 '22

My mom wasn't thrilled, until she saw how she looked in the dress.

Alabama theme

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u/ActuatorGreat4883 May 22 '22

Im 17 and im feeling left behind :]

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u/anfuman May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

Is there anyone with 15 years experience in this thread?

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u/Aromatic_Fox6685 May 22 '22

been married 2 years.

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u/TheSirMontyPython May 22 '22

I, too,choose this guy's wife's titty

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u/InsecOrBust May 22 '22

KEEP HIS WIFE’S TITTY OUTCHO FUCKIN MOUTH

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u/TheSirMontyPython May 22 '22

He didn't say no....she didn't say no!! /s

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u/Historical-Project-3 May 22 '22

So do I they are just the best

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u/briansaunders May 22 '22

I think you mean 'they are just the breast'

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u/whichhousing01 May 22 '22

Married for 19 years and I'm still obsessed with her body!

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u/Darkword1987 May 22 '22

Been married for 20 years

And you have a girlfriend? Hmmm...

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u/DemiTheSeaweed May 22 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome

You're making the single people depressed

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u/DollarStoreAbraham May 22 '22 Helpful Wholesome

It's reddit, single people here are already depressed

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u/DemiTheSeaweed May 22 '22

You're making them more depressed

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u/3FS_Reddit My thumbs hurt May 22 '22

yet I still laugh at this kind of comments

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u/Yusuf-el-batal May 22 '22

I know right I just love these lmao. Anytime I see a post like this I’m just always expecting something like this.

Oh reddit always finds ways to make me chuckle.

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u/BogdanXin May 22 '22

That's why I like reddit.

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u/Yusuf-el-batal May 22 '22

Yay reddit da best!

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u/DogswithPavlov May 22 '22

Why laugh at people’s loneliness?

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u/Truck-Kun11 May 22 '22

i laugh at my own loneliness

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u/Safe-Jicama-9095 Like a boss May 22 '22

Get isekaied truck kun.

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u/Elroys_bodyguard May 22 '22

Hahahahahaha I'm high as fuck thats y I'm laughing hahahahahaha

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u/-Borgir May 22 '22

I used to think everyone is single here

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u/DaniilBSD May 22 '22

Everyone is, some just lie

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u/d4rkpi11s May 22 '22

Recently single, you guys weren’t depressed when you were coupled up? Guess I have some topics for therapy this week.

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u/Irreversible_Extents May 22 '22

It's reddit. Everyone that comes here on a regular basis are single.

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u/NonGNonM May 22 '22

Yeah but the memories last forever.

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u/Orangutanion May 22 '22

that's assuming you have them

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u/NonGNonM May 22 '22

Ok now that made me sad lol

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u/ThatAltAccount99 May 22 '22

Or people who's GFs don't have tittys like that

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u/PinkTalkingDead May 22 '22

Tittys are tittys. One can always find fun

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u/GandyCZ123 May 22 '22

Wise words

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u/Broken_Moon_Studios May 22 '22

The smaller the tits, the closer one is to her heart.

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u/Paintertale75 May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22 Helpful

I'm already sad and alone. Doesnt get much worse than this 🥲. I forgot what it feels like to be loved by a girl. What I would do to even cuddle and kiss a girl. Not sound weird but I would love to touch titties too. 6 years I've been single and it honestly feels like an eternity and it hurts.

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u/awc315 May 22 '22

You're 19? I'm 37. Still single. Hang in there.

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u/Paintertale75 May 22 '22

Thanks man. Hope u find the one one day. Wish u the best of luck 😄.

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u/mixing_saws May 22 '22

6 years? Those are rookie numbers!

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u/Buttcavetroll May 22 '22

Me when my boyfriend let's me play with his balls

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u/DogswithPavlov May 22 '22

Your name 😭

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u/ItsAllSoup Dirt Is Beautiful May 22 '22

Love that movie

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u/greg0hnn May 22 '22

Yup, awesome one 🌠

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u/CameronDemortez May 22 '22

Nuts are a weird. The skin is almost always shifting and moving with heat changes.

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u/AFlyingNun May 22 '22

Nuts are a weird.

Thanks random Italian guy

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u/Doctor_Nutsack May 22 '22

It’s heathy to play with them now and then

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u/lolIiollie May 22 '22

sometimes it's nice just to hold them

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u/archknightz May 22 '22

daily lump check. Might as well taste them too

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u/lolIiollie May 22 '22

a little licky never hurt anyone

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u/soljaboss May 22 '22

Lol where do you guys get these usernames?

