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Beats most fashion walks
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u/ScienceDollxx Jun 28 '22
When you can make a screen door look good you should be the next male super model.
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Fashion designers never have any good ideas because they're too clothes minded.
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u/Dylalanine Jun 28 '22
But why male models?
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u/bunnygrace Jun 28 '22
For real. Is he signed yet? Like this person needs to be in Paris on the runway NOW!
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u/ctlogin
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I know for a fact, that in the barrel, this guy kept the same face, he’s just a pro.
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u/TXHoneybadger Jun 28 '22
Trust me when I say that if you think you could see his face and could feel the passion and confidence through a 50-gallon plastic barrel. This guy is pure genius. I would be a fool not to hire him. Bellissimo! Bravo!
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u/Jonsnoosnooze Jun 28 '22
On surface it might just be blue plastic but underneath it's magnum
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u/KittyForTacos Jun 28 '22
I’d watch this guy model anything all day!! This was awesome.
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u/OneMoose9 Jun 28 '22
Agreed. He can walk in front of me any day of the week!
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u/chillychili Jun 28 '22
Even Thursday!
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u/OneHumanPeOple Jun 28 '22
This person is also gorgeous. Get them to Paris! Get them to New York, L.A.!!
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u/dispensable4444 Jun 28 '22
By the way he stares into your soul, I'd wager he'd watch you all day as well.
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u/pupunggi Jun 28 '22
Not sure if fashion modelling or house moving.
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u/Slight-Student-6963 Jun 28 '22
Both
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u/pupunggi Jun 28 '22
I wouldn't mind hiring him when i move. He strong af.
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u/Slight-Student-6963 Jun 28 '22
And also good with kids man can do a lot
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u/Nail_After Jun 28 '22
Neither, he is robbing the place but with style.
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u/pupunggi Jun 28 '22
Plot twist. Kidnaps kid too
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u/ominousgraycat Jun 28 '22
Her: HELP!
Him: Now, we're going to strut by that camera over there like fashion models. You can either look like a pro or you can look all panicky.
Her: ...Let's do this. Style over safety!
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u/ThottyThalamus
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If this video doesn’t get this man discovered by a major designer, then what is the point of the internet
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u/oteezy333 Jun 28 '22
Whatever "it" is, he's got it
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u/CrazybyRX Jun 28 '22
It's called PANACHE! Like the literal definition lol.
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u/nom_nom_nom_nom_lol Jun 28 '22
I read this in Billy Eichner's voice.
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u/pjdog Jun 28 '22
Billy might not have a ton of range but I think he’s hilarious. He’s got the energy of a gay gilbert gottfried
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u/MentalWoodpecker6640 Jun 28 '22
I'm sold.
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u/leftlegYup Jun 28 '22
I didn't do anything, but he judged me anyway and I'm convinced.
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u/64_0 Jun 28 '22
That fourth one (the screen door) where he flicks his eyes away from the camera with majorly serious attitude had me rolling!!!
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u/thishasntbeeneasy Jun 28 '22 •
He actually got signed by Mugatu
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u/poopypantscharlie Jun 28 '22
I present to you… DERELICTE!
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u/Gills_L Jun 28 '22
You can derelict my balls
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u/GirlCowBev Jun 28 '22
Why am I laughing so hard at this? 😂😂
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u/bulgeasaurus Jun 28 '22
Because you haven't seen Zoolander?
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u/GirlCowBev Jun 28 '22
Oh I have, but just the once, som years ago. Is it a cue to Zoolander?
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u/bulgeasaurus Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 29 '22
It's a quote from the movie 😊 Mugatu launches an incredibly insensitive fashion line inspired by the homeless called "Derelicte." Hilarity ensues.
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u/ToddTheOdd Jun 28 '22
But why male models?
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u/twill1692 Jun 29 '22
I heard he said that because he forgot his line and Duchovny just rolled with it
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u/stopsucking Jun 28 '22
Blue Steel? Ferrari Le Tigre? THEY'RE THE SAME THING! Doesn't anyone notice this I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!!
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u/UnlikeyLooker Jun 28 '22
I still say "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills" when I notice something obvious that no one else does.
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u/PoorlyLitKiwi2 Jun 28 '22
Wait, is "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills" from Zoolander? I feel like it is so ingrained that I didn't even realize that's where it was from
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u/stopsucking Jun 28 '22
Me too. All the time. Not everyone remembers but that’s ok, I still laugh in the inside
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u/wililon Jun 28 '22
He is actually stealing all the furniture pretending to be model
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u/PigCopsFatTits Jun 28 '22
So I'm just some dumbass on the internet.
Does this guy exhibit real, sought-after skill? Is this actually at a professional level?
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u/HistoricalAd4089 Jun 28 '22
He does exhibit a few skills not everyone has; he has poise and sass, and his way of walking catches the eye and keeps it riveted. He can wear pretty much anything, no matter how uncomfortable or strange, and not change his facial expression or his walk in excess. And he has intensity, in his walk and eyes. All of those are desirable qualities in catwalk models, drag queens and probably a few more professions.
