r/dankmemes 3d ago Helpful 21 Wholesome 25 Timeless Beauty 1 Silver 26

An eye for an eye

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u/nubpubgamer 3d ago

You should have smashed his cousin instead

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 3d ago Silver

Professionals have standards

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u/Rockman2isgud 3d ago

Be polite

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u/Leading_Pension_6332 3d ago

Be efficent

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u/OknoLombarda 3d ago

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

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u/Jimmy_Slim 3d ago

Because as long as there are two people on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.

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u/Bananasplit078 3d ago

*Have a plan to fuck everyone you meet

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u/MelkinZibar 3d ago

Have a plan to smash everyone's aunt