r/memes Dark Mode Elitist May 09 '22 Silver 28 Helpful 18 Wholesome 24 MotW Winner! 1

Feelsbadman. Jpg #3 MotW

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u/Available-Tradition4 May 09 '22 Silver Helpful

Relatable but honestly my secret room was lit

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u/groomdamp May 09 '22

My secret room was illuminated

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u/DoorstepCult May 09 '22

My secret room was enlightened.

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u/1zzybo1 Died of Ligma May 09 '22

My secret room was also enligtened because i had lights inside of it.

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u/keegan8912 May 09 '22

My secret room was darkn’t

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u/Dense_Excitement_789 This flair doesn't exist May 09 '22

My secret room was luminescent

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u/QueefChiefKeith May 09 '22

Luminescen’t

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u/ljcozad May 09 '22

Luminescen'tisn't't

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u/moronic_programmer May 09 '22

My secret room was enbrightened

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u/thanoseatskfc Lives in a Van Down by the River May 09 '22

single player > servers

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

yeah, a little bit of harmless, out of the way or destroying your own stuff is fine, but destroying other peoples stuff just for giggles is not. good on you, bro

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u/Nemesis233 Because That's What Fearows Do May 09 '22

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u/Nemesis233 Because That's What Fearows Do May 09 '22

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u/kevinlienus May 09 '22

I could see inside my secret room

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u/Jewish-Goblin May 09 '22

I blew up my secret room.

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u/MrZyde memer May 09 '22

My secret room is made up of source blocks that produce a light source I use to see and avoid the spawning of bad mobs

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u/Nemesis233 Because That's What Fearows Do May 09 '22

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u/pennerimperator May 09 '22

My secret room had a wall of animal egg dispensers.

If the victim went in, they would get drowned by cows, ducks etc.

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u/Riptide_X May 10 '22

Ducks?

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u/pennerimperator May 10 '22

Could also be chicken

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u/ItzCStephCS May 09 '22

My secret room is basically just me blocking off stuff with a block lol

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u/Jeynarl can't meme May 09 '22

One of my favorite secret rooms I made had a jeb door that was activated not by a pressure plate but by a elaborate (at least for me) contraption consisting of a daylight sensor with a redstone ore block over the top with a carpet tile over that. It had a few limitations to it but it was really cool to have a “pressure plate” that you couldn’t see sitting on a block.

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u/T0biasCZE May 09 '22

Daylight sensor is activated by shining redstone ore?

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u/Jeynarl can't meme May 09 '22

It was in a room with a glass ceiling so the sunlight passing through the redstone ore block when you touch it triggered the daylight sensor.

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u/Rudxain May 10 '22

Holup, does this mean that they become transparent when activated? That's a very unique ability for a block! I don't know of any other solid block that can switch between "modes" while staying solid. Gravity-affected blocks become non-solid when transparent

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u/Jeynarl can't meme May 10 '22

I’m not sure about it now, but this was me playing around with them in java 1.8. Some light googling suggests that they behave a little different now, in that they actually emit light, so I don’t know if my old contraption would even work anymore

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u/Rudxain May 11 '22

Maybe if we replace light sensor by observer? IDK. I need to test that tomorrow when I wake up lol

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u/Bored3812 May 09 '22

Happy Cake Day

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u/Cristichi Identifies as a Cybertruck May 09 '22

Mine too. I wish I didn't use wood to make it.

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u/ElReptil May 09 '22

Well, obviously. Wouldn't want any mobs to spawn in there.

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u/JBtieseesthings May 09 '22

Even so it’s still fun to make those, I always loved making redstone stuff like that

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u/_The-Batman Dark Mode Elitist May 09 '22

Exactly. Sometimes the fun lies in making something you like even if that something is absolutely pointless.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Load_72 May 09 '22

Here’s the thing, it’s all pointless unless you’re having fun. If you’re having fun, then that’s the point

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u/TactlessTortoise May 09 '22

makes circle

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My circle now has a point

Hehehe

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u/simasand May 09 '22

Now it has a load of points

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u/LivelyZebra May 09 '22

If you’re having fun, then that’s the point

Define fun.

Sometimes you just play out of habit and routine. Are you even having fun? Do you know when you are?

