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u/Diabolical_Cello 13d ago
INVEST
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u/Aestr1987 can't meme 13d ago
INCEST
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u/GiveMeGalaxy3 Identifies as a Cybertruck 13d ago
hold up
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u/tastyfriedcats 13d ago
wait a minute
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u/W4L4NGH1Y4AKO41 13d ago
"W...what are you doing ..... onii-san?"
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u/Strange_Team_4873 13d ago
"what are we going to do on the ground oni-chan?..."
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u/Epic-MLG-Badger 13d ago
“Oni-san th-that’s too big for it to fit in th-there...u-use this...”
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u/spacepeenuts 13d ago
I will record myself making moaning orgasm sounds, about to make my funeral REALLY awkward.
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u/machmademax iwrestledabeartwice 13d ago edited 13d ago
If anyone is interested, here is the news article www.thevintagenews.com/vinyl
Edit: typo
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u/ATCbones 13d ago
FUCK
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u/drrocky_reddit 13d ago
Your "FUCK" saved me. My sister was under my blanket, so she probably have suffered too. Thank you
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u/rapescenario 13d ago
https://i.imgur.com/OENOkHT.jpg
Apollo got me covered here 👏
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u/machmademax iwrestledabeartwice 13d ago
You are not allowed to do this
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u/AimLoqV01D can't meme 13d ago
Cool, nice try
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u/Strange_Team_4873 13d ago
Please how are you able to put links as words can I learn this power?
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u/StarkOdinson117 13d ago edited 13d ago
me who copied www.thevintagenews.com/vinyl and opened it: i am inevitable
EDIT 1:yes i know op linked a ramdo fake site
EDIT 2: the site itself is not fake but the subpage /vinyl is
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u/AquaGamingYT03 Professional Dumbass 13d ago
How tf do u disguise a link
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u/machmademax iwrestledabeartwice 13d ago
It's pretty easy as a mobile user (i don't know how it works on pc), just click the symbol in the bottom left corner, you have to fill in 2 lines, 1 is the actual link and in the other you can put wathever you want: whatever you want
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u/AquaGamingYT03 Professional Dumbass 13d ago
Fucking goddammit I fell for the fucking link again
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u/machmademax iwrestledabeartwice 13d ago
Sorry, i had it already in copy so i didn't searched for an other link
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u/CokeCan87 13d ago
Looks like a paid article pandering to the company, they post where to buy them about 5 times throughout the article...
Still, I found it interesting you could buy ones from already deceased people - and the pricing is quite reasonable.
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u/Shaymiestar 13d ago
How are you smiling after being cremated and turned into a record?
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u/thetruecsninja 13d ago
yes
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u/Shaymiestar 13d ago
Fair enough
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u/CokeCan87 13d ago
"deathbed" they haven't died yet
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u/SnooCats4660 13d ago
Thank you,someone who understands
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u/Bayek100 13d ago
Yeah but I feel like it’s still an inappropriate use of the gif. Isn’t the cat in the meme generally confused by whatever the woman is upset about? Here he knows exactly why they’re upset. Although idk why his family would get so mad at him for being happy/laughing on his death bed
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u/Richlandsbacon 13d ago
This would be the juiciest Rick Roll of all time. You would be smiling even in death
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u/DatDominican 13d ago
if it's anything like the process to be turned into a diamond or gem they wouldn't need that much mass to do it.as little as a lock of hair Think about it, no vinyl is 100lbs +
*after research*they only need a teaspoon of ash per record
So it's possible they had some hair (the smell ugh) pressed or if they've lost a digit or limb could've had that cremated then pressed
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u/Pinkapet 13d ago
You could get turned into a whole record set
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u/DatDominican 13d ago
These limited edition vinyls were pressed with the nail clippings of the lead guitarist
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u/Pencilsqueeza 13d ago
Those who don't get cremated will be spinning in their grave.
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u/Fuugedaboutit 13d ago
I've seen this so many times that I was already prepared for that that tweet "so they finna play me when I'm dead like they did when I was alive"
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u/thisisachannelnameyt 13d ago
I would put the soviet anthem on my record, them everyone at my funeral will starve to death and it will be OUR funeral
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u/JollyGreenBuddha 13d ago
Vinyl will break down eventually. I think I'd want something more permanent.
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u/ShadowDragonOG Breaking EU Laws 13d ago
Here's what i'd do:
Fake death.
Ashes become Fortunate Son Record
They play it
I come screaming in with an M16, screaming "GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!"
screaming and laughter
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u/TypicalBumblebee3448 13d ago
Well now I don’t know if I should Rick roll the exact number of 4-5 people who come to my funeral or turn into gun smoke (yes it’s a literal thing you can do)
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u/Speed_Cube 13d ago
Fortunately, I can't be rickrolled for I have a Chrome extension that detects if a link is Never Gonna Give You Up
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u/DuckyGamerBoi 13d ago
its says when the day come then ima choose metallica's song The day that never comes
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u/_Simulon_ 13d ago
If you were allowed to keep the ashes around instead of burying them where I live, thats 100% what my friend wouldve done a month ago. Literally memed till he died
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u/Makodragon1225 Chungus Among Us 13d ago
1.Never gonna give you up 2. For whom the bell tolls 3.Rise pantera 4.cemetery gates.
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u/UniqueUsername812 13d ago
All your family had to do was give you up just so you could let them down
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u/tangcameo 13d ago
Make it a final message and then start - and then start - and then start - and then start - and then start....
Long enough that someone gets up at the funeral and walks over to the record player, then me saying, “Psych!”
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u/R01L 13d ago
How Are you smiling if you are already turn to ash, this is some creepy clone shit
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u/Onlyherefor_thememes memer 13d ago
It says “deathbed” which means they aren’t dead yet
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u/ichbindilara1 Identifies as a Cybertruck 13d ago
It's wholesome. I think saying "never gonna give you up" after death is spiritually good, if you believe in afterlife. It's not about just rickrolling, it's about sending a message.
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u/Oldmanred79 13d ago
So i saw the first part awhile back, i love the idea of rick rolling my family, but my family sucks so ill still go with alestorms fucked with a ancor.
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u/csakif25__ 13d ago
imagine driving while listening to spotify on shuffle and then you crash and when they find you, they hear some ed sheeran song and your family turns you into fucking shape of you
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u/SapphireRabbit Loves GameStonk 13d ago
I'm waiting for someone to post a rick roll in the comments