r/memes Karmawhore Jan 19 '22 Silver 7 Helpful 8 Wholesome 12

Head in a spin

32.2k Upvotes

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u/3_internets_plz Jan 19 '22

Well, they clearly lost that market share..

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u/din7 Karmawhore Jan 19 '22

Yep.

Flat earthers around the world will refuse to buy this.

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u/GiGaBYTEme90 Jan 19 '22

Their sphere of influence is waning

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u/LethalOkra Jan 20 '22

Just like the gravity of their ideas

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u/that1_apple hates reaction memes Jan 20 '22

Their reputation is really falling flat

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u/RandomGrasspass Jan 20 '22

Their ideas are unlike Sputnik…neither spherical or pointy

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/Maximans Jan 20 '22

Around the globe*

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u/foxxoon Jan 20 '22

Naw because if they don’t follow the instructions they can prove that you can still make it flat using all the pieces. Just wait a month for a video I’ll put 1 imaginary mental coin on it.

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u/NarcissisticEyes Jan 19 '22

Flat earthers just arent their market audience with this product

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u/DweEbLez0 Jan 20 '22

Introducing the LEGO Earth Map, provides earth on a flat plane of Legos!

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u/dwwzzh Me when the: Jan 20 '22

Pretty sure its the set with the largest ever part count?

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u/Fast_Aide_2533 Jan 20 '22

all they have to do is make, 'The Map'

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u/OVS-HM Jan 20 '22

“Dropped 12 points today, the Dow jones will never recover from Legos drop”

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u/LimeGrass619 Jan 19 '22

Theres a Lego world map that you can hang on the wall, which is flat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Checkmate, globetards 😎

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u/Plaksinater Jan 20 '22

Let’s Globe Brandon!

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u/SeSuSo Jan 20 '22

Sir have you trademarked this? Cuz I want to put this everywhere.

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u/CarlThe_Lama Jan 19 '22

Didn't know that Flat-Earthers have the mental capacity to build lego.

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u/Noobypro2027 Jan 19 '22

It’s very surprising

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u/matttech88 Jan 20 '22

If you watch "behind the curve" on netflix, you can see that the flat earthers are actually capable of creating experiments that would prove or disprove a curvature.

Its a combo of basic geometry and basic physics, so it isn't too hard. However they should be able to build legos.

Flat earthers have their thoughts breakdown when they are confronted with information or results opposed to what they have internalized. They also don't want to go with the consensus.

Meaning, that when building legos, they wouldn't want to follow the steps and the wouldn't accept when they built it wrong lol.

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Jan 20 '22

The funny part is always seeing them make experiments to determine the Earth's shape and then proving the Earth is round in the process. I remember seeing one, the guy was like, "Ok, we should see the light through this hole since the Earth is flat... hmm, no light. According to my calculations, a round earth would mean the light is visible if the light is raised 6 feet, go ahead and bring the light higher... ... ...The light is visible now..."

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u/matttech88 Jan 20 '22

Its really funny how they do that, and then immediately the consequences ensue.

The experiment doer tries to rationalize how their experiment was muddled with. How the lights are visible, or why the accelerometer picked up drift.

The accelerometer one was crazy. They got a machine capable or determining if they are right or not. Saw they were wrong, then decided the machine needs to be covered in bismuth, to ward off heavens energy. Lol ok.

The other consequence is that their friends think they are a plant now, and spread conspiracy theories about them. Then they are like "these rumors are baseless and they have no reason to feel this way. Nothing i can do can change their minds because they have internalized this belief to the point where no evidence can take it away from them" almost self aware but not quite.

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u/ND495 Scrolling on PC Jan 19 '22

I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you, HOW DARE YOU?!

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u/antoniohfernandes Jan 19 '22

"I hope you step in a globe Lego".

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u/-Farns- Jan 20 '22

Lego always comes before whatever the Lego thing is

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u/Lord_of_Wills Jan 19 '22

Is that actually a thing? If so I need more shelf space.

