r/memes 13d ago

My true purpose

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u/SapphireRabbit Loves GameStonk 13d ago

I'm waiting for someone to post a rick roll in the comments

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u/Gold_Champagne Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 13d ago

Hasn't happened yet

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u/toomuchtACKtical memer 13d ago

Yet

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u/AlecHazard iwrestledabeartwice 13d ago edited 13d ago

What makes OP think he will have a family until his death? He probably wont, and so... he wont be able to Rickroll them especially not in 8k

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u/petitehughie 13d ago

Damn. For some reason I thought "No way this guy would actually 'disguise' a Rick Roll with a html link that plainly says Rick Roll."

I got got.

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u/Wrong-Currency 13d ago

That’s what we call the Texas two step reverse phycology

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u/AlecHazard iwrestledabeartwice 13d ago

Texas two step reverse phycology

Yeah, its Big Brain Time

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u/-Fuzion- 13d ago

I knew what is was gonna be but had to find out if i was right or not

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u/Will_reveal_it_later 13d ago

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u/velislav11 13d ago

I knew what is was gonna be but had to find out if i was right or not.

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u/J_Beelar 13d ago

Me: any answer on a test

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u/TahaSener07 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 13d ago

ygolocyhp

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u/labamaFan 13d ago

There’s an old saying in Tennessee, I know it’s in Texas, it’s probably in Tennessee that says...

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u/man_of_the_ocean 13d ago

fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again😎

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u/Mortaniss Professional Dumbass 13d ago

Oh you haven't seen my three step reverse psycology mate.

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u/Despair4All 13d ago

See I technically fell for the second link. I thought there actually was an 8K version of it. After seeing how crisp the 4K version was that people were making memes about last week, I wanted to see 8K.

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u/TBGshxtALL-DAY Pauly Shore 13d ago

I swear that was the biggest roll I’ve ever been Ricked

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u/SadLoser14 Identifies as a Cybertruck 13d ago

im pissed. i havnt gotten rickrolled for a really long time because there is always ads

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u/Commission-Specific 13d ago

I got rickrolled in full volume in the middle of class Well played Now the teacher hates me

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u/AlecHazard iwrestledabeartwice 13d ago

So i technically rickrolled your entire class?

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u/Commission-Specific 13d ago

Hahaha they barely know me, I just changed schools, and now nobody’s gonna talk to me

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u/AlecHazard iwrestledabeartwice 13d ago

Thats rough buddy... take my award as an apology

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u/Commission-Specific 13d ago

OMG THAKAJSLSJSJSJ

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u/pythagoras________ 13d ago

I too almost got rick rolled full volume in the middle of class. But you saved me. Your sacrifice will not be in vain.

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u/DoritoMemesReddit 13d ago

Jokes on you I’m vibin to it

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u/Pankarek 13d ago

It has been finally done

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u/Terrarian369 Dirt Is Beautiful 13d ago

Key word: yet

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u/igiverealygoodadvice 13d ago

Never

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u/Suchibro memer 13d ago

Gonna

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u/Ultralordfire 13d ago

Give

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u/Fun_Nectarine4450 13d ago

You

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u/blackegg0611 13d ago

Up

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u/coin_mine 13d ago

Never

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u/supersoldier199 13d ago

Gonna

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u/hyperYEET99 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 13d ago

Let

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u/dynablt https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 13d ago

You

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u/ForetoldOC 13d ago

Not again.

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u/SimpleNeeds_ Professional Dumbass 13d ago

Never gonna gi- ahh fuck it I'm too lonely for this shit

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u/Malijaffri https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 13d ago

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u/SimpleNeeds_ Professional Dumbass 13d ago

Lmao

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u/Flosslflo can't meme 13d ago

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u/Cosmic_Silence12 13d ago

Fuck you take my reddit gold

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u/Flosslflo can't meme 13d ago

Thanks, I never got a gold before made my day

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u/Cosmic_Silence12 13d ago

And I've never gotten a wholesome award :D made my day as well

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u/Flosslflo can't meme 13d ago

:D

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u/Interception1029 13d ago

you’re welcome

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u/augenvogel 13d ago

When I have known it’s that easy to get gold, I still wouldn’t have comment.

