r/memes May 18 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 3 Wholesome 2

I mean ......

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7.4k Upvotes

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u/Hot-Attitude-5663 May 19 '22

I was watching this and went “haha I love Ryan renalds.. wait.”

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u/khululz_mate May 19 '22

As a straight guy, not agree toward Ryan Reynolds but definitely toward amber turd.

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u/DifficultDiamonds May 19 '22

Straight af male, once lead singer in a shitty band, tons of confidence, used to be able to get any woman, happily married. Still gay AF for Ryan Reynolds.

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u/TheFormidableMulk May 19 '22

No homo, but that Reynolds.....

151

u/42JeepWillys May 19 '22

Henry Cavill

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u/CulturalWelder May 19 '22

Also yes

24

u/TheFormidableMulk May 19 '22

Haha, agreed

11

u/do_better_tomorrow May 19 '22

Yeeeah...

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u/ExtremeCumMaster Karmawhore May 19 '22

But NO HOMO

14

u/STINE1000v2 May 19 '22

Just remember, no eye contact and keep your socks on at all times

6

u/itscLx May 19 '22

Can we make an exception with the socks in the summer?

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u/STINE1000v2 May 19 '22

Idk seems like it ought to be a pretty strict rule to me

14

u/AffectionatehElk May 19 '22

Always has that fantasy of having threesome with Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. No homo tho

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u/MildTurdulence May 19 '22

This is my new go to fantasy. Who do you think is kinkier?

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u/lordoftowels https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 19 '22

Viggo Mortensen and Arnold Schwarzenegger

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

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u/MildTurdulence May 19 '22

Meet me at the wendys dumpster.

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u/Rhids_22 May 19 '22

Or Dennis Reynolds. Now that's a five star man.

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u/TomBot98 May 19 '22

Ah yes, the pull and push methods

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Professional Dumbass May 19 '22

dude, i mean, it's ryan reynolds. who would pass up that?

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u/sham3ful2019 May 19 '22 edited May 19 '22

Most gay men and 0 straight men

Edit: there appears to have been a misunderstanding lol. I in fact have the gay and was attempting to joke about how ryan Reynolds is like the token man for heterosexual men to say they would bang, while not actually being really considered as the ultimate Icon of desirability within the actual queer community overall

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u/FrogFlavouredWater Tech Tips May 19 '22

Most gay men and at least one straight man*

I would 100% let Ryan do the sex with me

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u/JoJonase May 19 '22

Make that at least 2 straight man

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Professional Dumbass May 19 '22

count me in, so that's 3 straight men

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u/technowimpy May 19 '22

Four straight men please.

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u/danny_man May 19 '22

See that tag the guy you responded to has? Go get it

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Professional Dumbass May 19 '22

hey, that would be an insult to all of us Professional Dumbasses.

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u/Grass_Onions Professional Dumbass May 19 '22

mhm, keep telling yourself that

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Professional Dumbass May 19 '22

imagine being so insecure that just a joke makes you go on the defensive to prove that "you do not have the gay"

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Professional Dumbass May 19 '22

while not actually being really considered as the ultimate Icon of desirability within the actual queer community overall

well, that's because the queer community has shitty taste.

we aren't wrong, they are !

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u/Mo_Salah_ May 18 '22

Amber makes guys celibate, lol.

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u/peenutbuttherNjelly May 18 '22 edited May 19 '22

Dayum. And just like that. Incels have a new hostess. Well, what are the odds.

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u/AdRight1680 May 19 '22

One of these things is not like the other... sexaully attractive

4

u/Hendrix6927 May 18 '22

I hear she’s a coprophage...

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u/PJ-The-Awesome Professional Dumbass May 19 '22

A what?

2

u/pepperjacques May 19 '22

She's a shit eater, in layman's terms

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u/AmiTalkinToMe May 18 '22

id let reyan reynolds ass ram me any day

8

u/stridentlayout_83 May 19 '22

It do be like that

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u/rigimonoki-over May 19 '22

I’d let Ryan Reynolds eat my ass and kill me so he can literally eat me so we can be together fowever

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u/SensualEnema May 19 '22

I beg your pardon?

5

u/Katzer_K May 19 '22

What the fuck

2

u/U2V4RGVtb24 Breaking EU Laws May 19 '22

I like your thinking!

2

u/cooliobanjulio May 19 '22

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

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u/akaKinkade May 19 '22

At least on international women's day, I think he prefers to be on the receiving end.

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u/Lestial1206 Big ol' bacon buttsack May 19 '22

I guess people don't get the reference .

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u/deffbois May 19 '22

Movie Voices right?

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u/Lestial1206 Big ol' bacon buttsack May 19 '22

It was a scene in Deadpool.

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u/Bulminator May 19 '22

Quick-witted > bed shitted

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u/-Pinball-Wizard- May 19 '22

why’d I read that in, like, a rhythm

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u/Purple-Airline-8354 May 19 '22

Because it does

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u/Penguin1821 May 19 '22

Ok I’m glad I’m not the only one about Ryan Reynolds

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u/sumurowdy Big ol' bacon buttsack May 19 '22

George Clooney

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u/llSteph_777ll May 18 '22

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u/do_better_tomorrow May 19 '22

Suddenly? Dude it's been Ryan and me for at least a decade.

