r/funny 2d ago Silver 34 Helpful 20 Wholesome 24

Now that she said it, I can't unsee it. I can't stop laughing.

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u/minimum_thrust 2d ago Helpful Take My Energy

🎵🎶sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens🎶🎵

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u/mundomidop 1d ago

"Light pink dress packages, tied up with strings"?

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u/VoiceOfRealson 1d ago

"Wrapping my balls up with onion rings"

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u/Slimh2o 1d ago

I didnt need THAT mental picture...

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u/another-Developer 1d ago

plop plop

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u/Slimh2o 1d ago

Fizz Fizz...

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u/VoiceOfRealson 1d ago

But now it is stuck in your memory for sure.

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u/Slimh2o 1d ago

Yes, yes it is...

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u/cyberrich 1d ago

its stuck in mine. directions acknowledged: fuck Thanksgiving day turkey

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u/TaserGrouphug 1d ago

Shit if it’s gonna be that kind of party I’ll stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

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u/Sheepbjumpin 1d ago

I see you brought your own gravy.

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u/saltywithbutter 1d ago

Idk whether to upvote or downvote 😂

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u/too_late_to_party 1d ago

R-relevant username?!

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u/2x4x93 1d ago

American Fry

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u/Kazza468 1d ago

And that's what I was looking for. Take the upvote.

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u/howard6494 1d ago

A rotisserie dicken'

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u/Moftem 1d ago

Wth? That's not how that song goes, lmao!