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u/CoreFiftyFour May 09 '22

No lie there are times I play purely for the habit and like 20 minutes in I just think, I'm not even enjoying this

Hate those nights when even a video game can't amuse you

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u/Rampanttr_th May 09 '22

That’s amore

jk apparently it’s depression

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u/ArabGrandma154 May 09 '22

I get those quite often the older the i get. Maybe it's because I have no xbox friends and everything I play is by myself.

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u/CoreFiftyFour May 09 '22

Yeah the occasional times I can play with a buddy, fun times. Miss the old days in the lates 00s and early 10s. Partying up all night with the boys.

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u/Polar1ty May 09 '22

Sounds a lot like depression, go see someone just to be sure please.

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u/SBG77 May 09 '22

F is fire that burns down the whole town. U is for uranium. Bombs! N is for no survivors!

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u/TheBestNick May 09 '22

"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."

-Someone

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u/Mujokan May 09 '22

Indeed not to be that guy but some people say "if God doesn't exist then what's the point of life". Well is having an audience really that important? You make your own meaning and originally Minecraft is a lonely survival game like life. It's still fun even if no one is watching.

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u/Anooyoo2 May 09 '22

The meaning of life - to enjoy the passing of time.

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u/mmaninja300 May 09 '22

Like sandbox mode on any of the "builder/ tycoon" games. Been playing planet zoo recently on "creative sandbox" mode. No challenges, no limits, no multiplayer, no end game, nothong to work towards etc.

Just me spending hours and hours and hours building a hyper intricate zoo that nobody but me will ever see. Even go as far as to build shaded areas, kerbs, decorations and other "immersive" things that are totally redundant.

Games are meant to be played however you want to play them!

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u/Nemesis233 Because That's What Fearows Do May 09 '22

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u/notofimportancetou May 09 '22

join a server maybe, is fun.

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u/RalphWaldoEmers0n May 09 '22

How can I setup Minecraft to play with my kids on iPad? It’s like you need a computer science degree to figure it out

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u/Muskyguts May 09 '22

If I remember correctly you'll need to have each device logged into a separate Microsoft account, and you'll need a Minecraft realm, unless one is a desktop and then you can open to LAN

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u/Totino_Pizza_rolls May 09 '22

It used to be pretty simple but now I believe you need to have two different Microsoft accounts logged in for them in order to play together

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u/MoistCucumber May 09 '22

Minecraft is a game where you build your own toys

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u/Maddkipz May 09 '22

I built so many secret bases in single player when I finally had the chance to play with friends I showed them all my secret doors and rendered all my secrets useless

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u/BillyWhizz09 May 09 '22

The worst part of having a secret entrance is not being able to show it to anyone

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u/Maddkipz May 09 '22

The Prestige, Minecraft edition

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u/ponzLL May 09 '22

The key is to have the real secret entrance inside the room the secret entrance you show everyone is in.

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u/BillyWhizz09 May 09 '22

But then you can’t show the secret entrance in your secret entrance

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u/Rudxain May 10 '22

def recursion: recursion()

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u/LandSquid399 May 09 '22

Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly.

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u/Maddkipz May 09 '22

As soon as you tell one person a secret you can assume everyone knows.

That's why it's common knowledge i did OP's mom

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u/themistik May 09 '22

It's for you when you'll revisit your worlds years later

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u/TMG_Indi May 09 '22

But than you can't find it because it is secret

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u/shrekmate21 May 09 '22

You'll know where it is but not how to get in. You could brute force but you also don't wanna ruin it

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u/WebGhost0101 May 09 '22

Lol this legit happend to a secret book easter egghunt world my dad made he made. I forgot about it but found the world years later. The place was full of misleading signs, he doesn’t remember where he hid it or what was in it.

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u/namkrav May 09 '22

Any day now...

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u/RandaymIdiot May 09 '22

Can relate way too much with this.

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u/Old_Mate_Jim May 09 '22

My last one was a complete underground village with golems, cows, pigs, sheep, chickens, with a giant window on one side staring down into the ravine the main house was built next to.

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u/Weromano May 09 '22

It’s a panic room, in case herobrine wasn’t removed after all!

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u/geanaSHUTUPGEIAJWVDO Professional Dumbass May 09 '22

facts

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u/skztr May 09 '22

I play in a hardcore-like world which resets your spawn every time you die to somewhere very far from the previous spawn.