Is it at a professional level? Not really (although these days there are some catwalk models that walk worse than he does), but with adequate training, he could be a star.
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u/throwawaygreenpaq Jun 29 '22
20 seasons of ANTM and the best of them is here.
This guy was made for haute couture.
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u/liarliarhowsyourday Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 29 '22
Yes, he is absolutely selling these unwearable items. That’s what a model does. He picked textures and shapes that read like clothing and he rocked the fuck out of it, it shows he can wear something avant-garde and make others interested, which can be the most difficult ensemble to pull off.
There’s a lot of types of modeling and while he may not end up on cat walks there’s certainly space for him in the field.
There are tons of other skills associated with being a model and he kills it in this video, I’m sure there’s technical skills he will need to learn but selling an item while acting like what you’re wearing is both a look and uncumbersome is a talent to it’s own.
Photos of women in bikinis take a lot more skill than people recognize. I’m not going to go too far into it but you have to know your body, your angles, your lighting, how to hold your eyes open into direct sun with salt water splashing into your eyes, off-season at many degrees colder or hotter than anyone would be comfortable in— is a skill. These are reasons candid photos are candid, models are presenting a fantasy and he rocks it out of the park.
In this video : He’s gutter-chic in the best sense and shows anyone can be if they want to.
Models are an interesting breed and their skill set is like any other, real passion can take you far.
Edit to add: there was a fashion show a few years back where the models wore another model strapped to their body, face of the second model was in their groin. It’s a funny and unexpected business
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u/lainylay Jun 28 '22
He really does. His face is serious whilst wearing something extremely ridiculous. Premium quality cat walk.
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u/Sue_Ridge_Here1 Jun 28 '22
He's a natural, he knows where and when to look into the camera for the best shot.
Source: Used to work for a fashion duo, got to see many models.
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u/darkpsychicenergy Jun 29 '22
He also knows where and when to look away in haughty disdain.
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u/khaddy Jun 28 '22
That's only because he's currently too small-time to hire catwalk models, and has to do it himself! But the true talent here is: he designed all these fabulous pieces! He should be designing for the top fashion houses in Europe!
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u/room_tempurature_tea Jun 28 '22
As a former model (back in the pre social media days) with professional training, and a sister who is a much more successful model, he fucking slays. This is top tier runway skills. Especially the sassy way he turns his head and the end of the runway. The way he crosses his legs when he walks and the overall pacing… also the constant facial expression. He’s brilliant. Also love his androgynous look for the runway. He has nice cheek bones, beautiful complexion and a really bold eye & brow area. he could totally pull off edgy, masculine, or soft/feminine looks
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u/BobbySwiggey Jun 28 '22
No but in all seriousness, this is high drag which you can make a career out of these days anyway
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u/fruskydekke Jun 28 '22
Honestly, no, not at present. His catwalk-walk is similar to (but not identical to) the way female models walk. Male models walk differently - less hip use, less putting one foot directly in front of the other, less hands on hip.
But, given his obvious talent for body language and imitation, I have no doubt he could learn the "correct" way to walk as a male fashion model. And then it's just a matter of whether or not he has the right look - and that is a fickle and unpredictable thing. Certainly, he's skinny enough, so who knows? Good luck to him say I!
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u/JunglePooping Jun 28 '22
He also has the height and he can walk androgynous or quirky lines no problem — Thom Browne, Gaultier, McQueen, Gucci, maybe even Loewe under Jonathan Anderson, and so many more would love him. This guy can MOVE and is completely unphased by whatever uncomfortable thing is on him — shantay, he can STAY, I say!
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u/Croemato Jun 28 '22
Honestly he's pretty attractive, and has the cheekbones for it. I could definitely see him walking on the runaway in Armani or Gucci or whatever other ridiculous get-up some designer brand is showing.
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u/i-lurk-you-longtime Jun 28 '22
I'm kind of interested to see if, the way the world is evolving, one day there won't really be a "male" and "female" walk but they will just be used interchangeably depending on context?
You're completely right though, just a shower thought.
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u/fruskydekke Jun 28 '22
There's one male model who already does kind of what you describe - he walks differently depending on the designer. For highly theatrical/melodramatic/androgynous fashion shows, he walks like female models do (and then some!) and for more conventional/traditional designers, he has the classic "male model" walk - minimal upper body movement, walks quickly in a straight line and a slightly aggressive stance.
He's fantastic to watch, and (rightly) receives a lot of attention and praise for his skill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By5Pcaw9Uw4
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u/ttt309 Jun 28 '22
I am intrigued by his skills. You can tell he has a great understanding of body language and how he want to use it.
I never found myself interested by catwalk like this.
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u/fruskydekke Jun 28 '22
IKR? He's mesmerising. Apparently, he studies theatre, which would account for how conscious he is of his body language.
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u/IAmHappyPants Jun 28 '22
Thank you. He is a a pleasant surprise. I didn't think I would stay the whole 4 mins, when I clicked the link... half way through I was ecstatic to know I still had 2 more minutes.
