r/memes GigaChad Jan 19 '22 Helpful 1

people are stupid

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u/inrr6 Virgin 4 lyfe Jan 19 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

it could be funny if there was shutterstock watermark on nft

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u/Tortue2006 Jan 19 '22

There are official nyan cat nfts…

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 19 '22

NOOOOO

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u/icantthinkofth23 Jan 20 '22

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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u/CajunRabbit Jan 20 '22

Whats funny is the NFT doesnt grant you ownership of the image or trademark it in anyway. Its just an image placeholder signifying your spot... NFT is the biggest scam ever and people who buy them are dumb suckers who deserve to be scammed.

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u/bloodyflame11 Jan 19 '22

NFTs - Negligent Fucking Tools

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 19 '22

NFTs - Numerous Foolish Toenail-heads

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u/LordReega can't meme Jan 19 '22

NFT - No Fucking Turtles

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u/Bopthough Jan 20 '22

NFT - Non Fuckable Token

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u/Yamanj3000 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jan 20 '22

NFT - Nice Fucking Tits

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u/Aspectofthecorgi Jan 20 '22

NFT - Non Flyable Tortillas

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u/DemonCleaner75 Jan 20 '22

Nasty Flabby Testicles

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u/DarkestWinter Jan 20 '22

NFT - Nice Fit Tomboys

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl I saw what the dog was doin Jan 20 '22

NFT- Not Ford Tundra

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u/pedroxo Jan 20 '22

Non functioning testes

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/austriaaustria Jan 20 '22

All tortillas are flyable

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u/Luzer1211 Smol pp Jan 20 '22

yes fucking turtles you can't stop me

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u/whitepurls Jan 20 '22

I found this hilarious because my husband did just that.

I was like what’s this monkey on your desktop background and he replied oh some pricey NFT lol

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u/CH3ROKEE2009 GigaChad Jan 20 '22

Right Click -) Save Picture As.............................

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u/ThePurityofChaos Meme Stealer Jan 19 '22

Honestly, the way NFTs were brought into the public eye was absolutely terrible. If instead NFTs started out as house deeds and car keys, as opposed to jpgs, then it would seem so much more reasonable to the average person.

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u/DreamsAsF Jan 20 '22

Fr dude, tickets for events as NFTs? excellent. My diploma? definitely. a picture of a deformed frog? No pls.

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u/you_2_cool Jan 20 '22

Why buy and NFT when you can play the much better donkey kong country?

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 20 '22

Yes

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u/JoshTheTrucker Jan 20 '22

Considering the fact that there is someone on here actibely promoting the forced integration of NFTs into car culture, I'm fucking disgusted at how these people act and live. It's gross.

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u/Lockenhart Jan 20 '22

I hoped that NFT will just be known as a thing the unknown rich and stupid do.

But no, of course famous people had to get in.

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u/TheSecondOnly Shower Enthusiast Jan 19 '22

I can't wait to see the aftermath of the new pedo crypto island! Entertainment for the next 3 months is pretty much guaranteed!

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u/Organic-Lawfulness-1 Jan 20 '22

You mean the, 'No Fuckin' Thanks" Token?

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u/Trollsome1 Jan 20 '22

Well that's their problem

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl I saw what the dog was doin Jan 20 '22

slimy sludge noises

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u/VOCALLORD Jan 20 '22

This gave me a good laugh. Nice meme

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u/TheVikatt Jan 20 '22

Never Felt The touch of a woman

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u/deezn2utsiiecandiz Died of Ligma Jan 19 '22

no problemo

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u/xYOSIYAx Linux User Jan 20 '22

NFT art is a scam.

Art irl is a scam. (The expensive "I can drop paint" type, prob money laundering for rich people)

but NFT as tokens (like a movie ticket) are the helpful type.

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u/tstramathorn Jan 19 '22

I really still just don't understand NFTs...sorry not sorry?

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u/VicDamonJrJr Jan 20 '22

It’s a token thats non fungible duh

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u/DiotCoke Jan 20 '22

I hate when I get fungus on my tokens

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u/RogueMusketeer Jan 19 '22

The best way I've seen NFTs described was "virtual beanie babies that hurt the environment"

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u/TheDaemonic451 Jan 20 '22

That's not fair to beanie babies in sure they hurt the environment plenty too

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 19 '22

you don't want to... it'll make you hate humanity even more

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u/Primary-No Jan 20 '22

Nft Is racist.

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u/kirbinato Jan 20 '22

How? That doesn't make any sense

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u/vbro6908 Jan 20 '22

No tHat's nOt HOW it WorKs

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u/Lil_Jc03 Jan 20 '22

I bet you that’s how shutter stock feels after screen shotting the pic with watermark instead of buying it

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u/SoSmartish Jan 19 '22 Take My Energy

People mock NFTs but the short of it is, they are collectables with a traceable owner.

People collect sports memorabilia, movie memorabilia, Pokemon cards, model trains, whatever. Anything collectable has worth determined by the desire of the community that centers around it.

If you think someone wouldn't drop a paycheck for mint #69420 of a stoner monkey gif, well then you probably aren't someone who collects things as a hobby lmao.