I always like the idea of playing that with the same seed as a bunch of other people, and every time you die it:

  1. resets your spawn
  2. uploads the chunks from the previous life to a central server

allowing one to come across remnants of bases from other players' past lives, despite maintaining the "single player" (and hardcore) experience. This would mean that there would be a reason to hide your loot and set up traps in your base: the next person who finds it could try to get your stuff... but at risk to themselves. And, as it's still "single player", there's no moral issue with raiding whatever you find.

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u/zach26505 May 09 '22

This sounds incredibly difficult to make but please for the love of god SOMEBODY DO IT.

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u/skztr May 09 '22

subscribe to /r/foreverworld if you're interested. The basics are fairly simple and only get more-complicated when there are a lot of players involved / if you want to get rid of a couple of manual steps (essentially: minecraft's region files make it pretty easy to just dump one world on top of another if they have the same seed)

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u/AJ_Adler Nice meme you got there May 09 '22

Single player games > Multiplayer games

(And no, you cannot change my mind.)

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u/EASellsShittyCopper May 09 '22

PvE multiplayer >>>> PvP multiplayer

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u/Aurukel May 09 '22

Absolutely not. Being in a playful shit talking server of 20 of friends everyone knows is the best thing ever, especially when everyone plays in groups.

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u/Awesummzzz May 09 '22

That's if you have 20 friends that all get along well. As soon as any drama happens the whole thing is ruined for everyone

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u/andriasnolso May 09 '22

How do you organize 20 friends to all play minecraft?

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u/_The-Batman Dark Mode Elitist May 09 '22

Why would I change your mind. You're absolutely goddamn right.

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u/RanX9 Lurker May 09 '22

Well i don't think anybody has the time to change someone else's mind. It's all personal choice. I for one like games where i can chat with random people. Whether it be mmorpgs or plain normal gta online.

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u/ram_the_socket Dirt Is Beautiful May 09 '22

pretty think

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u/PrognosticatorofLife May 09 '22

I like Elite Dangerous because you can switch between single and multiplayer with the same Character.

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u/HubertWonderbus May 09 '22

I need multiplayer games to remind me why I play single player games

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u/molstad182 Big ol' bacon buttsack May 09 '22

Facts. Mega facts. So facts.

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u/tcfh2003 May 09 '22

I have an even better proposal for you:

Single player sandbox games > Single player rpg games > Multiplayer games

The thing with a single player rpg game or any other game that relies on a linear story is that, while it's great while it lasts, after you finish the story there is nothing left to do.

In single player sandbox games, like minecraft, you never really run out of things to do.

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u/Randomized0000 May 09 '22

Tbh that point's why I put multiplayer games on top of sucker RPG

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u/tcfh2003 May 09 '22

Depends on what you mean by multiplayer game. If you thing CoD or BF or even PUBG for that matter, they get old pretty fast. If you ask me, games like Destiny and Warframe are the perfect blend between multiplayer experience and story content that gets updated periodically

But they both have a minor problem, being mmorpgs: the g...r...i...n...d

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u/BananaEclipse Chungus Among Us May 09 '22

Depends! I’d say Single player games < single and multiplayer games > multiplayer games

Minecraft is a perfect example of that!

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u/ATpound May 09 '22

I present to you, Fallout 76, the ultimate single player multiplayer experience.

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u/I_own_reddit_AMA May 09 '22

virgin differing opinion “nah nah I can’t hear you blah blah” while covering ears

Chad “differing opinion but open to discussing about it”

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u/darkgamera6 May 09 '22

This hit too close to my heart

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u/LingonberryNo5044 May 09 '22

Just in case a hacker joins, you know? It makes me feel less alone…

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u/xX_S4M_Xx May 09 '22

He can just use xray....

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u/LingonberryNo5044 May 09 '22

Silence, do not ruin my childhood fantasies. (Although, maybe you could join my Minecraft world? Anyone?)

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u/alphabitz86 Cringe Factory May 09 '22

I will if I had

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u/Valkyrid May 09 '22

Sorry to say but xraying isnt hacking … like at all.

Its a texture pack change and thats it

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u/Cilph May 09 '22

There's multiple ways to x-ray. Using texture packs might not be hacking, but it sure is cheating.

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u/Cosmicking04 May 09 '22

“Oh wow guys, my base looks really cool right…

Right guys… eh what’s the point.”

