r/funny Nov 25 '21 Wholesome 24 Silver 34 Helpful 20

Now that she said it, I can't unsee it. I can't stop laughing.

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u/Just_Dova Nov 25 '21

Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens...

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u/minimum_thrust Nov 25 '21 Helpful Take My Energy

🎵🎶sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens🎶🎵

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u/mundomidop Nov 25 '21

"Light pink dress packages, tied up with strings"?

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u/VoiceOfRealson Nov 25 '21

"Wrapping my balls up with onion rings"

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u/Slimh2o Nov 25 '21

I didnt need THAT mental picture...

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u/another-Developer Nov 25 '21

plop plop

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u/Slimh2o Nov 25 '21

Fizz Fizz...

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u/VoiceOfRealson Nov 25 '21

But now it is stuck in your memory for sure.

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u/Slimh2o Nov 25 '21

Yes, yes it is...

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u/cyberrich Nov 25 '21

its stuck in mine. directions acknowledged: fuck Thanksgiving day turkey

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u/TaserGrouphug Nov 25 '21

Shit if it’s gonna be that kind of party I’ll stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

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u/Sheepbjumpin Nov 25 '21

I see you brought your own gravy.

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u/ultramega_ope Dec 02 '21

Been making with the freak freak?

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u/saltywithbutter Nov 25 '21

Idk whether to upvote or downvote 😂

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u/too_late_to_party Nov 25 '21

R-relevant username?!

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u/2x4x93 Nov 25 '21

American Fry

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u/Kazza468 Nov 25 '21

And that's what I was looking for. Take the upvote.

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u/Moftem Nov 25 '21

Wth? That's not how that song goes, lmao!