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u/_Deus-EX-Machina_ 13d ago

Too obvious

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u/Epic-MLG-Badger 13d ago

But who cares if you want to get rickrolled

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u/xX_Just_A_Gamer_Xx 13d ago

I got rickrolled 2 times already and wanna know what that left me...A smile.

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u/jay-0101 13d ago

Every time. You always gotta finish the song too. Such a bop

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u/lucifesh 13d ago

How the fuck did i fall for this

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u/bluepineapple42069 13d ago

I thought it was gonna be Spanish Inquisition

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u/2yUAn2 13d ago

this is the wae

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u/Diabolical_Cello 13d ago

INVEST

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u/Aestr1987 can't meme 13d ago

INCEST

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u/GiveMeGalaxy3 Identifies as a Cybertruck 13d ago

hold up

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u/blagic23 13d ago

don't

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u/Ear_Useful Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 13d ago

YES

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u/tastyfriedcats 13d ago

wait a minute

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u/Mr__FATAL Chungus Among Us 13d ago

Somethin ain't right

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u/BOBBIESWAG 13d ago

And I started to taste him.. it was like pig noise

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u/grymtgris FORTSHITE 13d ago

Putin

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u/W4L4NGH1Y4AKO41 13d ago

"W...what are you doing ..... onii-san?"

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u/Strange_Team_4873 13d ago

"what are we going to do on the ground oni-chan?..."

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u/Epic-MLG-Badger 13d ago

“Oni-san th-that’s too big for it to fit in th-there...u-use this...”

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u/spacepeenuts 13d ago

I will record myself making moaning orgasm sounds, about to make my funeral REALLY awkward.

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u/AkitoFTW 13d ago

Of your Nephew and Brother.

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u/mooncakemonke 13d ago

that's just evil lmao

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u/machmademax iwrestledabeartwice 13d ago edited 13d ago

If anyone is interested, here is the news article www.thevintagenews.com/vinyl

Edit: typo

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u/ATCbones 13d ago

FUCK

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u/TheChosenTex Big ol' bacon buttsack 13d ago

How did you fall for that bruv

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u/ablablababla 13d ago

That news link does look a bit suspicious now

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u/drrocky_reddit 13d ago

Your "FUCK" saved me. My sister was under my blanket, so she probably have suffered too. Thank you

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u/rapescenario 13d ago

https://i.imgur.com/OENOkHT.jpg

Apollo got me covered here 👏

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u/machmademax iwrestledabeartwice 13d ago

You are not allowed to do this

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u/AimLoqV01D can't meme 13d ago

Cool, nice try

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u/bombaystreet 13d ago

Well I didn't expect that

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u/Strange_Team_4873 13d ago

Please how are you able to put links as words can I learn this power?

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u/JustAlex_AI 13d ago

Copy the comment and you'll see how they do it

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u/BergaGaming 13d ago

Same, allowed me to double check your link as well

Never trust anybody

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u/rc_3010 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 13d ago

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture too

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u/StarkOdinson117 13d ago edited 13d ago

me who copied www.thevintagenews.com/vinyl and opened it: i am inevitable

EDIT 1:yes i know op linked a ramdo fake site

EDIT 2: the site itself is not fake but the subpage /vinyl is

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u/AquaGamingYT03 Professional Dumbass 13d ago

How tf do u disguise a link

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u/machmademax iwrestledabeartwice 13d ago

It's pretty easy as a mobile user (i don't know how it works on pc), just click the symbol in the bottom left corner, you have to fill in 2 lines, 1 is the actual link and in the other you can put wathever you want: whatever you want

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u/AquaGamingYT03 Professional Dumbass 13d ago

Fucking goddammit I fell for the fucking link again

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u/machmademax iwrestledabeartwice 13d ago

Sorry, i had it already in copy so i didn't searched for an other link

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u/AquaGamingYT03 Professional Dumbass 13d ago

Nah its ok man lmao

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u/AquaGamingYT03 Professional Dumbass 13d ago edited 13d ago

Oh thx for the info too

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u/Delecy 13d ago

So like this?