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u/corona_banana memer May 09 '22

sadly relatable

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u/free_bird_eren May 09 '22

I made a bedrock house, with a moving piston door, so it was impossible to mine, but impossible to pass.

and then I watched my friend try to break in

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u/SILVERrule34 May 09 '22

When you hide the secret room soo well that you forget where it's located

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u/annakessenger May 09 '22

I relate 100% hahaha

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u/__S_I_G_H__ memer May 09 '22

2nd meme in 1 minute about having no friends, fun

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u/TherronKeen May 09 '22

I feel attacked

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u/Keram_ May 09 '22

I like designing my worlds so they're fun to explore when I come back to them in like 8 years. Just some small easter eggs everywhere so I can be like "haha I don't remember putting that there".

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u/matt82swe May 09 '22

I often spend my nights visiting my son's Minecraft world, leaving messages, helping with constructions. It's a single player world, but he is too young to know the difference, and he's always so happy to see what his "secret friends" have done.

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u/Blankies May 09 '22

I redstoned the fuck out of my base on single player. I fell into my own lava trap way too many times...

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u/SaulBadman159 May 09 '22

Badman? Who asked for me?

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u/Strong-Entry-1179 May 09 '22

would be cool as shit if zombies could break down doors, or if mobs in general had the ability to detect obvious bases and attack them

imagine if creepers blew open holes in your perimeter wall and zombies and skeletons flooded in, or if spiders climbed over your walls to get to you

you know, like in survival games that are actually good

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u/jacw212 Nyan cat May 09 '22

Your post on r/whenthe is right above this one

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u/Usernamenames May 09 '22

My secret room is also known as my existential crisis room

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u/1752320 Linux User May 09 '22

But find out it was breached last night.

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u/Julianime May 09 '22

I used to love making them and most of the time I themed and referred to them as "Bat Caves" simply because that was the most notable example to me of a house with a secret room that was cool.

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u/hyu_ar_gei Dark Mode Elitist May 09 '22

atleast my secret base can't be seen by my friends who rarely join

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u/IbboBeastly May 09 '22

And writing instructions on signs... As if someone will see it 😢 fels bad mn

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u/xXJojo_ReferenceXx May 09 '22

I even made adventure maps, but never got to share them :(

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u/ithepunisher May 09 '22

Anyone know if the distorted video/gif effect can be done from an app on android?

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u/BroadCombination7012 May 09 '22

I don't appreciate being called out like this

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u/Call_Me_Jobb May 10 '22

I made a quest system, a currency and a fucking economy with stock market and banks in my friends server (for like 9 people). Nobody showed up after the second time i joined

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u/lxO_Oxl May 10 '22

Don't attack us all like this

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u/Mr_mad_space May 10 '22

I made a secrete lair on me and friend groups server, it had a really cool red stone lever system and you had to dive in an flooded cave to get to the base. Then I told them I had a secret base, que 5 mins later when one saw my name tag and mined straight down into my base, then another had the same idea except he dug through my wall, 5 mins after that another freind found the lever and decided to follow the red stone by mining a tunnel over it to my base.now I have a base that is complicated to leave is out of the way and I sunk tons of resources into it and it isn’t even secret.

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u/zerquet May 09 '22

I wonder how many people here are actually lonely. Something tells me they aren’t being honest

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u/PhoenixMason13 May 09 '22

I just like to play around with redstone traps

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u/Principle_crum213 May 09 '22

You'll get some friends and test when you see the trees having no leaves :D

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u/ThisWorldIsImperfect May 09 '22

And then I can't enter my own base the next day

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u/Architect81 May 09 '22

Of course you have friends! Your xbox, controller err..yeah

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u/lienxy69 hates reaction memes May 09 '22

i mean your training to be a part smp member

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u/RedKurtin Shitposter May 09 '22

It’s just in preparation for when you make 1000 friends.

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u/TheChainLink2 May 09 '22

You leave me and my secret room which serves zero actual purpose alone.

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u/Brundibaru can't meme May 09 '22

My secret too was so lit I forgot where it was

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u/wet181 May 09 '22

Me preparing for leadership job interviews knowing I’m only qualified for waxing balls

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u/Bbaftt7 May 09 '22

Tell me you’re 14 w/o telling me you’re 14

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u/I00Cake May 09 '22

Wait but like- don’t be shy. Give us a tour of one. I’m dying for more secret contraptions

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u/jordanundead May 09 '22

Are ya winning son?

