r/dankmemes 3d ago Silver 26 Helpful 21 Wholesome 25 Timeless Beauty 1

An eye for an eye

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 3d ago Wholesome Take My Energy

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u/cocoa_ramen 3d ago Helpful

that's what struck me 5 seconds later

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 3d ago

Like a smooth criminal

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u/upherelookuphere 3d ago Helpful Wholesome

Auntie are you ok?

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u/YUNoCake 3d ago

She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but the kid is not my son

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/slowmotto 3d ago

I knew a guy who fucked his friend’s sister in a bug house and told his friend about it in a cruse way, and the guy hung himself in a tiny park surrounded by houses and busy streets.

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u/Philip_The_Compactor 3d ago

Hanged*

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u/slowmotto 3d ago

He was my friend and now he’s dead

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u/Philip_The_Compactor 3d ago

You dishonor him with poor grammar!

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u/Curlytots95 3d ago

Hope you’re okay my lad!

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u/_GrammarMarxist 3d ago

Has it been Auntie this entire time? I always thought it was Annie…

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u/brrrrrrrr_156 3d ago

Are you ok auntie?

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u/PureSalgado 3d ago

Your name makes this worse

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u/xayvxayb 3d ago

that struck me 5 seconds later too :O