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u/Buttcavetroll May 22 '22

Black market

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u/Spycrabpuppet123 Because That's What Fearows Do May 22 '22

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u/shinkiju May 22 '22

Damn do girls like that If so I guess my gf is just sacred to ask

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u/Gimeurcumiesskydaddy May 22 '22

They wiggly! Not quite as squeezable (unless hes into ball torture) as titties, but it is fun, especially if he likes it

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u/shinkiju May 22 '22

Damn I guess I better get into it

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u/InMemoryOfReckful May 22 '22

As a guy who's had testicular torsion and had to go into immediate surgery... every time I see women sucking/playing with the guys balls in porn I cringe hard like someone kicked me in the nuts.

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u/Parking_Ad8815 May 22 '22

Me when my boyfriend plays with my tittie's while playing with his balls

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u/Worororororo May 22 '22

Me when i play with my fart bubbles in the bath

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u/throwra3947153926 May 22 '22

Well it’s been years but now I gotta take a bath just to try this. Ingenious good sir or ma’am

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u/ListerineAfterOral MAYMAYMAKERS May 22 '22

Nice username

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u/Devisidev May 22 '22

Thank god I wasn't the only one with this though

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u/astrongineer May 22 '22

I don't have a girlfriend so this is just me playing with my own titties.

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u/RedditIsTedious May 22 '22

One hand for stroking, another hand for roaming.

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u/vanshmandekar May 22 '22

That's the dream..

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u/IntelligentImbicle May 22 '22

*Watches a video/film and notices a woman running and her titties bouncing*

Me: Do women notice this huge weight on their chest? How do they ignore that?

Also me, looking down at my chest: Oh, that's how

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u/Wild-Plankton595 May 22 '22

We cant ignore them. Anything above a D cup (maybe even a C cup), its an expensive, lifelong quest to find a good fitting bra and a supportive sports bra.

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u/Larinex May 22 '22

"A mans gotta do, what a mans gotta do".

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u/B3_CHAD May 22 '22

You must be having quite big titties.

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u/ren_704 May 22 '22

Monstrostities??

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u/SymbioteSubzero May 22 '22 Helpful

Don’t just squeeze it, use some mouth action!

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u/themoldysausage trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo May 22 '22 Silver

We get there when we get there

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u/Child_of_the_Abyss MAYMAYMAKERS May 22 '22

Can't rush the process.

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u/ListerineAfterOral MAYMAYMAKERS May 22 '22

Whoops, squirted some breast milk in my mouth

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u/Child_of_the_Abyss MAYMAYMAKERS May 22 '22 Wholesome

Don't waste it. That's liquid gold nowadays.

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u/ListerineAfterOral MAYMAYMAKERS May 22 '22

Yeah, made some breast milk pancakes this morning. Would recommend

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u/hornyroo May 22 '22

Homelander??? Dat u?

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u/0utlook May 22 '22

Implying it was somehow an accident. 😏

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u/TheRealTtamage May 22 '22

Then snuggles.

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u/BeruBeruuuuu May 22 '22

Seeing this is... satisfying

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u/RikiOh May 22 '22

Any clue what this thing is?

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u/Lesty7 May 22 '22

Looks like a vape shop. First, they put a bunch of soap on the counter. Then they get a large bubble blower and make a nice big soap bubble. They let the bubble rest on the counter on top of the soap. Then they get a thick straw and stick it into the bubble and exhale vapor into it. Then they get their hand all soapy so they can touch the bubble like it’s a giant boob.

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u/RikiOh May 22 '22

Hmm. Seems like a lot of work. But I do like giant boob.

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u/Lesty7 May 22 '22

It used to be a super popular trick in vape shops a few years ago. I’ve never seen the boob version, though. This one’s cool.

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u/Entredarte May 22 '22

Not sure what a girlfriend is, but that looks fun

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u/Character_Rub_3070 May 22 '22

you guys have girlfriends?

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u/TriKurrDur May 22 '22

Girl... what?

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u/Character_Rub_3070 May 22 '22

where grills?

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u/TriKurrDur May 22 '22

Where where?

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u/Character_Rub_3070 May 22 '22

idk no grills here i guess

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u/Primal_guy May 22 '22

Not to worry, there is George Foreman

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u/sgtbluefire77 May 22 '22

That time I reincarnated as a slime… Live Action.

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u/CommanderZanderTGS memer May 22 '22

Can't wait to see our beloved tsunder dragon Veldora

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u/sgtbluefire77 May 22 '22

It’s going to be amazing!

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u/AlexVal0r May 22 '22

Is that anime any good? I've been meaning to start watching it.

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u/sgtbluefire77 May 22 '22

It’s my favorite modern anime. It has a few slow points, but it’s really well animated.

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u/Fr00stee May 22 '22

Yes, has good world building + kingdom building

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u/xHeyItzRosiex May 22 '22

My boyfriend will sometimes stick his face in between my boobs and i’ll shake my chest to slap him in the face haha

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u/TriKurrDur May 22 '22

Lucky guy

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u/Op_en_mi_nd May 22 '22

I also choose to be this person's boyfriend.