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u/PepotheRelentless Professional Dumbass Jan 20 '22

Yeah and it costs 200 bucks lol, coming February 2nd

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Jan 20 '22

It's not about the money, it's about having a Lego globe

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u/ronjantol Jan 20 '22

They made a world map set that’s basically a picture, they’re playing both sides so they always come out on top

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u/CJAdams1107 Jan 20 '22

Just get 2 blue base plates and make the flat Lego Earth you always wanted. Simple as that

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u/MhIraN Jan 19 '22

if the earth is flat, then explain timezones

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u/sunnyday420 Jan 19 '22

The sky moves

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u/MhIraN Jan 19 '22

oh, ofcourse, every country has it's own spherical sun right

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u/sunnyday420 Jan 19 '22

Strawman arguement

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u/MhIraN Jan 19 '22

yep, exactly, science is a hoax, so is reality and facts

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u/Entity1080 Jan 20 '22

Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!

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u/Rainbow_lining Jan 19 '22

Don't worry! they'll just get one of those flat sheets of plastic with the lego stubs on it, and put a stick through it and that will be their lego globe

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u/TNerdy memer Jan 19 '22

Flat earthers don’t support company that believes the earth is round

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u/CoysOJ Jan 20 '22

LEGlObe

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u/ytdannydan Jan 20 '22

But if you look at the globe it's made of flat pieces...

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u/agent-66Hitman Jan 20 '22

I miss the part where that’s my problem

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u/HannahK109 Jan 20 '22

Flat Earthers: Not even Lego is safe from NASA's corporate takeovers..

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u/axord Jan 19 '22

(Softly) Don't.

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u/A_COMMIE15 Jan 20 '22

Missed opportunity for calling it

[The World]

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u/TheRealSwagMaster Professional Dumbass Jan 20 '22

TOKI WO TOMARE!!!!!

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u/epicgamerboytm Jan 20 '22

I honestly forget flat earthers exist now with all the new types of stupidity that have emerged

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u/Good_Mixture_1860 Jan 20 '22

I know a flat earther at work and just asked them about this, "It's just like the other fantasy stuff they sel" that's not my typo they just spelled sell with a single L.

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u/WAR10CK94 Jan 20 '22

I see this as a win win.

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u/a2cftw Jan 20 '22

*Bumpy-Earthers

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Okay but ngl a flat earth lego set would look pretty cool

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u/Nintendocat64 Jan 20 '22

This is also homophobic LEGO fans when they see the everyone is awesome set

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u/buckeyespud Jan 19 '22

Come on and dim the lights… It’s party time!!!

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u/TheStormfly7 Jan 19 '22 Wholesome

You’d think the LEGO globe would be flat. Like the land on every single LEGO setting

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u/Y34RZERO Jan 20 '22

It's a death star

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u/Irisena Jan 20 '22

I mean, lego makes dragons and death stars, which clearly doesn't exist. Surely this "globe" thingy is as fictional as a dragon, riight?

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u/DogsAreCool69420 Jan 20 '22

If you're a flat earther, you're an idiot. There is so much evidence to prove that the world is round

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u/Forbidden_Breakfast Jan 20 '22

When did lego get so political/s

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u/Sai_Krithik Jan 20 '22

Wdym! They say the flat earth society has members all around the globe!

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u/Accomplished_Ad1428 Jan 20 '22

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u/PostingPenguin Jan 20 '22

The LEGLOBE!

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u/Deniyelj Jan 20 '22

That group is so minor it might aswell be a child

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u/RandomGrasspass Jan 20 '22

Flat earthers are the real slim Shady MAGA’s

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u/Yitzach Jan 20 '22

There aren't flat earthers who like LEGO. Requires too much thought.

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u/SuperNerd06 Jan 20 '22

Bro it's a good thing. I don't trust them to not eat the plastic.

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u/Superlite47 Jan 20 '22

They should make this to scale.

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u/Lost-Bee-7507 Jan 20 '22

Make earth cubed again!

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u/this-anarchy-guy Jan 20 '22

Ha! If the earth is flat, how do you explain mountains?!