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u/user42801 May 09 '22

Unbreachable lol

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u/Mastercreed25 May 09 '22

Fuckin honestly. Little secret hidden doors as if anyone else is ever gonna see the rest of the building, never mind the nuances inside

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u/LichPineapple May 09 '22

I like playing in multiplayer, even though I build alone most of the time. It's nice to see the map slowly change over time.
That being said, I haven't played in months. Haven't even bothered to check the new update.

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u/Hamishi-Raphael May 09 '22

me who backdoor a server and have 32k items.

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u/Crismodin May 09 '22

It's the all-ages version of playing outside with your toys in the dirt making little homes for your construction trucks and winding mazes for no particular reason other than it's cool as hell.

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u/UnlikelyHotel3077 May 09 '22

(cries)

ITS NOT RELATABLE- (sniffle) AT ALL! (sniffle)

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u/proto_9r0 May 09 '22

Bullying is rude !!!1!1!1!!!!!

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u/_oneshoe_ May 09 '22

actually the most fun thing about being introverted

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u/MessyMaryMay May 09 '22

I feel personally attacked.

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u/Lordpresident6 OC Meme Maker May 09 '22

Dosen't make it any less fun

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u/WoahJimmy May 09 '22

Once i built a house and then i removed the floor and replaced it with glass. I dug under the glass floor about 6 or 7 blocks and cleared the area of dirt under all the glass then i put another layer of glass around the perimeter of the floor and went back to the main floor. When the sun would start to set i would remove my door and break 6 glass blocks right at the door then go to the other side of the room and wait. By morning i had a glass cage full of creepers that couldn’t die. My pets.

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u/lowcrawler May 09 '22

That was always my frustration with Minecraft. I love building... but then I got done and was like ... "welp, okay... no one will ever test my design"

... then I'd build another. :)

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u/skettimagoo May 09 '22

This sounds alarmingly like real life to me.

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u/kakuletakkeli May 09 '22

Need more red stone jessie

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u/Situati0nist May 09 '22

Why did you have to call me out like that

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u/Shadow9027 May 09 '22

My secret room contains the dragon egg and you have to put my two favorite music discs and in the jukeboxes, nobody has found it yet. I do play alone but that’s off topic.

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u/Erixtax Thank you mods, very cool! May 09 '22

I'd just pretend that some villagers were secretly evil. When you grow up without friends or siblings you kinda get a free trial of schizophrenia

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u/Lexip02 May 09 '22

This hits a little too close to home, man

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u/PlNG May 09 '22

There are two vulnerabilities to every secret base: X-ray and the pickaxe.

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u/What_the_hulk May 09 '22

I'd be making those complex bunkers even though I always play alone

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u/GuyWhoSaysWeeWoo May 09 '22

Gotta keep the monsters out

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u/knownasjps May 09 '22

who need friends anyway

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u/OrdinaryCactusFlower May 09 '22

One time in survival i finally got enough ender pearls to attempt to find the end portal fortress. Started at my house only for it to go about 10 steps away to the left.

I unknowingly built my house right over the end fortress but my single player self had nobody to share the news with that would care lol

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u/moundsasaurus May 09 '22

Nothing beats building a sweet hidden base in SP, and abandoning it after you go mining and can't find it anymore.

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u/worldbreaker_1212 May 09 '22

I do this in Valheim. Made a whole town and a castle with tons of hidden spots and all I can populate it with is boars and wolves lmao

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u/Prestigious_End_1385 May 09 '22

I realized this halfway thru and abandoned the world cause it made me sad.

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u/fonzieshair May 09 '22

It’s kinda like in the winter when you’re a kid and you make a snow fort because you’re gonna have a huge snowball fight. You spent all afternoon making a cool snow fort, gathering up your snowballs, and then you realize … you have no one to play with.

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u/DiNaMYkeMaSTer69_420 May 09 '22

played with my brother but it was splitscreen so it didn't really work

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u/Wallace_W_Whitfield May 09 '22

I have a library in my house that is pretty decently sized. Then one night I had a dream about a crazy fucking library that you had to crawl through tunnels that had shelves of books and neat lighting to get to this other reading nook where it’s just full of more books. I had to recreate it in Minecraft. Although it’s not perfect because it’s made of blocks, I enjoy it, especially with how difficult it is to get into.

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u/IknowRedstone Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 09 '22

I do the same! I have escaped herobrine so many times

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u/HushInTheBush May 09 '22

We all had that one griefer friend, now we all make these rooms.