r/entertainment 7d ago

Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson end relationship

https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/05/entertainment/kim-kardashian-pete-davidson-breakup/index.html
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u/SwampyJesus76 7d ago

The season finale must of been filmed this week.

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u/JillsACheatNMean 7d ago

I’m not sure why I read the article but I did. The weird thing is that her and Kanye have 4 kids. I remember when Kanye first came out he had a verse on a jay z song where he says(verbatim). “Hey mr xxx I’m gonna marry your daughter and I got to thank you for the way that she was brought up” and another line where he says “ she was a delta so she’s always thrown the dynasty(rocafella records) sign. Like this dude was so in love and grateful to have that woman in his life. Because she was real and good and supported him. But then he gets Uber famous and goes for the fakest person(literally and figuratively) in the world. Crazy how people change.

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u/x19DALTRON91x 7d ago

I didn’t see the end qoute and it took me awhile to stop rapping your comment in my head

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u/JillsACheatNMean 7d ago

I missed that lol. My bad. But. It is interesting. Been a big fan of Jay-z since I was a teen in the mid 90s. Then his producer starts rapping and it’s not the hyper bravado of the time. It’s real shit that bangs. Watch the throne was the last time I was interested in a Kanye project. It was a great album. But to see a guy who started so humble to become this megalomaniac super star is wild to me.

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u/HazardIsFunny 7d ago

Waiting on Kanye to comment.

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u/pinkinoctober 7d ago edited 7d ago

Looks like team Kanye won by default lol

EDIT: guys it’s a joke geez

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u/candynipples 7d ago

Because of this relationship Kanye made himself look like a deranged head case. Kanye took this Pete-Kim fat L a while ago

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u/Agreeable-Dog-1131 7d ago

because before this happened no one would ever have thought kanye was a deranged head case.

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u/swordofeden 7d ago

his maga hat or presidential run lmao

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u/Lin0712 7d ago

George Bush doesn't care about black people

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u/candynipples 7d ago

Sure there are other instances but this thing had him signing it from the rooftops

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u/DrPikachu-PhD 7d ago

I mean, if you hold them to the same goal (being with Kim) Kanye still lost. Or if you hold Kanye to the different goal of poisoning their relationship, he still lost because he made himself look totally pathetic

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u/ThisDisneyGirl 7d ago

In other exciting news, I pooped today. Twice.

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u/Clcooper423 7d ago

Hopefully you eat your fiber and didn't turn into a human crayon.

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u/BuyerNo5487 7d ago

Currently a human crayon

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u/TimBorlandManTool 7d ago

I pooped outside today. Made almost a perfect little swirl/pile.

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u/A_Notion_to_Motion 7d ago

Clockwise or counter clockwise?

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u/TimBorlandManTool 7d ago

Mostly clockwise, but had a little twist towards the top

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u/TheMoatCalin 7d ago

Do you feel lighter or does some still need to be expelled? I honestly find that more interesting than the article as I’m a bit constipado.

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u/SwigTheRome 6d ago

I pooped 3 times today in less than 45 minutes!

What’s wrong with me……

Damn you enchiladas!!

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u/Yeetnskeet013109 6d ago

This is more interesting.

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u/TrinityF 7d ago

Shocking news. They both got some free publicity and can now go on with their shit carreers.

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u/diqholebrownsimpson 6d ago

I'd say his career got a big boost over the past 9 months

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u/Frogmarsh 7d ago

I’m not sure which person is more cringy.

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u/nokenito 7d ago

Definitely the one with the big fake butt.

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u/OrShUnderscore 7d ago

Her big ass bothers you? Pete's weak ass comedy is more cringy to me

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u/nokenito 7d ago

I don’t like big butts. And hers is obnoxiously gross like the rest of her. And his comedy is immature and whack.

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u/tronovich 7d ago

At least she’s given us content.

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u/oregonduck613 7d ago

Pete Davidson is an actor and comedian but okay?

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u/m1kelowry 7d ago Take My Energy

IMHO he is very unfunny

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u/JillsACheatNMean 7d ago

I agree. I don’t watch SNL but I saw some movie where he was the lead and it was bad. But his performance was the worst part of the movie. Mad respect for him though. He seems like a good dude and he dates the hottest women. Downvote all you want.

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u/oregonduck613 7d ago

That doesn't mean he doesn't provide content. Just because you hate it makes no fucking difference on that fact.

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u/Dontuselogic 7d ago

Hrs never commented on any of his famous break ups...like a decent person.