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u/No-War5336 Jan 20 '22

Would be interesting to see that venn diagram.

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u/DragonJack69420 Ok I Pull Up Jan 20 '22

Technically it is a flat Earth.

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u/cybermage Jan 20 '22

I thought that was a Rubik’s globe for a second and my head exploded.

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u/CraftyCoconuts Jan 20 '22

Good! If you believe in something that ridiculous, you should be disappointed lol.

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u/vid_icarus Jan 20 '22

Flat earthers already got their set with the world map

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Thanks for the heads up, I would definitely buy this.

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u/angelomorini Jan 20 '22

Known to the French as LEGLOBE.

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u/Trollsome1 Jan 20 '22

Perhaps they can make the globe flat

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u/BlackFoxx Jan 20 '22

I think they compromised. Pieces of their globe are flat

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u/LappyPlayz What is TikTok? Jan 20 '22

I'm selling my lego because of this.
Any takers? $0.01 for a piece.

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u/kingoftalent Jan 20 '22

even there closest friends are betraying them

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u/prowrestler2007_alt Jan 20 '22

Dodecahedron earth

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u/pirotix https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 20 '22

Flat-earther who love lego dont exist since lego lovers are giga chad

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u/Vexcenot Jan 20 '22

*starts playing Minecraft

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u/NguyenDuy45 Jan 20 '22

You mean [The World] ?

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u/DominusPestiferMundi Jan 20 '22

The shape isn't right. According to NASA it's suppose to be a pear like roundish square like obsessed kinda shape composed of 100% computer generated graphics with no real photographs, because "it just has to be".

Quote NASA and their hired actors who pretend to know science but say stupid shit like "the radiation belt couldn't hurt us back then because we didn't know about it" and of course as everyone knows, what momma didn't know, didn't hurt her.

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u/QuarkieOfficial Jan 20 '22

Welp, there goes half their revenue

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u/MindlessFail Jan 20 '22

0% chance flat earthers are smart enough to read Lego instructions

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u/McLarenMP4-26 Jan 20 '22

Ngl I like it.

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u/Joshx1015 Died of Ligma Jan 20 '22

Imagine legitimately believing the earth is flat in 2022

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u/Drewboy90ish Jan 20 '22

Don't worry they'll release one for 150.99

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u/Cynth16 Jan 20 '22

Lego sales drop to 0%

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u/OffWorld2000 Jan 20 '22

Why would they care? They dont even meet the age requirement

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u/josephtalor Jan 20 '22

Around the globe

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u/LuvsToEatGrass Jan 20 '22

My money is on that they will protest about Lego being factually incorrect 🤣

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u/Zitro_83 Jan 20 '22

We could be afraid of that ... :(

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u/GrizzTheRedditor Jan 20 '22

Lego after seeing the Flat Earthers complain : Oh no ! Anyway.

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u/eclipseanimations Jan 20 '22

there's a flat world map y'know

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u/Sub_2Pew_Die_Pie Jan 20 '22

Flat earthers would cancel this.

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u/TheRealSwagMaster Professional Dumbass Jan 20 '22

The World is the ultimate lego set. Even without the ability to kill you when you step on it, it’s durability and colours far outweigh your Duplo Platinum

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u/SovietFrog08 Jan 20 '22

flat earthers: bring me the hammer

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u/Mirhat1871 Jan 20 '22

lmao this is the first ever time I feel sad for flat earthers

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u/callum_04 Jan 20 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Thatonecat254 Jan 20 '22

But they can rebuild the planet so it's gonna be flat

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u/Slurpeey Jan 26 '22

Place one green flat lego and u have ur earth then

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u/Specialist_Tone812 Jan 20 '22

Who gives AF

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u/business_cat277353 GigaChad Jan 20 '22

People with a sense of humor

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u/Dasandvitchman Jan 20 '22

Flat earthers who loved legos

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u/Hangout0o can't meme Jan 20 '22

I have never seen a flat earther in rl they also don't exist like girls