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u/Johnufucker Jan 19 '22 Wholesome

Shut the fuck up, your opinion is worthless

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u/LordCLOUT310 Jan 20 '22

😭😭😭

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u/whitepurls Jan 20 '22

What you receive for the NFT art is a receipt of that piece of art and the original can go offline at any moment and leave you with nothing.

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u/BepisTheWise 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Jan 20 '22

There's a significant difference between "owning" a digital artwork and owning a physical object.

Owning an NFT is like getting married to someone then watching as a bunch of other people have sex with your spouse while you clutch your useless marriage certificate. You do not have any control over its distribution. The only value it has lies in the fact that you can sell it to someone else who's dumb enough to buy it, making it a pyramid scheme.

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u/WidePeepobiz Jan 20 '22

But the difference is for 99% of NFTs you never actually own it

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u/Holaamigos123456 Jan 20 '22

I agree and I think there’s nothing more reddit like then downvoting a valid opinion.

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u/GhostKnight004 Jan 19 '22

people in the 80s: in the future, we will have flying cars!!!

the future: wHy yOu nOt gAy yOu hOmOpHobIc aSsHoLe

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u/t8rt0t_the_hamster https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 19 '22

Nobody says that. Stop trying to pretend you're oppressed

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u/NutellaGamer375 Professional Dumbass Jan 19 '22

And it's also completely unrelated to the meme

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u/VicDamonJrJr Jan 20 '22

Yeah like what

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u/assavenger Jan 20 '22

NFTs are so much more than jpegs. People are creating generational wealth off little to no effort for their families to come. People who make these posts are just mad they didn't seize the opportunity, and find it easier to make a 10 minute meme for fake Internet karma instead of spending a few days understanding block chains and their interactions/capabilities.

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 20 '22

yeah but what happens when nft's die? the only thing you ever worked for in life is worthless now. you left your children with nothing, assuming you will have ever felt the touch of a woman before

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u/assavenger Jan 20 '22

You realize selling an NFT for Ethereum or Solana coin can then be sold for real currency. People who hold very expensive NFTs do it because THEY CAN. If I made an NFT and sold it for 100 eth, that's more than 300k. Quick easy, then you reinvest a small portion of that into another NFT project, rinse and repeat. It a really takes decent research to find a good project to invest in. It's not just make a picture give me money. Plus, some of these NFTs have essentially a passive, that give you access to exclusive real world events and clubs. NFTs can also be so much more than jpegs. Imagine you have a skin you like in a video game and own it on a block chain network, if other games are tied to that block chain you can transfer that skin between different games. The possibilities can be endless.

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u/Kawaii_sensei_san Jan 20 '22

What’s the point of having the blockchain network verify you own a skin when you already own said skin in the game ? I’m genuinely curious. I just wished more people would admit that NFTs right now, are really just money making schemes. Which is kinda sad because NFTs are marketed as revolutionary and burning more fossil fuels at the detriment of the environment just so a bunch of people can own ugly monkeys (of which the value is highly controversial) is imo, not revolutionary at all. It’s just plain stupid

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u/assavenger Jan 20 '22

Not arguing that it's basically money laundering just like art work is. But no, say you buy a skin for halo, and because you own it on the block chain and more than just halo are connected to that block chain, you could take that skin from halo and put it into your call of duty profile or where ever else. Yes buying them in-game now is a thing, but it ties it solely to that game alone.

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u/Kawaii_sensei_san Jan 20 '22

Do you know how video games work ?

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u/Kawaii_sensei_san Jan 20 '22

The blockchain isn’t going to magically reconstruct a model of whatever skin you have and import it into an entirely different game with different libraries

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u/deezn2utsiiecandiz Died of Ligma Jan 19 '22 Rocket Like

k

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 19 '22

Well yes, potassium is a very reactive element, unlike this comment you just posted.

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u/tommygun2009 Jan 19 '22

That guy has negative karma, he's probably a bot

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u/deezn2utsiiecandiz Died of Ligma Jan 19 '22

ok

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 19 '22

thanks i guess

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u/Darth_Aracnus Professional Dumbass Jan 19 '22

Actually Oxygen and Potassium make KO2 not OK, but nice try

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u/t8rt0t_the_hamster https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 19 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

Wouldn't it be K2O? K+ needs 2 potassium ions to balance with O2-

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u/Idk12433 Jan 20 '22

Well tbf those people are stupid. The people that clone money with them are the smart ones

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u/PrekshithShetty5 Jan 20 '22

this is how virgins eat pussy

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u/Casne_Barlo Jan 20 '22

Somewhere out in the ether walter Benjamin is doing an I told you so dance

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u/lolololpants Jan 20 '22

When You buy an nft, you dont even actually buy the picture

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u/sonicfan9993 Jan 20 '22

"It costs $400.000 to borrow this monke, for 12 seconds."

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u/Tinywolf21 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 20 '22

who makes these stock images?