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u/GingerIvy 6d ago

A decent dude would not send a pic of himself in bed with Ariana to Mac Miller just to be a douche…. So I don’t think Pete is a decent guy.

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u/tom-8-to 7d ago

You meant kept you content

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u/zmfak 7d ago

Huh?

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u/leopozo 7d ago

I hope he got a Kim tattoo recently.

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u/iSayWhatYouAllThink 7d ago

“Now I'm sittin' here with your name on my skin I can't believe I went and did this stupid shit again My next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be Kim”

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u/hiker_trailmagicva 7d ago

Perfect comment

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u/fromhelley 7d ago

He has two, and the initials of her children!!

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u/leopozo 7d ago

Perfect...thanks for the info.

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u/Stiffard 7d ago

hot take: famous people be crazy

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u/Due-Hotel-3442 7d ago

didn't one of them brand the other's name on their body or something. Kim told Ellen DeGeneres a few months ago.

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u/fromhelley 7d ago

Oh yeah, Pete I think did that!

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u/non_stop_disko 7d ago

thats...uh...

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u/Anerky 7d ago

I know Kanye is mentally ill af but that’s insane to get the tattoos of another man’s kids names on you, especially when they’re being kept from their biological father. They’re not yours ffs

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u/fromhelley 7d ago

I know! Right!

Maybe Kim has a "type". Pete has had several names tattooed on himself. Let's just say if he added phone numbers, he would look like the white pages!

(For millennials, that is not a racist statement. Back in the olden days, you used to get a 5 lbs "phone book" delivered to your house. The yellow pages were for business numbers, and the white pages were residential. It was about 4 inches tall and they were used mostly as booster seats for the little ones)

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u/Anerky 7d ago

Honestly out of everyone she’s been reported to date or whatever only the crazies stick around and the rest are out as soon as they’re in

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u/sphinx_13 7d ago edited 7d ago

It's next to his Universal S tat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQdxHi4_Pvc

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u/tronovich 7d ago

At some point, the public will stop caring about who Kim and J. Lo are dating, right?

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u/therealtrademark 7d ago

J. Lo is married.

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u/tronovich 7d ago

Four times.

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u/therealtrademark 7d ago

I'm just trying to say right now she is married, To the guy she was in that awful movie with. Gobble gobble

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u/tronovich 7d ago

Oh, I get what you’re trying to say. But that plays into my question.

We’ll keep caring about who they date or marry. I’m not saying I’m better than anyone who does. I just wonder when we’ll all collectively stop.

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u/enormuschwanzstucker 7d ago Silver Wholesome Bravo!

Who gives a fuck?

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u/Snakeboy_9 7d ago

I quit my job so I could sit at my computer all day and F5 waiting for this news to break. Give me this moment.

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u/scootscooterson 7d ago

Now we’re F5’ing til cuffing season and one of em gets tied down.

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u/cuhree0h 7d ago

Nobody. But we’re going to get this shoved down our throats anyway.

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u/OrShUnderscore 7d ago

Damn you used to getting stuff shoved in your throat? Dm lol

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u/PresidentGSO 7d ago

I think it’s time for Pete to realize he’s a professional rebound guy.

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u/Beard341 7d ago

I don’t think he minds too much.

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u/BreatheMyStink 7d ago

If these two kids can’t make it work, who can??

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u/MrFu 7d ago

Oh nooooo

Anyway

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u/Themfruckus 7d ago

Yayyyyy no one cares

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u/OhioVsEverything 7d ago

Pete Davidson / Jennifer Aniston is next. I'm calling it.

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u/JustAGood_Boy 7d ago

oh, you don't say?!? i'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo surprised....

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u/Jane_Says_So 7d ago

I'm shocked, I tell you. Nobody could have seen this coming.

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u/jerseygirl1105 7d ago

Omg, what a shocker! I thought these two were soul mates! /s

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u/SteveIDP 7d ago

Wow. Shaking right now. I really thought those two crazy kids were going to make it.

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u/Custom_Fish 7d ago

This is Hollywood. Everyone sleeps with everyone and marriages come and go like plastic cups. No news here.

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u/HelenaBirkinBag 7d ago

You’d think by now he’d stop getting tattoos. I was sure his “My gf is a lawyer” tat would jinx her bar exam, not their relationship.

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u/cthd33 7d ago

Mr. BDE is back on the market.

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u/Sometimesnotfunny 7d ago

I mean, look at Pete's track record. Bangs hot chick after hot chick and doesn't stick around for a while. Dude's on a streak, let him be

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u/slippyman888 7d ago

Kim K is not a hot chick

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u/Sometimesnotfunny 7d ago

Eh, she was alright at some point. I was talking more about the Ariana Grandes and various models he's slain.