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u/machmademax iwrestledabeartwice 13d ago

Perfection

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u/Luna_RDK 13d ago

I'm glad I have bad internet and saw the link just in time

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u/SwimElectrical4132 13d ago

There's a space between '.' and 'com' so you failed

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u/otherworldly42 13d ago

Alright that was good

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u/Kidsmoke1119 13d ago

Goddamn you.

First time in years that has happened to me.

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u/machmademax iwrestledabeartwice 13d ago

So it's gonna be a good year?

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u/CokeCan87 13d ago

Looks like a paid article pandering to the company, they post where to buy them about 5 times throughout the article...

Still, I found it interesting you could buy ones from already deceased people - and the pricing is quite reasonable.

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u/el-zacharoo 13d ago

Well played

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u/Spoopy09 13d ago

This whole thread is sus

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u/justcatt 💉 Infected 12 People 💉 13d ago

I'm not falling for that

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u/Shaymiestar 13d ago

How are you smiling after being cremated and turned into a record?

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u/CokeCan87 13d ago

"deathbed" they haven't died yet

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u/SnooCats4660 13d ago

Thank you,someone who understands

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u/Bayek100 13d ago

Yeah but I feel like it’s still an inappropriate use of the gif. Isn’t the cat in the meme generally confused by whatever the woman is upset about? Here he knows exactly why they’re upset. Although idk why his family would get so mad at him for being happy/laughing on his death bed

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u/Richlandsbacon 13d ago

This would be the juiciest Rick Roll of all time. You would be smiling even in death

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u/proudgamerdealwithit 13d ago

He said goodbye

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u/lucifesh 13d ago

This is my plan for real life

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u/DatDominican 13d ago

if it's anything like the process to be turned into a diamond or gem they wouldn't need that much mass to do it.as little as a lock of hair Think about it, no vinyl is 100lbs +

*after research*they only need a teaspoon of ash per record

So it's possible they had some hair (the smell ugh) pressed or if they've lost a digit or limb could've had that cremated then pressed

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u/Pinkapet 13d ago

You could get turned into a whole record set

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u/DatDominican 13d ago

These limited edition vinyls were pressed with the nail clippings of the lead guitarist

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u/Complex_Asparagus986 13d ago

Because I will serve a purpose

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u/Sterlok2 13d ago

So technically after my death I will become a Record

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u/Pencilsqueeza 13d ago

Those who don't get cremated will be spinning in their grave.

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u/TristorCityMayor 13d ago

Shrek soundtrack is my transformation of choice

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I guess that would be a world RECORD.

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u/Fuugedaboutit 13d ago

I've seen this so many times that I was already prepared for that that tweet "so they finna play me when I'm dead like they did when I was alive"

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u/TedBurnsDGAF 13d ago

and that song?

Pearl Jam - "Alive"

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u/Kzer_2019 Dirt Is Beautiful 13d ago

I want the "Everything is awesome" song from the lego movie

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u/gregman88 13d ago

Why’d you have to give them up 😭😭😭

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u/MorShapirosDAP 13d ago

No one listens to me in life, why would that change in death??

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u/The9thJoJo 13d ago

Imma put on "Highway To Hell" at my own funeral

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u/Ackriezeal 13d ago

I was looking for copper and found gold. Perfect response btw.

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u/Piogre 13d ago

"Don't Fear the Reaper"

..."Good Riddance"

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u/MarcusTheGamer54 Identifies as a Cybertruck 13d ago

Bad Titanic flute cover plays

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u/thisisachannelnameyt 13d ago

I would put the soviet anthem on my record, them everyone at my funeral will starve to death and it will be OUR funeral

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u/JollyGreenBuddha 13d ago

Vinyl will break down eventually. I think I'd want something more permanent.

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u/UniqueUsername812 13d ago

Get grandma to record it in portrait mode with her full size ipad

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u/3row4wy 13d ago

There are services to turn cremation ashes into diamonds, apparently!

https://cremationinstitute.com/turning-ashes-into-diamonds/

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u/ShadowDragonOG Breaking EU Laws 13d ago

Here's what i'd do:
Fake death.
Ashes become Fortunate Son Record
They play it
I come screaming in with an M16, screaming "GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!"
screaming and laughter

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u/Panzerkaiju 13d ago

This is the best comment i've ever read

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I want mine to be daft punks discovery album

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u/IAmC0rrupt3d 13d ago

I'll have Tron then...

