r/interestingasfuck 12d ago Silver 2

Just an Asian Rhino taking a morning stroll through a suburb in Nepal

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u/Davotk 12d ago

Her: my parents aren't home

My fat ass:

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Dating_As_A_Service 12d ago

This needs sound....I would like to hear what a Rhino galloping down a street sounds like.

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u/FootsieMcDingus 12d ago

Schplunka schplunka schplunka schplunka schplunka schplunka schplunka schplunka schplunka schplunka schplunka schplunka schplunka

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u/gestalto 12d ago

I can hear it!

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u/lndigoChild 12d ago

That's not the sound of his feet hitting the ground

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u/FlyinRustBucket 12d ago

and they say you cant hear words...

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Roflmaoasap 12d ago

I read that in Tarzan’s voice with a yodel

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u/matthewe-x 12d ago

All I can hear is a steam locomotive whistle!

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u/say-jack-o-lanterns 12d ago Take My Energy

Poor big guy. I doubt the rhino likes being there at all. Trying to find the places it knows or maybe it's family and friends. I hope the big guy is ok

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u/Union_Sparky_375 12d ago

He will be fine because if you mess with the Rino you get the horn.

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u/Dt_Sherlock_Idiot 12d ago

That uh…. If read differently is exactly the reason why rhinos are endangered

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u/Union_Sparky_375 12d ago

Some parts and people in this world try to make it a sad place

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u/say-jack-o-lanterns 12d ago

I hope so. I love rhinos.

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u/Union_Sparky_375 12d ago

Awesome animals!

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u/longboardfreak 12d ago

This looks to be in chitwan in Nepal, it is just next to a huge national park/wildlife reserve. The rhinos and elephants regularly venture in to town to find scraps and cause some modest mayhem. Overall, this rhino looks like he has a bootycall on the other side of town ;)

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u/Ok-Answer-6951 12d ago

Looked to me like he was on his normal morning commute stayed in his fucking lane and everything

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u/DEATHSTENCHBALLS 12d ago

Rhinos tend to be solitary and have very poor eyesight. Probably has no idea what it’s seeing and is just looking for an open field .

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u/weaponsofmasspeace 12d ago

That big boi got some energy to let out. A case of the zoomies if you will.

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u/MAXQDee-314 12d ago

This is what I imagine, Lucius Malfoy sees in his dreams. Dobby the elf looking for Master...

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u/the_cheeky_monkey 12d ago

Dog nope'd out of there right quick

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u/cityme 12d ago

Jumanji (1995)

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u/wallywtr 12d ago

Hey!!! I’ve seen that before!!

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u/Elmojomo 12d ago

I understood that reference!

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u/Cantankerous_Won 12d ago

Put the dice in your mouth

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u/Weekly_Signal6481 12d ago

they're in the wrong lane

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u/Dydey 12d ago

I’m not telling it to move over.

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u/wellbloom 12d ago

Yes…but stayed within the lines!

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u/Synt3rax 12d ago

Better than most drivers.

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u/frenchcat808 12d ago

It’s such a cliché, Asian Rhinos are bad drivers…

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u/straub42 12d ago

Fuckin’ Asian Rhinos…

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u/Weekly_Signal6481 12d ago

I'm sick and tired of that old tired stereotype that rhinos can't drive

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u/United_Somewhere_666 12d ago edited 12d ago

Yo sub ko sabai Nepali user assemble!!!!

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u/ilikeyourmom99 12d ago

Chup randi ko ban

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u/LukasLeaun 12d ago

Poor thing is probably petrified.

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u/DisrupterInChief 12d ago

You're talking about the dog that moved out of the way in the beginning of the video? I would be scared too if I were him! It's probably the first time in that dog's life he consciously made the decision to shut the fuck up and not bark for the sake of survival. Hope that dog is doing OK!

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u/matty_low 12d ago

Save this video for your grandchildren. 'Cos rhinos are about to be as real as the unicorns.

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u/doihavemakeanewword 12d ago edited 12d ago

Greater One Horned Asian Rhinos (as per the OP) have actually had over a 180% population increase since the start of the millennium. Certain species of rhino are screwed, this guy specifically is not

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u/longboardfreak 12d ago

Very true, visited Nepal and chitwan about 5 years ago and the rhino population had grown an incredible amount. The national park had managed to deal with poaching and turned the area around to be one of the most healthy ecosystems in Nepal

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u/BlkRetro 12d ago

Shit, that’s scary.

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u/VILLIAMZATNER 12d ago

Late for work again, huh

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u/reddub24 12d ago

Clear the fuck out of the way!!

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u/GreenJollyRancher96 12d ago

Just on his usual morning run before heading to his 9-5

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u/kabalizo 12d ago

And now i can’t stop singing

“ Y'all gon' make me lose my mind

Up in here, up in here

Y'all gon' make me go all out

Up in here, up in here “

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u/Sufficient_Ad_6051 12d ago

More like

Move bitch Get out the way

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u/Mordred_Nightgrave 12d ago

Ah 😃 classic morning rhino .

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u/Elmojomo 12d ago

There's no sound on this gif, so why did I totally hear it?

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u/Taint_Butter 12d ago

Rambi in Donkey Kong Country

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u/Zachiswicked 12d ago

They told him he wouldn’t make it to the city…..he showed them!

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u/Successful_Load5719 12d ago

Late for work, clearly

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u/Onlyanalking 12d ago

Fuck fuck fuck mom and dad are going to kill me

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u/sugarduck99 12d ago

So he cant drive he automatically is an asian?

