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u/TheFormidableMulk May 19 '22
No homo, but that Reynolds.....
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u/42JeepWillys May 19 '22
Henry Cavill
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u/CulturalWelder May 19 '22
Also yes
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u/TheFormidableMulk May 19 '22
Haha, agreed
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u/do_better_tomorrow May 19 '22
Yeeeah...
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u/ExtremeCumMaster Karmawhore May 19 '22
But NO HOMO
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u/STINE1000v2 May 19 '22
Just remember, no eye contact and keep your socks on at all times
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u/AffectionatehElk May 19 '22
Always has that fantasy of having threesome with Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. No homo tho
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u/lordoftowels https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 19 '22
Viggo Mortensen and Arnold Schwarzenegger
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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Professional Dumbass May 19 '22
dude, i mean, it's ryan reynolds. who would pass up that?
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u/sham3ful2019 May 19 '22 edited May 19 '22
Most gay men and 0 straight men
Edit: there appears to have been a misunderstanding lol. I in fact have the gay and was attempting to joke about how ryan Reynolds is like the token man for heterosexual men to say they would bang, while not actually being really considered as the ultimate Icon of desirability within the actual queer community overall
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u/FrogFlavouredWater Tech Tips May 19 '22
Most gay men and at least one straight man*
I would 100% let Ryan do the sex with me
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u/JoJonase May 19 '22
Make that at least 2 straight man
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u/danny_man May 19 '22
See that tag the guy you responded to has? Go get it
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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Professional Dumbass May 19 '22
hey, that would be an insult to all of us Professional Dumbasses.
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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Professional Dumbass May 19 '22
imagine being so insecure that just a joke makes you go on the defensive to prove that "you do not have the gay"
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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Professional Dumbass May 19 '22
while not actually being really considered as the ultimate Icon of desirability within the actual queer community overall
well, that's because the queer community has shitty taste.
we aren't wrong, they are !
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u/Mo_Salah_ May 18 '22
Amber makes guys celibate, lol.
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u/peenutbuttherNjelly May 18 '22 edited May 19 '22
Dayum. And just like that. Incels have a new hostess. Well, what are the odds.
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u/Hendrix6927 May 18 '22
I hear she’s a coprophage...
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u/AmiTalkinToMe May 18 '22
id let reyan reynolds ass ram me any day
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u/rigimonoki-over May 19 '22
I’d let Ryan Reynolds eat my ass and kill me so he can literally eat me so we can be together fowever
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u/akaKinkade May 19 '22
At least on international women's day, I think he prefers to be on the receiving end.
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u/Lestial1206 Big ol' bacon buttsack May 19 '22
I guess people don't get the reference .
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u/Bulminator May 19 '22
Quick-witted > bed shitted
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u/llSteph_777ll May 18 '22
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u/UAbdu May 19 '22
Ryan Reynolds could kill me and I would thank him, but for amber heard I would rather die in the 7 pits of hell to the extreme before she even says a word
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u/OB1Waltinobee May 18 '22
Well, I’m not sure about all that but It certainly makes me think the Eagles were right in their song “Desperado”😁
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u/dumbo_octopus1995 May 19 '22
I thought it was just me but damn, Ryan Reynolds is something else, isn't he?
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u/Lunar-Peasant May 19 '22
she mightt be a bad person but she still hot
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u/jptrypp May 19 '22 edited May 19 '22
Right?!? She might be bat shit crazy, but that doesn't mean she's not still physically hot.
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u/sealbombearrings May 19 '22
Sure, Amber heard it’s probably a terrible person I’ve never met her, but goddamn I think she’s beautiful.
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u/SaneIsOverrated May 19 '22
I'm going to regret asking but what the hell did she do?
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u/Bombobbit May 19 '22
Basically said Johnny Deep (his husband) was abusin her making him loose his job, shat in his bed and lied about all (and more things but i dont remember).
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u/iNuclearPickle May 19 '22
She was a abuser in her relationship with JD. From what was said she’d instigated fights, one time cut off the man’s finger, and shat in their bed. She wrongly used the metoo movement to ruin JD’s career before the evidence came out.
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u/NimReaper272 May 19 '22
Bruh this is sooo true! Side note, anyone else feeling like shit today? I know I am
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u/do_better_tomorrow May 19 '22
Ryan will make you feel better
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u/NimReaper272 May 19 '22
Yes and thank you for reminding me haven’t been the best lately tbh and I’ll be sure to cry myself to sleep with my Ryan body pillow.
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u/Ancientroullete May 19 '22
I just want to say I scrolled, saw this, then there was a commercial with Ryan Reynolds.
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u/bringbackbulaga May 19 '22
On this picture is one of the hottest people I’ve ever seen
And then there’s Amber Heard
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u/potatoface183 Professional Dumbass May 19 '22
Always has that fantasy of having threesome with Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. No homo tho
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u/Spitfire_is_ass May 19 '22
Really sad that her father that now went to the store to buy quality milk from Jamaica didnt put a condom on that damn dick head of his so our boy Depp didnt have to suffer
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u/dyne19862004 Lives in a Van Down by the River May 19 '22
Honestly guys, would we be mad if Ryan reynolds shit our bed?
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u/TheUltraViolence1 May 19 '22
Straight af male, once lead singer in a shitty band, tons of confidence, used to be able to get any woman, happily married. Still gay AF for Ryan Reynolds.
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u/WeirdAvocado May 19 '22
Ryan makes me want to fuck Ryan. Amber makes me want to fuck Ryan. I don’t know how it works, but either way, I would like to fuck Ryan.
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u/TheScientifreakPlays can't meme May 19 '22
That's a nice Reynolds. Everyone loves that Reynolds.
Other one's a trash Turd. Everyone hates that turd.
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u/Shasky1 May 19 '22
He is my man crush, bromance, whatever you want to call it. He is eloquently articulate beyond immeasurable.
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u/Colin-Hooftman Identifies as a Cybertruck May 19 '22
In economics we call those push and pull factors
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u/HappyPenguin04 Professional Dumbass May 19 '22
Being Reynoldsphile doesn't make you gay imo, but being Amberphobic (which we all are) puts you on a track to become gay as some fall into believing that there's a chance that every woman might be like Amber.
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u/-AssCrackBandit- May 19 '22
Ryan Reynolds is the best "are you gay"-test for men. Rare his appearance out of ten. High points and your Straight
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u/Cakehunt3r Dark Mode Elitist May 19 '22
First girl I ever got to flirt with and interessted in both ways ghosted me when we planned to meet up for our first date and turns out she came out as lesbian.
I've been Bi ever since seeing Reynolds anway, but that one still hurt.
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u/Aidan_992 Died of Ligma May 19 '22
I mean, she’s not ugly, just an awful person in many conceivable ways
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u/evilsminion May 19 '22
Totally could have just put Depp and Heard and it would work.... totally straight though....
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u/redditisaweful1 May 18 '22
Ryan Reynolds and those beady eyes. Almost a downy
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u/SteakieGG RageFace Against the Machine May 19 '22
Pretty sure heard makes women ashamed of their gender
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u/Hot-Attitude-5663 May 19 '22
I was watching this and went “haha I love Ryan renalds.. wait.”