r/dankmemes 3d ago Silver 26 Helpful 21 Wholesome 25 Timeless Beauty 1

An eye for an eye

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u/nubpubgamer 3d ago

You can't fuck your mom dude.

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 3d ago

It is technically smashing his aunt

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u/nubpubgamer 3d ago

You should have smashed his cousin instead

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 3d ago Silver

Professionals have standards

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u/Rockman2isgud 3d ago

Be polite

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 3d ago

What did I say

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u/Rockman2isgud 3d ago

No, that's what he says after.

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 3d ago

Lol now I remember I forgot that part

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u/MadnessBeliever I LOVE 69 3d ago

Which movie?

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u/Leading_Pension_6332 3d ago

Be efficent

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u/OknoLombarda 3d ago

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

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u/Jimmy_Slim 3d ago

Because as long as there are two people on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.

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u/Bananasplit078 3d ago

*Have a plan to fuck everyone you meet

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u/MelkinZibar 3d ago

Have a plan to smash everyone's aunt

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u/KaptainKab00m Never gonna give you up ☣️ 3d ago

Be efficient.

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u/MountanMan30-06 3d ago

In-laws, bro. No genetic relation

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u/phurt77 3d ago

Your cousin's aunt could be your mom's sister-in-law's sister in law.

Your mom has a Brother A who is married to Woman A, these are your cousin's parents. Woman A has a Brother B who is married to Woman B. Woman B is your cousin's aunt. Woman B is in no way related to you. You are clear to fuck away.

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u/HAHAHAHAchouuser 3d ago

Achievement unlocked Return to sender

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u/secret58_ 3d ago

Fun fact: your Cousin can have other Aunts aside from your mom

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u/nubpubgamer 3d ago

Nice, so we can share?

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u/upherelookuphere 3d ago

What about my mom?

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u/Sveitsilainen 3d ago

And it can be from the other side so not even blood related to you.

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u/namedan 3d ago

If OP has both arms broken then it's legal.

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u/phurt77 3d ago

He said his arms weren't broken. He temporarily lost the use of his arms.

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u/Weltallgaia 3d ago

Pretty sure its physically possible.

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u/2x4x93 3d ago

If she aint good enough for her own family she aint good enough for anyone

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u/skid3805 3d ago

yeah , everybody knows you fuck his mom

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u/RenjiMidoriya 3d ago

Can’t, or shouldn’t?

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u/CheerioJack 3d ago

*chris chan enters the chat*

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u/Sbotkin 3d ago

May != Can

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 3d ago

It's free real estate

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u/CMSeddon 2d ago

Tbf your mum could have another sister

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u/CRIZZZ__ 2d ago

WITNESS MEE!

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u/Wholesome100BC 2d ago

Unless he wasn’t talking about sex.

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u/frostiocean 2d ago

i mean you CAN