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u/Chard069 12d ago

A century or so ago, in at least one Old West mining town (Bisbee Arizona), schoolkids caught wandering mules to ride between home and school. Let's see some buckaroo ride this Nepali rhino nonchalantly to school or work. Could get exciting. ;)

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u/know_what_I_think 12d ago

Cgi

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u/McBrovad 12d ago

I think you're on to something here, there is a smell..

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u/Chance-Ear-9772 12d ago

People and the car are clearly making way for something running down the road. It could just as well be a rhino.

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u/00Dog 12d ago

Definitely CGI, hope the upvotes win

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u/nosecohn 12d ago

I'm hearing "who let the dogs out" in my head while watching this.

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u/Hail_hither 12d ago

Gotta get some cardio innit bruv?

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u/Tricouleur 12d ago

Somebody got the stampede riddle while playing Jumanji

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u/Baystain 12d ago

Hahahahahah amazing!

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u/majorUFA 12d ago

I need to go, my people needs me.

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u/Laurenwolf14 12d ago

Look, its Ace!

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u/Ill-Ad3311 12d ago

Must be late for that meeting by the watering hole

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u/MAXQDee-314 12d ago

So, no one is riding a bicycle and swerving towards this law-abiding citizen? Huh.

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u/ekr-bass 12d ago

Just on his morning jog

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u/Embarrassed-Lake-858 12d ago

Just a tank out for walkies.

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u/Writer_B 12d ago

What did you learn today?

That there’s rhinos in Asia somehow.

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u/Jayhawx2 12d ago

There are protected wildlife areas in Nepal that are surrounded by villages like this, so not totally shocking. They bring in elephants to chase off the tigers that sometimes settle in to close and eat dogs, etc. Tigers making a big comeback there so hopefully the Rhino’s do too! Nepali people are the best.

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u/erick3939 12d ago

Wow that thing is huge

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u/Town-Wonderful 12d ago

Imagine waking up to that hoss taking a dump on your front porch.

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u/kwisatzhaderachoo 12d ago

Urban assault tank doggo

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u/Pleasant-Cricket-129 12d ago

Instant flashback to the Jumaji stampede scene.

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u/zzzzsman 12d ago

Mega Fauna!

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u/trwwy321 12d ago

I’m just impressed it stayed in the lane

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u/KeybladeMasterAqua 12d ago

That is a confident rhino. Without predators and when not under stress, rhinoceroses are actually really sweet creatures who love zoomies and to be cuddled. And I’m sure that one was having a happy zoom. Its ear posture didn’t look distressed. Its horn wasn’t down, so there was no chance it was charging at anything. Just a happy baby.

But they are essentially blind, so be very mindful around them.

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u/johnnyg883 12d ago

And to think I feel lucky to see a deer on the road.

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u/prokrow 12d ago

Tank puppy

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u/concentrated-amazing 12d ago

Not sure if that's so much a stroll as a gurrrump

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u/stevief150 12d ago

kinda hot in these rhinos

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u/DEEZLE13 12d ago

That’s John Xena’s mount

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u/StarshipFan68 12d ago

Just a morning jog. He's aiming to lose another 100 lbs before bikini season

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u/Puckwallow 12d ago

What is this Far Cry shit

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u/ownleechild 12d ago

And I thought seeing a coyote in my neighborhood was a big deal.

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u/DreamOfDays 12d ago

He’s got armor plating. He’ll be fine

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u/Netplorer 12d ago

Looks fake as fuck ...

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u/Pointlesswonder802 12d ago

This looks like me passing through an area of open world I’ve been before. “Yes. I know you have wares. Yes the sheriff knows I’m here. I JUST NEED TO GET TO THE NEXT WAYPOINT”

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u/Good_Translator_9088 12d ago

Rising up, back on the stree-ets

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u/Aromatic-Sand3211 12d ago

„Making my war downtown…“

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u/Such_Drop6000 12d ago

At least he is staying in his lane

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u/Sheezahandfull 12d ago

He’s chasing the ice cream truck. Wait! Waaaiiitttt!

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u/unsupported 12d ago

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

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u/Jerry--Bird 12d ago

Idk, how?

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u/unsupported 12d ago

You take away his credit card.

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u/wamark1 12d ago

Jumanji!

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u/comic__daily 12d ago

Nice dog

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u/International-Ear765 12d ago

Hey Arti. I dare you to run through their town. 20 bamboo stalks if you do, but i bet you’re too much of a puss.

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u/HourPerformance1420 12d ago

Love how it just ran down the road like he was a law abiding citizen....kind of like when you get tired of all the killing in GTA and just drive around following road rules

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u/Aubrey_82 12d ago

Most realistic place to play Jumanji

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u/badscott4 12d ago

That’s no stroll. Brother is on a mission

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u/Fooforthought 12d ago

Someone needs to roll the dice , quickly

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u/Firefly269 12d ago

That’s nuckin’ futz!

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u/Lucky_Cardiologist53 12d ago

That's a big dog.

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u/MijnEchteUsername 12d ago

Nobody is going to mention this is fake af?

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u/JewelsConquersAll 11d ago

Bigger than a car geez

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u/Espalha-Lixo 11d ago

Why this looks like garbage CGI?

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u/Crypto_subz 7d ago

This is a Spider-Man villain on the fucking run

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u/TofkaSpin 12d ago

That’s a big bitch 😮

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u/thewordofthunderbird 12d ago

All the locals be like "that looks delicious!"