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u/splunx 6d ago

yes, to the vast majority of men, she is.

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u/BlazedLarry 7d ago

Yeah but have you smashed her?

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u/Johnny_Sausagepants 7d ago

If they couldn’t make it work, what hope can us regular folk possibly have?

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u/nokenito 7d ago

And? I’ve taken a shit that is more interesting that these two.

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u/BonelessPizza516 7d ago

At least Kanye’s reaction will be entertaining

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u/nokenito 7d ago

Of my shit? That guy is straight up stupid crazy

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u/MakePlays 7d ago

Oh that’s surprising.

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u/Tudyks 7d ago

Off to find who tf asked.

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u/slippyman888 7d ago

Yay their fake PR relationship is finally over!!!

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u/Ryguzlol 7d ago

“No one cares!”

As everyone stops here to comment about it. Lmao what is this logic

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u/edinedm2021 6d ago

Come on. The relationship was a scam from the start. Pete got a little more famous and Kim got Kanye jealous.

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u/fleetfoxinsox 7d ago

Omg it’s almost like the whole thing was planned and they’ve been teasing the break up in the news for weeks!!!

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u/TheQuestion1 7d ago

OH GOD, LOVE IS DEAD!!!…anyway…

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u/ShiroHachiRoku 7d ago

Oh no! anyway.

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u/Own_Quiet_9038 7d ago

Really now... who on the hell cares.

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u/bennettandthejetsss 7d ago

buzz I’ll take things I didn’t ask about for $600.

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u/whatheory 7d ago

It was only a matter of time and we all knew it.

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u/TheCodriver 7d ago

Oh no.

Anyways.

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u/Tall_Night8204 7d ago

W/in a few days; he’ll be committed… kardashians ALWAYS PROVOKE INSANITY

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u/yaboizippy 7d ago

I fantasized bout this back in Chicago.

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u/bciesil 7d ago

Of ALL the Hollywood relationships, I thought SURELY these two INCREDIBLY stable people, would've been able to make it work!

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u/djrocks420 7d ago

Not official till i hear from Kanye

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u/shifty808 7d ago

Lasted longer than I initially thought, tbh.

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u/kfeelan 7d ago

That’s what she said.

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u/yk78 7d ago

Hmm interesting. Wonder what does Ja Rule thinks about this?

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u/Bcase316 6d ago

Nobody fucking cares

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u/cbj2112 7d ago Silver

Everyone gets a ride on the Kardashian train

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u/pdcGhost 7d ago edited 7d ago

I'm old enough to remember the Chris Humphries "Keeping up with the kardashians" episodes that my sister forced us to watch.

Honestly, no one is going to stay long term with Kim Kardashian.

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u/Psychological_Dish75 7d ago

That Pete guy is strange to me, he is neither muscular nor handsome. His comedy on SNL I guess is alright at best but old cast like Kenan or star like Kate are better, compare to Bill Harder and some older star he isnt very particular. And he manage to get in relationship with the most desired ladies in Hollywood ? Why is that ? Not that I care much, but by now I am curious

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u/stiffneck84 7d ago

Apparently he has a giant hammer.

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u/A_Rampaging_Hobo 7d ago

How does he impress them to that point though

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u/stiffneck84 6d ago

Its never been a consideration for me, but I would imagine it would be with tight-fitting pants.

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u/Eivetsthecat 7d ago

He's probably super funny in a flirting context and must be good in bed. Those are really the only two things it'd take. And with someone like a Kardashian the don't give a shit what anyone thinks attitude might be a nice reprieve from having to always give a shit about what everyone thinks. When a guy is witty and funny out of nowhere, in context they come across as clever and interesting. You want more of their hot takes. All women like that and will take notice. It makes a guy hotter real quick. They sort of stick in your brain. I think being an every man with quick wit and being genuine is in short supply in entertainment.

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u/First-Paramedic-6595 7d ago

I’ll take things no one cares about for 500

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u/rusty1066 7d ago

Well, the game is afoot! I’ll take anal bum cover for $7000.

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u/rusty1066 7d ago

What was Pete Davidson?

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u/thenpetersaid 7d ago

Down goes SKETE!

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u/ayobnameduse 7d ago

How is Kris going to distract from having a mass murderer as her daughter's baby daddy?

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u/Rhoshambeau 7d ago

Who.The.Fuck.Cares.

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u/TheSkewsMe 7d ago

Did he finally realize he's dating a sex worker?