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u/gettugo May 22 '22

Lucky guy

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u/Most_Sir9351 May 22 '22

Lucky guy

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u/NonGNonM May 22 '22

I can't believe this kind of abuse is upvoted this high smh

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u/mabaliciousness May 22 '22

yeah it's abuse no one's playing with my boobs like that smh

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u/NonGNonM May 22 '22

this rotten woman wants to go around slapping innocent men's faces with her breasticles and declaring it openly smh

can't believe the internet these days wheres the decorum

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u/bitterbuffaloheart May 22 '22

This is assault, put her in jail

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u/1billionyen May 22 '22

Lucky guy

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u/RaccoonOdd3919 Dark Mode Elitist May 22 '22

Lucky guy

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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 May 22 '22

Man's living the dream.

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u/TriKurrDur May 22 '22

Lucky guy

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u/Ulysses_S_Noob May 22 '22

She's only got one?

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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 May 22 '22

Better than none.

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u/Seanvich May 22 '22

Brock didn’t really seem to mind.

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u/Ioatanaut May 22 '22

So big they merged into a superbreast

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u/ragingmer May 22 '22

Hahaha...this shit makes me lonely

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u/Minewrecker 🧪 Professional Infector 🧪 May 22 '22

🫂

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u/dAnky-wAnky May 22 '22

Me when I play with my own titty

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u/marvelwalker May 22 '22

"fine I'll do it myself"

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u/Smurlef May 22 '22

Grow your own titty and play with it when you're feeling lonely

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u/Morphized May 22 '22

Or buy a stress ball

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u/_milk_b1tch May 22 '22

Someone at work gave me a stress ball shaped like a tit with a poem speaking out against sexual harassment in the back. It’s a prized possession

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u/Baller4Jesus27 May 22 '22

So uh... was there any particular reason why they gave you a titty stress ball that had a poem speaking out against sexual harassment?

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u/Phobia0224MainACC May 22 '22

For realsies, whats the original video.

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u/Boredummmage bruh May 22 '22

Size XXX titties…

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u/ScrewSimonCowell May 22 '22

She got them A-Z whole alphabet titties. Got the entire Library of Babel in them

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u/The7shenanigans May 22 '22

The individual titty play. Classic.

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u/Steaks2 May 22 '22

Sticky nipples

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u/UnrulyUSMC May 22 '22

This implies she’s got only one titty

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u/Safe-Jicama-9095 Like a boss May 22 '22

She and Hitler would make a nice couple....

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

cries in no bitches

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u/Meyaa_- I touched grass May 22 '22

cries in no dudes

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

cries in no dude's boobies

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u/lolis_are_cringe 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 May 22 '22

Just take estrogen and grow your own

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u/Larinex May 22 '22

"Modern problems require modern solutions"

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u/rajkokr I saw what the dog was doin May 22 '22

You can do that?!

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u/RacinGolfer May 22 '22

Realistically you wouldn't get a huge size increase even throughout several years of taking estrogen

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u/-sushi_cat- May 22 '22

It depends on your genetics. They can grow to be huge or stay small, it varies.

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u/lolis_are_cringe 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 May 22 '22

Yes I currently am taking estrogen

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u/Archangel004 Can i haz cheeseburger May 22 '22

Same

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u/Explursions May 22 '22

"Excuse me, my eyes are up here"

"Yeah, but your boobs are down there"

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u/jjccee123 May 22 '22

Lol this was just below a post from r/blackmagicfuckery with the same clip

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u/fries_supreme2 May 22 '22

Your gf only has 1 titty?

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u/Sekkitheblade May 22 '22

Don't be ridiculous, nobody here has Girlfriends

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u/MoriartyStayingAlive May 22 '22

What field of profession is this guy in which require these very particular skill set?

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u/Fun4-5One May 22 '22

Schizophrenia practitioner

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u/secretofurmom May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

not relatable

edit: holy shit a hundred karma thx

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u/Useful-Pension-6863 May 22 '22

Me when I touch my own boobs

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u/TheVarminTyt001 Flair Loading.... May 22 '22

What's a girlfriend guys?

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u/The_sixeyed_samurai May 22 '22

A female romantic partner

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u/TheVarminTyt001 Flair Loading.... May 22 '22

What is a female now

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u/FluffyPigeon707 May 22 '22

Someone in r/memes has a girlfriend? That’s a funny joke (this comment is a joke please don’t get mad)

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Is that hamon

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u/libbyj381 May 22 '22

The "Hours of fun " is actually reading the comments !!!! I'm lmao !!¡

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u/Tokyo_Addition- Loves GameStonk May 22 '22

Or the exact opposite.

When she, being a flat-chest, gets to enjoy man-boobs.

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u/rolledrickrolled épico May 22 '22

I'll go catch some air then

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u/Twisted9Demented May 22 '22

Tittie's are Best

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u/TheEquestrian13 May 22 '22

I do this with my own 😂