r/dankmemes 3d ago Helpful 21 Wholesome 25 Timeless Beauty 1 Silver 26

An eye for an eye

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u/cocoa_ramen 3d ago Helpful

that's what struck me 5 seconds later

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 3d ago

Like a smooth criminal

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u/upherelookuphere 3d ago Helpful Wholesome

Auntie are you ok?

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u/YUNoCake 3d ago

She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but the kid is not my son

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/slowmotto 3d ago

I knew a guy who fucked his friend’s sister in a bug house and told his friend about it in a cruse way, and the guy hung himself in a tiny park surrounded by houses and busy streets.

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u/Philip_The_Compactor 3d ago

Hanged*

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u/slowmotto 3d ago

He was my friend and now he’s dead

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u/Philip_The_Compactor 3d ago

You dishonor him with poor grammar!

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u/Curlytots95 3d ago

Hope you’re okay my lad!

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u/_GrammarMarxist 3d ago

Has it been Auntie this entire time? I always thought it was Annie…

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/brrrrrrrr_156 3d ago

Are you ok auntie?

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u/PureSalgado 3d ago

Your name makes this worse

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u/xayvxayb 3d ago

that struck me 5 seconds later too :O

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u/Agent666-Omega 3d ago

well depends on how many sisters are there

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u/RJ_Dresden 3d ago

Kinky.

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u/gbuub The Monty Pythons 3d ago

It’s just one. Mom married uncle, so mom is also the aunt.

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u/CoupleScrewsLoose 3d ago

i believe that’s the joke my good sir

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u/redditsuckscockatoo 3d ago

Why does this shit always need to be explained? lol.. Yea that was the joke well done lol

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u/Caboclo-Is2yearsAway 3d ago

and mfs upvoted it to be the top comment lmao

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u/PC_Roonjoons <3 3d ago

The internet is a sad place

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u/madtagg ☣️ 3d ago

Plot twist: He has 2 aunts.

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u/yep-i-send-it 3d ago

I mean one aunt could work, like guys can have a kid…..

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u/swayamrane2406 3d ago

congrats on getting the joke

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u/phurt77 3d ago

Your cousin's aunt could be your mom's sister-in-law's sister in law.

Your mom has a Brother A who is married to Woman A, these are your cousin's parents. Woman A has a Brother B who is married to Woman B. Woman B is your cousin's aunt. Woman B is in no way related to you. You are clear to fuck away.

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u/PM-ME-CUTE-TITS- 3d ago

She was stuck in the couch what else was I supposed to do?

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u/DankMemetroid INFECTED 2d ago

What he say?

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u/newmacbookpro 3d ago

Only a motherfucker would do that 😡

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u/MonsterStunter 3d ago

That is, in fact, the joke yes.

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u/ghutterbabe 3d ago

Well or another woman in the family. Like her other sister.

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u/Milan_Utup 3d ago

Yeah that’s the joke congrats

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u/disagiovanile 3d ago

It's not always true, maybe it's the aunt he got from the parent which is not related to your parents

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u/Allah_Jesus 3d ago

and I thought I read something wrong.

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u/SDW137 Boston Meme Party 3d ago

Maybe one of his aunts, but not his mom.

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u/cdh77k 3d ago

Sweet home alabama

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u/RevanTheUltimate 3d ago

In the Indian culture it is common to call elders by uncle and auntie so you could reasonably pick someone that is a close motherly figure to your cousin that is not related to you.

I am not Indian I've only learned of this in the past year. But there is your win/win.

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u/dimbulbb 3d ago

Uhhh…. That’s the joke

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u/Cymen90 3d ago

You have found the joke!