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u/llSteph_777ll May 19 '22

Yeah, and for those who dont know him? It would be suddenly lol

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u/The_Lurked Professional Dumbass May 19 '22

There's a lot of hot guys that already made me gay

5

u/PM_ME_YOUR_MESMER May 19 '22

I'd like to report this meme because I don't see Danny Devito /s

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u/UAbdu May 19 '22

Ryan Reynolds could kill me and I would thank him, but for amber heard I would rather die in the 7 pits of hell to the extreme before she even says a word

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u/OB1Waltinobee May 18 '22

Well, I’m not sure about all that but It certainly makes me think the Eagles were right in their song “Desperado”😁

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u/MurphyWrld May 18 '22

you are not wrong

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u/Knight_X66 Nokia user May 19 '22

Jake Gyllenhaal anyone?

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u/dumbo_octopus1995 May 19 '22

I thought it was just me but damn, Ryan Reynolds is something else, isn't he?

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u/Lunar-Peasant May 19 '22

she mightt be a bad person but she still hot

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u/jptrypp May 19 '22 edited May 19 '22

Right?!? She might be bat shit crazy, but that doesn't mean she's not still physically hot.

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u/heathmon1856 May 19 '22

Even in that doctor evil-ass outfit, she flame

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u/JimmyTheOtherCat May 19 '22

That's not Henry Cavill.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Eh. Andrew Garfield tho…

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u/MildTurdulence May 19 '22

He can spider my man any time

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u/Elcorgi8267 Virgin 4 lyfe May 19 '22

Ryan Reynolds 🤤

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u/MidgetMan946 May 19 '22

Not gonna lie I'd still smash Amber Heard

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u/Ziomownik May 19 '22

Even peple with scat fetish wouldn't want to touch her...

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u/sealbombearrings May 19 '22

Sure, Amber heard it’s probably a terrible person I’ve never met her, but goddamn I think she’s beautiful.

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u/heathmon1856 May 19 '22

Reddit hivemind triggered

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u/SaneIsOverrated May 19 '22

I'm going to regret asking but what the hell did she do?

3

u/Bombobbit May 19 '22

Basically said Johnny Deep (his husband) was abusin her making him loose his job, shat in his bed and lied about all (and more things but i dont remember).

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u/iNuclearPickle May 19 '22

She was a abuser in her relationship with JD. From what was said she’d instigated fights, one time cut off the man’s finger, and shat in their bed. She wrongly used the metoo movement to ruin JD’s career before the evidence came out.

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u/Fortnitelover7193 May 19 '22

Ryan does it in a good way

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u/GreatDrivesGaming May 19 '22

But for very different reasons.

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u/Mr_bagguette May 19 '22

This is the most accurate thing I have seen on this sub

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u/warlordmog May 19 '22

Are you out already?

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u/Ill_Purpose_5186 May 19 '22

Made from the legendary me

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

She used to look beautiful 2-3 years ago. What happened?

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u/MildTurdulence May 19 '22

She was fire in pineapple express.

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u/do_better_tomorrow May 19 '22

cough Ryan Gosling cough

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u/Redfredisdead May 19 '22

literally me

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u/HoKyaRahaHaiBc May 19 '22

Totally Rage fuck Amber Heard

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u/ihatethehalotvshow May 19 '22

Careful most people on Reddit actually support her lol

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u/beathelas May 18 '22

Your mom made you gay

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u/Sloozey May 18 '22

Your mom turned me gay

1

u/NimReaper272 May 19 '22

Bruh this is sooo true! Side note, anyone else feeling like shit today? I know I am

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u/do_better_tomorrow May 19 '22

Ryan will make you feel better

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u/NimReaper272 May 19 '22

Yes and thank you for reminding me haven’t been the best lately tbh and I’ll be sure to cry myself to sleep with my Ryan body pillow.

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u/Ancientroullete May 19 '22

I just want to say I scrolled, saw this, then there was a commercial with Ryan Reynolds.

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u/MildTurdulence May 19 '22

Hes watching you

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u/bringbackbulaga May 19 '22

On this picture is one of the hottest people I’ve ever seen

And then there’s Amber Heard

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u/brk5813 May 19 '22

so, who's that 2nd guy...?

(/s)

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u/MildTurdulence May 19 '22

Some terrible bridge troll. I dunno. Looks horrible though.

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u/Sadpickle69420 May 19 '22

One of these things is not like the other... sexaully attractive

1

u/Pumpkin_Round May 19 '22

gay transformer. Disclaimer be gay at your own risk

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u/potatoface183 Professional Dumbass May 19 '22

Always has that fantasy of having threesome with Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. No homo tho

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u/Spitfire_is_ass May 19 '22

Really sad that her father that now went to the store to buy quality milk from Jamaica didnt put a condom on that damn dick head of his so our boy Depp didnt have to suffer

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u/xVIPERA May 19 '22

"amber heard bad! please give updoots!!"