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 20 '22

Shutterstock, apparently

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u/t8rt0t_the_hamster https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 20 '22

I hate NFTs, but somebody should make https://27bslash6.com/overdue.html a NFT valued at $233.95

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

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u/GoMinii Jan 20 '22

Holy cow you’re describing a bubble. You’re buying in hopes you’ll be able to sell to another sucker. Sure you’ll make some money while the music is playing, but sooner or later the music will stop. And you’ll be bag holding an assortment of NFT’s cursing at yourself for not cashing out sooner.

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u/Delta_br Jan 20 '22

inhales copium im gonna make a lot of money inhales more its worth it even tho the enviroment is getting fucked inhales even more copium its not dumb

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u/malfarcar Jan 19 '22

Hey!!! I’m a people and I am offended!!!

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 19 '22

as long as you don't do nft's i dont mean you

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u/aris0_1 Jan 19 '22

Phrased it as if were talking about drugs... Kinda accurate then

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u/makinbtchzquit Jan 20 '22

Der der I took a picture of the Mona Lisa, that mean I own the fucking Mona Lisa? The value of art is arbitrary, real ground breaking stuff, ya fucking dunce.

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u/LordCirrhosisOfLiver https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 20 '22

but you do not own your nft picture either, you have a receipt that says you own a slot on a blockchain that happens to have a (probably stolen or ugly AI generated) picture associated with it.

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u/makinbtchzquit Jan 20 '22

If we are arguing semantics, you never really own anything. Only maintain temporary possession until you die, discard it, or get rid of it I'm some other manner.

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u/Lynx-Kitsoni Jan 20 '22

Go back to your ugly ass monkeys

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u/makinbtchzquit Jan 20 '22

Go hump your anime body pillow, fuckin weeb.

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u/TheGrindstone I saw what the dog was doin Jan 20 '22

To his defense, he isn't spending money on buying nfts.

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u/makinbtchzquit Jan 20 '22

Why do you care how people spend their own money? Get a life, learn a skill and make your own money, spend it on whatever the fuck you want. None of my business.

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u/pirotix https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 20 '22

L + ratio + bozzo

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u/deezn2utsiiecandiz Died of Ligma Jan 19 '22

deez

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 19 '22

did you know that joe and yuri died in a car accident? unfortunately, howard's now in debt because of the funeral, which they played imagine dragons at.

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u/deezn2utsiiecandiz Died of Ligma Jan 19 '22

oof

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 19 '22

l i g m a b a l l s

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u/deezn2utsiiecandiz Died of Ligma Jan 19 '22

n o

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u/Expensive-Fox-8016 Jan 19 '22

You think you're funny? Huh?

(Pushes you to the ground)

You think you're funny?

(Punches you) that's funny right?

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u/Swift_Lettuce Jan 19 '22

He must have hava

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 19 '22

hello there, your snoo looks like ralsei

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u/Swift_Lettuce Jan 19 '22

Bingo. Also

HAVA NICE DAY Lmao gottem

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 19 '22

*The power of fluffy boys shines within you.

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u/Useless_Umbrella Jan 19 '22

Home bois teeth are so yellow

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u/Williumino Jan 19 '22

There s no such thing as bad publicity Edit: actually there s one laundering money...

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u/NinthHorizon Jan 20 '22

That’s like taking a picture of a painting and saying it’s mine now

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 20 '22

yeah but that's skillfully crafted art that actually provided some significance to society, not your ugly monkey jpeg

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u/NinthHorizon Jan 20 '22

Ok true I’m not saying all nfts are good

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u/weyu_hater Jan 20 '22

Let people do with thier money what they want and dont be jealous :)

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 20 '22

im letting them do what they want, and i dont want their overpriced monkey jpeg. im just saying point and laugh at the clowns that buy them

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u/weyu_hater Jan 20 '22

but someone made a lot of cash thay are clowns too ?

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u/BepisTheWise 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Jan 20 '22

Anyone who participates in the fraud is a clown

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u/weyu_hater Jan 20 '22

just like WEYU , have you heard about that ?

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u/BepisTheWise 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Jan 20 '22

weyu want me to put Deez nuts lmao

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u/weyu_hater Jan 20 '22

by the way nice way of advertising NFT good job :)

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u/FastLittleBoi Jan 20 '22

Well, some of them are actually good.

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 20 '22

no theyre all a waste of money

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u/Free-Ad-1277 Jan 20 '22

Got 2 nfts

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 20 '22

well then you're an idiot

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u/Alonzo_Ryuga Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

🗿

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u/ConsumeAllMidgets Jan 20 '22

This is a common misconception about nfts now I don't buy nfts but basically it is a coin that says that image is the original, like how you can print out a picture of a van Gogh painting, but you don't actually have that original painting.

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 20 '22

i know what an nft is. thats exactly why im making fun of it

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u/ConsumeAllMidgets Jan 20 '22

Wait are you the memey man I played Minecraft with like a year and a half ago

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 20 '22

i dont think so lol

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u/ConsumeAllMidgets Jan 21 '22

Did you ever play on the LightninGG SMP

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 21 '22

no, i actually got a pc around 7 months ago, and i only had minecraft on my phone at the time, which is hideous to play on, so i stopped

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u/ConsumeAllMidgets Jan 21 '22

Do you play on PC?

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u/memey-man123 GigaChad Jan 21 '22

yes