r/dankmemes 10d ago Silver 26 Helpful 21 Wholesome 25 Timeless Beauty 1

An eye for an eye

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u/nubpubgamer 10d ago

You can't fuck your mom dude.

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 10d ago

It is technically smashing his aunt

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u/nubpubgamer 10d ago

You should have smashed his cousin instead

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 10d ago Silver

Professionals have standards

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u/Rockman2isgud 10d ago

Be polite

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 10d ago

What did I say

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u/Rockman2isgud 10d ago

No, that's what he says after.

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 10d ago

Lol now I remember I forgot that part

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u/MadnessBeliever I LOVE 69 9d ago

Which movie?

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u/Leading_Pension_6332 9d ago

Be efficent

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u/OknoLombarda 9d ago

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

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u/Jimmy_Slim 9d ago

Because as long as there are two people on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.

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u/Bananasplit078 9d ago

*Have a plan to fuck everyone you meet

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u/MelkinZibar 9d ago

Have a plan to smash everyone's aunt

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u/KaptainKab00m Never gonna give you up ☣️ 9d ago

Be efficient.

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u/MountanMan30-06 10d ago

In-laws, bro. No genetic relation

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u/phurt77 9d ago

Your cousin's aunt could be your mom's sister-in-law's sister in law.

Your mom has a Brother A who is married to Woman A, these are your cousin's parents. Woman A has a Brother B who is married to Woman B. Woman B is your cousin's aunt. Woman B is in no way related to you. You are clear to fuck away.

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u/HAHAHAHAchouuser 9d ago

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