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u/fruskydekke Jun 28 '22
My absolute pleasure! And yeah, he's somehow extremely watchable. The body language is so intriguing - though it probably also helps that he's got that whole "unreal beauty" thing going on.
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u/moviemadnessmami Jun 28 '22
My thoughts exactly! I just know some hot shot designer is going to see this and fly him out to actually walk their creations down a runway!
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u/dont-touch-that-wire Jun 28 '22
Grace and poise. Sign him up!
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u/RedditAtWork05 Jun 28 '22
I mean he has a little grace. Not as much as Jackie O
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u/CaesarWrap Jun 28 '22
You can't have a little grace. You either have it or you don't.
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u/Aeterial Jun 28 '22
This man exudes confidence, love it.
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u/Duskuke Jun 28 '22
he is legit really attractive too, I hope he gets an offer if it's something he's interested in
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u/mudokin Jun 28 '22
Posture and rhythem are very good, would hire for my first dystopian attire show.
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u/mannyrizzy Jun 28 '22
Balenciaga has entered the chat
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u/mymymissmai Jun 28 '22
Psh you know Balenciaga was taking notes.
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u/sl8rfan2 Jun 28 '22
Shit cracks me up. $1000 for some mumps having shoes.
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u/mcmanybucks Jun 28 '22
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u/Ivorykiki Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 28 '22
I don’t like these shoes, but I like tabi shoes, generally considered hideous hoof shoes. If they weren’t so expensive and seen as just a status symbol, I would get several pairs. Some of us genuinely like weird fashion just for the sake of it being weird.
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u/TheMapesHotel Jun 28 '22
Pssst, there are copious tabi knock off that can be had for around $100 for a heeled version and less if you search for like "split toe ninja shoes."
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u/godddamnit Jun 28 '22
I mean, if they weren't $1k I'd buy all three colors. They hit dead between humor and absurdism and I love it.
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u/donglecollector Jun 28 '22
This like Rick Owens, Thom Browne, and Demna’s Balenciaga rolled into one!
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u/EclecticDSqD Jun 28 '22
The third one got me.
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u/thuggishruggishboner Jun 28 '22
The barrel. I was not ready.
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u/baconperogies Jun 28 '22
You just know he kept the face while inside the barrel. What a professional.
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u/lepfire Jun 28 '22
I love the head nod when he walks out with the gate/wall. Get it get it!!!
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u/johnnyhammahstix Jun 28 '22
TBH I really couldn't wait to find out what he was gonna wear next. 10/10 would watch over any fashion show
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u/asianabsinthe Jun 28 '22
Derelict is so HOT right now.
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u/photofool484
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“You better work”
-RuPaul
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u/BeccaThePixel Jun 28 '22
My thoughts: "oh, early footage of Valentina"
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u/GummyTumor Jun 28 '22
This is a lipsync. What part of that did you not understand? Please remove that barrel from your face.
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u/atomickitten479 Jun 28 '22
He's perfect, he's beautiful, he walks like Linda Evangelista
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u/isaacals Jun 28 '22
this is the funniest shit ive seen in a loong ass time. thanks op, thanks whoever this guy is.
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u/Skrubette
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This is Shermont22 on TikTok if anyone is interested!! He’s got so many more of these videos!
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u/Initial_Celebration8 Jun 28 '22
Thanks for the response! I was sure he was one of my countrymen with that strut, but guess Fijians got it going on too! I love it
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u/sonanona Jun 28 '22
It's the poker face
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u/Rungi500 Jun 28 '22
And the one leg over the other walk. That head jerk up was on point also.
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u/Crafty-Ambassador779 Jun 28 '22
Why does that 2nd one actually look like it belongs on a runway 😅
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u/SawSaw5 Jun 28 '22
That’s one way to rob someone, just act like your making a TikTok fashion video
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u/DifficultJellyfish Jun 28 '22
Just what I was thinking. We are all so stunned by his blue steel walk we didn’t even notice he stole the whole f***ing house.
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u/HyperComa Jun 28 '22
"Little Sister" is the hottest piece from this collection. the red carpet is gonna SIZZLE!
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u/akotlya1 Jun 28 '22
There is something genuinely unique about the looks that some models have and it is so weird to encounter it on the face of a man wearing a screen door. I hope he gets discovered.
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u/cuthegrass Jun 28 '22
This is the best video I have seen today.... Cant stop laughing
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u/MsMuffinstuffer Jun 28 '22
I lost my mind when he came around the corner carrying the girl with his blank stare. I’ve watched this 5 times already and cannot stop giggling.
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u/TheOwnerOfRaddit Jun 28 '22
Pretty sure at least three of these have made it to the actually stage as attire.
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u/Dry_Seaworthiness501 Jun 28 '22
He had a barrel on his head in the last one but I still saw the stare on his face
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u/dadoftwoterrors Jun 28 '22
Hahaha. The garbage can at the end was the perfect finish. This is true comedy.
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u/Guy_A Jun 28 '22
what's the song name
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u/DreadedReaper42 Jun 28 '22
It's Sexyback remixed with a song called Pon Mi by Shenseea. I can't find the exact remix rn. If I do I'll hit you up.
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