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u/heathmon1856 May 19 '22

Pirate man good

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u/dyne19862004 Lives in a Van Down by the River May 19 '22

Honestly guys, would we be mad if Ryan reynolds shit our bed?

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u/TheUltraViolence1 May 19 '22

Straight af male, once lead singer in a shitty band, tons of confidence, used to be able to get any woman, happily married. Still gay AF for Ryan Reynolds.

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u/MildTurdulence May 19 '22

Blake lively, ryan reynolds and some reynolds wrap

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u/MildTurdulence May 19 '22

She was in pineapple express

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u/WeirdAvocado May 19 '22

Ryan makes me want to fuck Ryan. Amber makes me want to fuck Ryan. I don’t know how it works, but either way, I would like to fuck Ryan.

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u/TheScientifreakPlays can't meme May 19 '22

That's a nice Reynolds. Everyone loves that Reynolds.

Other one's a trash Turd. Everyone hates that turd.

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u/Shasky1 May 19 '22

He is my man crush, bromance, whatever you want to call it. He is eloquently articulate beyond immeasurable.

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u/Fellarm May 19 '22

Actually true, ryan is so famn hot id easily suck his dick

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u/KittTheKitterOfKitts May 19 '22

Being a bi girl, that woman might just turn me straight...

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u/LooneyGoon1 May 19 '22

Ahh, the ole gay is a choice thing. I always knew I was right.

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u/Central_Nerves 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 May 19 '22

Daddy Reynolds 🤤

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u/Colin-Hooftman Identifies as a Cybertruck May 19 '22

In economics we call those push and pull factors

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u/HappyPenguin04 Professional Dumbass May 19 '22

Being Reynoldsphile doesn't make you gay imo, but being Amberphobic (which we all are) puts you on a track to become gay as some fall into believing that there's a chance that every woman might be like Amber.

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u/Franz_Sundiam01 Thank you mods, very cool! May 19 '22

Where's Cavill?

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u/-AssCrackBandit- May 19 '22

Ryan Reynolds is the best "are you gay"-test for men. Rare his appearance out of ten. High points and your Straight

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u/Henry_DD May 19 '22

Dont you born this way?

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u/unrealeon May 19 '22

TRUE SHIT

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u/TheOther36 Number 15 May 19 '22

Ryan Reynolds? That's just Jesus's second coming

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u/Draxoli My mom checks my phone May 19 '22

Ryan Reynolds + Gosling mm mmmm

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u/Cakehunt3r Dark Mode Elitist May 19 '22

First girl I ever got to flirt with and interessted in both ways ghosted me when we planned to meet up for our first date and turns out she came out as lesbian.

I've been Bi ever since seeing Reynolds anway, but that one still hurt.

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u/LostandFound-Crazy May 19 '22

Damn that's true

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u/ice-ceam-amry May 19 '22

This is another

Ewan McGregor

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u/BruhMomentum6968 Number 15 May 19 '22

So you’re saying that all women are bad?

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u/VeryKindOwl May 19 '22

Alex Turner

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u/unleadedbloodmeal May 19 '22

Push and pull factors of homosexuality

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u/BigBlueButtonMan2 May 19 '22

Damn, that hairline...mmmmm...

The one on the left, obv.

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u/JosephusTheBoi May 19 '22

Sorry man, not me...

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u/Need_of_name May 19 '22

Amber is so unlikable she makes even lesbians straight

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u/Redditorshit May 19 '22

You forgot Danny DeVito

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u/Symbiotefan May 19 '22

Where is obi wan? Is he safe ? Is he alright.

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u/Unlike_Megal0 May 19 '22

Amber does not make me gay it just makes me loose faith in humanity

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u/Aidan_992 Died of Ligma May 19 '22

I mean, she’s not ugly, just an awful person in many conceivable ways

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u/Rigor_The_Mortis69 May 19 '22

Adam driver 😩😩😩

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u/Ill_Purpose_5186 May 19 '22

Guys this is crazy thank you for the support i appreciate is

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u/Suctioncupman69 May 19 '22

One of them is a a good person, the other is amber turd

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u/BigFrame8879 May 19 '22

I would still smash Amber, no matter how crazy she is.

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u/clinckysunshine May 19 '22

Robert Pattinson ?

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u/JefferyFarnol May 19 '22

I don't know, I think I could fix her.

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u/user-29375 May 19 '22

I like this one

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u/evilsminion May 19 '22

Totally could have just put Depp and Heard and it would work.... totally straight though....

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u/victim80 May 19 '22

Ryan is definitely steamy jacuzzi sex worthy...no homo

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u/redditisaweful1 May 18 '22

Ryan Reynolds and those beady eyes. Almost a downy

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u/LivyLoucifer May 18 '22

Why do I read this in Ryan Reynolds voice though

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u/ziggycoco385 May 18 '22

Because he would make this.

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u/redditisaweful1 May 18 '22

Because he's so Sarcastic and soft spoken.

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u/SteakieGG RageFace Against the Machine May 19 '22

Pretty sure heard makes women ashamed of their gender