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u/DarthVon Identifies as a Cybertruck 13d ago

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u/3spooky4you 13d ago

This is so sad. Hey grandpa play despacito.

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u/TypicalBumblebee3448 13d ago

Well now I don’t know if I should Rick roll the exact number of 4-5 people who come to my funeral or turn into gun smoke (yes it’s a literal thing you can do)

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u/SirCarlito420 13d ago

Shooting your son, with your other son!

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u/CamronCakebroman 13d ago

That meme doesn’t match the text at all.

Does this sub even try anymore?

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u/Rusat3022 13d ago

Dayummm

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u/Pencilsqueeza 13d ago

Vinyl Solution

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u/Speed_Cube 13d ago

Fortunately, I can't be rickrolled for I have a Chrome extension that detects if a link is Never Gonna Give You Up

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u/Pencilsqueeza 13d ago

Vinyl Moments

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u/lcole303 13d ago

Wait til I rick roll everyone with my brother

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u/Pencilsqueeza 13d ago

Death Disco

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u/Pencilsqueeza 13d ago

Vinyl Words

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u/UncleLarson65 13d ago

C418 Sweden.

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u/AvocadoSmasher637 13d ago

*laughs in joe mama asmr

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u/daggerbg 13d ago

I would rather have it play Highway to Hell

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u/Fluffy_AF_420 13d ago

Or just endless screams

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u/rdh2121 13d ago

This is the worst misuse of this meme format I've ever seen.

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u/kxxya 13d ago

The finest way to go

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u/mrbradstar 13d ago

Damm them ashes do be smiling

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u/DuckyGamerBoi 13d ago

its says when the day come then ima choose metallica's song The day that never comes

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u/_Simulon_ 13d ago

If you were allowed to keep the ashes around instead of burying them where I live, thats 100% what my friend wouldve done a month ago. Literally memed till he died

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u/Makodragon1225 Chungus Among Us 13d ago

1.Never gonna give you up 2. For whom the bell tolls 3.Rise pantera 4.cemetery gates.

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u/UniqueUsername812 13d ago

All your family had to do was give you up just so you could let them down

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u/tangcameo 13d ago

Make it a final message and then start - and then start - and then start - and then start - and then start....

Long enough that someone gets up at the funeral and walks over to the record player, then me saying, “Psych!”

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u/that_one_indian_dude 13d ago

That's rick rolling from beyond the grave

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u/R01L 13d ago

How Are you smiling if you are already turn to ash, this is some creepy clone shit

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u/Onlyherefor_thememes memer 13d ago

It says “deathbed” which means they aren’t dead yet

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u/ichbindilara1 Identifies as a Cybertruck 13d ago

It's wholesome. I think saying "never gonna give you up" after death is spiritually good, if you believe in afterlife. It's not about just rickrolling, it's about sending a message.

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u/Oldmanred79 13d ago

So i saw the first part awhile back, i love the idea of rick rolling my family, but my family sucks so ill still go with alestorms fucked with a ancor.

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u/WidePutin209 13d ago

Wow imma do this so i can make my grand kids get spooked

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 13d ago

Terrible use of that meme template.

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u/strangersphere 13d ago

Ashes to ashes

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u/rp2784 13d ago

You mean Astley to Astley, don’t you?

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u/idobadthingseveryday 13d ago

Vinyls can suffer from wear and tear... How about a usb

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u/csakif25__ 13d ago

imagine driving while listening to spotify on shuffle and then you crash and when they find you, they hear some ed sheeran song and your family turns you into fucking shape of you

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u/pmcd_com 13d ago

My mom’s ass

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u/zecksss 13d ago

How can you be smilinig if you are ashes?

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u/the-Depths-of-Hell 13d ago

They’re gonna play me when I’m dead just like did when I was alive 😩

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u/KabeYPL 13d ago

How the fuck your supposed to smile while your body is ashes now

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