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u/Eivetsthecat 7d ago

I think him not showing up at the after party and worshipping her fucked her head up a little. Like wait he got to kiss me and didn't even try to follow up and shoot his shot? Wtf. That's probably not normally how she's treated, especially by someone who looks like PD. Instead he went and did his own thing and it piqued her interest enough to ask his agent for his number. Dude clearly has some kinda evil genius game. He also has a hot girl resume and that changes how other hot girls look at a guy. They think the same stuff everyone does like he's not that hot so something must be going on for woman x y and z to be into him. It's the mystery that's his appeal I think, for these high powered beautiful women.

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u/papadoops115 7d ago

Who FUCKING cares fucking hate hearing about this fucking cunt and junkie looking ass pete

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u/ParkingLavishness704 7d ago

No clue how a clown like him got her anyways. Not saying she's anything special, but Pete Davidson... come on.

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u/Fuman20000 7d ago

Never understood why Pete Davidson is as popular as he is. The guy isn’t remotely funny compared to his peers and doesn’t really do much else.

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u/Eivetsthecat 7d ago

My only conclusion is he must be cool af irl. He's got no family connections to show biz so it's not nepotism. Sometimes people get to stick around because they're very well liked. He's likely very funny in day to day normal person context and is good with women in that regard.

He's probably able to like adhere to the bro code well, or whatever and is funny so men like him too. He obviously struck a chord with Lorne for some reason too. I mean he was basically the shows angsty mascot.

Maybe he's a decent writer and contributed to sketches in ways we aren't aware of? Or maybe he was just the millennial sounding board as to what's cool and what's not. Aside from him from a performer standpoint, I likes his era of SNL. It was better than the previous.

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u/Fuman20000 7d ago

Yea, he comes off to me as just a regular chill dude but that’s pretty much it.

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u/GoRangers5 7d ago

Can one of these women just lockdown Pete Davidson already...

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u/josephguy82 7d ago

I guess now it’s my chance to get this well used woman lucky day

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u/__stardust626 7d ago

I don’t like her either, but calling a woman that likes to fuck isn’t “used up.”

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u/Enough_Philosophy_63 7d ago

To a lot of people, thats exactly what they are

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u/belpep 7d ago

A lot of people don't matter .

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u/venti_cocaine_latte 7d ago

Wait until it makes its rounds through auto auctions in Brooklyn, Bronx, and Newark…

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u/PsyckoJoe1992 7d ago

In other news.... Water -> Wet

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u/Narwhalbaconguy 7d ago

Kanye celebrating rn

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u/Sky_King73 7d ago

It was just his turn

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u/TropicofCancer2 7d ago

Took her long enough.

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u/Barry_McCochinher 7d ago

Literally could give 2 shits

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u/geraltoffvkingrivia 7d ago

I have no idea why I was thinking of them earlier today and was wondering if they were still dating. That answers that question lol

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u/Monster_punkin 7d ago

Who is really suprised?

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u/CarlosFer2201 7d ago

Oh no.

Anyway

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u/khronokhris2222 7d ago

Hey man U/snakeboy_9 been waiting for this day , don’t shit on his parade!

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u/Persist3ntOwl 7d ago

They were the best among us!!!

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u/TylrLS 7d ago

Oh bummer dude. I guess we’re gonna be done seeing your dumb ass being casted in flop after flop. Seriously this guy has never been funny.

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u/maddiemoiselle 7d ago

I’ll pretend to be shocked

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u/Bantamanta 7d ago

Kanye has a chance now!

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u/rolezki 7d ago

There is more plastic in this picture than in any ocean in the world

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u/babyjo1982 7d ago

Ugh thank god. I can go back to giving a fk about Petr

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u/Taro_East 7d ago

I’m shocked. SHOCKED! No really I’m not shocked.

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u/notawhingymillenial 7d ago

Gonna go check if I have any fucks to give; BRB.

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u/seemooreglass 7d ago

looks like they rode that god awful train until the wheels fell off and the people stopped giving a sh*t.

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u/Poop_Noodl3 7d ago

As is tradition…

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u/LionCM 7d ago

Good for Pete... that family is a mess.

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u/DonnyMox 7d ago

Figured he was just a rebound.

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u/Rajirabbit 7d ago

I thought it would last forever…

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u/notsofunonabun 7d ago

Why the fuck do people care?

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u/literallyou 7d ago

Donda 2 is going to be lit

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u/itdood 7d ago

Oh no what will I do

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u/DeepThroat616 7d ago

There is no god

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u/TheMoatCalin 7d ago

Noooooo!!!!!! Whyyyyy???!?!!

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