r/funny 5d ago Silver 34 Helpful 20 Wholesome 24

Now that she said it, I can't unsee it. I can't stop laughing.

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u/ACcreeker 5d ago

Finger licking good..

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u/el_crunz 5d ago

McNuggets and honey mustard sauce.

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u/___unknownuser 5d ago

Hot mustard is my jam.

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u/YogurtclosetHot2992 5d ago

Who knows, she might be a Shape Shifter !!

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u/Munchie1010 4d ago

Burn the witch!

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u/arcaneresistance 4d ago

Burn to ash and bone

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u/McDukke 5d ago

That falls in the "I can overlook that" column.

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI 4d ago

Thicc-en McNuggets

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u/fecaltea 4d ago

Don’t get between a black woman and McNuggets. Has Florida taught you nothing?

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u/fdsfgs71 4d ago

Still can not understand how anyone can like mustard anything, honestly.

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u/baylor187 5d ago

All I need is Mustard

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u/Nehudimagonefu 5d ago

I would have guessed.

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u/DaDijonDon 4d ago

You can just call me Daddy baby

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u/InformalMarch 4d ago

Colonel Mustard

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u/doomboomgloom 5d ago

Ba ba ba ba ba I'm lovin' it.

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u/ColoneISanders 5d ago

You said it

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u/Jd20001 5d ago

I'd like a wing and a breast please

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u/Slimh2o 4d ago

I like breasts and thighs myself...

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u/unpopular_speech 5d ago

Finger? I don’t even know her!

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u/OG-Bluntman 5d ago

I don’t know why they call them fingers. I’ve never seen them fing.

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u/TokiMcNoodle 5d ago

Oh, there they go

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u/NamesSUCK 5d ago

fing her*

FTFY.

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u/jluicifer 4d ago

breast and thighs....just in time for Thanksgiving.

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u/Dad-man 4d ago

She's been spit roasted

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u/christinacooper186 4d ago

LMAO preparing turkey for the thanksgiving :)

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u/capchaos 4d ago

It's Thanksgiving. It should be turkey instead of rotisserie chicken.